 Romance › Re: Today Is My Last Day On Earth by MrCork: 8:43pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
Ironman15:
I'm fed up with life. I don't have any reason to live, am a doom child. Suicide is the only remedy for me.
Death is better than shame.
Goodbye Nigerians  |
| Romance › Re: Should I Hit On This Married Lady by MrCork: 8:31pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
DaudaTheSexyGuy:
There is this woman that lives on my street and I find her quite attractive.
I'm thinking about making a move on her.
The only reason why I have not done so is cause I have a rule about not getting involved with ladies in my immediate neighbourhood.
This lady's hips are so on point and her ass is well rounded, every time I see her I just start imagining what it would be like to handle her in the bedroom.
She's a housewife with a 4 year old daughter but her husband works for Access Bank.
Banging her should not be a problem for me it's just that I have not been able to make up my mind.
What do you think I should do? ..bto why not?... U don't like women? |
| Romance › Re: This Yoruba Guy Said He Will Sleep With His Friends Sister by MrCork: 8:27pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
LadyGCrueDKilaB:
wow what an incredibly colorist thing to say. I hope you know you'll have dark skin daughters. I don't know why black men are so filled with self hate, pathetic
..sweery..lovvvvvit or hate it..lightskin women n half cast women are the most beautifullest thing in the world
....and if u want men to chase u ..please please please bleach!! (True story) |
| Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests Six Suspected Yahoo Boys In Abuja by MrCork: 6:57pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
MrGidifeed:
In its war against internet fraud across the country, the Abuja Zonal office of the EFCC, on Thursday, October 31, 2019, raided the residences of suspected yahoo-yahoo fraudsters at Block E, Flat 1, KAPLAN Estate, Katampe Abuja. Six suspects were arrested in the operation.
Those arrested were: Chukwuebuka Temple Ohanse, Uriel Sunday Bassey, Stanley Wisdom, ADEJUYIGBE Andrew, Daniel Uduoroborie and Godfrey Bassey. Some of the items recovered include several mobile phones, laptop computers, and 2 cars. They will be charged to court soon.
Source: https://ngg.ng/2019/11/04/efcc-arrests-six-suspected-yahoo-boys/ ..but y do ibo people there in Nigeria all ways have dreadlock?....they don't sell comb in that country ? (No ofeense) |
| Romance › Re: How To Kiss Handsome Guys. by MrCork(op): 6:54pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
LadyGCrueDKilaB:
one question, what is "necking"?
Well, necking is when a kisses a lady n slowly squeeze her bottom like gentleman and then give her French kiss twice .....this is my speciality as a playA!!  |
| Celebrities › Re: Cardi B To Visit Lagos, Nigeria In December by MrCork: 6:19pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
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| Fashion › Re: Rock Our Wears by MrCork: 6:16pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
Yemijules:
How much? ..sweery' ..well
..it will cost u 100k to sleep wit me for free... thanks! |
| Romance › Re: How To Kiss Our Nigerian Women.. (user Guide) by MrCork(op): 5:41pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
KingWarri:
[color=#4c62e0] Sound Sooo amateur [/color]
Where did I complain to you that I can't find a woman??
