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Romance › Re: A Nairalander Made Me Go Broke And Almost Commit Suicide by MrCork: 12:41pm On Jun 09, 2018

riteshotz:
I feel like ending it all, love is not for me, Why would God give some people sweet love life and give others miserable love. I can bear this pain any more. I'm Gone for God. Nairalanders i love and will miss you guys.

I know i sound weak and stupid but the pain is just tearing me apart, i wish i can be a man and bear it, but the pain is just too much for me. I don't know Why or how i bacame soo stupid and foolish to love like this. Maybe its karma, just maybe. I pray God and you all forgive me for being too weak. I sorry I cant, i just want to end it.

..so u want end yor life cozzz u aint lightskin. .correct?....so if DaKskin girls like KillaBeauty can bleach ..why can't u bleach? How do u expect to find man? angry

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Romance › Re: A Nairalander Made Me Go Broke And Almost Commit Suicide by MrCork: 12:39pm On Jun 09, 2018

riteshotz:
I feel like ending it all, love is not for me, Why would God give some people sweet love life and give others miserable love. I can bear this pain any more. I'm Gone for God. Nairalanders i love and will miss you guys.

I know i sound weak and stupid but the pain is just tearing me apart, i wish i can be a man and bear it, but the pain is just too much for me. I don't know Why or how i bacame soo stupid and foolish to love like this. Maybe its karma, just maybe. I pray God and you all forgive me for being too weak. I sorry I cant, i just want to end it.

Romance › Re: The Picture That Is Making Nigerian Ladies Disturb My Inbox by MrCork: 12:18pm On Jun 09, 2018

coolestchris:
you no well

......so sorry to expose you sir!! (No ofeense ) angry

Romance › Re: The Picture That Is Making Nigerian Ladies Disturb My Inbox by MrCork: 12:11pm On Jun 09, 2018

coolestchris:
are you done talking?

..Clitorisss. ..Bro if u think u can decieve nairalanders with that photo shop suit ..u clearly wasting yor time!! (No ofeense ).. angry

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Romance › Re: The Picture That Is Making Nigerian Ladies Disturb My Inbox by MrCork: 11:53am On Jun 09, 2018

coolestchris:
check it out

...even the suit is photo shop....it don't fit the face!! (Smh ) angry

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Romance › Re: The Picture That Is Making Nigerian Ladies Disturb My Inbox by MrCork: 11:52am On Jun 09, 2018

coolestchris:
check it out

PHOTO SHOP!! (no ofeense ) angry

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Romance › Re: The Picture That Is Making Nigerian Ladies Disturb My Inbox by MrCork: 11:51am On Jun 09, 2018

coolestchris:
check it out

Christianity Etc › Re: Cat Found In Bonnet Of Car Killed In Lagos, Accused Of Being A 'Witch' (Pictures by MrCork: 11:42am On Jun 09, 2018

melody91:
lol stuck in Nigeria? seriously?
I think it's the other way round... you probably one of the multitudes stuck abroad ,living in fear and constantly looking over your shoulders not to get caught cos you have no papers... and that's if trully you're in London and not typing in a rickety molue or danfo on your way to your meagre salary paying work in a remote part of Lagos.

^^^ Son ..be nice and I will post u £12 to buy nice suit there in Nigeria! ! (No ofeense )

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Health › Re: Ladies In The House! Do You Feel Weak After Your Period? by MrCork: 11:02am On Jun 09, 2018

SoapQueen:
Mine is after. It is under control now though.

..Kaiiiii. .u look like iCe cream tongue

Christianity Etc › Re: Cat Found In Bonnet Of Car Killed In Lagos, Accused Of Being A 'Witch' (Pictures by MrCork: 10:44am On Jun 09, 2018

stankezzy:
All the witches are being exposed one by one , the man should thank God that this witch could not finish his assignment

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..Bro. .u are so back ward it's unbelievable. ...so if u fail in life..witch made u fail..correct?

..if babe reject u..the babe is a witch..correct?
. This is exactly why Nigeria and u homebase people will all be 100 years behind time (no ofeense )

Christianity Etc › Re: Cat Found In Bonnet Of Car Killed In Lagos, Accused Of Being A 'Witch' (Pictures by MrCork: 10:39am On Jun 09, 2018

melody91:
ehn ! even if homeless you Mr Cork find yourself a way in to my car to pass the night....we go burn you

..great thinking. ...that's why u are stuck in that Nigeria....and then when we Londoners say u homebase people are too bush..u get upset (smh) undecided

Family › Re: Groom Crying On His Wedding, What May Be Wrong? by MrCork: 10:35am On Jun 09, 2018

SoapQueen:
You won't eat?

