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RomanceRe: Ladies.. Tomorrow Is International *no Bra Day* by MrCork(op): 5:52pm On Oct 23, 2019
TerraBella:
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World bra day is long gone
Get a life!!!
..^^^complain complain complain..nagging nagging nagging.. and then she wonders y she can't find man on nairaland!! ((Seriously shaking my head)) angry
RomanceLadies.. Tomorrow Is International *no Bra Day* by MrCork(op): 5:12pm On Oct 23, 2019

Great news ladies..

NEXT STAGE:
You now need to quickly send me personaly clear pictures of yo sef without bra..if u wanto win!!

Pls hurry cheesy

RomanceRe: My Date by MrCork: 5:18am On Oct 23, 2019
Olamsoh:
I met her in the comment section here and we talked for a while before meeting, I sat there 10 minutes to the time, wore my neatly long sleeve shirt, a pair of chinos trousers and a black canvass , I called her once it was time, she picked and said " I just woke up , please give me 30 minutes I'll be there" .....

She came after one hour and we sat down, she began to size me, told me how my shirt is not London shirt because she deals in London shirts , all the plenties she said about fashion and how "she's not sure she'll be into people who don't wear designer wears atleast on a date"( no the shirt wasn't London shirt cos I didn't plan on buying London shirt , I bought a nice shirt)

She kept talking about her achievements and how she doesn't give two hoots about men and how she's ready to walk away once she notices a fault cos she's a career lady , talked for huge straight chunks of minutes and I kept wondering when I'll have to talk about myself... ( Did I tell you how she said my job is a low grade kinda job compared to the money she makes? Lol...) She'll blow one big fat lie and I'll just smile and swallow it, kept listening while she goes to either Instagram or Facebook to buttress her points ( my dear o, at that point I just wanted to go home and see a movie jor)

She finally said we should go to her house so she'll show me class and neatness and she rarely goes out cos everything she needs is in her house ( whether she wants to knack and couldn't just say, who knows, mtseeeew)
Well, I declined and left....

PS : I didn't say you shouldn't brag o, or talk down on people's hustles, but atleast don't come and be blowing lies ontop your rude ass shenanigans.... Thankiooooooo

(She'll read this and I'll be glad she refutes any of this claim)
^^^story...
BrO ..did u enter or u din't enter?? (No ofeense)
angry
RomanceRe: My Date by MrCork: 5:16am On Oct 23, 2019
Olamsoh:
I met her in the comment section here and we talked for a while before meeting, I sat there 10 minutes to the time, wore my neatly long sleeve shirt, a pair of chinos trousers and a black canvass , I called her once it was time, she picked and said " I just woke up , please give me 30 minutes I'll be there" .....

She came after one hour and we sat down, she began to size me, told me how my shirt is not London shirt because she deals in London shirts , all the plenties she said about fashion and how "she's not sure she'll be into people who don't wear designer wears atleast on a date"( no the shirt wasn't London shirt cos I didn't plan on buying London shirt , I bought a nice shirt)

She kept talking about her achievements and how she doesn't give two hoots about men and how she's ready to walk away once she notices a fault cos she's a career lady , talked for huge straight chunks of minutes and I kept wondering when I'll have to talk about myself... ( Did I tell you how she said my job is a low grade kinda job compared to the money she makes? Lol...) She'll blow one big fat lie and I'll just smile and swallow it, kept listening while she goes to either Instagram or Facebook to buttress her points ( my dear o, at that point I just wanted to go home and see a movie jor)

She finally said we should go to her house so she'll show me class and neatness and she rarely goes out cos everything she needs is in her house ( whether she wants to knack and couldn't just say, who knows, mtseeeew)
Well, I declined and left....

PS : I didn't say you shouldn't brag o, or talk down on people's hustles, but atleast don't come and be blowing lies ontop your rude ass shenanigans.... Thankiooooooo