Yes I'm King Warri, you gat a problem with that?? ..which worry?. Bro..Ok.. try Onstelly again.she dates anything 'n she will help u sir! |
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| Romance › Re: by MrCork: 3:55pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
LadyGCrueDKilaB:
thanks but no thanks
im not going to destroy my skin
I love my skin tone I only have issues with my marks which is why I came here for help
please move on if u cant tell me how to remove tribal marks
#melanin ..ok so u want to remain dakskin and Look like a nigerian....U don't want to look American??..they don't sell bleach there in Nigeria? |
| Romance › Re: by MrCork: 3:53pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
LadyGCrueDKilaB:
thanks but no thanks
im not going to destroy my skin
I love my skin tone I only have issues with my marks which is why I came here for help
please move on if u cant tell me how to remove tribal marks
#melanin |
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| Romance › Re: by MrCork: 3:31pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
LadyGCrueDKilaB:
even if I was lightskin, my tribal marks will still be a turn off for men so skin color doesn't matter here
And again..97% of guys on nairaland are poor & never been to London. .do u want them to chase.?? ((((HELL NOOOOOO)))
..this is exactly y u must bleach!!('truss me)  |
| Romance › Re: by MrCork: 3:27pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
LadyGCrueDKilaB:
even if I was lightskin, my tribal marks will still be a turn off for men so skin color doesn't matter here ..correction...if u lightskin , all men will chase..including rich London guys like me. Although I drive BMW & live in nice area of London called Pekam...moiney ain't every thing....
.please bleach your skin so poor guys don't chase u!!(true story)  |
| Romance › Re: by MrCork: 2:58pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
LadyGCrueDKilaB:
It has made me lose my boyfriend (0knm) who I coincidentally met on nairaland. he took one look at me and said he would be embarrassed to be seen with me because of the lacerations on my face. this made me so sad. how can I get rid of them?
[img]https://jojosnewsblogcom.files./2019/06/tribalmark1.jpg?w=845&h=450&crop=1[/img]
it looks something like this ..sweery..ain't u suppose to focus on changing to lightskin...instead of worry about Mark?? (No ofeense) |
| Romance › Re: by MrCork: 2:56pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
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| Romance › Re: How To Kiss Our Nigerian Women.. (user Guide) by MrCork(op): 2:29pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
KingWarri:
You type like ur moniker.... D*ckhead ..U call your sef king worry... worry for wot).. and then u complain u can't find woman on nairaland...why?
.. bro do u no How to kiss? (No ofeense ) |
| Romance › Re: Pls Help, I'm About To Lose Something Very Important ; Is There A Remedy? by MrCork: 1:37pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
respect80:
Strictly for chasing women?
I have done the chasing and I'm here to share my plight cos I don't like the fact that snoring has become an issue that disturbs my romance with my woman.
BTW, the mods can take my topic to were it belongs if they think this is not the appropriate place it should be. You may as well allow those who may have answer to my question to respond to me if you don't have an answer (no offense). ...bro..Onstelly date anything..U don't want her? Na joke?  |
| Politics › Re: I Saw This About Nnewi People. Is It True? Very Funny. by MrCork: 1:34pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
Hisduchess:
This a lifetime opportunity mrcork.for this opportunity u ll only have to pay in Kuwaiti dollar or you ll go looking for Zimbabwean babes(no oooffense) ..Ok? For ann nal with u and I come inside, I will pay u $60millon Ugandan dollars.(cash)...40 million upfront. Agree? |
| Romance › Re: This Yoruba Guy Said He Will Sleep With His Friends Sister by MrCork: 1:32pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
Ilamina:
I don't have low self-esteem like your Yoruba girls
Bleaching about because of guys like you ..CALM down sweery, CALM down. You must bleach your skin & for men to respect u, u must be yellow. Darling am only trying to help u. Look at beyansi(succesful). U want to end up looking like Kelly Rowland? (Dakskin & ugly)?
I date dakskin chicks only because they have big bottom but lightskin women is the real deal.
So..bleach ..please bleach..if u want to be accepted by all men. They sell good bleach in india!(No ofeense) |
| Celebrities › Re: Wembly: Burna Boy Becomes First African Artiste To It Shutdown by MrCork: 11:31am On Nov 04, 2019 |
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| Celebrities › Re: Man Looks So Much Like Michael Jackson That Fans Want Him To Get A DNA To Prove by MrCork: 11:27am On Nov 04, 2019 |
ceetowl:
Man looks so much like Michael Jackson that fans want him to get a DNA to prove he is not Micheal
A Michael Jackson lookalike who has an uncanny resemblance to the late singer has been urged to get a DNA test to prove it isn't him.
