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RomanceRe: Top 5 Characteristics Of A Wifey Material (((exclusive))) by MrCork(op): 2:47pm On Jul 17, 2017
MhizzAJ:
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U don't ve sense smiley
^°° and she ain't even lightskin!! angry
RomanceRe: Top 5 Characteristics Of A Wifey Material (((exclusive))) by MrCork(op): 2:46pm On Jul 17, 2017
MhizzAJ:
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U don't ve sense smiley
....yorrr profile says: ..the size of a man's dik determine the smile on a woman's face......real women don't say such nasty things((( shame on you))) undecided
RomanceRe: Top 5 Characteristics Of A Wifey Material (((exclusive))) by MrCork(op): 1:14pm On Jul 17, 2017
...and for the record..outtter 7million registered women on nairaland, there r only 5 lightskin females....which tenically means there are only 5 wifey materials on nairaland!!(true story) angry
RomanceRe: Top 5 Characteristics Of A Wifey Material (((exclusive))) by MrCork(op): 1:00pm On Jul 17, 2017
marvin902:
dont know about you..
but my wife must be a p0rnstar in bed grin grin grin
very necessary..
she must wear miniskirt and g-string..
if you think she cant be all this and also be a good and decent wife..
go jump bridge undecided undecided undecided
..poooonostar?...bro..from yorrrr description..she clearly ain't lightskin n she definitely not a wifey material!! (no oofeense) angry
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Shows Off Her Low Haircut, Says Her Hubby Loves The New Look by MrCork: 8:34am On Jul 17, 2017
Freeman50:
Mercy Johnson took to her Instagram page to show off the haircut to her fans. The curvy actress debuted this look at the ongoing GLO Mega Music Tour where she performed her hosting duties alongside Ebube Nwagbo.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWmUz23FCIx/?hl=en
..but don't they have gym in that
Nigeria place?...why are all celebrity's fat?(no oofeense)
angry
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Shows Off Her Low Haircut, Says Her Hubby Loves The New Look by MrCork: 8:33am On Jul 17, 2017
Freeman50:
Mercy Johnson took to her Instagram page to show off the haircut to her fans. The curvy actress debuted this look at the ongoing GLO Mega Music Tour where she performed her hosting duties alongside Ebube Nwagbo.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWmUz23FCIx/?hl=en
angry
RomanceRe: Top 5 Characteristics Of A Wifey Material (((exclusive))) by MrCork(op): 8:23am On Jul 17, 2017
MhizzAJ:
Any gal that bleaches her skin because of a Nigerian man like the OP is an IDIOT
...save yorr life n bleach to lightskin if u wannnnto be the perfect woman...we here to help u help u help yorrr sef by helping u help u like a helper helping a helpless woman who want help!!!(words of wisdom, 2017 real talk)) smiley
RomanceRe: Top 5 Characteristics Of A Wifey Material (((exclusive))) by MrCork(op): 8:21am On Jul 17, 2017
MhizzAJ:
Any gal that bleaches her skin because of a Nigerian man like the OP is an IDIOT
...save yorr life n bleach to lightskin if u wannnnto be the perfect woman...we here to help u help u help yorrr sef by helping u help u like a helper!!!(words of wisdom, 2017 real talk)) smiley
RomanceRe: Top 5 Characteristics Of A Wifey Material (((exclusive))) by MrCork(op): 8:53pm On Jul 16, 2017
sexybbstar:
Go and sin no more.
^^^wifey material....she's lightskin!!! (Official) cheesy
RomanceRe: Top 5 Characteristics Of A Wifey Material (((exclusive))) by MrCork(op): 8:35pm On Jul 16, 2017
MhizzAJ:
Any gal that bleaches her skin because of a Nigerian man like the OP is an IDIOT
^^^^the village gyal r usually aggressive trouble maker sl! (Shame) undecided
RomanceRe: Top 5 Characteristics Of A Wifey Material (((exclusive))) by MrCork(op): 8:30pm On Jul 16, 2017
MhizzAJ:
Any gal that bleaches her skin because of a Nigerian man like the OP is an IDIOT
angry
PoliticsRe: Bukola Saraki's Daughter's Dressing Got Facebook Users Angry by MrCork: 7:39pm On Jul 16, 2017
tosin400:
[i][/i]Some Muslims seem to have a problem with the clothes daughters of the Senate President, Bukola Saraki, wore to their brother's graduation in the UK, last Thursday.


