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CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji And Onyeka Onwenu Pictured Together by MrCork: 8:52pm On Jun 27, 2018
wakabobo:
Ever young Nollywood screen goddess Genevieeve Nnaji is giving us some Wednesday inspiration with one of the legends in the industry. She posted a recent photo along side Onyeka Owenu with the caption; "My #wcw Mummy and mama ���". Fans has since flooded her comment section with reactions, see them below

Culled from>>>>https://wakabobo.com/genevieeve-nnaji-stike-a-pose-with-nollywood-actress-and-singer-onyeka-aowenu/
...but who are this fat people? ... they ain't even lightskin?(no ofeense ) angry
SportsRe: Serbia Vs Brazil: World Cup (0 - 2) On 27th June 2018 by MrCork: 7:22pm On Jun 27, 2018
. I beg...any lightskin chicks on this thread? smiley
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls by MrCork: 5:41pm On Jun 27, 2018
Oyindidi:
Hmmmmmm.... I felt you were same person
...yeah I suspected... that 190theclown

boy is a known crackhead
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls by MrCork: 5:14pm On Jun 27, 2018
Oyindidi:
When was that? I can't remember corky boy
...anyways. pls never mix me up with that crackhead called 190theclown. .the stewwwwpid eddddddiot got banned again for a year angry
RomanceRe: What Or Who Inspired Your Moniker?? by MrCork: 4:36pm On Jun 27, 2018
barallanee:
Hello beautiful peepz of Nairalander.
We al have our different monikers here in this forum, and it would be wonderful if we share the reason behind our monikers..

Most monikers are cool, some are weird and some are funny.
So let's share with each other the reason behind our monikers, it my be through experience, inspiration or many oda things..

Ask me about mine and I will let you know..

#Barallanee
#Dream and belive wink smiley wink
..anyways since u ask....my dik is too big!! ((Real talk )) angry
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls by MrCork: 4:18pm On Jun 27, 2018
190theclown:
Your fada! angry
... young man..I will let Farano deal with u! smiley
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Given A Girl Mouth Action by MrCork: 3:49pm On Jun 27, 2018
MrDickfit:
I'm thinking of going down on this girl and eating up her pussy . If you've ever had an experience on this please what was it like and what are the things to expect?

Mature minds only.
If you want to insult me you had no business opening this thread in the first place.
..he'll yeaaa....if u done it, u aint man...eat out is great! (Pirrrrrriod) angry
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls by MrCork: 3:29pm On Jun 27, 2018
Oyindidi:
Mrcorktongue
..anyways u promise to take of your cloth if Nigeria lost...they lost...so when u gonno take of yor cloth? cheesy
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls by MrCork: 3:20pm On Jun 27, 2018
Oyindidi:
Mrcorktongue
..Oyindidi. ..am a lover not a fighter. ..and I love women. ..please do not make me swaaaar for u...serrrrrrrrrioooooooously.

190theclown eddiiot is a well known certified crackhead whos 2 year ban from nairaland has juss been lifted. .please do not confuse me with the eddddddiot boy..I beggg u!!
angry
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls by MrCork: 3:17pm On Jun 27, 2018
Oyindidi:
Mrcorktongue
angry
CelebritiesRe: Jordan Gbolade Jaiyeola Stabbed To Death After Birthday Party In London by MrCork: 3:14pm On Jun 27, 2018
Saff:
yeah sure.

Do you use it on yourself or for the babes you get down with
...no..not for me..am bringing 3 designer button plugs specially for u...am gonno use it on u when I arrive in Nigeria for my 2 week holiday break ...don't worry.. U will enjoyyyyit smiley
CelebritiesRe: Jordan Gbolade Jaiyeola Stabbed To Death After Birthday Party In London by MrCork: 3:11pm On Jun 27, 2018
Saff:
yeah sure.

