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RomanceRe: What Is The One Thing That Makes You Happy . by MrCork: 10:01pm On Nov 19, 2019
ublight:
i am really having a good day, thanks to some urnt groundnut. I didnt know burnt groundnut had the ability to make one so happy.

Its better than going to dubai.

What makes you happpy
angry
RomanceRe: Guys What Will You Do If Another Guy Sends You This Message. by MrCork: 6:17pm On Nov 19, 2019
Pharaoh4rin:
No no no! iLegend & Ubunja don't comment on other people's thread. They only feel that theirs and theirs alone deserve to be 'liked, shared, commended, appraised and argued. I respect their ego shaa. But hey bruv, don't seek them here
..arha..so are u trying to say Ilegendd has boyfriends and he enjoy dressing like females and he were high heels? (Wicked) grin grin grin
RomanceRe: But Why Are Ibo Women Always Lightskin... by MrCork(op): 6:18am On Nov 19, 2019
Tajbol4splend:
Beauty ain't in the complexion for people who know it
angry
LiteratureRe: Perfect For Us by MrCork: 5:49am On Nov 19, 2019
queenitee:
Kim Jong Un, thank you for the updates. I’m liking this Diane o. It’s just that her outgoing lifestyle doesn’t suit me too shocked shocked
how much? cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Are Most Nigerian Guys Ugly ? by MrCork: 5:25am On Nov 19, 2019
LadyGCrueDKilaB:
0knm is from London so I definitely made a right choice smiley
nah.. yor own case different...

U date anytin!!(No oofeense)
angry
RomanceRe: Why Are Most Nigerian Guys Ugly ? by MrCork: 5:24am On Nov 19, 2019
LadyGCrueDKilaB:
0knm is from London so I definitely made a right choice smiley
angry
RomanceRe: Why Are Most Nigerian Guys Ugly ? by MrCork: 10:49pm On Nov 18, 2019
Riele:
Believe it or not.

Nigeria men are ugly and below average .

It's so annoying .
u so right..99% of guys on nairaland very ugly...except the remaining 2% of is from London(true story) smiley
RomanceRe: My Wife Slept With Gym Instructor, I Want A Divorce by MrCork: 10:46pm On Nov 18, 2019
rexericx:
Read him!

I want to get advise from this beautiful place. I don't want to continue with my wife again because of what she did . She use to go to gym every weekend but i don't bother because I stay with my son. She is 35 years, our marriage is 6 years. She went to gym, this happened last month and the way she came back that day and started demanding for sex made me scared. She came pounced on me started removing my clothes, that she wants me this and that. This is a woman who I touched at night and she was shouting that I am a freak and I should free her. When I obliged her because she was holding my manhood, I wanted to suck her, she refused, that she is wet already, when I insisted to wear cap because our baby is still young, she refused and said she wants everything raw. We made love and it was good. Only for me to discover through a chat that she succeeded in seducing me and if it turns out to be positive, that I won't have a reason to doubt her. In the conversation, he was telling her, that he couldn't control himself and he is sorry he won't release inside her again . I snapped the chats and kept it. I contacted a friend, to trace who is the owner of the number she was chatting so dirty with was? we found out it was my wife's gym instructor. I have confronted her and told her that the marriage is over. She almost denied the whole thing, said no chat is on her whatsapp, I had to come out with evidence and the truth started coming out. She is begging me not to tell her people the reason for the break up , that we can say that we are not compatible and needed some time off. I told her to leave my house and sort herself out but she has refused. I want to leave the house for her . Is this a good decision?

Read more
Source:

https://m./549890931861236?view=permalink&id=1299024176947904
..yor wife..she lightskin? angry
RomanceRe: Ladies..it's All About London Guys!!!! by MrCork(op): 10:33pm On Nov 18, 2019
RedCreme21:
If only you were a bit attractive and not so short angry. You are funny at least, thats a bonus.
..

.SAY WOT??..am not attractive?..
Do u were glasses or did u use to were glasses..(No oofeense)
angry
RomanceRe: Ladies..it's All About London Guys!!!! by MrCork(op): 10:30pm On Nov 18, 2019
RedCreme21:
If only you were a bit attractive and not so short angry. You are funny at least, thats a bonus.
angry
RomanceRe: Two Nigerian Ladies Fight Over A Man On Facebook by MrCork: 8:20pm On Nov 18, 2019
made4naijamusic:
A Nigerian lady has taken to Facebook to accuse another lady of trying to 'steal' her man.