(She'll read this and I'll be glad she refutes any of this claim)
angry
RomanceRe: Can You Date A Chick With K Leg?? by MrCork(op):
angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by MrCork: 10:07pm On Oct 22, 2019
Hisduchess:
Stop derailing this thread dwarf fish grin grin grin
...ok u win... how much?? undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Men With Beautiful Wives Still Cheat? by MrCork: 8:46pm On Oct 22, 2019
Offpoint:
I've been wondering, could it be their wives aren't romantic enough or they aren't sexually good enough?
..Bro.. did they cheat on u? angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by MrCork: 7:04pm On Oct 22, 2019
Hisduchess:
Dwarf Fish head
..who u calling dwaf u goat...my dik is ten times bigger than your future husband dik angry
RomanceRe: How To Kiss Half Cast Women (User Guide) by MrCork(op): 5:31am On Oct 22, 2019
nairalandposter:
No, he SHOULD be taken seriously.
...brother don't worry. If u don't no how to kiss Half cast women so u can movvvvup, I will send u my you tub link!! (No ofeense) smiley
RomanceRe: Why The Hatred For Ladies Here? by MrCork: 5:28am On Oct 22, 2019
Eskhalil:
What if i ask for the same things from your sister?
ain't gota sister but sir, u free to ask my brother if i love big men thou (No ofeense) smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by MrCork: 11:42pm On Oct 21, 2019
OnyeMmeri:
Hisduchess are you single? I'd like to be your duke.
...brother.. wots the deal with u an Hisduchess.
....r u foking her or u juss friend?
wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by MrCork: 11:40pm On Oct 21, 2019
Hisduchess:
Then we'll be known as duke and duchess of nairaland okwa ya grin
angry
CelebritiesRe: Why Davido Is Not The Actual Father Of Chioma's Child yet by MrCork: 11:37pm On Oct 21, 2019
Charleys:
I met a man who I had a little discussion with and he said.

According to the Igbo traditions, if you do not marry the woman and make her your wife. Any child that comes out from that union belongs to the Grandfather... The mother's father.

I want to bring this up now, I want us to discuss this because at the end of the day. Davido will wake up one day and realize that, the child is claiming his Igbo name, prefers Igbo food and will never want to Dobale for his elders.

The igbos have as much claim to that boy than the yorubas.

This is tradition and as long as it isn't spoken in public, it will be acted upon.
This is one of the disadvantage of having an Igbo as a baby mama.

Let us be truthful to ourselves, Money apart.

Davido is not the real father to Chioma's baby yet.

I've been using Chioma's baby because that's what the igbos keep calling the baby and I want it to stop.

The truth is Davido has no baby yet.
...so u saying u want to marry Davido because his ibo baby is Jamaican??.... BRO are u ok?? (No ofeense) undecided
RomanceRe: Please What's Wrong With This Moniker by MrCork: 11:28pm On Oct 21, 2019
lilianofentse:
like, what did you guys say to him. lol
angry
RomanceRe: Why The Hatred For Ladies Here? by MrCork: 11:06pm On Oct 21, 2019
CastingCrowns:
It's a very apalling development that has taken root and is now the norm here.. A lot of misogynistic guys here insulting women and feeling fly not knowing their mothers and sisters are women.. Real men don't insult women but respect and cherish them.. If u really want to be a man u give women the respect they deserve and stop hiding behind ur keypads to insult all and every woman that's what cowards do.. Not all women are the same there are still independent ambitious women out there that depend on no man for their daily bread.. Think twice before u paint all women with the same brush.. That's just my 2cents.

..we ask u for digit..u say no
..we ask u for kiss..u say no
..we ask u to change color to lightskin..u say no
...we ask u for ordinary pucccccy..(at least,3 round), u say no

...so why shudunt we hate u? (No ofeense)
angry
RomanceRe: Why The Hatred For Ladies Here? by MrCork: 11:02pm On Oct 21, 2019
CastingCrowns:
It's a very apalling development that has taken root and is now the norm here.. A lot of misogynistic guys here insulting women and feeling fly not knowing their mothers and sisters are women.. Real men don't insult women but respect and cherish them.. If u really want to be a man u give women the respect they deserve and stop hiding behind ur keypads to insult all and every woman that's what cowards do.. Not all women are the same there are still independent ambitious women out there that depend on no man for their daily bread.. Think twice before u paint all women with the same brush.. That's just my 2cents.
angry
RomanceRe: What Is The Most Stupid Thing You've Ever Done Because Of Love? by MrCork: 11:00pm On Oct 21, 2019
aro1:
I used the last money on me to send her #1000 airtime, so that she could subscribe data on her phone, and i still borrowed #50 credit to send it.

Last last, she still broke my heart..

Lets share the most stupid thing we ever did for love?
angry
RomanceRe: How To Kiss Half Cast Women (User Guide) by MrCork(op): 9:08pm On Oct 21, 2019
khia:
But you said I was light skinned.
...yes , u lightskin on your photo profile
RomanceRe: Is It Normal To Have Sex With Her On First Date? by MrCork: 7:37pm On Oct 21, 2019
azeez1973:
advice :-
..so u wanto fok babe on a first date.. correct.... son r u desparate?? (No ofeense) angry
RomanceRe: Gorgeous Lady Twerks For Man In Wheelchair. See Reactions (Photos) by MrCork: 6:47pm On Oct 21, 2019
RomanceRe: Is It Normal To Have Sex With Her On First Date? by MrCork: 6:44pm On Oct 21, 2019
azeez1973:
please,advice me

