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RomanceRe: Why Are Most Nigerian Guys Ugly ? by MrCork: 12:55pm On Oct 30, 2019
Riele:
Believe it or not.

Nigeria men are ugly and below average .

It's so annoying .
..YOU ARE SO RIGHT SWEEEERY...
Good news is that we London guys r hear for u!!!
can u cook?
cheesy
RomanceRe: How To Kiss Handsome Guys. by MrCork(op): 12:30pm On Oct 30, 2019
destinyy23:
Corky..these are off points ((very true story))

...sweery ...u open your eyes wide like lion when kissing a guy & then u wonder y they delete your number wit imediate effect .
...why won't the thread be of point!! (No ofeense) angry


RomanceRe: How To Kiss Handsome Guys. by MrCork(op): 12:21pm On Oct 30, 2019
destinyy23:
Corky..these are off points ((very true story))
angry
RomanceRe: How To Kiss Handsome Guys. by MrCork(op): 12:20pm On Oct 30, 2019
RedCreme21:
grin lol. Mr londonaire.

You cant spell offense properly, so none taken wink
You are very rude. Isnt ilami a person? Lightskinned lady even. Smh angry

^^^ atitude...this is exactly why no man wanna kiss u...me included!! ((Really really shaking my head))
angry
RomanceRe: How To Kiss Handsome Guys. by MrCork(op): 11:14am On Oct 30, 2019
..but y are chicks stressing up....Are we not simply tryna help them enjoy us?? (Smh again) undecided
RomanceRe: How To Kiss Handsome Guys. by MrCork(op): 11:00am On Oct 30, 2019
RedCreme21:
grin you and ilamina fit for each other.
..sweery u suppose to be hear to learn how to kiss...not nag.. goat!(No ofeeense) angry
RomanceRe: How To Kiss Handsome Guys. by MrCork(op): 10:58am On Oct 30, 2019
RedCreme21:
you must be short? undecided turn off.
^^^this one dont have taste!! (Shake my head twice) angry
RomanceHow To Kiss Handsome Guys. by MrCork(op): 9:18am On Oct 30, 2019


Ladies ' today is your lucky day be cos i shall be teaching u how to kiss u..this improves your shances of finding man on nairaland (((THANK ME LATER)) wink

STEP. 1
be patience. The rule book is that we don't like u pressuring us angry

STEP 2.
BE NICE. This mean when we demand for extra
.e.g... necking.. u must give us (true story) angry

STEP 3
ladies ' it's very important u close your eyes when we kissing u. U don't open your eyes like lion! angry

STEP 4
Ask us nicely....for kiss wink

STEP 5
Ladies ' u must always go for cute guys. We usually around 5' 2 feet...this means u can kiss us as long as u want! (Another true story)

STEP 6
Although am from London....always make sure the guy is from London...definately Not nigeria(No ofeeense) angry

HOPE THIS HELPS!! cheesy

PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Contributed To Their Defeat by MrCork: 10:20pm On Oct 29, 2019
Hisduchess:
Just continue trolling me but just know that pant rope you no go ever see undecided
ok.i will pay u. ..u no u want moiney..how much? smiley
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Contributed To Their Defeat by MrCork: 8:32pm On Oct 29, 2019
Hisduchess:
that one sweet me eeeh cos it's my senatorial district. that umeh should go and sleep with that his long capgrin
...ok..can I get one round na?...juss one round? undecided
RomanceRe: I Just Want To Remind You That Some People Are Just Here For Sexual Purposes. by MrCork: 3:38pm On Oct 29, 2019
SteveOfu:
Hello Lovelies.

I just want to remind you that some people are just here for sexual purposes.

Just incase y'all hangout, get mushy, have sex and he/she stops calling you, you will understand.

I can see that many are here thinking everyone is looking for a serious relationship like they are, wonderful�.

Everyone is not here to find love, some are here to get spine paralysing orgasms and Jaw shifting heads and then on to the next hottie.

Know what you are getting into and be fully armed. It's raining season, people are cold and beds need to be filled.

Not trying to spoil your business but heads up...some are only here for the ass and abs� Enjoy.

