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Romance › Re: Living In A Town Where Pvssy Is For Free by MrCork: 2:55pm On May 31, 2018
jessca048:
pls stop mentioning me unnecessarily I don't like it
what did I do?
.when?
undecided
Romance › Re: Living In A Town Where Pvssy Is For Free by MrCork: 2:19pm On May 31, 2018
jessca048:
anyway remember your condom before you end up fathering the whole community
..wow..u again

So u want Nedfed to impregnate u witout condon ..correct?...is that all u think about on nairalandisplay. .sexxxxx? ((smh))
undecided
Romance › Re: Living In A Town Where Pvssy Is For Free by MrCork: 2:03pm On May 31, 2018
jessca048:
free pussy is sweeting you
...so u saying u leave in a town were Womanliness is free??....serrerriously. .u my kinda chick and we need to link up!...I all ways knew u my kinda babe cheesy
Romance › Re: Help!! by MrCork(op): 1:50pm On May 31, 2018
makydebbie:
Thanks dear.
^^fine baby..this one definitely wifey material! ! smiley
Celebrities › Re: Timi Dakolo Slams Abuja Pastor Who Sleeps With Virgin Teenage Girls by MrCork: 12:32pm On May 31, 2018
KillaBeauty:
If you know, you know cheesy
^^U AGAIN! !!..so u no Virgin teenage girls sleepin with pastor..correct. .is that all u think about ..sexxxxx?...wot kinda creature are u fodder god sake?? (((Wot a shame))) undecided
Romance › Re: What Will You Do? by MrCork: 11:53am On May 31, 2018
Psoul:
Boy, you are deceiving yourself and you are so full of your empty urself.

You just drive (if actually u do) 2017 Range and u are jumping up and down like over charged atom. Is dat car customized for u alone. That u drive it does not mean no one else do. U don't know what I ride on or other investments i own that just a fraction of it will buy you together with ur tiny car.

If you want to convince me that you have arrived. Walk into a car factory, tell them to manufacture a car for you alone. A car that no other person is allowed to own.

So stop making noise and learn humility. If u boast of riding a car, what will the owner of the car factory do?

You are still a small boy that his first achievement in life has entered his head and u feel that you have arrived. See, we all felt that way during our time. It is not your fault. You are just acting your age. Wen u come of age, you will drop it. By then you will not even make a single noise wen multi millions entered ur account.
...son..if u want moiney for food..ask nicely! undecided
Romance › Re: Ever Been Beaten Up Or Assaulted By The Opposite Sex? Share Your Stories by MrCork: 10:58am On May 31, 2018
NewDelhi:
I just dey reminisce some dark moments for school so many years ago. I was the typical skinny lazy guy but with very sharp uncontrollable mouth many years ago in secondary school. So e get this Igbo girl called amarachi for my class. I swear to God all those Igbo girls strong die no be small. So one day we write test teacher con ask us to exchange our booklet for marking. As amara has always been my sworn enemy I went about announcing her 3/20 scores to everyone and telling the whole class. The idiot no talk anything just dey look me. As we go wash plate for evening for back of dining hall after night food na so she corner me challenge me for the nonsense I follow am try for class. I know my limit and would have backed off but my niggerz were around and dem go surely turn me to laughing stock for running away. Mehn I summoned courage and stood my ground. I moved close to her like a raging bull.. We were standing opposite each other like a new couple exchanging vows and our eyes glued to each other's like we are about to kiss before I could say jack she spit for my face mehn I was mad. I tried lifting her up and slamming her to the ground but amara no gree fall at all instead she just use her gidigbo skills gimme elbow for my spinal cord o boy na the most painful thing I've ever felt in my life. The pain was unbearable I fell to the ground instantly while she use her leg dey pound me like yam. The weight of her leg alone pass that of my whole body. Damn my friends wey suppose support me dey even beg amarachi make she take am easy. To make matter worse she beat me finish as I lie down for floor dey struggle for breath she tell me if they born my papa well make I follow am try nonsense again. Oboy I no know where amarachi dey now after 15 years but the man way go marry that kind thing as wife put for house I salute am.


Second na around 2012. We were at the ATM queue na so 2 girls just come with bike con chance everybody withdraw. I challenge them say dem no see line ni? Na only question wey I never even finish I ask o slap don land for my face. I wanted to retaliate until I see inner camo uniform wey she use normal jacket cover then I suspected she could be military. The most painful aspect is these are girls I would have beaten blue black on a normal day but coz sey dem dey public u no know whether their colleagues dey around make man pikin nor go chop beating wey he no plan for.
...Bro. ..woman beat up up? (No ofeense ) undecided
Romance › Re: Man Lists Advantages Of Dating A White Woman, Shares Photos With His Oyinbo Babe by MrCork: 10:54am On May 31, 2018
cry[quote author=laudate post=68045088][/quote]^^^^ Bro. .u ever dated white woman before? ...and not refer in to those ones u have in Nigeria that Spek yoruba...am . refer in to the British ones with queens englishave innit (No ofeense ) angry
Romance › Re: What Will You Do? by MrCork: 10:48am On May 31, 2018
Psoul:
You need it more than I do. London does not mean abundance of food. Don't deceive yourself.

