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RomanceRe: But Why Are Ibo Women Always Lightskin... by MrCork(op):
Igetmyown247:
What advice do you possibly need??
..why are ibo women always beautiful n lightskin? angry
RomanceRe: But Why Are Ibo Women Always Lightskin... by MrCork(op): 9:22pm On Nov 09, 2019
MetaPhysical:
Mmmtccheew...e don tey wey i hail my people, make i kuku give shout out now now...

Kwenu!
Kwenu!!
Kwenu!!!

Igbo Kwenuo zuo!!

grin
..Google transslate please!!(No oofeense) angry
RomanceRe: Let's Create New Relationships: Romanceland Matchmaking Thread by MrCork: 9:16pm On Nov 09, 2019
funmisticqueen:
The guarantee of getting punnany depends on YOU. How good your profile is and your behavior towards any girl you set your eyes on
angry
RomanceRe: How Do I Know If She Is Lesbian by MrCork: 8:20pm On Nov 09, 2019
ladyGKilaBCrueD:
I don't doubt it feels good but yuck!!!
..HOLD UP..
..U mean u never had a guy eat u up?... in 2019?.. wot kinda guys do u meet? .. Homebase Nigerians??'(no oofeense)
angry
RomanceRe: How Do I Know If She Is Lesbian by MrCork: 7:43pm On Nov 09, 2019
ladyGKilaBCrueD:
lol ive never experienced it but the thought of eating vagina or getting ate is repulsive
..SAY WHAT??

..darling u don't no wot u missing.. truss me!!
wink
RomanceRe: Let's Create New Relationships: Romanceland Matchmaking Thread by MrCork: 7:34pm On Nov 09, 2019
funmisticqueen:
I have an idea, instead of bashing the opposite sex as per usual(i know i am guilty of this), let love rule our hearts for once.

I have decided to create a matchmaking thread to that effect.
This is how it's gonna go down.

Post a pic of yourself(real pic o! if not,we will call you out and nobody will contact you without one)sexually hinted pics are allowed for men and women. It's a free world and the internet never forgets.
It must be a recent face pic without sunshades or a full body pic.

Age:please be truthful

Location: town and state

Occupation: what you specifically do for a living. Business man is not allowed,because it is not specific. Even yahoo yahoo are business men.

Religion: christian, Muslim,traditionalist, artist,agnostic etc.

Genotype: this is very key

Relationship status: single, married, divorced,widowed, single parent.

Person of romantic interest: Are you into guys, girls or both,gays and lesbians are allowed, transgenders are not.

Hobbies: maximum of three

What are you looking for and in what time frame: Casual hookup, FWB, boyfriend/girlfriend with commitment or open relationship style, marriage all within 1 month, 6months, a year. No time wasters are allowed so 1 and a half years is the maximum limit before you can both reevaluate the nature of your relationship.

Dislikes/exclusion criteria: what are your dislikes in a person, hence if they fall in your exclusion criteria they shouldn't bother. You are only allowed a maximum of 3 dislikes.

Here's the template,

Age:
Location:
Occupation:
Religion:
Genotype:
Relationship status:
Person of romantic interest:
Hobbies
What are you looking for and in what time frame:
Dislikes/exclusion criteria:


•••••••••••••••••••••••RULES••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
1. You must be above 21 years of age to apply because that is the legal age and we need matured adults..
2. Phone numbers are optional, but if not contact who you like through the good old fashioned route, send a DM.
3. If someone doesn't reply your DM within 5 days,consider that person uninterested and move on, plenty fish in the sea.
4. Please modify your post with NOT AVAILABLE, when someone DMs you and you have taken it to the next level, unless you ask for open relationship.


SIDE NOTE
Please let's be open minded.
May the odds ever be in your favor and may you find what you are searching for
Question
..ok..so wots the guarantee of us getting punnnnny after answering all this question?...chicks be playin had 2get
angry
RomanceRe: Let's Create New Relationships: Romanceland Matchmaking Thread by MrCork: 7:33pm On Nov 09, 2019
funmisticqueen:
I have an idea, instead of bashing the opposite sex as per usual(i know i am guilty of this), let love rule our hearts for once.

I have decided to create a matchmaking thread to that effect.
This is how it's gonna go down.

Post a pic of yourself(real pic o! if not,we will call you out and nobody will contact you without one)sexually hinted pics are allowed for men and women. It's a free world and the internet never forgets.
It must be a recent face pic without sunshades or a full body pic.

Age:please be truthful

Location: town and state

Occupation: what you specifically do for a living. Business man is not allowed,because it is not specific. Even yahoo yahoo are business men.

Religion: christian, Muslim,traditionalist, artist,agnostic etc.

Genotype: this is very key

Relationship status: single, married, divorced,widowed, single parent.

Person of romantic interest: Are you into guys, girls or both,gays and lesbians are allowed, transgenders are not.