..are u kidding me??
angry
RomanceRe: How To Kiss Half Cast Women (User Guide) by MrCork(op):
Pettyprincess:
They are called mixed race or biracial!!!
Half caste is a derogatory word!!! I hope you dnt get slapped one day!!
..which race r u racing? ..sweery did u hear anybody talking about Olympic? Are u ok?? ....anyways can u kiss ? angry
RomanceRe: How To Kiss Half Cast Women (User Guide) by MrCork(op): 6:27pm On Oct 21, 2019
RedCreme21:
This is to announce your arrival back here again?
..sweery are u half cast? And can u kiss? smiley
RomanceRe: How To Kiss Half Cast Women (User Guide) by MrCork(op): 6:22pm On Oct 21, 2019
nairalandposter:
Grow up. Nairaland enables people like you too much, it's not good.

Your thread should have been deleted and yourself banned immediately you opened it.
...ok..so u sayin my thread should be ban Becoz u can't afford half cast chicks..correct?
Brother.. truss me...u really really really really really need help (No ofeense) ,
smiley
RomanceRe: How To Kiss Half Cast Women (User Guide) by MrCork(op): 3:30pm On Oct 21, 2019
khia:
Did you forget that America is my homebase? Well you call them half-caste we call them half-breeds or biracial.
....ok so u one of those dak skin women who hate on half cast and lightskin females Be cos they more beautiful ..correct?? ..SHAME ON YOU SIR!! (No ofeense) angry
RomanceRe: How To Kiss Half Cast Women (User Guide) by MrCork(op): 1:50pm On Oct 21, 2019
khia:
What is a half woman, is it a she.male?
...u will understand the thread when u become half cast!! . U Homebase people mennnn! undecided
RomanceRe: How To Kiss Half Cast Women (User Guide) by MrCork(op): 1:48pm On Oct 21, 2019
Hisduchess:
As in eeeeh,ezigbo okenye na agwo ofe.mrcork bu agadi ekwe nka grin grin
...spek ENGLISH mennn. .. village gyal!! (No ofeense) angry
RomanceRe: How To Kiss Half Cast Women (User Guide) by MrCork(op): 1:47pm On Oct 21, 2019
Hisduchess:
As in eeeeh,ezigbo okenye na agwo ofe.mrcork bu agadi ekwe nka grin grin
angry
RomanceRe: How To Kiss Half Cast Women (User Guide) by MrCork(op): 1:46pm On Oct 21, 2019
habsydiamond:
no be only half cast woman na full cast woman u for talk. With how this country dey go, na lesson on how to ki ss half oyinbo I go come take. But what as my face got to do with kissing half cast. If I kiss one, will it change Nigeria economy or put food on my tablehuh I guess not. Some people sha
...bro..wot as Nigeria economy God's to do wit kissing half cast women? Are u ok? Am I not trying to help u people?
,BRO..I GIVE UP!!
angry
RomanceRe: Help Me I Slept With A Lady Without Condom by MrCork: 10:21pm On Oct 20, 2019
borngeologist:
Am so confused, scared and really bitter with my self.. For the past 22 years of my life have never slept with a lady before.. But it actually happened today.. This lady came to my house at about 11:45, I told her have never had sex before and she never belived me.. She told me to wear my condom so we can get down.. I couldn't even where the condom.. She wore it for me and we had sex.. I came in less than 10sec.. But I was still hard went to clean up and wore the second condom.. This time I was really trying but I did not enjoy it so I told her I want to pull the condom. She told me no problem.. Due to the excitement.. I removed the Condom and continue. For like 10 minute before cumming.. But my biggest fear now is.. I don't know if I have contacted any sexual transmitted diseases am really scared now.. And am cursing my self for making that foolish mistake.. I sat her down and asked her if she has any disease she should please tell me but she says she dosent have any that she loves me so much.. But she open up to me that she has like 3 guys that she sleeps with.. But she has never slept with them without condom.. Please I don't know what to do guys, someone should help me out. Am so sorry for written such a long epistle
.bro.did u pour inside? angry
RomanceRe: Has Anyone Here Dated A Deeper Life Girl? by MrCork: 10:19pm On Oct 20, 2019
generationz:
Well there is something called sacrifice.
..wow.ok so u date women? Great.
Madam I love lesbians..
please please please.. can we do 3some?
cheesy
RomanceRe: See Dick Size Of Nigerian Men According To Their State Of Origin (photo) by MrCork: 10:15pm On Oct 20, 2019
iaamxavier:
Does your state of origin correlate with your Dick size

LMAO!!
...bro u enjoy measuring dik? angry

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