She wrote:

Deborah however denied the allegation. She alleged that Mary launched the attack on her to tarnish her image for reasons best known to her.

Source
https://www.made4naija.com/two-nigerian-ladies-fight-over-a-man-on-facebook/
Hisduchess is always fighting for mans on nairaland!(true story) angry
RomanceRe: What Perfume Would You Recommend For People Traveling This Xmas?? by MrCork: 8:18pm On Nov 18, 2019
GodCovenant:
bro ignorance is a disease. you should have first ask what I mean by active man.

active man is a name of perfume or Chris Adams
...really.?
.Bro..so u want PERFUME that make men chase u...correct? (Shaking my head seriously)
...active man ko.. active man ni

Why don't u try *rose air freshener *...it will make u smell like ice cream!!(No oofeense)
angry
RomanceLadies..it's All About London Guys!!!! by MrCork(op): 8:14pm On Nov 18, 2019


Ladies.
.. Forget tryin to be diplomatic..trying to be nice or tryin to make others happy...your future lies with us London guys (true story)....why?

1. We naturaly always better lookin(always) angry
2. We naturaly always have moiney (fact) angry
3. We are naturaly always handsome...great example ..Me! (another fact) angry
4. We always make u our queens..our number 1 & we don't always really cheat (true story) wink
5. We buy u a car after one month of dating u (true story) cheesy

Our Conclusion:
Quit wasting your time wit non-Londoners...we rule!! (No oofeense ) angry.
RomanceRe: Guys What Will You Do If Another Guy Sends You This Message. by MrCork: 7:20pm On Nov 18, 2019
BobiNick:
I DIDN'T STEAL YOUR WOMAN� I took her away from you ...you remember the time you spent the whole day without checking up on her�? Guess what❓ I was checking up on her every minute to make sure she's fine..�

Do you remember the time you neglected her and didn't give her attention�.. She told me about it �and I gave her my time when she needed company✔..I gave her my ears�when she needed someone to talk to, and I gave her my shoulder when she needed to cry.�

While you thought she's gonna chase after you, we were busy enjoying each other's company and you were our last worry ...� oooh did you know the more you tried to hurt her was the more you brought her closer to my arms?

while you thought she had sleepless night ..�� I was making sure that she doesn't go to bed with broken heart��and tears� in her eyes...

While you thought she's crying� over you, oooh no, I was cracking jokes for her�and saying Corny things that makes her laugh.


Ok...ILegendd should show up anytime from now & start nagging moaning n crying.....
He go No start gettin emmotional (get ready sir) angry
RomanceRe: Guys What Will You Do If Another Guy Sends You This Message. by MrCork: 7:18pm On Nov 18, 2019
BobiNick:
I DIDN'T STEAL YOUR WOMAN� I took her away from you ...you remember the time you spent the whole day without checking up on her�? Guess what❓ I was checking up on her every minute to make sure she's fine..�

Do you remember the time you neglected her and didn't give her attention�.. She told me about it �and I gave her my time when she needed company✔..I gave her my ears�when she needed someone to talk to, and I gave her my shoulder when she needed to cry.�

While you thought she's gonna chase after you, we were busy enjoying each other's company and you were our last worry ...� oooh did you know the more you tried to hurt her was the more you brought her closer to my arms?

while you thought she had sleepless night ..�� I was making sure that she doesn't go to bed with broken heart��and tears� in her eyes...

While you thought she's crying� over you, oooh no, I was cracking jokes for her�and saying Corny things that makes her laugh.
angry
RomanceRe: Ilegend Boss..no Sales Oo..just Kenp by MrCork: 5:27pm On Nov 18, 2019
iLegendd:
The safest answer I give people is always YouTube and Google. All info are there, but you need to sift through the dirt to find the gold.

Experience will shape you.

To make sales, write a quality book on a profitable niche, have a keyword searchable title and subtitle, have a professional cover and cool description. Publish and get reviews, then sales will come on a daily basis.

If you have some money, hire a mentor around you. If you don't have, just keep grinding and learning and you'll get there.

Sadly, some people have only 1 — 5 poorly written books and they want to blow — no, never.

Even if you're in this category, don't give up. 1 - 5 great books written in a profitable niche with all the attributes I mentioned above in place will make you more money than 50 poorly written books.

