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Romance › Re: If You Leave Nigeria Today, What Will You Miss? by MrCork: 11:58am On Nov 25, 2019
Hamachi:
They why are you here?
sweery am from London gadddddemmmmit....you nko?... why r u hear?? angry
Romance › Re: If You Leave Nigeria Today, What Will You Miss? by MrCork: 11:31am On Nov 25, 2019
Hamachi:
If you leave Nigeria today, what will you miss?
.and although I drive BMW (£30'000cash)..Am from London..juss in case u ask!(true story) smiley
Romance › Re: If You Leave Nigeria Today, What Will You Miss? by MrCork: 11:25am On Nov 25, 2019
Hamachi:
If you leave Nigeria today, what will you miss?
...do i look naija to u? Who cares!!(No oofeense) angry
Romance › Re: If You Leave Nigeria Today, What Will You Miss? by MrCork: 11:23am On Nov 25, 2019
Hamachi:
If you leave Nigeria today, what will you miss?
angry
Romance › Re: Why You Should Consider Marrying Asian Ladies. by MrCork: 11:42pm On Nov 24, 2019
Hisduchess:
Then how come a little number of women you've met made you think that all Nigerian girls are whores.stop this your hasty generalisation cos is so dumb as fvck
...don't worry...don't get angry..and don't hate Asia women..
...if No body marry u...I will marry u
smiley
Romance › Re: The Tallest Ashawo Tree In Okpara LG, Benin City. by MrCork: 11:39pm On Nov 24, 2019
kestolove95:
D tree Is fine
..kaiii. how much please? cheesy
Romance › Re: ok by MrCork: 11:24pm On Nov 24, 2019
Dimples0303:
*sprinkles holy water* embarassed
.dyammm..U so fine u make my *kondo* stadddddddup for 5 hours!! (True story) cheesy
Romance › Re: Nairaland Modifications [chatbox] by MrCork: 11:19pm On Nov 24, 2019
RedCreme21:
Several threads have been created for the purpose of drawing seun's attention to the changes/modifications we would love to see on this forum.
1.
A dislike button. To let those trolls know how much we dislike then and the sh!t they type.
2.
A button which would enable us to block several accounts here.
3.
Nairalanders would love for seun to award the position of 'moderator', to dedicated monikers. The office should be held for 4yrs only.
4.
Nairalanders whose threads make front page should be paid a minimum of #5000.
5.
Presiding mods should step down. Lala especially. New moderators are to be appointed based on their qualifications not their love of snakes.
6.
After a registered member has been banned for the third time, he/she is to pay a certain fee. #1000 tops.
7.
Anyone who comments on a trolls thread is to endure the same punishment as the op for encouraging him/her.
...erm .bro..one of yor last thread was called ...* my last sexual experiense with a goat*.(check it)

..& then u come to nairaland to advise M.O.D to ban we normal people?

...well,normaly there in Nigeria..they would say.. *BRO..yor head is not correct*

