₦airaland Forum

mimimile93:
u are d real kid here. Real niggas dont go abt tellin people what sh!t they made of. They let plp figure it out. U probably in Lodon washin dead bodies. I dont gv a damnn abt ur pounds..

mimimile93:
what the fvbk is this? He can't make up a simple sentence. How am I suposed to undastand dis crap he puttin up here?

This is anonther side-effect of ass lickin women. It doesnt let u think straight... Sorry bro I can't make out what u say.

Viralkid:
My kind of woman, she just wants happy relationship and nothing more she knows her place and her man knows his place. Perfect couple.

Viralkid:
My kind of woman, she just wants happy relationship and nothing more she knows her place and her man knows his place. Perfect couple.

funmisticqueen:
ubunja, you have started again

press005:
hmmmmm, u dnt talk to a guy dat way.

HULSH:
It seems u're one of them.
Btw, @Op it's more appalling on Facebook. U'll see 1 ugly girl drop her picture on FB and before u know u say jack, asslickers don full it with likes n comments. Meanwhile, a drop dead handsome dude like me will be getting a few likes when done thesame.

smoke123:
am 32 now and she is 37 i met her in her restaurant were she help her friend run the business now i love her so much but she is left her 3kids with her mum to lagos after ahe lost her husband long time befor coming to lag i had sex with her and she is very good and i hv not married yet wat do i do now my mum will kill me if i married her pls member help.

Newshelm:
A Federal High Court in Lagos, on Friday, sentenced a businessman, Ifeanyi Ezeanwu, to five years imprisonment, over importation of a container load of Tramadol and other sex enhancing drugs.

The convict was sentenced by Justice Hadiza Rabiu-Shagari, after the National Agency for Food and Drugs Administration Control (NAFDAC) had reviewed the facts of the charge before the court.

The convict was first arraigned before the court in February 2015, on a one count charge of unlawful importation of the said drugs.

Apart from series of Tramadol tablets, other banned drugs said to have been imported by the convict include: Ibamol tablet of 50 mg, and Heogra tablet of 150 mg.

The offence, according to the prosecution, contravenes the provisions of section 1(a) of the Counterfeit and Fake Drugs and Unwholesome Processed Foods (Miscellaneous provision) Act Cap. C34, Law of the Federation 2004.

The convict had pleaded not guilty during his first arraignment, but when the case came up at the last adjourned date, he changed his plea to guilty, while the court adjourned the case until today, for a review of fact and sentence.

Reviewing the facts of the case on Friday, the prosecutor, Umar Shamaki, narrated to the court how the convict was arrested by NAFDAC operatives.

Mr Shamaki also tendered several items which including the convict’s confessional statements, samples of banned drugs, which were admitted as exhibits by the court.

After the review, the prosecutor urged the court to sentence the convict according to Section 3(1) of NAFDAC Act.

Mr Shamaki told the court that the NAFDAC Act prescribed a payment of N500,000 fine, or a prison term not less than five years and not more than 15 years.

Meanwhile, counsel to the convict, Vivian Ekwegh pleaded with the court, to be lenient in sentencing the accused, as he was a first time offender.

In sentencing the convict, Justice Rabiu-Shagari, held: “the prosecution has been able to prove its case beyond reasonable doubt, especially, as there is no other way of proving a case than self-admittance”.

She, consequently, convicted and sentenced the convict to a term of five years imprisonment from date of arrest.

The court, however, gave the convict an option of fine of N300,000.

(NAN)


http://newshelm.ng/nigerian-businessman-jailed-for-5-years-for-importing-container-load-of-tramadol/

Mrbolt565:
Don't mind the cockhead nigga.

mimimile93:
Shut the fvck up! The niggah is talking real sh!t. Y'all belittling y'all self over poosie that can't worth pass N200.

Poosie ass lickers everywhere. Even on Facebook.

