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Romance › Re: Virtuous Joy, Plus-Sized Bride: Never Allow People Take Away Your Joy by MrCork: 2:28pm On Jun 11, 2018

Oyindidi:
Don't mention that person when talking to me. I'm serious

..I shouldnt mention Jamariwolff? .. did she upset u? She actually a known trouble maker on nairaland and have been stressing me up and trying to chat me up..anyways.. if she harass u again please report her to me angry

Romance › Re: Virtuous Joy, Plus-Sized Bride: Never Allow People Take Away Your Joy by MrCork: 2:19pm On Jun 11, 2018

greatnaija01:
Wow, BOLD and BEAUTIFUL

may their union be BLESSED

...so u like fat women? angry

Romance › Re: Virtuous Joy, Plus-Sized Bride: Never Allow People Take Away Your Joy by MrCork: 2:17pm On Jun 11, 2018

Oyindidi:
You are beautiful dear. Happy married life!

Jamariwolff is not a lesssssssssssbIan. Oyindidi ...leave her alone! (Smh) angry

Education › Re: PLS Help, I Had A GPA Of 3.82 In 100 Level by MrCork: 2:12pm On Jun 11, 2018

Jamariwolff:
no, it's to focus on my books and get Excellent grades

..and by the way u are female. .u don't edukation

Education › Re: PLS Help, I Had A GPA Of 3.82 In 100 Level by MrCork: 2:09pm On Jun 11, 2018

Jamariwolff:
no, it's to focus on my books and get Excellent grades

^^^atitudes. ..and then she complainsaid she can't find man on nairaland. ..can't u see am trying to help u? undecided

Education › Re: PLS Help, I Had A GPA Of 3.82 In 100 Level by MrCork: 2:07pm On Jun 11, 2018

Jamariwolff:
ok

..remember ..yor job as woman is to love all men as equal. .me included! !. ! angry

Fashion › Re: Plus-Sized Lady Shares Her Shocking Weight Loss Transformation In 5 Months (Pics by MrCork: 1:19pm On Jun 11, 2018

Tunechiami:
Sadly, I am not light skinned either.

..Kaiiiii. .Tunechiami. .u look sweetable! cheesy

Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 12:46pm On Jun 11, 2018

..any black woman that don't date short guys clearly a gold digger! !! (Official ) angry

Fashion › Re: Plus-Sized Lady Shares Her Shocking Weight Loss Transformation In 5 Months (Pics by MrCork: 12:21pm On Jun 11, 2018

Tunechiami:
She ain't light-skinned either.

^^^kaiiii. .see booooobsi plus side nyansh. ...sweery can we mate? cheesy

Romance › Re: Lost Love by MrCork: 11:58am On Jun 11, 2018

mareeam802:
Episode One

“You’ll love this Halimah. They’re very nice and well-respected family from Kano state. Your father and I met his parents on the plane when we were returning from Umrah this year. You both share the same pain; hurt by love. It would be great if you two get together. Hajia Hauwa, Halimah’s mother and a very prestigious woman spoke to her daughter on her return from her cousin’s place.

“Mom, I’ve told you times without number that I am not interested. I’ll get married but I still need to get over my past. This is not the right time to hook me up with some unknown man”. Halimah said with sad eyes.

“He’s not unknown. His Parents are trust-worthy and with what they said, he seems very responsible. You need to forget about the past”. She caressed her cheeks.

“No Mom…” She stood, “It’s not that easy to forget about the past. I’ve tried very hard but I cannot. Its very hard to trust anyone”. She said.

“You just have to. All men are not the same. Not everyone is Tanko. You have to learn to move on with life”.

“That’s what I’m trying to do, and I need time…”

“There’s no more time Halimah”. Her father said, entering the living room.

“You are twenty-four years old and very matured. Ibrahim and his family are taking the first flight to Abuja, and they would reside in our house, where the two of you will get to know each other well. You’ll like him”.

“I can’t believe this! Was this why you hurried me home?” Halimah raged.

Continue reading https://www.maryamnittywall.com/2018/06/lost-love-episode-one.html

Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 11:29am On Jun 11, 2018

GuntersChain:
no pun intended, you can not compare london guys when compared to guys from asia, europe even southy. i had a uncle from London, stingy was his middle name.

..agree. .we London guys are usually more superior because of our British Accent innnit. ...Bro i agree with u 100% sir.. well said. Even chicks no this! cheesy

Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 11:21am On Jun 11, 2018

Jamariwolff:
I don't know what your problem is còck but I'm okay with a poor TALL man, i dont fuvking care what car you own. okay?

..do u understand wot range rover spot is?.. it takes special kinda guy to drive one (me)...so if I pull up next to u..u wunt jump in? YOU LIE!!! undecided

Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 11:14am On Jun 11, 2018

GuntersChain:
guys from London are stingy, ladies beware.

..errmm hang on bro...we londoners eat 4 times a day...u there eat twice a day..and then u have order city to say we Londonerso are stingy...correct?..Bro if u need moiney..ask nicely! ! (No ofeense ) angry

Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 11:12am On Jun 11, 2018

Jamariwolff:
I don't know what your problem is còck but I'm okay with a poor TALL man, i dont fuvking care what car you own. okay?