..however, here in London, we simply say... *SON.. u need mental paragatrolick help!!* ((No oofeense) )
angry
Romance › Re: Nairaland Modifications [chatbox] by MrCork: 11:13pm On Nov 24, 2019
RedCreme21:
Several threads have been created for the purpose of drawing seun's attention to the changes/modifications we would love to see on this forum.
1.
A dislike button. To let those trolls know how much we dislike then and the sh!t they type.
2.
A button which would enable us to block several accounts here.
3.
Nairalanders would love for seun to award the position of 'moderator', to dedicated monikers. The office should be held for 4yrs only.
4.
Nairalanders whose threads make front page should be paid a minimum of #5000.
5.
Presiding mods should step down. Lala especially. New moderators are to be appointed based on their qualifications not their love of snakes.
6.
After a registered member has been banned for the third time, he/she is to pay a certain fee. #1000 tops.
7.
Anyone who comments on a trolls thread is to endure the same punishment as the op for encouraging him/her.
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies...would You Date A Guy Who Smokes Weed?? by MrCork(op): 10:03pm On Nov 24, 2019
Popowaa:
I knw a lady who likes guys who smoke weed cos she claims they Bleep better when they are high.
Mr CORK!!! smiley
Romance › Re: ok by MrCork: 9:42pm On Nov 24, 2019
Happyguy201:
please what should i do
..bro did u pour inside? cheesy
Romance › Re: ok by MrCork: 9:41pm On Nov 24, 2019
Happyguy201:
please what should i do
angry
Romance › Re: Question Of The Year!! by MrCork(op): 9:38pm On Nov 24, 2019
Phenomenal16:
Do u av moni?, if yes.....that's d answer
If u don't then its either u r chilling on a cheap weed or u r looking for attt****
angry
Romance › Re: Please Tell Me, Is She Cheating? by MrCork: 5:11pm On Nov 24, 2019
bodaola:
Kima Jedi, kima ladi, kima mudi, iranu abasha grin
...my mennnn..eating yor chick punnny is the only way to secure yor relationship...U don't believe me..ask any wpman or Hisduchess!!. smiley
Romance › Re: Please Tell Me, Is She Cheating? by MrCork: 5:06pm On Nov 24, 2019
bodaola:
I deflowered my girlfriend early August, i could recall how tight her pussy use to be... Now i noticed her pussy is loose on like before.... Could she be cheatinghuh

Plz tell me based on experience and don't mind how I'm gonna feel. Tell me the truth straight...

Thank You all!
..ok Bro.. U will need to eat
Her punnny for only 5 minute without drinking water .. to find out if she's still pure!(true story)
smiley
Romance › Re: Please Tell Me, Is She Cheating? by MrCork: 5:03pm On Nov 24, 2019
bodaola:
I deflowered my girlfriend early August, i could recall how tight her pussy use to be... Now i noticed her pussy is loose on like before.... Could she be cheatinghuh

Plz tell me based on experience and don't mind how I'm gonna feel. Tell me the truth straight...

Thank You all!
angry
Romance › Re: A Lady Is Four Months Pregnant For Me And She's Hiding It From Me. by MrCork: 5:00pm On Nov 24, 2019
Ojizy1:
I am 27 years old and I have been dating this lady for 2 years now , I'm doing well with forex trading and make money without hitches.
I always take her shopping and buy her good stuff but the thing is I don't see her as my life partner but now she's 4 months pregnant and she concealed the information from me.
I'm not ready to father anything child now because I'm still yet to complete my house.
Guys please suggest what should I do .
...is she lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: Wow!!!! by MrCork(op):
...and for those of u Homebase people never herd of Eddie Murphy....he ain't a Nigerian!!(No oofeense) smiley
Romance › Wow!!!! by MrCork(op): 3:07pm On Nov 24, 2019
...one Chinese chick juss walked pass at pekam market here in London n said * hi Eddie Murphy *....
....dyamm.. it aint easy to be handsome!! (Truss me')
wink
Romance › Re: Why Do White People Smell Like Unwashed Smelling Vagina by MrCork: 11:55pm On Nov 23, 2019
Ilamina:
White people suck
congrats! undecided
Education › Re: Python Attempted To Strangle OOU Agricultural Student, She Gets Hospitalized by MrCork: 10:15pm On Nov 23, 2019
Made4naijaceo:
OOU Agricultural student hospitalized after a python attempted to strangle her during a practical class, today, in Ago Iwoye.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B5Ndg5RHM3b/
...but why r IBO people always strangling pyton?(No oofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Went Shopping With My Daughter Today - Photos by MrCork: 10:09pm On Nov 23, 2019
Airforce01:
Back in my early days as a kid, I was fed Lousy Pap and garri ... But today I'm a dad and have vowed my daughter and her siblings to come won't go through what I went through as a kid.

I've really worked hard for this moment and I give God the glory.

Relaxing after outting with my child.