See some of the comments dropped under a post published by IG Wala below:


Source: http://www.flexygist.net/2017/07/16/they-are-enemies-of-islam-facebook-users-criticize-bukola-saraki-and-his-daughters-dressing/
..WOW
......I will all ways tell people to stay far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far away from Muslim n Islam people...that religion is dangerous!!!! (FreeDom of speech and expression)))..no oofeense!!
angry
RomanceTop 5 Characteristics Of A Wifey Material (((exclusive))) by MrCork(op):


This is the official wifey material user guide to find your dream girl:


1. She makes you a better man by obeying your instructions witout naggggggin.....girls nowadays always talk back like radio. (No oofensece) angry.


2. She must fear God.. ..women nowadays don't fear God...they wear mini sket, leggins, things n G-string and then goto church/mosque on Sundays n become rude when we ask for their nomba(I lie?). angry

3. She must be ready to change her complexsion to lightskin or halfcast..... lightskin females the best!(juss loookat Beyansi) smiley

4. She must be a great cook and must all ways eat wit fok n knife... Girls nowadays use their hands to eat at home or restaurants (big Shame) angry

5. She muss be able to readinize your readiness redically since readiness ready the mind redically..this makes her ready...hope this makes sence. angry


…..hope this helps.....THANK ME LATER!!
smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid: UCL Final (1 - 4) On 3rd June 2017 by MrCork: 6:54pm On Jul 16, 2017
ijechikky:
What a half, Both teams payed well but Juve dominated everywhere,mandzukic wit the stunner, Dybala was amazing,bonucci is the best central defenders,Alex Sandro was in fast and furious and Buffon d best keeper in activity,Juve desere dis trophy, I believe they will win..
^^^^kaiiii...see booooobsi!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Am Fvcking Her And She Is Watching Tv.what An Insult! by MrCork: 6:48pm On Jul 16, 2017
moderngist:
A lady insulted my ego today. imagine I invited her to my house and while fucking her she was busy watching TV. Imagine! Please help me out I want to teach her a lesson..see more na ..http://moderngist.com/erotic-story-ifeanyis-naughty-evening-office-turns-sxual-orgy-co-staff
...is she Nigerian? angry
FashionRe: Help Me by MrCork: 6:40pm On Jul 16, 2017
mifavour:
I see
... anyways who's the fine babe on yorrrr foto profile...I wannnnto marrrry her! angry
RomanceRe: London Guys Are The Most Romantic!! (official) by MrCork(op): 6:02pm On Jul 16, 2017
..kaiiiii..for lunch wit my halfcast date, I just had lazanya colonick wit mushroom salad and steak n kidney pie plus shissss Kebab wit beer innnnit..kaiii.. LONDON. ENJOYMENT!!!(big boy London food) wink
FashionRe: Help Me by MrCork: 5:03pm On Jul 16, 2017
mifavour:
pls someone should help me.
is fair and white a bleaching cream?
....pls change yorrr color..all black man prefffer lightskin women or else u will never find man on nairaland!!!(no oofeense) angry
NYSCRe: NYSC Director General Message To The 2017 Batch A Stream I Pcms by MrCork: 8:24pm On Jul 15, 2017
rosieluv:
okay show me your car
...there u go...check out my old post...this waz when I bought her 3 years ago...HER NAME IS MONA!!

This is swag!!!