One bad thing about most Nigerian authors is: bad punctuation, structure, and spelling.

Whoever sucks with this should work with a friend who doesn't suck — work as a team, else you need to spend time learning before you can finally succeed.

Luckily, success is guaranteed in this business the moment you are equipped.

All the best.
^^^^ any excuse to create thread...pls No more thread

Are u related to onila? (No oofeense)
angry
RomanceRe: Seems This Lady Is More Than My Power O by MrCork: 5:20pm On Nov 18, 2019
Quality20:
met just less than 6weeks ago, but from her chats she has dated and enjoyed sponsorship from professors and other guys in d past and now here I'm a man just managing a job of about 20k a month. She hasn't really requested money from me directly but has always brought up things like "my sisters marriage is next month I'm trying to balance Souvenir's cost of abt 100k", at other times it could b like how cn I get a loan, wanna change phone or I'm looking for !money to pay my tailor, I'm gonna b travelling next week and now my ATM is trapped and can't get my money, etc. pls has any guy(s) on this forum dated such type of girl? As for me ,I'm beginning to feel she could be a pathetic liar and that she would never b able to do away with those professors and other rich guys who sponsored her and gave her regular stipends, after all I'm not at d moment in a position to do as they did not to talk of even out doing them


..Bro.. U nagging like ILegendd...

.U start sentense wit *met* instead of *Met* n then u wonder y women ignore u.

...my advice..

.kindly move for thread to complain section!!(No oofeense)
angry
RomanceRe: Seems This Lady Is More Than My Power O by MrCork: 5:13pm On Nov 18, 2019
Quality20:
met just less than 6weeks ago, but from her chats she has dated and enjoyed sponsorship from professors and other guys in d past and now here I'm a man just managing a job of about 20k a month. She hasn't really requested money from me directly but has always brought up things like "my sisters marriage is next month I'm trying to balance Souvenir's cost of abt 100k", at other times it could b like how cn I get a loan, wanna change phone or I'm looking for !money to pay my tailor, I'm gonna b travelling next week and now my ATM is trapped and can't get my money, etc. pls has any guy(s) on this forum dated such type of girl? As for me ,I'm beginning to feel she could be a pathetic liar and that she would never b able to do away with those professors and other rich guys who sponsored her and gave her regular stipends, after all I'm not at d moment in a position to do as they did not to talk of even out doing them
angry
CrimeRe: Man Trying To Steal Panties From A FUTA Student's Apartment, Caught by MrCork: 1:32pm On Nov 18, 2019
made4naijamusic:
A man got more than he bargained for after being caught red-handed trying to steal panties from an apartment of a female student of Federal University of Technology, Akure.

The unidentified man was subjected to jungle justice by an angry mob after he was apprehended.


Here is a video from the scene of the incident;
https://www.instagram.com/p/B4-melvAO7Q/



Source
https://www.made4naija.com/man-nabbed-while-trying-to-steal-panties-from-a-futa-students-apartment/
..but why are ibo people stealing pant? ..WTF!!....This Not cool angry
PoliticsRe: Atiku Vs Buhari: 2019 Presidential Election Tribunal Live Updates by MrCork: 12:38pm On Nov 18, 2019
uzolexis:
A judge utter this rubbish. How is age confirmation of honesty.... I tire for 9ja
..how much? cheesy
RomanceRe: I Asked Her Hand In Marriage She Insulted Me by MrCork: 12:36pm On Nov 18, 2019
slimjohn2k5:
There is this family I stayed with.
I asked the second daughter for marriage about 2yrs of leaving their house, she turned it down with insult.
Now she is getting married, is it advisable I attend?
I just don't feel right about attending
is she lightskin? angry
RomanceRe: I Changed This And Started Getting Laid Very Often But... by MrCork: 12:31pm On Nov 18, 2019
izospindle:
So I was one of them guys on nairaland that could be categories as nice guys.....who insult women and say all de want is money(although I never bash ladies online, just when am with my guys) I bought things for girls and never asked for any thing in return. after I read books from this author(john Alexander and Carlos xuma) I started having better luck with women. the problem now is thatthere is this girl that really chop me in my days of ignorance. I did things for her that am ashamed to say.. Now that I know, the truth is i don't think I love her or any one at that but I really want to down her. I broke all the rules with her and am in d mugu/friend zone for her side. I have used the rules I have used on other ladies I met after my Reformation that worked but seem not to work on her. When I think it is working she start asking for money again. Although I don't give her I just post her or lie to her. Niggas in the house I know you guys have done much advicing already, HERE IS MY QUESTION, is she a lost course ? I really want to eat my share. Is like she really into a broke guy. Should I move on? Will chasing make me a betamale/nice guy all over again? I need answers....FYI....I have life and building a career so don't tell me to go get a job or work hard to make money grin that is so beta (
angry
RomanceRe: What Perfume Would You Recommend For People Traveling This Xmas?? by MrCork: 12:25pm On Nov 18, 2019
GodCovenant:
its Xmas again. as people are preparing for traveling this Xmas what perfume would you recommend for male and female. please endeavor to add price of your perfume suggestion and how cool is the fragrance and if it last long.

