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Romance › Re: Top 5 Reason Why All Men Come To Nairaland To Chase Females!! by MrCork(op): 3:06pm On Jun 29, 2018
4FACEADELEKE:
hahaha mr cork,i don't use nairaland for these reasons,am here to get the latest news updates,opinions of people, and add mine when necessary. My best section is politics, and second romance. For the romance I just come to laugh my ass out and school some manipulated boys,and spank some ego filled female morons.There are many pussies in millions on the outside,prostitutes and virgins.So why worry myself over some "things".But mr cork just use,Bleep,and dump this nairaland bitches,and tip them some mullah that's all , and they will continue to worship at your feet.That's the life of a typical bitch here in my country.
...arrrh..ok so u saying u don't chase women becuzz u hate prostitutue ..correct.

errm Bro..u do realise being gay there in Nigeria is 14 year prison and they don't do bail in Nigeria ?. .correct(Reminder )
undecided
Romance › Re: Top 5 Reason Why All Men Come To Nairaland To Chase Females!! by MrCork(op): 3:02pm On Jun 29, 2018
ItzBIM:
Can you use world remit ?
ok..u need moineyfor food? angry
Romance › Re: Why Does Nigeria Have More Good Looking Women Than Other Africans?. by MrCork: 3:01pm On Jun 29, 2018
4FACEADELEKE:
my brother go check am out.They get the looks of the white women and the ass of the Latin American women.Great combo
..Latin who? ..Bro does nairaland look like Mexico? .. I beggggy! (No ofeense ) angry
Romance › Re: Why Does Nigeria Have More Good Looking Women Than Other Africans?. by MrCork: 2:59pm On Jun 29, 2018
lefulefu:
i heard caribbean girls are so good in twerkingcheesy
..yeah. .I fell in love with my new babe at last year nothing Hill carnival...all she did was Shake her nyansh next to my face and the rest was history. cheesy

...she got me..Nigerian women are useless in everything except nagging & asking for yor salary! (Real talk )
angry
Romance › Re: There's Always That One Guy You Can't Stay Away From by MrCork: 2:56pm On Jun 29, 2018
Yellowdayzee:
Gosh not this again kiss ... Like no one cares lipsrsealed
..correction. .I drive £28,000 (cash) range rover spot. .meaning I can catch any chick I want (married or single )..you included.. I no u care..I see u looking .u should be grateful u talking to a Londoner ! (Real talk ) angry
Romance › Re: There's Always That One Guy You Can't Stay Away From by MrCork: 2:19pm On Jun 29, 2018
Yellowdayzee:
Lol I actually have but I don't go around shoving it in people's faces ... Like some one else I know undecided
..stop lying menn ..are u lightskin? ...do u even have big nyansh. ..by the way.did I mention I drive a £28,000 (cash) range rover spot..juss in case u ask! angry
Romance › Re: Why Does Nigeria Have More Good Looking Women Than Other Africans?. by MrCork: 2:17pm On Jun 29, 2018
Timewilltell2:
Which country can beat us in the countries mentioned? Dont hate
.. Jamaican women are the best....they usually lightskin and we love them heare in London...that's why we can't wait for August. .CARNIVAL! !! ((Real talk)) cheesy