https://www.nairaland.com/2383740/revealed-true-love-life-sweet

PetsRe: Dogs Are Superheroes Too! by MrCork: 8:18pm On Jul 15, 2017
Alexbox:
No go near ooo
Janefrancisca?...see yorrr headlike plantain chips..where do u wannnnto find money to maintain her..sellin petrol?(no oofeense) undecided
EducationRe: 4 Reason why Apprenticeship Is Better Than College Degree by MrCork: 5:16pm On Jul 15, 2017
Safiaa:
what
...Wii u remove that ugly faraagkalick gay right statement from yorrr foto profile and replace ii wit picture of yorrr booooobsi..legs or nyansh..gadeemmmit....we hate that $hit!! angry
EducationRe: 4 Reason why Apprenticeship Is Better Than College Degree by MrCork: 5:00pm On Jul 15, 2017
Safiaa:
Darling, dont accept being mediocre. Being basic and mediocre will not get you far in life. Just because a company doesnt require experience at entry level, doesn't necessarily mean that they wouldn't choose someone who has over you. Grades are not pratical. You have to set yourself apart in the employement world, esp in this day. So many 1st class holders with no employment because they think 'grades' only, will take them far. Think outside of the box, it's a characteristic of successful people.
angry
RomanceRe: Ladies Can You Marry A Guy Like Hushpuppy? by MrCork: 11:42am On Jul 15, 2017
Oyindidi:
What is wrong with him?
...will u replace that ugly looookin gay right cafagalogick statement on yorrrr foto profile wit a nice clean picture or yorrr legs, booooobsi or nyansh.. gadddemmit....we hate that $hit angry
PetsRe: Dogs Are Superheroes Too! by MrCork: 11:38am On Jul 15, 2017
janefrancisca:
Dogs are not just pets but man's best friend, they could even become your guardian angel...Yeah, my two Alsatian dogs "Brown and Ella" saved my 2 year old nephew from being bitten by a snake. It all started on a bright new day with the sun scorching as if "dem give am order to shine today and shine no more", I came downstairs to clean their cage and my nephew was with me too. So I brought out Ella and brown first and left escort cos she is more like the gentle and sensible one among the three. With my water and detergent, I was washing up brown's cage when I heard both dogs barking ferociously, making some scuffling sounds and my nephew was also crying. I decided to go and check them, maybe they have killed a lizard and they are both fighting for who is gonna play it... Lo and behold, close to my nephew was brown with his feet securely holding the head of a black snake while Ella was holding the tail with her feets too, while the snake was trying to break free from their grip. Dunno ow dey did it, but the snake was dead within minutes...wish I was with my phone to record it live...at least Natgeo wild for wire me small money for d live documentary shoots. Anyway I had to chase them away before I could finally throw away the snake. In my mind, I was thinking, what if these dogs were not there with my nephew...wot would have happened?. In all, special thanks to God almighty for u know na and secondly to my Ella and Brown...more chicken and cow bones to your food dis week. Dogs are great anytime any day, so if u never get one for house...I no know wetin u dey wait for o!
^^^nice..this fine babe loooooklike wife material!! cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Busayo Makinwa Set To Marry A White Man (Photos) by MrCork: 11:33am On Jul 15, 2017
Inanna:
[color=Teal]Yeah I spit the truth and in your typical manner, you throw one of your common jabs. Nigerian men sha.[/color]
...Innanna...u dis Uganda gold diggggger findin man on nairaland....I don't wannnntiu....we don't wannnntiu...no man wannnntiu u don't have school homework??(no oofeense) angry
CelebritiesRe: Wale Ojo: My Sex Scenes With Omotola Jalade- Ekeinde In "Alter Ego" Were Real by MrCork: 8:24pm On Jul 14, 2017
Inanna:
[color=Blue]Since you're so outraged by her acting, why don't you go to her house and enlighten her and her husband on why she shouldn't take up such roles as an African married woman? Shouting on Nairaland is very useless as she can't be aware of your grievances.[/color]
...by the way,I don't like u, we don't like u.. nobody like u.. carrrrryon like this n u will never find man on nairaland!!!(true story. angry
RomanceRe: Photos Of Man Flirting With Girls Goes Viral On Facebook by MrCork: 8:20pm On Jul 14, 2017
Inanna:
[color=Teal]Don't you have balls to lick or something? Ok keep quoting me.[/color]
..you said she more beauuuriful than u becuzz he as taste (read your last post)...shame on u for sayin another woman is more superior pass u...shame!!!(no oofeense) undecided
RomanceRe: Hot Naija Instagram Girl Flaunt Her Massive ass and boobs by MrCork: 7:56pm On Jul 14, 2017
24hourNigeriane:
She's so beautiful isn't she
She love posting her photos to her 45k Instagram followers
More photos below

http://www.lasticblog.com/2017/07/hot-naija-instagram-girl-flaunt-her.html?m=1
....which foto?...where is the nyansh n booooobsi? angry
NYSCRe: NYSC Director General Message To The 2017 Batch A Stream I Pcms by MrCork: 7:53pm On Jul 14, 2017
rosieluv:
am not looking for man grin
^^^she wants me..I no!! wink
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can One Get A Government Job Without Connection? by MrCork: 7:52pm On Jul 14, 2017
Jacksparr0w1207:
You can't
..son I f***k b!tches for £20..I can f***k yorr b!tch for £25(cash)..4real undecided
RomanceRe: Photos Of Man Flirting With Girls Goes Viral On Facebook by MrCork: 7:48pm On Jul 14, 2017
Inanna:
He's got good taste. The first girl has nice, perky tîts.
So are we gonna condemn the girls who probably think they're in a relationship him or the whôre of a man that's sleeping with several girls? If anyone should be shamed, it should be the man.
..ok...so u sayin u uglier than her becuzz u can't find man on nairaland?(shame)..no oofeense! undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can One Get A Government Job Without Connection? by MrCork: 7:42pm On Jul 14, 2017
Jacksparr0w1207:
how do you expect to even get punny with this poor and weak punchline?
..son..am from London meannnto I have Moiney...which all so mean I can f**k yorrr woman anyday.if I feel like!! (True story) angry

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