According to a bizarre conspiracy theory, Jacko faked his own death and has been working as an impersonator to keep his head down.
A video has made fans demand lookalike Sergio Cortes get the test done to prove their theory.
Barcelona-born Sergio has amassed a huge following online thanks to his MJ videos and performs his songs at gigs around the world.
He has the same curly black hair and striking features that his idol had.
In the video, he says: "Hello to all Michael Jackson fans, come and watch me perform at Hollywood Pattaya on December 23rd.
"I love you guys and see you there. I am Sergio Cortes, see you soon."
Fans have flooded the clip's comments with pleas that he prove that he's not the real Jackson.
One commented: "Oh my god, you're not Sergio Cortes, you're Michael Jackson. Someone get his DNA."
"I need a DNA test, I'm sorry," another posted.
A third said: "This is the best impersonation I’ve seen of Michael as far as looks."
"I almost dropped my phone, that's him y'all," another agreed.
Another commented: "MICHAEL is BACK! Praise Jesus, Mary and Joseph! ..he definitely nigerian!!(No ofeense) |
| Romance › Re: How Do I Collect My Money From This Pastor by MrCork: 11:25am On Nov 04, 2019 |
theunnamed:
Hello NLers
So long story short, this "pastor" has been owing me 27k since July, partly due to the fact that I am busy always and didn't have time to follow up on him physically.
Anytime I call him now he will be telling me one story or the other. I want to rough handle him but the fact that he is a pastor is holding me back. Personally, I have lost all respect for his person.
I'm planning on going to break bottles in his church every Sunday till he pays
Please I need your advice. ..bro did he theif your woman??... be honest ..tell the truth! |
| Romance › Re: Pls Help, I'm About To Lose Something Very Important ; Is There A Remedy? by MrCork: 11:16am On Nov 04, 2019 |
respect80:
I guess your phone is typing this on its own cos it doesn't seem like you read my post before you commented.
BTW, don't divert the topic I'm not in search of a woman pls. I only ask for a remedy for SNORING
This onstelly you keep mentioning, I hope when she sees your mentions she no go join me for the matter abi?
Ok so romance section look like chemist to u?? ..U think we here to sell ground nut?
.brother, please..romance section strictly for chasing women
..kindly move your thread to medical section for support!(No ofeense)
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| Romance › Re: No One Is Ready To Help by MrCork: 11:12am On Nov 04, 2019 |
Ironman15:
I made a post here weeks ago how desperate and depressed I am to play football. I'm a talented youngster from a poor background.
Since the begging of this year have been hustling for money to join a football academy, but I haven't been able to gather the amount.
I've been crying out for help but everyone seems to forget about me. And even the mods deleted my post ..erm bro..romance section strictly for chasing women.. Hissduchess is free if u ready.
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..but if u need help wit foot ball..sport section will help (Good luck, be strong) |
| Romance › Re: No One Is Ready To Help by MrCork: 11:09am On Nov 04, 2019 |
Ironman15:
I made a post here weeks ago how desperate and depressed I am to play football. I'm a talented youngster from a poor background.
Since the begging of this year have been hustling for money to join a football academy, but I haven't been able to gather the amount.
I've been crying out for help but everyone seems to forget about me. And even the mods deleted my post |
| Romance › Re: Pls Help, I'm About To Lose Something Very Important ; Is There A Remedy? by MrCork: 11:05am On Nov 04, 2019 |
respect80:
Who or Wtf is onstelly?
BTW, since she dates anything, did she date you as well? (no offense pls)
Bro relax, we tryna help u. U come to nairaland say in u can't find woman becoz u snooore..we offer u Onstelly, she date anything..but yet, u still complaining. U should be greatefull(your loss sir!) |
| Politics › Re: I Saw This About Nnewi People. Is It True? Very Funny. by MrCork: 11:01am On Nov 04, 2019 |
Hisduchess:
50 million Kuwaiti dinar (no storyyyyy).with that amount you go collect six rounds. Isi aturu!