Hobbies: maximum of three

What are you looking for and in what time frame: Casual hookup, FWB, boyfriend/girlfriend with commitment or open relationship style, marriage all within 1 month, 6months, a year. No time wasters are allowed so 1 and a half years is the maximum limit before you can both reevaluate the nature of your relationship.

Dislikes/exclusion criteria: what are your dislikes in a person, hence if they fall in your exclusion criteria they shouldn't bother. You are only allowed a maximum of 3 dislikes.

Here's the template,

Age:
Location:
Occupation:
Religion:
Genotype:
Relationship status:
Person of romantic interest:
Hobbies
What are you looking for and in what time frame:
Dislikes/exclusion criteria:


•••••••••••••••••••••••RULES••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
1. You must be above 21 years of age to apply because that is the legal age and we need matured adults..
2. Phone numbers are optional, but if not contact who you like through the good old fashioned route, send a DM.
3. If someone doesn't reply your DM within 5 days,consider that person uninterested and move on, plenty fish in the sea.
4. Please modify your post with NOT AVAILABLE, when someone DMs you and you have taken it to the next level, unless you ask for open relationship.


SIDE NOTE
Please let's be open minded.
May the odds ever be in your favor and may you find what you are searching for
angry
RomanceRe: How Do I Know If She Is Lesbian by MrCork: 7:31pm On Nov 09, 2019
ladyGKilaBCrueD:
ewwww
^^^^like she doesn't enjoyyyyit( smh) undecided
RomanceRe: How Do I Know If She Is Lesbian by MrCork: 7:29pm On Nov 09, 2019
Quality20:
Plz everybody, I got an issue I want expert advice on. Is a lady who so much love that her man suck her below likely to be a lesbians?
..ok..so u suck babe pucccccy for free & then u come to nairaland to ask us if she a lesbbian..correct?
..ain't u suppose to be grateful? (No oofeense)
angry
RomanceRe: How Do I Know If She Is Lesbian by MrCork: 7:26pm On Nov 09, 2019
Quality20:
Plz everybody, I got an issue I want expert advice on. Is a lady who so much love that her man suck her below likely to be a lesbians?
angry
RomanceRe: But Why Are Ibo Women Always Lightskin... by MrCork(op): 7:03pm On Nov 09, 2019
sacajawea:
ALL GIRLS are beautiful smiley
.am sure u don't believe that sir! angry
RomanceRe: But Why Are Ibo Women Always Lightskin... by MrCork(op): 7:02pm On Nov 09, 2019
sacajawea:
ALL GIRLS are beautiful smiley
angry
FamilyRe: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway (2019 Edition) by MrCork: 6:46pm On Nov 09, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
Cool.
dyamm..nice lips. How much? cheesy
RomanceRe: But Why Are Ibo Women Always Lightskin... by MrCork(op):
MetaPhysical:
Facial and chest hair on ibo women, masculine appearance and biceps is not ordinary. There is reason and it has to do with certain delicacies fed to their genes. No need to go there at moment. I like to reserve certain info, out of discretion and respect for my Ibo brothers and sisters. grin grin
.....but those who know, know!
...not all ibo women have facial n chest hair sir! grin grin grin
RomanceRe: But Why Are Ibo Women Always Lightskin... by MrCork(op): 1:05pm On Nov 09, 2019
Charleys:
I can just imagine rubbing TopGel (bleaching cream) on a one year old.


Daaammmmnn. Who does that.?
..bro notifying wrong with women bleach..it's ther job to remain beautiful..but for guys bleaching.. bad! angry
RomanceRe: But Why Are Ibo Women Always Lightskin... by MrCork(op):
thunderfirebubu:
Wat I noticed in dis thread so far has been hatred, we all hate ourselves so due to that we don't speak d truth. I served in d east so I can tell u vividly Dat ibos r fair nd beautiful, those saying dey bleach at young ages are only been misinformed.

U saying ibo women have natural beauty?
angry
RomanceRe: But Why Are Ibo Women Always Lightskin... by MrCork(op): 11:54am On Nov 09, 2019
Danhumprey:
Corky Joe, where's 190?
..he in jail in India!! angry
RomanceRe: But Why Are Ibo Women Always Lightskin... by MrCork(op): 9:28am On Nov 09, 2019
...ibo women always lightskin..usually half cast looking & very very beautiful (fact)