Do you use it on yourself or for the babes you get down with grin
angry
RomanceRe: He Wanted To Rape Me by MrCork: 2:58pm On Jun 27, 2018
ugandalady:
after i sucked his dick to be very solid, he could not resist anymore.

he threw himself on me and dragged my 2 ankles up. he wanted the frontal way. i yelled and struggled like hell.

he has not yet said he loved me before he rushed to insert my body. what an black beast. secretly i adored his recklessness. but i had to protect my demure air and i could not allow myself to be sullied in such an easy way, without proper courtship and several refusals.

my thighs , now, are shaking, involuntarily. because he has forced his big big a little bit inside my orifice.

i do wish to be fvcked by him, but not by such an negroid way...
.STOP MAKING UP STORIES. .U ATTENTION SEEKING WHITE UGANDAN....STOP THIS
$HIT.....STOP! !!!
angry
RomanceRe: Self-defense Tips Every Girl ,lady And Woman Should Know by MrCork: 12:52pm On Jun 27, 2018
StarBukola:
Mr cork, u again huh?
..so yor idea of self defense is to punch men in the priiiiiiicck...correct? ...ok so if u punch our big priiiiiiicck. ..wot r we expected to use.. u r a wicked woman!! (((Shake my head continuously ))) embarassed
RomanceRe: Self-defense Tips Every Girl ,lady And Woman Should Know by MrCork: 12:26pm On Jun 27, 2018
StarBukola:
I find these helpful
..did u watch *Snake in the monkey shadow?* undecided
RomanceRe: I Met A Handsome Man Today by MrCork: 11:49am On Jun 27, 2018
ugandalady:
can you find some nice black dicks for me ?
..Spek to lefulefu!...he will sort u out angry
RomanceRe: 4 reasons Why I DON'T Take Women With Tattoos Seriously by MrCork: 11:22am On Jun 27, 2018
KillaBeauty:
I’ll strtch my hand and slap that your fat face if you don’t take time
^^thank god u aint Nigerian!! undecided
RomanceRe: Erect Nipples: Why Do Some Girls Have Erect Nipples? by MrCork: 11:05am On Jun 27, 2018
mickool:
I have noticed that some girls have obvious erect nipples particularly in the morning just as boys have wet dreams erect Pens. But it buffles me when you some girls floating around they erect Nipples in an occasion without shames or hiding it.
grate question sorry. .. Oyindidi
& Saff can answer this question better!!
cheesy
RomanceRe: I Met A Handsome Man Today by MrCork: 11:00am On Jun 27, 2018
ugandalady:
his name was Toby, he smiled genially to me and clasped my forwarded hand warmly. i might tell the spark in his eyes.

he was more than 35 , robust with a small tummy. he was dark, quite a typical negroid with a round face which was rare among east africa.

i wanted to bend down and suck his dick when he accosted me. i did not want to know how many kids he had, how was his family ..... i just wanted his strong and mature bkack torso and his impregnable black thick tasteful rod!
^^^she's back..crackbaby is back...hello crackbaby. ..howe r u today...sleepy? smiley
RomanceRe: 4 reasons Why I DON'T Take Women With Tattoos Seriously by MrCork: 10:51am On Jun 27, 2018
KillaBeauty:
Sharrap I have a tattoo and all what you said are BULSHIT!!!
..but y u all ways swaaaarin....muss u swaaaar? ...u have mental issues? (Smh ) undecided
RomanceRe: 4 reasons Why I DON'T Take Women With Tattoos Seriously by MrCork: 10:49am On Jun 27, 2018
2buffagain:
When it comes to relationships, I personally do not take a woman with a tattoo seriously.
Especially not enough to get into a marriage-facing relationship with her.
Highest, she goes into the "forever GF" box for me. Guys you know the box wink

I know the assumptions you all are making about me. I can hear them already:
"You're judging her when you don't even know her!"
"Not all women who get tattoos are wild!"
"The true sluts look like good girls!"