Katier00:
https://www.allnigerianrecipes.com/images/nigerianricerecipes.jpg

I was about going for my weekly shopping and something just came to my mind, is there any rule that state we must cook rice for launch on Sundays? 90% of households in Nigeria eat rice very Sunday. I just decided to cook yam and egg sauce tomorrow to see if something unusual will happen


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Katier00:
https://www.allnigerianrecipes.com/images/nigerianricerecipes.jpg

I was about going for my weekly shopping and something just came to my mind, is there any rule that state we must cook rice for launch on Sundays? 90% of households in Nigeria eat rice very Sunday. I just decided to cook yam and egg sauce tomorrow to see if something unusual will happen


https://www.cometonigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/jollof-Nigerian-ways1.jpg
https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs7003989/3540486755-w980-h640/360-Nig.jpg
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Mrbolt565:
It is the biggest sin ever. Infact, you can never prosper in life if you asslick a girl!! I've never done it in my entire life! Why on earth would u be liking all these nairaland girls pictures and they don't even like yours back. You'll see one ugly hoe on this nairaland with 1000likes(mostly liked by guys).WHY! It's pathetic! Boys are so dumb iswear and it's the truth!. That's why you see all these young girls disrecpecting you anyhow! Why would'nt dey? When you'll be following them like fly dey follow poo!! Asin how do you even feel when u asslick all these gurls? Don't you feel so stupid doing it? Pls wise up and stop it!


Im out!!

funmisticqueen:
such a heartbroken pained nigger. Not worth my attention at all so i will stop giving it

Hisduchess:
am a virgin, educated, literate, with no tribal marks (((( real talk))))

Hisduchess:
discuss wetin.am I owing you

barallanee:
why chasing my moniker

Mrbolt565:
Is it your nag? Abi u don mad?

barallanee:
thanks

Mrbolt565:
1. Deadrat- Wtf kinda name is dat? . Out of all the millions of words, this the best u come up with?

2. Childofdoom- You'll know this guy is insane just from this moniker. . Wtf. Even from his post always about his goddamn parents you'll know his crazy .

3. Headlesschicken- Forreal? . Headlesschicken? Like wtf does that even mean? Mahn .


Im out!

Coneheads:
Whats ur bizness with that,is it ur yansh?
See camera sef

Angelanest:
The lady who was allegedly killed by a pastor in Kogi state for ritual purpose - has been identified as Mercy Moses. The Pastor of the Celestine Church, Ozuri, Adavi Local government area of Kogi State, Mr Segun was arrested for allegedly killing the sex worker from a popular Hotel called Hollywood in Adavi LGA. The pastor was arrested alongside his accomplices, Mr Mike And Stephen, who claimed to be his boys and church members.

The victim's head, breasts, legs, one hand were cut and buried in his church at the altar, while the remaining decapitated body was buried in a bush close to the church.

According to reports, the deceased is said to be a Tiv girl who left Benue State for greener pasture without the knowledge of her parent but no body knows her people over there in Kogi State.

On further interrogation, the accomplices confessed that the pastor had sent them to bring a girl for ritual purposes as he promised to pay them N700, 000.00.

The suspects thereafter led the investigators to Uhodo in Ogaminana area of Adavi where the remains of Mercy Moses were dug out from a shallow grave.

The police was able to track and arrest Pastor Otaru who since the arrest of his accomplices fled the neighborhood.

The exhumed remains of the victim were deposited at Okene General Hospital mortuary for autopsy.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/06/photos-of-lady-who-was-killed-by-pastor-for-rituals-buried-her-parts-in-his-altar.html

See previous thread >>> https://www.nairaland.com/4576360/pastor-arrested-killing-sex-worker

4FACEADELEKE:
i like girls who not only drink but smoke weed.it turns me on

barallanee:
I dont blame u, its d pipu dat fall 4 crap.. Enjoy d london let me flex my Nigeria.. If u mention me again it means u nid my attention

isidiwent:
Check these qualities & pick your wife by alphabet

a: Virgin+Educated+ugly+neat

b: Runs-girl+ Uneducated+ Beautiful+too neat

c: Non-virgin+educated+ beautiful+very dirty.

D: Virgin+ very Uneducated+ beautiful+ neat

E: Virgin+Educated+ Beautiful+ extremely dirty

barallanee:
lemme ignore u, am bigger dan dis

barallanee:
lemme ignore u, am bigger dan dis