It is too late to fail amen
We are too loaded to be empty Amen.
..
...SHES LIGHTSKIN.......yay!!!!!!!
cheesy
Romance › Re: Why Do White People Smell Like Unwashed Smelling Vagina by MrCork: 10:07pm On Nov 23, 2019
Ilamina:
huh angry lipsrsealed
^^^dumbest racist thread of 2019...that's a very childish steeewpid thing to say!! angry
Romance › Re: Am I Normal? by MrCork: 10:04pm On Nov 23, 2019
RedCreme21:
I just read a post from a moniker who's likely masochist. The thread got me thinking: what about my sexuality?
I'm in my late adolescence. My only sexual experience ever was a kiss by my first boyfriend...
Apart from that, i havent had any other intimate relationship with any guy...
The problem stems from the below,
My dreams
My desires.

Since i discovered myself, my dreams have been based on lesbian intercourse. I've had countless of them regarding sexual moments between another female and i. Weird.
But in reality, i like guys. On few occations i do admire girls. I feel messed up because i was raised by a family with zero tolerance for those in the LGBT community. What if i grow to be a part of it?
I like to think that the hormones are responsible for it all... But then i'll soon be an adult, puberty's a thing of the past. It's scary especially in a society like ours.
The thing though, as i stated before, is that i like guys too. Am i a bi sexual then?
Can any one else relate?
...are u related to Onila? angry
Romance › Re: Am I Too Ugly Not Too Have A Girlfriend by MrCork:
abdulazeez1002:
You f*ucktard. Felix stems from Latin which means happy or lucky. It's a very popular name in Germany, Netherland, Czech Republic, Slovenia, Romania, France, Hungary, Portugal and Spain.

People like you are stuck in the mud till the high tide overcome you.
...Felix?..is a useless name!(No oofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Question Of The Year!! by MrCork(op): 3:23pm On Nov 23, 2019
omokoginimi:
okay sir. Nairaland #1 playa
..now i no u gots taste.. well done! wink
Romance › Re: Question Of The Year!! by MrCork(op): 3:14pm On Nov 23, 2019
omokoginimi:
sir, with all due respect, you are not cute

Google definition:
attractive in a handsome or endearing way.

....OF COURSE AM DYAMMMM CUTE!!! angry

Google check cute!
Romance › Re: Question Of The Year!! by MrCork(op): 3:12pm On Nov 23, 2019
omokoginimi:
sir, with all due respect, you are not cute
angry
Romance › Re: Question Of The Year!! by MrCork(op): 3:01pm On Nov 23, 2019
omokoginimi:
who said?
if u remove yor glasses..u will no the true definition of *cute*(real talk) wink
Romance › Re: Question Of The Year!! by MrCork(op): 2:50pm On Nov 23, 2019
MR CORK<<<<<>>>>Love him or hate him....he dyaaaaam cute!!(true story) wink
Romance › Re: Women Need To Wake Up by MrCork: 1:32pm On Nov 23, 2019
Ladycewhy:
"Women have nothing to offer but sex"
"Women bring nothing to the table"

I am sure these phrase sounds familiar. I have noticed there is a psychological conditioning going on ,when you are told you are not good enough you dont strive to be better.You are made as a woman to accept what is thrown at you and maintain the status quo after all ,this generation of women have it better than those of old , you should be grateful the patriarchy society even allowed you some privileges like education. You might even be told, the only good thing you are for as a woman is popping out babies.

Many women do not know a woman is the backbone of any nation,the nurturer, extinction of a population depends on the women. If your lineage will survive it depends on the woman which is why women and children are the main target of war.


Do you also know that as a woman you can change the future? Yes, you can by how you raise your children today, how you nurture them and shape their though process. What is it about society treatment towards women you want to change ? start by shaping the thought process of your children towards that direction,you are the nurturer ,the key to the next adult to be released into the society is in your hands, this is the time to be parentally alert to how your children respond and see issues, change begins with you.
angry
Romance › Re: The Devil Likes To Swim! Pic by MrCork: 12:38pm On Nov 23, 2019
RedCreme21:
grin I rest my case.
go n marry op! angry

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