.. but truly speking.... if beyansi was ibo....truss me.. she definitely being growing moustache. But why do they all keep growing moustache? (no oofeense)
angry
RomanceRe: But Why Are Ibo Women Always Lightskin... by MrCork(op): 10:53pm On Nov 08, 2019
bujebudanu1:
The amount of cream factories in onitsha is worrisome. Saw one of my classmates in school early this year. She don turn oyibo pepper grin
..bro..so u saying she ignored u Becoz she was lightskin?.. U don't have money? smiley
RomanceRe: But Why Are Ibo Women Always Lightskin... by MrCork(op): 10:13pm On Nov 08, 2019
Tajbol4splend:
Most of them light are skinned but only few have this real beauty if you picture them as dark skinned, the beautiful and light skinned ones are those South South gals but most people mistake them for Igbos because of their complexion, even if them dey suffer, the beauty no dey hide especially those Ibiobios, e get this Calabar girl wey dey sell moimoi give us at gwarzo road during cds in my service year, very small girl, you go think say them take beauty swear give am ni, a lot of us used to buy moimoi because of that kid beauty cos most of us were guys. Those whose wives are not attractive are enduring, eku amumora o.
...bro may I remind u that ibo females are usually lightskin with gap and very pretty...but Yoruba women are dakskin but usually with bigger bottom..

..so u saying dark skin women are more beautiful than lightskin women?... how?
angry
RomanceRe: But Why Are Ibo Women Always Lightskin... by MrCork(op): 10:09pm On Nov 08, 2019
bereanway:
Igbo girls are beautiful
...name one please...juss one!!(No oofeense) angry
RomanceRe: But Why Are Ibo Women Always Lightskin... by MrCork(op): 7:34pm On Nov 08, 2019
ladyGKilaBCrueD:
im igbo and I'm dark skin undecided
my entire family is darkish except my younger brother
..U definitely ain't ibo..
Have u done DNA test?
angry
RomanceRe: But Why Are Ibo Women Always Lightskin... by MrCork(op): 7:08pm On Nov 08, 2019
..actually i use to think beyansi was ibo...she look like my beatiful ex from pekam..*Jevanni* smiley
RomanceRe: But Why Are Ibo Women Always Lightskin... by MrCork(op): 7:02pm On Nov 08, 2019
bereanway:
Igbo girls are beautiful
...bro I love lightskin women and yes..ibo women are always lightskin n lightskin women and half cast women are more beautiful (fact)

PROBLEM
.every man only concern is the moustache. Bro why do ibo women always have moustache? .. why?(Am confuse)
angry
RomanceBut Why Are Ibo Women Always Lightskin... by MrCork(op):
...and Hausa females always cute & very pretty and../ but Yoruba women always dakskin? Why why why??
All IBO women i meet are all ways lightskin & very beautiful....all of them.....how?
What's going on??

.. PLEASE ADVISE?
angry
RomanceRe: 2 Guys Lift & Rock 2 Big-sized Ladies On Stage, The Slim Guy Crashes (photos) by MrCork: 5:43pm On Nov 08, 2019
..but why are ibo women always fat??
..I love them thou. They usually lightskin!!
cheesy
RomanceRe: 2 Guys Lift & Rock 2 Big-sized Ladies On Stage, The Slim Guy Crashes (photos) by MrCork: 5:35pm On Nov 08, 2019
..but y didn't they use truck to lift them?? angry
RomanceRe: Without Traveling Abroad, How Can I Befriend Foreign Ladies by MrCork: 1:57pm On Nov 08, 2019
CaptainMitch:
2 of my close friends who recently visited Nigeria after relocating abroad have been telling me of how nice foreign ladies are and their lack of entitlement mentality. How can I befriend foreign ladies onlinehuh
....ok so u wanto date half cast women..correct?.. where or how will i find moiney to maintain them?(No oofennse) angry
RomanceRe: Without Traveling Abroad, How Can I Befriend Foreign Ladies by MrCork: 1:54pm On Nov 08, 2019
CaptainMitch:
2 of my close friends who recently visited Nigeria after relocating abroad have been telling me of how nice foreign ladies are and their lack of entitlement mentality. How can I befriend foreign ladies onlinehuh
angry
RomanceRe: Women Prefer Men That Are Straight Foward: True Or False? by MrCork(op): 10:29am On Nov 08, 2019
godofuck231:
only woman can cook, suck peepee, breastfeed a baby, watch zee world and still be talking on the phone, they are complicated that's why you need to be witty to catch up with a woman basically, what a woman wants is subject to the direction of her emotions ,if she's confused be direct if not be an enigma.
...bro I feel u but how the hell r we supose to read there mood?.
. For example, they wear mini sket.
You say hello..
they say u desperate. WTF!!
angry
RomanceWomen Prefer Men That Are Straight Foward: True Or False? by MrCork(op): 9:57am On Nov 08, 2019
...since all women prefer men that are direct....then why do they get upset when we simply ask for ordinary punnny? ((This is confusing))

...is that not a direct question? Please advise! (No ofeense)
angry
FamilyRe: My Husband Dislikes Me by MrCork: 7:55am On Nov 08, 2019
Katier00:
Weigh your options, there are no children yet. If you want to leave, please leave. Don't die of depression. He is treating you this way because that is who he is and not because you are without a child.
...hey u again, I drive BMW.. ..please can I mate with u only twice? cheesy

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