U might be among those up there feeding from trash cans.

U need the food desperately and a good food, not those junks u may have bn managing. (No Offense bro grin)

Meanwhile, if u are actually in London, I will advise you to write better grammar. Go through all ur comments and start correcting yourself where necessary. That is if u can point them out.(No offense dearie) cheesy
..son. ...I drive 2017 range rover spot...come back and talk to me in 7 years when u reach my level angry
Romance › Re: Living In A Town Where Pvssy Is For Free by MrCork: 9:36am On May 31, 2018
KillaBeauty:
Mine too cry
I’ll come online and see numerous mentions thinking na better people that have sensible things to say , only to see Mrcork yarning nonsense
^^this somali chick as no respect!! angry
Romance › Re: Living In A Town Where Pvssy Is For Free by MrCork: 8:26am On May 31, 2018
KillaBeauty:
Leave me alone na!!!
&^^^there u go..Dracula is awake...she's awake..she's awake.. good morning dear..please. .be nice today. We were only saying hello!! undecided
Romance › Re: Living In A Town Where Pvssy Is For Free by MrCork: 8:24am On May 31, 2018
Oyindidi:
angry
...sweery don't worry. .we will defend u..u are too classy to leave in that kinda town..abi? smiley
Romance › Re: Living In A Town Where Pvssy Is For Free by MrCork: 8:21am On May 31, 2018
rex444:
who is mentioning oyindidi here nowhuh?
..Bro. .plisss don't say that...Oyindidi has class & is A wifey material

She would never leave in a place like that where every ting is free.....KillaBeauty would thou
embarassed
Romance › Re: What Will You Do? by MrCork: 8:18am On May 31, 2018
Psoul:
No...u need the food more than I do. I just want you to help me by bn a bit reasonable. We already have handful of mad ppl out there and we wouldn't like to increase the tally.
Thanks
..errmm Correction. .am in London. .u in that place.. Nigeria. ...who needs food??..YOU! ! (No ofeense ) undecided
Romance › Re: Virgin Or No Virgin... What's Their Difference by MrCork: 1:55am On May 31, 2018
Hisduchess:
why are you this pained Oga.how many things have you invented? when it comes to virginity we all shout that it is an archaic thing and will want to emulate the whites but when it comes to things concerning God and Christianity y'all will remember that we are Africans and doesn't need white man believe.
Oga virginity is PRICELESS and more when the lady is intelligent, God fearing and better character.
Loyalty is one thing u are 70% sure when u marry a virgin.so stop discouraging virgins with ur rant.
^^story ....anyways. ..are we going to do that thing when II visit Nigeria in July? .....u owe me 2 week plus extra kiss. .remember? smiley
Romance › Re: I Love My Girlfriend So Much by MrCork: 10:39pm On May 30, 2018
IamAirforce1:
I've wondered where she's been all this while I've been hopping in and out of relationship at will...

She's so caring, understands every move I make and tolerate my bullshits sometimes.

I'm not a perfect lover but she makes me feel like everything I've ever done was on point ..
She deserves "ASSURANCE" and I promise i will make it happen soon or later in future .

Thank you Jesus for such wonderful girl.

Pregnancy made me a changed man.
...errmm that chick look under age Bro (no ofeense ) angry
Romance › Re: I Love My Girlfriend So Much by MrCork: 10:38pm On May 30, 2018
IamAirforce1:
I've wondered where she's been all this while I've been hopping in and out of relationship at will...

She's so caring, understands every move I make and tolerate my bullshits sometimes.

I'm not a perfect lover but she makes me feel like everything I've ever done was on point ..
She deserves "ASSURANCE" and I promise i will make it happen soon or later in future .

Thank you Jesus for such wonderful girl.

Pregnancy made me a changed man.
angry
Romance › Re: Marriage For Women....... Long Term Prostitution? by MrCork: 10:36pm On May 30, 2018
Mrbolt555:
We all know all our mothers are prostitutes. No need to argue. Marriage for women is another level of prostitution(long term).

Let Discuss.


