₦airaland Forum

barallanee:
so ur in london ah should fry ur left eye?? Dnt make me wild dis nyt.. I respect myself..

VictorLinus:
Shussh it

barallanee:
I really ignore nairalanders and dier hate comments, bt on a normal day u cnt stand me.. I dnt blame u, its social media..

barallanee:
please ignore me

barallanee:
Bt I use to wonder, all dis people dat use to post trash online, dnt they hav a family or sumfn? especially Nigerians bkos our parents dint train us like dis

Mrbolt565:
It is the biggest sin ever. Infact, you can never prosper in life if you asslick a girl!! I've never done it in my entire life! Why on earth would u be liking all these nairaland girls pictures and they don't even like yours back. You'll see one ugly hoe on this nairaland with 1000likes(mostly liked by guys).WHY! It's pathetic! Boys are so dumb iswear and it's the truth!. That's why you see all these young girls disrecpecting you anyhow! Why would'nt dey? When you'll be following them like fly dey follow poo!! Asin how do you even feel when u asslick all these gurls? Don't you feel so stupid doing it? Pls wise up and stop it!


Im out!!

june007:
lol...these are hilarious, especially the escalator

can't stop laughing

Hisduchess:
u mean greatest of all time?

barnabas1995:
hello my lovely ones.Good morning
Have got a question to ask..this question goes to CAC members who are married recently or about to be done with their premarital counselling especially..
what are the necessary requirements or documents needed for the counselling as i am preparing for marriage.thanks.

Mrbolt565:
It is the biggest sin ever. Infact, you can never prosper in life if you asslick a girl!! I've never done it in my entire life! Why on earth would u be liking all these nairaland girls pictures and they don't even like yours back. You'll see one ugly hoe on this nairaland with 1000likes(mostly liked by guys).WHY! It's pathetic! Boys are so dumb iswear and it's the truth!. That's why you see all these young girls disrecpecting you anyhow! Why would'nt dey? When you'll be following them like fly dey follow poo!! Asin how do you even feel when u asslick all these gurls? Don't you feel so stupid do ing it? Pls wise up and stop it!


Im out!!

Davidfrosh:
Davido Makes Djkhalid Happy As He Visits His Mansion In Los Angeles






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpTXlcW-EE

selfwife:
i and my husband relax over two bottles of big guiness every weekend.no big deal.

selfwife:
i and my husband relax over two bottles of big guiness every weekend.no big deal.

Adegbenro7643:
My fiancee got me annoyed yesterday & I think I have spit more than enough venomous words before realizing it was too much. I hardly stay on Facebook nowadays unless my attention is needed while I spend my leisure on Nairaland. I call her & we do chat on WhatsApp. But my fiancee is so obsessed with Facebook that she would leave me on Whatsapp & stay glued to Fbk, knowing fully that I stay online so we can be together since we're distant. The most funny part is that, most times, she would later join me on Whatsapp & be telling me she won't be able to chat for long as her battery is getting low(20%, 15%......). "Ha, my battery is almost flat o & you may want to call me later or the following morning o", she would say till I ask her to go offline. Having satisfied facebooking. She would not even bother to check if I am online on Fbk & sometimes reply after several mins. Well, I think I've had enough of her selfish habits. So, I told her to ensure whatever that deserves her best time is really worth it & appreciative, as I may call our relationship off any moment. That she should start making a good plan for herself nowy, as I am getting wiser and my eyes are getting clearer every day. I have no time and energy to waste any longer. But considering her lifestyle during our ND-days back then, she was never promiscuous & I was never harassed because of her. She maintained her dignity.
Well, after reading all my heartfelt stories, the only response she gave was "I will come around next week so that I can return your phone, thanks so far". It was then I realized I have said too much,,,,Lol,,,though I have not given any response to that. Please fellow NLers, what do I do now? I need an advice that will make me & not break. Thanks