Blah blah blah. I get it. And I've met many level-headed intelligent and sane tattoo'd babes.
But see, the REAL reasons I don't plan ahead with a tattoo'd lady are as follows...
.Bro ..I have a tattoo of a knife oon my dIk head actually....u want me to show u? (No ofeense ) smiley
SportsRe: Non-Nigerians React Harshly After Nigeria’s Loss To Argentina by MrCork: 10:43am On Jun 27, 2018
vondaman:
Many Non-nigerian fans have reacted harshly on FifaworldCups post on Instagram after Nigeria Loss to Argentina.They all expressed their feelings after the match , many were blasting and blaming the referee for his one sided support. many others felt Racism was highly involved. Many others felt Nigeria was robbed. some other reckoned that VAR was only used for bigger teams.

see comments below

http://www.vondanews.com/non-nigerians-reacts-harshly-after-nigerias-loss-to-argentina/
..NO EXCUSES...BEST TEAM WIN...ARGENTINA. ..PIRRRRRRIOD!!! (no ofeense ) angry
RomanceRe: Plz Guys Help Me Make A Decision by MrCork: 10:31am On Jun 27, 2018
Flames000:
Good morning country men and women...

I'm going to make this as concise as possible please patiently read through and help me arrive at a good decision.....

I'm currently in one of the higher institutions of learning in nigeria in the south_western part of nigeria running a post_graduate programme in Engineering that will end in a couple of months. There's this lady running thesame programme in another institution also in the south west of Nigeria whom I met at a professional gathering 10 months ago.... we exchanged contacts and all that during that programme and ever since, we have been in communication and have also met severally in professional gatherings since the 1st time....

In the course of being friends with this lady, I got close to her and found out she has a man in her life who has been there since her 1st degree days in school....but as time went by we became too close and she was quite attached to me..... we made out a couple of times and all that.... then one day I met her man in one of her family gatherings (as she's from pretty wealthy home which I didn't know initially) where she introduced i and my friends to her man as her collegaues and friends....

Fast forward to months later. The relationship between myself and this lady grew enormously..... she spends time at my home at her spare time, I helped her out with professional work and career related activities...... but I was wary of my relationship with her cus I knew she had a man, and I wouldn't want to cheated upon if it were me. Plus I didn't want trouble and scandal of any sort. This I made known to her.... that was when she revealed she's more like stuck in her relationship with that guy because she fends for the guy financially from cutting his hair to paying for meals and everything else but her family isn't aware of it, she sometimes even get her self expensive gifts and pretend he got it for her, in her own words "he even goes out to incur debts on irrelevant things and makes me pay for it" and she was tired of it all..... that was when I told her it was no reason to cheat on him, instead she could end the relationship amicably. Besides she knew all this at the initial stage of the relationship with him.... (in her defence she was so young then, she was attracted by his looks, and her parents think good of him, becus she portrays a fake image of him to them. And she tried breaking up with this guy, but he will threaten to kill himself, beg and all that, he even as much as go through her siblings and mom to beg her, becus she hasnt told them she bears the guys financial burden as he has never had a job. And she's afraid to do so, so as not to appear foolish and gullible as a 1st daughter).

Fastword again.........

In the following months, I told her I wouldn't want to indulge in controversial affairs of this sort, and she was no longer welcomed at my place till she sorts herself out.. But she always keeps my cell ringing, sending expensive gifts and all, she will even show up at my home unannouced cus she knows if she tells me she was coming, I wont allow it.
Finally she said she broke up with the guy, and we became friends once again. But everytime he calls, she picks up, and wen he enquires about her location, she begins to try to explain herself.... this didn't go down well with me so I queried her about it, which led to her saying she will handle it..... (not knowing to me that her family isn't aware of her breakup with the guy o...) the relationship between us wasn't defined, we were having sex, and liked each other alot, but it was more like hide and seek as we were pretending to be mare colleagues. But as a guy in my very late 20s I was looking for a decent relationship that didn't seem like a secondary school something, but it was too complicated so I agreed to keep things low till she handles things. (Because she was very beautiful, nice, kind at heart and a very good cook)

Somehow the guy suspected the girl was seeing someone else, as she was no longer always at his beck n call.... he made his investigations and got to one of my other friends whom i atrended that 1st family gathering with, telling him to warn me to stay away from his source of joy for my own good.... this was very embarrassing to hear from a professional colleague. I was mad at the girl and broke all contacts with her, and literally dissappeared.... but she still fished me out, begged and begged that everything is settled now.... being someone I like, I let it all slide...

NOTE: I didn't have as much as her family did, the boyfriend was better looking physically lol, she had access to everything money can buy. I couldn't really place why she was into me so madly...