So, I ask, what you are really here for? Let us know who is who.


Edit- I am here to make friends, learn and laugh in comment sections
..u and who is coming here to look for puccccccy...bro are u ok?? (No ofeense) angry
RomanceRe: I Just Want To Remind You That Some People Are Just Here For Sexual Purposes. by MrCork: 3:32pm On Oct 29, 2019
SteveOfu:
Hello Lovelies.

I just want to remind you that some people are just here for sexual purposes.

Just incase y'all hangout, get mushy, have sex and he/she stops calling you, you will understand.

I can see that many are here thinking everyone is looking for a serious relationship like they are, wonderful�.

Everyone is not here to find love, some are here to get spine paralysing orgasms and Jaw shifting heads and then on to the next hottie.

Know what you are getting into and be fully armed. It's raining season, people are cold and beds need to be filled.

Not trying to spoil your business but heads up...some are only here for the ass and abs� Enjoy.

So, I ask, what you are really here for? Let us know who is who.


Edit- I am here to make friends, learn and laugh in comment sections
angry
RomanceRe: Instagram Slayqueen Displays Her Boobs On Mc Galaxy's Instagram Live Chat by MrCork: 9:04am On Oct 29, 2019
Hisduchess:
prove it on Nairalandhuh
how is that possiblehuh
..Ok .prove it..show me your boobs! cheesy
RomanceRe: My Supposed 28 Years Old Boyfriend Shared Me With His Friends To Tempt Me by MrCork: 9:52pm On Oct 28, 2019
falconey:
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NBS proclaimed Nigeria is out of recession, odogwu my bank balance still dey recession.

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angry
RomanceRe: Why is Love so Painful at Times? by MrCork: 9:51pm On Oct 28, 2019
angel2k:
I keep asking myself why is it that anytime I fall in love, I feel pain or I'm always hurt. Or does it only happen to me alone? Do love and pain go together?
..Ok..so which area are u feeling the pain sir? cheesy
RomanceRe: Why is Love so Painful at Times? by MrCork: 9:50pm On Oct 28, 2019
angel2k:
I keep asking myself why is it that anytime I fall in love, I feel pain or I'm always hurt. Or does it only happen to me alone? Do love and pain go together?
angry
RomanceRe: National disgrace!! by MrCork(op): 9:48pm On Oct 28, 2019
voltron14:
But I would wash my hand sha?
..Good man..and then u apply
Goo & knife like a gentleman!!! (RESPECT)!!

wink
RomanceRe: Hello Ladies: I Need To Know Please. by MrCork: 9:46pm On Oct 28, 2019
zexy2030:
I observed whenever a woman is breast feeding her baby with soft milk teeth, she doesn't feel sex is coming or have urges...but let a man suck that same breast with his matured teeth, you will start hearing sounds, even some release at just putting your mouth on the nipple.
My question is: do you feel same way, when breast feeding a baby to when your boyfriends sucks your nipple..
Most of the time after sucking the nipple, so many ladies will allow their guys to dive into their pussy(sex) because their brain has been rest by pleasure.
..bro..so u looking for men with breast on nairaland?..Are u a ok? angry
RomanceRe: National disgrace!! by MrCork(op): 9:43pm On Oct 28, 2019
voltron14:
Who eats KFC with cutlery?
..bro..u lack of table manner sir....
. u try that $hit hear in London & truss me..u will get deported on express..our imigration will not even allow u to wear slippers!!(No ofeense)
angry
CelebritiesRe: Adetutu Alabi Wore A Transparent Dress To Ake Festival (Photos) by MrCork: 2:04pm On Oct 28, 2019
..she look like Hisduchess from nairaland! (Smh) angry
CelebritiesRe: Adetutu Alabi Wore A Transparent Dress To Ake Festival (Photos) by MrCork: 2:02pm On Oct 28, 2019
Ndlistic:
Nigerian model, Adetutu who featured in an interactive session at a book Festival in Lagos, bared her boobs again in a see-through green outfit at the event.

Adetutu shared photos from the event on Facebook with the caption "Day 4 at Ake festival".