Im out!!!!!
^^^ rides out on his wheelchair. ...I think this boy is disable..he sounds angry!! grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Man Lists Advantages Of Dating A White Woman, Shares Photos With His Oyinbo Babe by MrCork: 10:32pm On May 30, 2018
Nofav0rs:
Typical black girl. Very stubborn
..chrissyebony kinda gone quite...I think she ran outter credit grin grin
Romance › Re: Man Lists Advantages Of Dating A White Woman, Shares Photos With His Oyinbo Babe by MrCork: 10:27pm On May 30, 2018
Chrissyebony:
if this is ugly then you are blind
...ok if juss saw her on YouTube. ..she kinda cute but not ok smiley
Romance › Re: Man Lists Advantages Of Dating A White Woman, Shares Photos With His Oyinbo Babe by MrCork: 10:26pm On May 30, 2018
Nofav0rs:
make up can't deceive us. We wise
^^MY MENNN...truss me..that Chrissyebony kinda stubborn undecided
Romance › Re: Man Lists Advantages Of Dating A White Woman, Shares Photos With His Oyinbo Babe by MrCork: 10:25pm On May 30, 2018
Chrissyebony:
if this is ugly then you are blind
...can u imagine how she will look if she's lightskin or half cast?....sweery u need to bleach.. serrerriously. ..u need to bleach! undecided
Romance › Re: Man Lists Advantages Of Dating A White Woman, Shares Photos With His Oyinbo Babe by MrCork: 10:23pm On May 30, 2018
Chrissyebony:
So, you're trying to tell me that this white woman is better than these black women because of the sole fact that she is white?
..look at the white woman..real hair..look at the black women. .fake hair...do u jave real hair?. No..I GIVE UP!! undecided
Romance › Re: Man Lists Advantages Of Dating A White Woman, Shares Photos With His Oyinbo Babe by MrCork: 10:20pm On May 30, 2018
Chrissyebony:
Now I understand that you are truly a joker

and I even wasted my credit, my credit I paid for by myself with my own money, I wasted on a fool
^^^there u go...typical DaKskin female...they start cussing the moment u try to Shange there life with great advice! ((Shake my hrad)) undecided
Romance › Re: Man Lists Advantages Of Dating A White Woman, Shares Photos With His Oyinbo Babe by MrCork: 10:18pm On May 30, 2018
Chrissyebony:
Lupita Nyongo'o is a successful Kenyan actress of a darker skin complexion (making millions), even Genevieve Nnaji is a successful Nollywood actress of a darker complexion. They aren't bleaching, so why should I.
....Lupita look like those Lagos house girls from ondo state but guess wot...she ugly but. ..we forgive her cozzz she gots asssss. Ass is the only advant age she has (real talk) angry
Romance › Re: Man Lists Advantages Of Dating A White Woman, Shares Photos With His Oyinbo Babe by MrCork: 10:14pm On May 30, 2018
Chrissyebony:
Lupita Nyongo'o is a successful Kenyan actress of a darker skin complexion (making millions), even Genevieve Nnaji is a successful Nollywood actress of a darker complexion. They aren't bleaching, so why should I.
angry
Romance › Re: Man Lists Advantages Of Dating A White Woman, Shares Photos With His Oyinbo Babe by MrCork: 10:13pm On May 30, 2018
Chrissyebony:
So, you're trying to tell me that this white woman is better than these black women because of the sole fact that she is white?
...I think yor glasses is Uganda made...tha heck u talking about?.. u wanna compare that beauuuuuuriful white lady that look like ice cream to thosei thing that look like godzilla? .. u kidding us right? angry
Fashion › Re: So, You Want To Go Natural?: The Basics Of Natural Hair #teamnatural by MrCork: 10:09pm On May 30, 2018
Chrissyebony:
My original post about that was just a joke, as in humor. And a compliment shouldn't overstep boundaries of the person on the receiving end, therefore it is no longer a compliment if I feel uncomfortable, defeating the purpose of the compliment.
...u make it sound like it's illegal to ask u for punnnnnny. ...pls growwwwwup mennn. Serrerriously. .we need to talk. I like to drink! wink
Romance › Re: Man Lists Advantages Of Dating A White Woman, Shares Photos With His Oyinbo Babe by MrCork: 10:07pm On May 30, 2018
Chrissyebony:
I really hope you're just joking because you're really just pissing me off, I will not stand the risk of getting skin cancer, possibly killing myself, because I want to change my skin color. And if I bleach what happens after that? I get married to a man who might cheat on me anyway and look for a younger woman once I get old and wrinkly. Light skin doesn't save you from the aging process.
...wot rubbbbbbbish cancer u talking about...who cares...don't u wannnnna looooklike Beyansi? ?.....or u want taxi driver..bus conductor and gate men to be chasing u?.... sweery u need happiness in yor life ..u need to bleach (real talk) undecided
Romance › Re: Man Lists Advantages Of Dating A White Woman, Shares Photos With His Oyinbo Babe by MrCork: 10:04pm On May 30, 2018
Nofav0rs:
from the opinion poll, yes. 80% of Ghanaian girls are single cuz they refused to bleach
..WELL SAID SIR. ... Nofav0rs for president. .... Nofav0rs for president. .. Nofav0rs for president! ! wink
Romance › Re: Man Lists Advantages Of Dating A White Woman, Shares Photos With His Oyinbo Babe by MrCork: 10:02pm On May 30, 2018
..Op is 10000% right...white women are better and all black men agree. ..pirrrrrriod! ! angry

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