Yeye.

...eat wetin?. Wot do u want me to eat?..sweery are lover not a fighter. .. I simply ask if I can drink u. It's a gentleman request undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: Cat Found In Bonnet Of Car Killed In Lagos, Accused Of Being A 'Witch' (Pictures by MrCork: 10:30am On Jun 09, 2018

ViaFast:
@APROKOGIRL

A suspected witch disguised as a cat, met her Waterloo, this morning, in Oke Afa, Lagos, after being spotted inside the bonnet of car taken for repair at a mechanic workshop.

The mechanic raised an alarm after spotting it sleeping peacefully inside the bonnet and many residents were attracted to the scene. The cat was successfully killed. .

The killers claimed that they had been having many sleepless nights due to the evil manipulation of the cat.

BY APROKO GIRL : https://aprokogirl.com/10672/witch-disguised-as-cat-killed-inside-her-hideout-in-lagos-pictures/

https://aprokogirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/a0a0a8s8a.jpg

..these are the kinda reason why we in London will all ways be superior to u homebase people in that Africa place.....u are so back ward it is sad... so if dragon fly enter car bonnet. .the dragon fly is a witch? (Smh) undecided

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Romance › Re: Ladies..can U Date A Guy Eating Chin Chin? by MrCork(op): 10:25am On Jun 09, 2018*

KillaBeauty:
I just begged you to be nice and you’ve already started with the insults
Smh

..ok. KillaBeauty. My badd.

Am a lover not a fighter. .We apologise for saying Lalas247 is sexxxxxy than u

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Family › Re: Groom Crying On His Wedding, What May Be Wrong? by MrCork: 10:17am On Jun 09, 2018

SoapQueen:
No, Sir.

^^^ kaiiii. .see lightskin booooobsi. ...please please please can I drink u? cheesy

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Celebrities › Re: Churchill Celebrates White Girl's Birthday: "Your Love Is Sweeter Than Wine" by MrCork: 10:14am On Jun 09, 2018

hadduni:
I seriously Pitt this white girl. if they are in any relationship,she will definitely pass through what the other ladies when through.

^^^^side effect of rejection. .typical black woman reaction. .don't be jelos..I beggggy she from ondo state!! (No ofeense ) undecided

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Romance › Re: Ladies..can U Date A Guy Eating Chin Chin? by MrCork(op): 10:10am On Jun 09, 2018

KillaBeauty:
Dracula is awake! he’s awake! He’s awake indeed. Goodmorning please try not to mention me too much today and pls be nice

..apart from comparrrrrin that yor raga muffin sef to my babe ehhh..the day u have sexxxxxy body like lightskin Lalas247 (our other londoner )..come back and talk to me..she makes u look like house girl anyday (Real talk..no ofeense ) cool

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Christianity Etc › Re: Cat Found In Bonnet Of Car Killed In Lagos, Accused Of Being A 'Witch' (Pictures by MrCork: 10:04am On Jun 09, 2018

ViaFast:
@APROKOGIRL

A suspected witch disguised as a cat, met her Waterloo, this morning, in Oke Afa, Lagos, after being spotted inside the bonnet of car taken for repair at a mechanic workshop.

The mechanic raised an alarm after spotting it sleeping peacefully inside the bonnet and many residents were attracted to the scene. The cat was successfully killed. .

The killers claimed that they had been having many sleepless nights due to the evil manipulation of the cat.

BY APROKO GIRL : https://aprokogirl.com/10672/witch-disguised-as-cat-killed-inside-her-hideout-in-lagos-pictures/

https://aprokogirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/a0a0a8s8a.jpg

..suspet witch disguise as cat??

...ok..so in that Nigeria place. .if they find spider in car bonnet. .the spider is a witch..correct? ?.... u homebase people so bush it's taramaticaly unbelievable! !! ((No ofeense )) angry

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Romance › Re: Ladies..can U Date A Guy Eating Chin Chin? by MrCork(op): 9:01am On Jun 09, 2018

..Lalas247 is a wifey material. .Nife1 is a wifey material. .mamagee is a wifey material. Nikkypearl is a wifey...quite a few wifey on nairaland. cheesy

..KillaBeauty ..Hisduchess. .Oyindidi are opposite thou angry

Romance › Re: Ladies..can U Date A Guy Eating Chin Chin? by MrCork(op): 8:45am On Jun 09, 2018

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mimimile93:
Any girl born from the 80s upward is not a wife material...