Once again, the guy got into one of her social media accounts and probably saw things he wasn't suppose to see...... he reached me through her very account, and warned me off again, threatening to kill me and all that, I confronted the girl, and she said she doesn't know how it happened.... Recently the guy used the lady's cell number to text me In the middle of the night again (meaning the lady was with him around that time.for someone that has broken up), this time threatening not to warn me anymore and having details of my siblings and their locations...... ever since then I made a resolution to forget the lady entirely, after all if she could cheat on him with me, she could do it to me as well as I couldn't place why she was really into me. besides i was looking for a serious relationship, not a fling. And I wasn't ready for headache and violence.

But the problem is the guy still threatens me often with every occasion being more fierce than the previous one... (although he hasn't met me in person or via a phone call)
and I'm not willing to talk to him or the lady either, as I wanted everything to die peacefully....

But this time, he claims to know my parents residence,, and to leave my corpse on their doorsteps if I dont back away....

Usually, I see things like this as 'noise' ..... but coming from a guy that has all loose, financially, and other wise, as the girl is his source of income, etc... I'm beginning to take the threats seriously.
[/b]WHAT CAN A MAN DO?[b]
..Bro can u makeyor point in one sen tence ? (No ofeense ) angry
RomanceRe: Plz Guys Help Me Make A Decision by MrCork: 10:30am On Jun 27, 2018
Flames000:
Good morning country men and women...

I'm going to make this as concise as possible please patiently read through and help me arrive at a good decision.....

I'm currently in one of the higher institutions of learning in nigeria in the south_western part of nigeria running a post_graduate programme in Engineering that will end in a couple of months. There's this lady running thesame programme in another institution also in the south west of Nigeria whom I met at a professional gathering 10 months ago.... we exchanged contacts and all that during that programme and ever since, we have been in communication and have also met severally in professional gatherings since the 1st time....

In the course of being friends with this lady, I got close to her and found out she has a man in her life who has been there since her 1st degree days in school....but as time went by we became too close and she was quite attached to me..... we made out a couple of times and all that.... then one day I met her man in one of her family gatherings (as she's from pretty wealthy home which I didn't know initially) where she introduced i and my friends to her man as her collegaues and friends....

Fast forward to months later. The relationship between myself and this lady grew enormously..... she spends time at my home at her spare time, I helped her out with professional work and career related activities...... but I was wary of my relationship with her cus I knew she had a man, and I wouldn't want to cheated upon if it were me. Plus I didn't want trouble and scandal of any sort. This I made known to her.... that was when she revealed she's more like stuck in her relationship with that guy because she fends for the guy financially from cutting his hair to paying for meals and everything else but her family isn't aware of it, she sometimes even get her self expensive gifts and pretend he got it for her, in her own words "he even goes out to incur debts on irrelevant things and makes me pay for it" and she was tired of it all..... that was when I told her it was no reason to cheat on him, instead she could end the relationship amicably. Besides she knew all this at the initial stage of the relationship with him.... (in her defence she was so young then, she was attracted by his looks, and her parents think good of him, becus she portrays a fake image of him to them. And she tried breaking up with this guy, but he will threaten to kill himself, beg and all that, he even as much as go through her siblings and mom to beg her, becus she hasnt told them she bears the guys financial burden as he has never had a job. And she's afraid to do so, so as not to appear foolish and gullible as a 1st daughter).

Fastword again.........

In the following months, I told her I wouldn't want to indulge in controversial affairs of this sort, and she was no longer welcomed at my place till she sorts herself out.. But she always keeps my cell ringing, sending expensive gifts and all, she will even show up at my home unannouced cus she knows if she tells me she was coming, I wont allow it.
Finally she said she broke up with the guy, and we became friends once again. But everytime he calls, she picks up, and wen he enquires about her location, she begins to try to explain herself.... this didn't go down well with me so I queried her about it, which led to her saying she will handle it..... (not knowing to me that her family isn't aware of her breakup with the guy o...) the relationship between us wasn't defined, we were having sex, and liked each other alot, but it was more like hide and seek as we were pretending to be mare colleagues. But as a guy in my very late 20s I was looking for a decent relationship that didn't seem like a secondary school something, but it was too complicated so I agreed to keep things low till she handles things. (Because she was very beautiful, nice, kind at heart and a very good cook)

