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jessca048:
pls stop mentioning me unnecessarily I don't like it

jessca048:
anyway remember your condom before you end up fathering the whole community

jessca048:
free pussy is sweeting you

makydebbie:
Thanks dear.

KillaBeauty:
If you know, you know

Psoul:
Boy, you are deceiving yourself and you are so full of your empty urself.

You just drive (if actually u do) 2017 Range and u are jumping up and down like over charged atom. Is dat car customized for u alone. That u drive it does not mean no one else do. U don't know what I ride on or other investments i own that just a fraction of it will buy you together with ur tiny car.

If you want to convince me that you have arrived. Walk into a car factory, tell them to manufacture a car for you alone. A car that no other person is allowed to own.

So stop making noise and learn humility. If u boast of riding a car, what will the owner of the car factory do?

You are still a small boy that his first achievement in life has entered his head and u feel that you have arrived. See, we all felt that way during our time. It is not your fault. You are just acting your age. Wen u come of age, you will drop it. By then you will not even make a single noise wen multi millions entered ur account.

NewDelhi:
I just dey reminisce some dark moments for school so many years ago. I was the typical skinny lazy guy but with very sharp uncontrollable mouth many years ago in secondary school. So e get this Igbo girl called amarachi for my class. I swear to God all those Igbo girls strong die no be small. So one day we write test teacher con ask us to exchange our booklet for marking. As amara has always been my sworn enemy I went about announcing her 3/20 scores to everyone and telling the whole class. The idiot no talk anything just dey look me. As we go wash plate for evening for back of dining hall after night food na so she corner me challenge me for the nonsense I follow am try for class. I know my limit and would have backed off but my niggerz were around and dem go surely turn me to laughing stock for running away. Mehn I summoned courage and stood my ground. I moved close to her like a raging bull.. We were standing opposite each other like a new couple exchanging vows and our eyes glued to each other's like we are about to kiss before I could say jack she spit for my face mehn I was mad. I tried lifting her up and slamming her to the ground but amara no gree fall at all instead she just use her gidigbo skills gimme elbow for my spinal cord o boy na the most painful thing I've ever felt in my life. The pain was unbearable I fell to the ground instantly while she use her leg dey pound me like yam. The weight of her leg alone pass that of my whole body. Damn my friends wey suppose support me dey even beg amarachi make she take am easy. To make matter worse she beat me finish as I lie down for floor dey struggle for breath she tell me if they born my papa well make I follow am try nonsense again. Oboy I no know where amarachi dey now after 15 years but the man way go marry that kind thing as wife put for house I salute am.


Second na around 2012. We were at the ATM queue na so 2 girls just come with bike con chance everybody withdraw. I challenge them say dem no see line ni? Na only question wey I never even finish I ask o slap don land for my face. I wanted to retaliate until I see inner camo uniform wey she use normal jacket cover then I suspected she could be military. The most painful aspect is these are girls I would have beaten blue black on a normal day but coz sey dem dey public u no know whether their colleagues dey around make man pikin nor go chop beating wey he no plan for.

Psoul:
You need it more than I do. London does not mean abundance of food. Don't deceive yourself.

U might be among those up there feeding from trash cans.

U need the food desperately and a good food, not those junks u may have bn managing. (No Offense bro )

Meanwhile, if u are actually in London, I will advise you to write better grammar. Go through all ur comments and start correcting yourself where necessary. That is if u can point them out.(No offense dearie)

KillaBeauty:
Mine too
I’ll come online and see numerous mentions thinking na better people that have sensible things to say , only to see Mrcork yarning nonsense

KillaBeauty:
Leave me alone na!!!

Oyindidi:

rex444:
who is mentioning oyindidi here now?

Psoul:
No...u need the food more than I do. I just want you to help me by bn a bit reasonable. We already have handful of mad ppl out there and we wouldn't like to increase the tally.
Thanks

Hisduchess:
why are you this pained Oga.how many things have you invented? when it comes to virginity we all shout that it is an archaic thing and will want to emulate the whites but when it comes to things concerning God and Christianity y'all will remember that we are Africans and doesn't need white man believe.
Oga virginity is PRICELESS and more when the lady is intelligent, God fearing and better character.
Loyalty is one thing u are 70% sure when u marry a virgin.so stop discouraging virgins with ur rant.

IamAirforce1:
I've wondered where she's been all this while I've been hopping in and out of relationship at will...

She's so caring, understands every move I make and tolerate my bullshits sometimes.

I'm not a perfect lover but she makes me feel like everything I've ever done was on point ..
She deserves "ASSURANCE" and I promise i will make it happen soon or later in future .

Thank you Jesus for such wonderful girl.

Pregnancy made me a changed man.

IamAirforce1:
I've wondered where she's been all this while I've been hopping in and out of relationship at will...

She's so caring, understands every move I make and tolerate my bullshits sometimes.

I'm not a perfect lover but she makes me feel like everything I've ever done was on point ..
She deserves "ASSURANCE" and I promise i will make it happen soon or later in future .

Thank you Jesus for such wonderful girl.

Pregnancy made me a changed man.

Mrbolt555:
We all know all our mothers are prostitutes. No need to argue. Marriage for women is another level of prostitution(long term).

Let Discuss.


Im out!!!!!

Nofav0rs:
Typical black girl. Very stubborn

Chrissyebony:
if this is ugly then you are blind

Nofav0rs:
make up can't deceive us. We wise

Chrissyebony:
if this is ugly then you are blind

Chrissyebony:
So, you're trying to tell me that this white woman is better than these black women because of the sole fact that she is white?

Chrissyebony:
Now I understand that you are truly a joker

and I even wasted my credit, my credit I paid for by myself with my own money, I wasted on a fool

Chrissyebony:
Lupita Nyongo'o is a successful Kenyan actress of a darker skin complexion (making millions), even Genevieve Nnaji is a successful Nollywood actress of a darker complexion. They aren't bleaching, so why should I.

Chrissyebony:
Lupita Nyongo'o is a successful Kenyan actress of a darker skin complexion (making millions), even Genevieve Nnaji is a successful Nollywood actress of a darker complexion. They aren't bleaching, so why should I.

Chrissyebony:
So, you're trying to tell me that this white woman is better than these black women because of the sole fact that she is white?

Chrissyebony:
My original post about that was just a joke, as in humor. And a compliment shouldn't overstep boundaries of the person on the receiving end, therefore it is no longer a compliment if I feel uncomfortable, defeating the purpose of the compliment.