I love active man fragrance but it doesn't hash or pronounced and the price is between 3500 to 4500. also 212 is nothing to right home about. maybe its now fake.

farida was strong but i don't like it fragrance
ok..bro
..so u love active men who smell nice Becoz u travelling for Christmas...abi?
...u do realize been gay there in Nigeria is automatic 14years prison plus flogging!!(SMH)
angry
RomanceRe: What Perfume Would You Recommend For People Traveling This Xmas?? by MrCork: 12:22pm On Nov 18, 2019
GodCovenant:
its Xmas again. as people are preparing for traveling this Xmas what perfume would you recommend for male and female. please endeavor to add price of your perfume suggestion and how cool is the fragrance and if it last long.

I love active man fragrance but it doesn't hash or pronounced and the price is between 3500 to 4500. also 212 is nothing to right home about. maybe its now fake.

farida was strong but i don't like it fragrance
angry
RomanceRe: I Am So Heart Broken by MrCork: 12:19pm On Nov 18, 2019
Pettyprincess:
Okay dude i do understand when you love someone bt you can't get them it's really painful,thank goodness have never been in a situation like that!!!
I will advice you to try to forget about the girl and move on with your life there are many single girls you could ask out for goodness sake!!!
Don't ever try quitting your job because that gon be even worst ahh swear!!! Except you wanna experience heartbreak nd hunger at the same time grin
Please try to create time for yourself nd make new female friend,nd if you click you can take it to the next level!!!
I also love the fact that you dnt take revenge or insult the girl because she rejected you it shows you a good nd responsible guy!!! So you definitely can find a lady far better than all the features she possesses!!!
^^^^^^OFFICIALLY THE MOST BEAURIFUL FEMALE ON NAIRALAND!!!! (((Cerified )))) cheesy
RomanceRe: French Man: Nigerian Girls Are The Cheapest And Most Gullible In Africa by MrCork: 9:42am On Nov 18, 2019
SenecaTheYonger:
He spend more money in Nigeria because no girl fvcked him for free, compared to other countries where the girls willing gave up their cookie. So who's the cheapest?
sir....yor reply not only dumb but should win award for dumbest statement of 2019(no oofeense) smiley
RomanceRe: Lion Discovered At Residential Building In Lagos (photos) by MrCork: 12:06am On Nov 18, 2019
ELVISHOT:
A 2-year-old lion reportedly owned by an unnamed Indian national has been discovered at a residential apartment in Lagos.


Chairman of Lagos State Taskforce on Environmental and Special Offences Yinka Egbeyemi who confirmed this on Sunday November 17, said the lion is caged at No 229 Muri Okunola Street in Victoria Island.



Police officers have been deployed to the area as it was further gathered that the state government through the Ministry of Agriculture and Environment is currently trying to evacuate the animal from the building.


Channels Television reported that the Indian national who owns the lion has been invited for questioning.


Source:
https://www.thenaijafame.com.ng/2019/11/lion-discovered-at-residential-building.html?m=1


CC
..that lion is definitely becoming *suya* smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The by MrCork: 10:56pm On Nov 17, 2019
ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Make money all these stories that touch will end
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RomanceRe: These Are The Types Of Men That Can Easily Steal Your Woman by MrCork: 10:16pm On Nov 17, 2019
MGab25:
Some time ago, we came across the story of a man who eloped with his son’s girlfriend and that’s why we made up this post today to reveal the types of men you should be careful with as they can easily steal your woman.