50 million Kuwait dollar?? For wot? Are u beyansi?..and ain't u suppose to be from enough?
..Ok let's do this: kissing, hugging, squeezing, b.j plus a nnal.. (only 2 round)..and I pay u $50 million Ugandan dollar.. we on?
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| Romance › Re: Pls Help, I'm About To Lose Something Very Important ; Is There A Remedy? by MrCork: 10:55am On Nov 04, 2019 |
respect80:
Hello friends, I just traveled to a strange location now and I'm about giving up on something that should serve as companion in such a strange environment so I just want to ask if there could be an effective cure for snoring while sleeping.
Came into this new place and the attitude I've been seeing ever since my arrival doesn't seem to correspond with my kind of life and as it stands, I can't really tell how long I'm gonna stay so I decided to approach one lady whom I deem to be decent and neat. I would say she's chubby cos I can't call her fat. (she's not fat )
The front is just as good as the back and the fact that she's neat makes me like her more but unfortunately, my likeness for her is being plagued by one thing I have heard is common with most chubby ladies which is SNORING. Forgive my intolerance, but the truth is that I'm just allergic to people snoring while sleeping. I have tried to cope with it but all effort proved abortive. I won't lie about the fact that this lady gives it to me the way I like it and she's not demanding at all so for now, I don't want to lose her because I smell a shortage of girls in this area except for a close by brothel were girls of all shapes and complexion are available both old and young but I'm not the brothel kind of guy because I like to have all the the time to myself when I'm doing it.
To cut the long story short, I want to know if there's an effective remedy for snoring cos I really don't know how to talk to her about this issue. She normally comes and stay all through the night and after so much fvck, I barely sleep before the next round and if I continue like this, I think it's going to affect my daily life especially work.
So pls, I urgently need an effective remedy for snoring else I'm gonna quit but sadly, I love tight puxxy and that's what this lady is giving me.
Don't think I'm mad. Anyone who has fvcked a tight puxxy before knows how it feels when you're about to lose one. ...bro juss try Onstelly..she date anything!(No ofeense) |
| Romance › Re: Pls Help, I'm About To Lose Something Very Important ; Is There A Remedy? by MrCork: 10:51am On Nov 04, 2019 |
respect80:
Hello friends, I just traveled to a strange location now and I'm about giving up on something that should serve as companion in such a strange environment so I just want to ask if there could be an effective cure for snoring while sleeping.
Came into this new place and the attitude I've been seeing ever since my arrival doesn't seem to correspond with my kind of life and as it stands, I can't really tell how long I'm gonna stay so I decided to approach one lady whom I deem to be decent and neat. I would say she's chubby cos I can't call her fat. (she's not fat )
The front is just as good as the back and the fact that she's neat makes me like her more but unfortunately, my likeness for her is being plagued by one thing I have heard is common with most chubby ladies which is SNORING. Forgive my intolerance, but the truth is that I'm just allergic to people snoring while sleeping. I have tried to cope with it but all effort proved abortive. I won't lie about the fact that this lady gives it to me the way I like it and she's not demanding at all so for now, I don't want to lose her because I smell a shortage of girls in this area except for a close by brothel were girls of all shapes and complexion are available both old and young but I'm not the brothel kind of guy because I like to have all the the time to myself when I'm doing it.
To cut the long story short, I want to know if there's an effective remedy for snoring cos I really don't know how to talk to her about this issue. She normally comes and stay all through the night and after so much fvck, I barely sleep before the next round and if I continue like this, I think it's going to affect my daily life especially work.
So pls, I urgently need an effective remedy for snoring else I'm gonna quit but sadly, I love tight puxxy and that's what this lady is giving me.
Don't think I'm mad. Anyone who has fvcked a tight puxxy before knows how it feels when you're about to lose one. |