..Lalas247 is a wifey material. .Nice is a wifey material. .mamagee is a wifey material. .quite a few wifey on nairaland. cheesy

..KillaBeauty ..Hisduchess. .Oyindidi are opposite thou angry

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Romance › Re: Ladies..can U Date A Guy Eating Chin Chin? by MrCork(op): 11:35pm On Jun 08, 2018

Nife1:
There is absolutely nothing wrong with that, it would actually be an inside joke between you two if you both eventually date

^^^^10000% wifey material...finally! !! cheesy

Romance › Re: A Nairalander Just Proposed, Show Some Love Guys by MrCork: 11:29pm On Jun 08, 2018

hopeforcharles:
So this evening I popped the question
Sweet Pumpkin will u be my Queen?
Will u be my peachy pie?
My heartbeat,
My vitamin Jenny?
Guess what guys she said YES
and I sealed it

...ok.so u propose to babe while eatin rice? ..correct? (Shake my head) angry

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Romance › Re: A Nairalander Just Proposed, Show Some Love Guys by MrCork: 11:28pm On Jun 08, 2018

hopeforcharles:
So this evening I popped the question
Sweet Pumpkin will u be my Queen?
Will u be my peachy pie?
My heartbeat,
My vitamin Jenny?
Guess what guys she said YES
and I sealed it

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Romance › Re: Ladies..can U Date A Guy Eating Chin Chin? by MrCork(op): 9:29pm On Jun 08, 2018

lefulefu:
Oya ooo oyindidi,Lalas247,izaray,highqueen ur opinion is needed

..they all gold diggers except Lalas247 (the only wifey material so far)

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Romance › Re: Ladies..can U Date A Guy Eating Chin Chin? by MrCork(op): 9:27pm On Jun 08, 2018

LivingFree:
Not if you're eating chin chin in that range rover spot

Romance › Re: Ladies..can U Date A Guy Eating Chin Chin? by MrCork(op): 8:39pm On Jun 08, 2018

LivingFree:
*Hands back his player card*

Syke

You are not a player.

...sweery I drI've a range rover spot (only £28,000 cash)...I bet u one of those Lagos women that will run after my ride if I drive pass u shouting. ..uncle wait...uncle wait..uncle wait...I lie? Oyindidi grin

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Romance › Re: Ladies..can U Date A Guy Eating Chin Chin? by MrCork(op): 8:35pm On Jun 08, 2018

mimimile93:
They only judge you when you are broke..

..really?...those are the kinda women u no?....women who judge u over chin chin...Bro they definitely not wifey material (no ofeense ) undecided

Romance › Re: Ladies..can U Date A Guy Eating Chin Chin? by MrCork(op): 8:22pm On Jun 08, 2018

LivingFree:
I get it is chin chin free? is that why you love it

You have lost your player card... it's finished! it's Over! Everybody knows you eat cheap shi

..are u related to KillaBeauty or Hisduchess. ..you use to be nice!! undecided

Romance › Re: Ladies..can U Date A Guy Eating Chin Chin? by MrCork(op): 8:20pm On Jun 08, 2018

LivingFree:
I get it is chin chin free? is that why you love it

You have lost your player card... it's finished! it's Over! Everybody knows you eat cheap shi

Romance › Re: Ladies..can U Date A Guy Eating Chin Chin? by MrCork(op): 8:11pm On Jun 08, 2018

mimimile93:
Do these ho.es care what you eat? They don't even care if you are starving.. As long as you give them money and good fvck.. U are good to go

..Bro but u no black women.. they judge u (smh) undecided

Romance › Re: Ladies..can U Date A Guy Eating Chin Chin? by MrCork(op): 8:07pm On Jun 08, 2018

LivingFree:
It don't sound like something a player should be eating

^^this one is a gold digger. ..do u realise I drive a range?

....and again when I go to discos with my Nigerian footballer friends here in London. .do u realise all they drink is water? ..they earn good moiney but they don't taste alcohol undecided

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Romance › Re: ...am In Love..am In Love..am In Love!!!! by MrCork(op): 7:48pm On Jun 08, 2018

KillaBeauty:
You’re just jealous that you can’t aford me

..the year yor nyansh grows as big as my beauuurriful cocacola bottle shape sweetie Pie ...come back next talk to me!! wink

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