Romance › Re: Why Does Nigeria Have More Good Looking Women Than Other Africans?. by MrCork: 2:05pm On Jun 29, 2018
Timewilltell2:
I know for a fact that naija girls are hotter than other Africans , stop the hate
..not sure if someone theif yor glasses but do u were glasses?...who told u Nigerian women are good looking? ...serrrrrrrrrioooooooously!! angry
Romance › Re: There's Always That One Guy You Can't Stay Away From by MrCork: 2:04pm On Jun 29, 2018
Yellowdayzee:
You sentence doesn't make sense... As usual lipsrsealed
..u never beento London. ..am from London. ...have u beento London? ..no..what do u want.moiney? angry
Romance › Re: Why Does Nigeria Have More Good Looking Women Than Other Africans?. by MrCork: 2:03pm On Jun 29, 2018
Timewilltell2:
I know for a fact that naija girls are hotter than other Africans , stop the hate
angry
Romance › Re: Why Does Nigeria Have More Good Looking Women Than Other Africans?. by MrCork: 1:59pm On Jun 29, 2018
Timewilltell2:
What's with the face? huh
.Bro. .but.who told u Nigerian women are good looking. ..have u seen Hisduchess? (No ofeense ) angry
Romance › Re: Why Does Nigeria Have More Good Looking Women Than Other Africans?. by MrCork: 1:57pm On Jun 29, 2018
Timewilltell2:
Apart from the ones from horn of Africa . Nigeria has more lighter skin people than kenyans ,ghananians and South Africans. We have more beautiful bodies and can put on nice make up. Is that why the women from these countries try so much to be like us ? . Kenyans look too thin , dark and can't afford good weaves. Ghananians are too dark ,masculine and wear ugly weaves and make up . South Africans are too dark , ugly with no make up and can't afford even the ugliest weaves. Now you understand where all the jealousy comes from .
..Bro are u referin to white Nigerians angry
Romance › Re: Why Does Nigeria Have More Good Looking Women Than Other Africans?. by MrCork: 1:55pm On Jun 29, 2018
Timewilltell2:
Apart from the ones from horn of Africa . Nigeria has more lighter skin people than kenyans ,ghananians and South Africans. We have more beautiful bodies and can put on nice make up. Is that why the women from these countries try so much to be like us ? . Kenyans look too thin , dark and can't afford good weaves. Ghananians are too dark ,masculine and wear ugly weaves and make up . South Africans are too dark , ugly with no make up and can't afford even the ugliest weaves. Now you understand where all the jealousy comes from .
angry
Romance › Re: There's Always That One Guy You Can't Stay Away From by MrCork: 1:49pm On Jun 29, 2018
Yellowdayzee:
You again huh
..but why are u looking for guys to stay away with on nairaland. ..please are u ok? (No ofeense ) angry
Romance › Re: There's Always That One Guy You Can't Stay Away From by MrCork: 1:46pm On Jun 29, 2018
Yellowdayzee:
I found this on my twitter feed... Can't stop laughing cheesy

There's always that one guy who you just can't stay away from even though you know he is so bad for you cry

I'm sure other ladies can relate
angry
Romance › Re: Please Share In My Sorrow. I Could Die Any Time Soon by MrCork: 1:32pm On Jun 29, 2018
I know there are already enough sad events to think of, like the 'herdsmen' killing and super eagles elimination. But i can't take this 'last walk' on my own. I need you all to solidarise with me...........
..sorry .I need to fart ! angry
Romance › Re: He Masturbate For Me by MrCork: 1:24pm On Jun 29, 2018
ugandalady:
end up ruling 100 ni9oer employees and playing their dicks happily
^^ u wot people technicaly refer to as * waste of sperrm* smiley
Romance › Re: Top 5 Reason Why All Men Come To Nairaland To Chase Females!! by MrCork(op): 1:23pm On Jun 29, 2018
ItzBIM:
You are a disgrace to Londoners With this your bad English. You fuckingg illiterate.
..son..be nice & I will post u £12:cash to buy nice suit there in Nigeria. ...THANK ME LATER! ! smiley
Romance › Re: Top 5 Reason Why All Men Come To Nairaland To Chase Females!! by MrCork(op): 1:14pm On Jun 29, 2018
Oyindidi:
Corkk na playboy without girlfriend. He is Nl clown
...my nigggga, am a plaYa...who says I ain't got girlfriend!! angry
Romance › Re: He Masturbate For Me by MrCork: 1:14pm On Jun 29, 2018
ugandalady:
being dumb is better than being a ni77er
..there u go..u call us niggger but yet j seek attention from nigger site...good news is I have an idea how yor type end up! . smiley
Romance › Re: Top 5 Reason Why All Men Come To Nairaland To Chase Females!! by MrCork(op): 12:13pm On Jun 29, 2018
Oyindidi:
Mtcheeeeew
ok guys. .please chase Oyindidi. ..she a highly recommended wifey material. ..
YOU HAPPY NOW?
cheesy
Romance › Re: He Masturbate For Me by MrCork: 11:59am On Jun 29, 2018
ugandalady:
totally no idea what u talking about. speak in genuine english, or else no response.
..ok to simplify. .u naturaly dumb!! ((No ofeense )) angry
Romance › Re: Top 5 Reason Why All Men Come To Nairaland To Chase Females!! by MrCork(op): 11:47am On Jun 29, 2018
Oyindidi:
Mtcheeeeew
^^but why she always upset & angry? ...is it my fault guys don't chase u on nairaland? ((Shake my head continuously )) embarassed
Romance › Re: Top 5 Reason Why All Men Come To Nairaland To Chase Females!! by MrCork(op): 11:27am On Jun 29, 2018
esthy86:
am out
baby..u can run all u want...Guys are here to chase up. .pirrrrrriod! ! smiley
Romance › Re: He Masturbate For Me by MrCork: 11:26am On Jun 29, 2018
ugandalady:
i was flattered by some men, and ridiculed by some other, because of my threads and opinions.