Somehow the guy suspected the girl was seeing someone else, as she was no longer always at his beck n call.... he made his investigations and got to one of my other friends whom i atrended that 1st family gathering with, telling him to warn me to stay away from his source of joy for my own good.... this was very embarrassing to hear from a professional colleague. I was mad at the girl and broke all contacts with her, and literally dissappeared.... but she still fished me out, begged and begged that everything is settled now.... being someone I like, I let it all slide...

NOTE: I didn't have as much as her family did, the boyfriend was better looking physically lol, she had access to everything money can buy. I couldn't really place why she was into me so madly...

Once again, the guy got into one of her social media accounts and probably saw things he wasn't suppose to see...... he reached me through her very account, and warned me off again, threatening to kill me and all that, I confronted the girl, and she said she doesn't know how it happened.... Recently the guy used the lady's cell number to text me In the middle of the night again (meaning the lady was with him around that time.for someone that has broken up), this time threatening not to warn me anymore and having details of my siblings and their locations...... ever since then I made a resolution to forget the lady entirely, after all if she could cheat on him with me, she could do it to me as well as I couldn't place why she was really into me. besides i was looking for a serious relationship, not a fling. And I wasn't ready for headache and violence.

But the problem is the guy still threatens me often with every occasion being more fierce than the previous one... (although he hasn't met me in person or via a phone call)
and I'm not willing to talk to him or the lady either, as I wanted everything to die peacefully....

But this time, he claims to know my parents residence,, and to leave my corpse on their doorsteps if I dont back away....

Usually, I see things like this as 'noise' ..... but coming from a guy that has all loose, financially, and other wise, as the girl is his source of income, etc... I'm beginning to take the threats seriously.
[/b]WHAT CAN A MAN DO?[b]
angry
PoliticsRe: FG Eliminates 30,000 Fake Names From Police Payroll by MrCork: 11:32pm On Jun 26, 2018
Nonoval:
JESUS!

May God help us in this Country o
^^^kaiiiiii. .see booooobsi. . Darling please can I drink u? cheesy
RomanceRe: I Just Lost Respect For Some Women Yesterday by MrCork: 9:56pm On Jun 26, 2018
LukeSkywalker78:
Like seriously. I've been dating a girl for sometime now (past a year) and we are getting pretty serious. Anyways yesterday I wanted to see her and I gave her a call. She asked me to come over to her house. I told her I wanted to take her out and she agreed. As I got there, her friends (besties?) Came over and said they wanted to drop by. As they understood what was going on, they said they wanted to tag along. We agreed and went to Captain cook. We ordered and these friends were ordering like ther was no tomorrow. Even my GF asked if what they were ordering wasn't too much but they ignored her and kept doing their thing. Afterwards, they asked me (again) to buy them takeaway. I didn't have much money on me to buy takeaway so I had to buy them Captain Cook bread for each of them. I was so drained that I'm still recovering. My GF has never done such. I was just saying " Shey awon elebi leleyi nihuh" ( Yoruba guys will understand ). I just wanted to know if all girl's friends are like this if they are taken out. I will never forget this. P.S: I'm not generalizing women o.
...ok..who reject you...wot's her name? angry
RomanceRe: ARGENTINA 2 .. NIGERIA 1 by MrCork(op): 8:49pm On Jun 26, 2018
...but wot kinda country is that nigeria.. ARGENTINA 2...NIGERIA 1. angry
RomanceRe: ARGENTINA 2 .. NIGERIA 1 by MrCork(op): 8:09pm On Jun 26, 2018
...ok..up Nigeria. ..UP Nigeria. ..UP Nigeria. .and ..I promise to marry a Nigerian woman..ladies..come get me!!! cheesy
RomanceRe: ARGENTINA 2 .. NIGERIA 1 by MrCork(op): 7:19pm On Jun 26, 2018
...any more Argentina goal and am throwing my Nigeria passport in the bin!! ((Last warning )) angry

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