Adegbenro7643:
My fiancee got me annoyed yesterday & I think I have spit more than enough venomous words before realizing it was too much. I hardly stay on Facebook nowadays unless my attention is needed while I spend my leisure on Nairaland. I call her & we do chat on WhatsApp. But my fiancee is so obsessed with Facebook that she would leave me on Whatsapp & stay glued to Fbk, knowing fully that I stay online so we can be together since we're distant. The most funny part is that, most times, she would later join me on Whatsapp & be telling me she won't be able to chat for long as her battery is getting low(20%, 15%......). "Ha, my battery is almost flat o & you may want to call me later or the following morning o", she would say till I ask her to go offline. Having satisfied facebooking. She would not even bother to check if I am online on Fbk & sometimes reply after several mins. Well, I think I've had enough of her selfish habits. So, I told her to ensure whatever that deserves her best time is really worth it & appreciative, as I may call our relationship off any moment. That she should start making a good plan for herself nowy, as I am getting wiser and my eyes are getting clearer every day. I have no time and energy to waste any longer. But considering her lifestyle during our ND-days back then, she was never promiscuous & I was never harassed because of her. She maintained her dignity.
Well, after reading all my heartfelt stories, the only response she gave was "I will come around next week so that I can return your phone, thanks so far". It was then I realized I have said too much,,,,Lol,,,though I have not given any response to that. Please fellow NLers, what do I do now? I need an advice that will make me & not break. Thanks

Craziestgirl:
Beer is for little girls.
Real women drink classic French and italian wines.

>>Her majesty Queen Elizabeth Ii, Queen of England.
(Age: 92 years, 2 months, 1 day. Born 21 April, 1926)

puree360:
my fiance fvcks me like an animal.
He is a nice and cute guy with some cash for a young man of his age but he really is overboard with s,ex especially in the aspect of licking me down there.sometimes when I come to his house he will just remove my pant and start sucking me as if his life depends on it.whenever we have se.x he often leaves me sour.cos he will make sure my whole body remembers him even after 3 days. my nips too ain't spared.I barely gives him head cos I really don't like it but he doesn't mind giving me head a whole day without me responding back. I have spoken with him about this but he keeps on saying that he can't help it, that am his weakness. he gives me everything whether I ask or not, he treats me like a queen .he is a nice guy and disciplined but his s.ex way is really frightening me. am 26 this year but lost my virginity to him last year at 25 and since it has been him and only him.we are very open to each other our phones isn't private, any of us can access each other's phone but am really scared.he will come see my parents next month for marriage stuff but am really scared of everything.I do love him but the mere remembrance that am gonna be having sex with him for life and the sourness scares me.please fellow nairalanders help me with an advice.thank you

Hisduchess:
MUSA is da new GOAT.no arguments. thankio

Hisduchess:
are u related to mrcork cos that's how he rants

Hisduchess:
are u related to mrcork cos that's how he rants

Ire2:
3 girls now! all package well, look very beautiful, smell good, not the everyday girls you hook up with, these girls are girls that if you see them like yo! You will drool over them.

Fsst forward, had a recent hook up yesterday and mehn her pussy stinks so bad, 3 girls now ehnn why all these naw, if you know your pussy stinks because of infection, can't you girls treat it?? ? You will just open leg for someone to perceive such disgusting odour?? this is in human, as una form reach so. Yall can't take care of your pussy odour!

I'm now traumatized to have sex with any girl. Now anytime I see a girl I just remember and think of that horrible fish smell


PERSON will spend money finish to hook up with one babe and have fish smell as take away gift, Nonsense.

Ire2:
3 girls now! all package well, look very beautiful, smell good, not the everyday girls you hook up with, these girls are girls that if you see them like yo! You will drool over them.

Fsst forward, had a recent hook up yesterday and mehn her pussy stinks so bad, 3 girls now ehnn why all these naw, if you know your pussy stinks because of infection, can't you girls treat it?? ? You will just open leg for someone to perceive such disgusting odour?? this is in human, as una form reach so. Yall can't take care of your pussy odour!

I'm now traumatized to have sex with any girl. Now anytime I see a girl I just remember and think of that horrible fish smell


PERSON will spend money finish to hook up with one babe and have fish smell as take away gift, Nonsense.

Wealthyonline:
But he wasnt talking about Gay alone on the interview

ChiefAzubuike1:
I have come to a conclusion hat any man that pays for sex is a failure , lacks self confidence to approach a normal babe and has low self esteem and can never amount to anything in life. Whether ashawo, oloso or runs girl, it beats my imagination how people enjoy sex when you are restricted . you cannot press best, no kissing, no fingering, no fore play, just chook prick , Bleep and release. At the end , you pay her money for wetin two of una enjoy... Does that makes sense?

Before you reach some of them for don dey stand for door way.. Bros how far come na I go do you well, they'll start dragging you to the extent of almost tearing your cloth..the embarrassment sef no be here. And if you dare complain dem go take am personal insult you join.

Wealthyonline:
how have i promoted gay oo

Wealthyonline:
is okay

Wealthyonline:
is okay

Diamond294:
You must be referring to the wrong person. Shalom. (real kalk)

Diamond294:
You must be referring to the wrong person. Shalom. (real kalk)