is this called troll?

even your endeared Buhari can not harvest a plenary favor

by the way, only very few sick ones think i am a gay man. u r one of them.
..yor eye q so low it is visible. ...you are juss to weak to upset anyone on nairaland. .I hav yor number!! angry
Romance › Re: He Masturbate For Me by MrCork: 10:58am On Jun 29, 2018
ugandalady:
is it happy for u to troll in my thread?

u know no white ladies want u. slim ugly chick boy
troll?.. correction. .u r the troll on nairaland. ..we don't want u here!! (No ofeense ) angry
Romance › Re: He Masturbate For Me by MrCork: 10:52am On Jun 29, 2018
ugandalady:
desperate to what?

to be more white?
..good news for u is there are few desperate guys here smiley
Romance › Re: He Masturbate For Me by MrCork: 10:50am On Jun 29, 2018
ugandalady:
desperate to what?

to be more white?
..u are lonely..it's obvious. . We no! undecided
Romance › Re: He Masturbate For Me by MrCork: 10:39am On Jun 29, 2018
ugandalady:
the truth is i m a white lady
..we no..the only problem is that u are desperate undecided
Romance › Re: Top 5 Reason Why All Men Come To Nairaland To Chase Females!! by MrCork(op): 10:26am On Jun 29, 2018
Evablizin:
OP,is that all?
..well those are the top 5 reason why guys chase up on nairaland. .THANK ME LATER! ! wink
Romance › Re: He Masturbate For Me by MrCork: 10:24am On Jun 29, 2018
ugandalady:
i dont fvxck, i masturbate big black dicks!u know your dick too small for me, that is why u ridicule me
...I will never ridicule u..I spek truth only undecided
Romance › Top 5 Reason Why All Men Come To Nairaland To Chase Females!! by MrCork(op): 10:21am On Jun 29, 2018
...All men (married & single) finally agreed we all come to nairaland to chase women...pirrrrrriod. .no more excuses...anyways hear are the top 5 reason why we come to chase...

1. Punnnnnny.
Let's be honest, every man's goal is to net that punny asap....nairaland makes that dream come thru..I gots 18 so far.. ((punnnnnny is a gooooooooooooooalllllllll!)) cheesy


2. Lightskin females
Sadly 98% of all all males agree they never spoken to lightskin females in there life cozzz they don't have moiney & self confident ..but thanks to nairaland & great guys like Mr Cork..there's is now hope!..hope for life ! ((THANK ME LATER)) wink


3. London
Although am from pekam London, 97% of nairaland guys agreed they could never dream of talking to females like Lalas247 (from London ) but thanks to nairaland, they can now talk to guys like Mr Cork (the Londoner ) or Lalas247 (a London model) smiley


4. Moiney
Am feddddup of 98% of nairaland guys asking me for Pounds stalin simply cozzz am from London& I drive a £28,000 (cash )range rover spot..and the fact that I am known for linking up the guys with chicks...anyways! : undecided


5. Extra Chicks!
This aint rocket science as all men agree the main aim is to get extra chicks (married or single ). ...u don't even spend moiney on..u juss talk!
cheesy

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