Here are photos she shared below;

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4HqTb6lL2n/

Source:
https://www.thenaijafame.com.ng/2019/10/nigerian-model-with-tribal-marks.html?m=1
....what in the name of *MR CORK* ...did I juss loooooookat!! (No ofeense ') angry
CelebritiesRe: Adetutu Alabi Wore A Transparent Dress To Ake Festival (Photos) by MrCork: 2:01pm On Oct 28, 2019
Ndlistic:
Nigerian model, Adetutu who featured in an interactive session at a book Festival in Lagos, bared her boobs again in a see-through green outfit at the event.

Adetutu shared photos from the event on Facebook with the caption "Day 4 at Ake festival".

Here are photos she shared below;

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4HqTb6lL2n/

Source:
https://www.thenaijafame.com.ng/2019/10/nigerian-model-with-tribal-marks.html?m=1
angry
RomanceRe: Can Someone Die Before His/her Time by MrCork: 9:58am On Oct 28, 2019
afolayan22:
Hi Romancelanders,

I like to share this with us and i wouldn't mind having your own thought about it.Could this an adage,proverb,overstatement or more like Africans that can someone die before his/her time.

The time i meant to say here is metarmophose to the peak moments of someone in life.
I do like if anymore with lucid contributions to this topic should be clerical or scriptural in enlighten our mind.
OP I hope this makes a debut as a front page.

Comment Open!

Comment Open.
..Are u died? angry
RomanceRe: How To Pull Chicks!! ( User Guide) by MrCork(op): 7:06am On Oct 28, 2019
liquidfaya:
men don't wear perfume




They wear cologne
angry
FamilyRe: What's The Oldest Thing In Your Family House? by MrCork: 9:42pm On Oct 27, 2019
Offpoint:
We all have that one thing we all grow up to meet in our families... Share yours.


Mine is electronic iron and wooden wall clock.
Mom says the iron is the first thing my dad bought with his first salary, and that was 4 years before they meet.
Till date old the shît is still working like it was made yesterday, best iron I've ever used.
You must use with caution or you'll set your clothes on fire in less than a minute.
...bro .but wot as old house gots to do wit romance section?...Are u a brick layer? (No ofeense) angry
FamilyRe: What's The Oldest Thing In Your Family House? by MrCork: 9:40pm On Oct 27, 2019
Offpoint:
We all have that one thing we all grow up to meet in our families... Share yours.


Mine is electronic iron and wooden wall clock.
Mom says the iron is the first thing my dad bought with his first salary, and that was 4 years before they meet.
Till date old the shît is still working like it was made yesterday, best iron I've ever used.
You must use with caution or you'll set your clothes on fire in less than a minute.
angry
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Show Off she travel with First Class In Yellow Dress(pics) by MrCork: 9:38pm On Oct 27, 2019
Pettyprincess:
Chai money is good o grin
Money answereth all!!
..^^^^kaiii..see halfcast nyansh..pls can i bite it? cheesy
RomanceRe: Is Bride Price Still Relevant? by MrCork: 9:34pm On Oct 27, 2019
Janet96:
It should not be relevant
...ok so u saying u worth more than £30?...how? angry
RomanceRe: Is Bride Price Still Relevant? by MrCork: 9:33pm On Oct 27, 2019
Janet96:
It should not be relevant
angry
RomanceRe: Is She Worthy To Be A Wife? by MrCork: 9:33pm On Oct 27, 2019
jom28gy:
There is this lady,I used to date, after she broke up with her last boyfriend, before now, her,ex-boyfriend, and she still had sex with him, she told me, and I querell with her, she said is passed tense, again another man came, she always friend him, when I asked, she said, she knew him before me, that she no longer going to have anything to do with him,I ask her,is that life, can she be a good wife material?
..is her name Hisduchess from nairaland?... the number gold diggerr? angry
RomanceRe: National disgrace!! by MrCork(op):
..u can't try that $hit hear in London pekam angry
RomanceRe: National disgrace!! by MrCork(op): 9:30pm On Oct 27, 2019
. .u Homebase people clearly from another planet..so u eat wit hand in front of lightskin women? SHAME! (No ofeense) angry

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