...arrh. .ok so u sayin u one of those females who belif any tall guy is a celebrity or basket baller...correct? ....the magic word hear is SHALLOW..SHALLOW...SHALLOW....how can u chose unemploy tall guy over rich short guy? (this is really sad) undecided

Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 10:20am On Jun 11, 2018

Diamond23:
at d bolded....I dnt know.....pishure of u in all dat u v mentioned to acquire

..there u go.. check out the link cheesy

ALLOW ME TO RE-INTRODUCE MYSELF. .

https://www.nairaland.com/2383740/revealed-true-love-life-sweet

The enemies :
Oyindidi
Hisduchess
KillaBeauty
Funmisticqueen
Jamariwolff

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Romance › Re: Ladies..can U Date A Guy Eating Chin Chin? by MrCork(op): 10:15am On Jun 11, 2018

izaray:
What do you say

^^there u go...a gold digger chick on the attak..all because guy eat chin chin!! ((Shake my head)) undecided

Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 9:26am On Jun 11, 2018

Diamond23:
Na u sabi

...ok. .although u no i drive a range rover spot (£28,000 cash), am from London, live in a lovely house alone in expensive place called pekam..have moiney and have cute height...if I approach u at the bus stop ..be honest. .would u date me? cheesy

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Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 9:19am On Jun 11, 2018

Hisduchess:
babe u head dey there jare!
the guy is as short as a baby elephant that's why he could only get transgendered girls and cement-like girlfriend.. see his dentition sef like that of egungun masquerade. the guy is just ugly and short with empty pocket ((real talk)).

...be honest. .is your boyfriend a mechanic... .mechanic looking or have u ever dated a mechanic? ..because u look like the type that enjoy fetching water from the river..I lie? (No ofeense )

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Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 9:16am On Jun 11, 2018

Diamond23:

...that boy look like those lagos road side mechanic. ..4real...the type Hisduchess or KillaBeauty usually go for.(touts)
..anyways. .the good news for u is that we love 3 some and u r definitely invited!

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Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 9:15am On Jun 11, 2018

Diamond23:

...that boy look like lagos road side mechanic. ..4real...the type Hisduchess or KillaBeauty usually go for.(touts)
..anyways. .the good news for u is that we love 3 some and u r definitely invited!

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Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 9:09am On Jun 11, 2018

Diamond23:
U DONT MEAN IT

...whose foto is that..your boyfriend? undecided

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Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 8:30am On Jun 11, 2018

Hisduchess:
babe u head dey there jare!
the guy is as short as a baby elephant that's why he could only get transgendered girls and cement-like girlfriend.. see his dentition sef like that of egungun masquerade. the guy is just ugly and short with empty pocket ((real talk)).

^^^^^dracula is awake....000ooo ooo God..u again!! undecided

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Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 8:28am On Jun 11, 2018

Diamond23:
No be only wife material.....Not impressed with wot I saw :'.... they said short men v anger issues, z dat true?(

..Diamond23..short guys r the best...wouldn't u want a guy that would lift up easily and fling u on the bed?... u r missing out my dear!real talk) : lipsrsealed

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Education › Re: What's The Difference Between A Library And An Archive? by MrCork: 8:18am On Jun 11, 2018

Gerald620:
These two terms seem familiar. I had a serious argument with someone yesterday regarding this. I tried to make him understand the two terms are clearly different, I even cited examples. But, he instead they are the same.

Please, intelligent people in the house, your answers are needed to end this puzzle. Thanks.

...we chase chicks in library....we archive things in archive(wot ever that means) >

Fashion › Re: Plus-Sized Lady Shares Her Shocking Weight Loss Transformation In 5 Months (Pics by MrCork: 8:15am On Jun 11, 2018

Bhelamblog:
Farida Kabir a twitter user who used to be very fat, has got her dream body, and she can't stop dazzling with it, Sharing the photos on her page, she said the amazing transformation was just within 5months, Lots of work must have gone down there..

See below!

Gossip From Ebiwali--
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/06/plus-sized-lady-shares-her-shocking.html

..rubbbbbbbish. ..she ain't gots nyansh! ! angry

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Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 8:12am On Jun 11, 2018

Diamond23:
If dats u on ur profile pix, I rest ma case

..u like what you see...meaning u gots taste!..we all ways knew u was wifey material type ! wink

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Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 7:11am On Jun 11, 2018*

Diamond23:
....not like dat, just little taller dan me!

.tall guys are not normal angry

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Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 7:11am On Jun 11, 2018

Diamond23:
....not like dat, just little taller dan me!

Celebrities › Re: Layla Amani: Teddy-A's Baby Mama Blasts Him, Says He Is Deadbeat Dad by MrCork: 11:36pm On Jun 10, 2018

jessca048:
alpha male indeed

...u again. ..anyways. did I mention I drive £28,000 (cash) Range rover spot with sat nav, alloy will and fridge ....juss in case u ask! wink

Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 10:32pm On Jun 10, 2018

Diamond23:
For wetin nah? abeg me I can’t be facing down while kissing ...luv dem taller dan me Nd dark

...ok..so u saying you rather climb ladder to kiss taller guy....correct? (Shake my head more than twice) angry

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Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 10:30pm On Jun 10, 2018

Diamond23:
For wetin nah? abeg me I can’t be facing down while kissing ...luv dem taller dan me Nd dark

Celebrities › Re: Chioma Good Hair Wears Super Eagles Customized Jersey - Pictures by MrCork: 8:56pm On Jun 10, 2018

Saff:
anything white accentuates your body, black makes you look slimmer. So even if someone has a flat ass if they wear white jeans it will make your ass look x2 bigger. Anything light coloured. Grey is another colour that makes your ass look big. White top will make your boobs look bigger.

^^^kaiiii. ..see yellow leg like ice cream! cheesy

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