1- Gym instructors:
https://i0.wp.com/www.entgist.xyz/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/Gym-Instructor-1.png

Most Gym Instructors are usually young, athletic, fit and attractive to women as they practice live in the Gym and are health conscious.

Gym instructors are known to perform horizontal acrobatics with their female clients regardless of their marital status.

The instructors don’t stress themselves to get a  woman as the ladies freely throw themselves at them once the effect of their inappropriate touches kicks in.

It’s common to hear stories of women cheating on their spouses with their Gym Instructor.

2- Photographers: 
https://i0.wp.com/www.entgist.xyz/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/model-photographer-1.png

Second, on our list are Photographers. Photographers are fond of taking advantage of women; especially the young ones desperate for a super-dope shot and are ready to take on any position suggested by the photographer to make their pictures good enough for many Instagram Likes.

Another category of women that falls prey to photographers is female models as they often get offered free private shots and some promises (you know there’s a price attached to every free Thing right? Wink!). They also know how desperate the models are to add a lot of Professional Images in their Portfolio; they don’t mind being nude too.

I know of a friend who spends more than 4 Hours snapping a model in his tightly locked studio while I’m outside waiting for that long. He doesn’t let me be in the studio while he snaps as he said He always wants to get the best shot in every position possible for each of the models; but after the shot, they always come out of the studio Sweating and the model adjusting her clothes tongue wink….. [/b]What do I even know? I can swear they did nothing in there lol! grin grin grin.



[b]3- Pastors:

https://i0.wp.com/www.entgist.xyz/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/rogue-pastor-1.png

Pastors are third on our list because rogue men of god understand the psychology of women and always take advantage of them.

They are very much aware that women often get emotionally needy and are very desperate for caring and listening ear, and a lot of women trust and respect their pastors more than their husband.

Some time ago, we read about a man whose wife was having an affair with her pastor and according to him, his wife prepares special delicacies for the pastor after he must have left for work; and she prepares horrible meals for the husband.

Rogue pastors most times take advantage of women during private prayer sessions.



4- Lecturers and Bosses:
https://i0.wp.com/www.entgist.xyz/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/lecturer-and-student-2.png

These days, news about Sex for marks gone wrong are making front-pages in the media, what about those that went as planned? When should we expect that information to be out?



We are in the era where your grades determine how easy or tough getting a job will be for you after school and lecturers are out there acting like Mini-gods, so imagine what ladies can offer for a pass!

Out of desperation for a good grade, students can be lured by the lecturer or vice-versa. The same thing happens in Job Promotions.

If only we can get a good survey on how many students pass out with a “Sexually Transmitted Degree”, most boyfriends and husbands will be disappointed.

5- ‘Just friends’:
https://i0.wp.com/www.entgist.xyz/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/just-friends-1.png

Lol! This category of Men approaches your woman just to be ‘just friends’ with her, so, guys you have to be careful with men your woman introduces as “Just Friends”… Whenever my Girlfriend tells me “Look, He’s just a friend”, I’m always like “I don’t understand this Just a friend package oo… Because I know what I did when I was Just a Friend ooo angry

Just friends stay in the ‘Friend Zone’ and will make you think they are comfortable being there, but they are just waiting for the right time to strike…. The right time when you’ve got issues with her and when she’s emotionally vulnerable and needs “Immoral support”.

Do you have any Suggestion? You can drop them in the Comment Section.

What do you think about this article?

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...sir..U forgot to mention: MR CORK!! wink
RomanceRe: Olaosebikan Folasewa O Is A Scammer And Fraudster by MrCork: 10:10pm On Nov 17, 2019
Hisduchess:
You actually don't have sense mrcork.

..then proof to us u a lady...
..kiss ..hug ..necking..extra kiss plus 2 week punnny. ..Deal??
cheesy
RomanceRe: Olaosebikan Folasewa O Is A Scammer And Fraudster by MrCork: 9:27pm On Nov 17, 2019
Okoroawusa:
One girl don do me this kind thing. In the days of Yahoo Messenger... when #3500 na big money. She told me she was a student in Enugu...


Since then I no make that kind mistake... never
..is her name Hisduchess from nairaland....she from enugu angry
RomanceRe: Davido Will Not Marry Chioma. Here Is Why (pics) by MrCork: 9:21pm On Nov 17, 2019
GreatResearcher:
A research conducted last week shows that David Adekele popularly kown as Davido might be toing the path his colleauge Wizkid is toing.
angry

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