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NYSCRe: NYSC Director General Message To The 2017 Batch A Stream I Pcms by MrCork: 7:39pm On Jul 14, 2017
rosieluv:
am not looking for man grin
...then y don't u let me enter that place...don't u like Moiney?..at least jusss let the tip of the head enter..y r u so stingy?? [ undecided
RomanceRe: Pls Pray For Airforce1 by MrCork: 7:37pm On Jul 14, 2017
jakandeola:
I feel pains cos dat I see a guy wasting away. a guy dat almost clock 30 dat suppose be matyre yet act as a kid is he cursed? did dey sware for him or he lost his sence. he say is a musical yet neva sang a song always with girls. guy u go sex dem tire den what next. I tinj u nid deliverance
...u don't have life but then u cuss innocent afro beat star....son..u need Jesus! undecided
RomanceRe: Pls Pray For Airforce1 by MrCork: 7:35pm On Jul 14, 2017
jakandeola:
I feel pains cos dat I see a guy wasting away. a guy dat almost clock 30 dat suppose be matyre yet act as a kid is he cursed? did dey sware for him or he lost his sence. he say is a musical yet neva sang a song always with girls. guy u go sex dem tire den what next. I tinj u nid deliverance
....we will not call u eddddiot jussss becuzz u sound like eddddiot...we will call u eddddiot simply u eddddiotise the whole thread.(no oofeense). angry
NYSCRe: NYSC Director General Message To The 2017 Batch A Stream I Pcms by MrCork: 7:29pm On Jul 14, 2017
rosieluv:
fuc.k off angry
.. ladies don't swaaaaar.. u not a lady.
Anyways I drove BMW and from London. Plis can I mate wit u? I will pay upfront!.. i have Moiney..deal?
cheesy
NYSCRe: NYSC Director General Message To The 2017 Batch A Stream I Pcms by MrCork: 7:27pm On Jul 14, 2017
rosieluv:
fuc.k off angry
^^^atitude....an then she complains she can't find man on nairaland!! (Shame) undecided
NYSCRe: NYSC Director General Message To The 2017 Batch A Stream I Pcms by MrCork: 7:07pm On Jul 14, 2017
rosieluv:
wat is nyansh
...Yash nah...dint u goto school?..it means bottom ..... Anyways can. I enter! smiley
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can One Get A Government Job Without Connection? by MrCork: 6:22pm On Jul 14, 2017
Audray:
My signature says I'm miserable.So? To you the word Miserable ' only means jobless and poor.I don't blame you and your poverty riddled mentality.
Who is comparing riches and looks with you?
Quit being so fracking vain and get your priorities straight abeg.
.... we don't like u on nairaland cozzzz u a lessssbiannn however, we want to help u change..... Anyways.do u have nyansh? .am from London and I will pay ...so was your phone nombar smiley
NYSCRe: NYSC Director General Message To The 2017 Batch A Stream I Pcms by MrCork: 6:03pm On Jul 14, 2017
rosieluv:
okay thank you for wishing me the best on nairaland
..do u have nyansh? smiley
RomanceHappy Friday! by MrCork(op): 11:06am On Jul 14, 2017
angry
RomanceRe: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by MrCork: 12:52am On Jul 14, 2017
MrWondah:
Please don't laugh. Ok you can laugh at my misery, i have been selfish but before you laugh read my story so you will avoid same mistake.
Few months ago someone invited me to a whatsapp group. I don't usually accept such unless... Well i did accept and went on with my usual search for girls.
I added couple of them only few replied. There is this fine one that complied well, she happened to be a student of Uniport.
We got along and things started moving fine o. We went on our usual date, then on Sunday she visited but gave her usual excuse that it was her first time. Meanwhile, this girl don chop my card, chop sharwarma for my head plus a lot of other expenses.
After months of being a maga, and she left that Sunday without a bleep i was so angry but kept my cool.
Fast forward to Tuesday, we spoke at length and she agreed to visit then go on Wednesday, before she comes again over the weekend.
I was so excited, i arranged the house, dressed the bed, got some food items and my death cert, which has kept me in this condition.
Bea, called me by 4 dt she left Choba, PH and was on her way. I waited 6pm she no show, i was hungry so i decided to eat. While eating she called saying she was at Agip, coming to my crib, (Oshimini area). I didn't want her to see me with anything so I drank the enhancer i bought, as if that one no do me, (God punish that aboki) i still bought two shots from aboki. 7pm bea no show, i called phone was switched off. Wetin? 8 she no come, 9 she called saying she was in a hold up. (For person wey don near my house?) I grunted and accepted she was coming so i took another tab of the enhancer... Meanwhile the effect of the one i took was beginning to kick. 10:26 bea called saying she can't make it. How i wan do?
Dear Nairalanders, as i am typing i have been having an erection for three bad days, can't go to class I've just been indoors. I don drink different drugs to reduce am no way, i don watch porn taya my hand to pain me for wanking for where now dem say make i go hospital. If this one stop i no go ever....
...ok..spek to jacksparr0w127....he loves diks n diks related threads. He not really gay thou undecided
HealthRe: Gonorrhoea Is Becoming Untreatable, WHO Warns by MrCork: 11:55pm On Jul 13, 2017
Oyindidi:
grin no be this gonococuss wey goko cleanser dey cure?
angry
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Men Causing Us To Bleach? by MrCork: 11:44pm On Jul 13, 2017
Safiaa:
Yes it matters because of her first paragraph. The picture is clearly not hers, yet she's drawing attention to it claiming that guys insulted her based on the colour of her skin. But thats not even her picture. Why lie? We already know colourism is a huge issue in africa, but i don't support hiding under another persons identity to prove a point. It doesn't make sense, and I'm sure the owner of the pic will not be happy with someone using their picture, on top of being very manerless and ignorant. She should've just generalised her article instead of making it personal. Nobody would have the reason to question her. Its that simple
.. ru lightskin? angry
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Men Causing Us To Bleach? by MrCork: 11:43pm On Jul 13, 2017
Safiaa:
Yes it matters because of her first paragraph. The picture is clearly not hers, yet she's drawing attention to it claiming that guys insulted her based on the colour of her skin. But thats not even her picture. Why lie? We already know colourism is a huge issue in africa, but i don't support hiding under another persons identity to prove a point. It doesn't make sense, and I'm sure the owner of the pic will not be happy with someone using their picture, on top of being very manerless and ignorant. She should've just generalised her article instead of making it personal. Nobody would have the reason to question her. Its that simple
angry
RomanceRe: See The Way Nigerian Girls Are Exposing Their Breast In Public by MrCork: 11:33pm On Jul 13, 2017
Femifemco:
2day i bring to you eleventh ways how Nigerian girls are exposing their breast in public and with names of the style

Which one is ur favorite

the first pix is >>>> One button top
the second one is >>>Boob out dress
the third one is >>> Cleavage
the forth one is >>> Stylish display
the firth one is >>> Peek a boob and thigh
the six one is >>> Old school show
the seventh one is >>> Mighty cleavage


click link below for the rest >>>

http://basevibes.com/2017/07/13/see-the-way-nigerian-girls-are-exposing-their-bre-ts-in-public/
..who's complainin?... U don't like women?! undecided
RomanceRe: See The Way Nigerian Girls Are Exposing Their Breast In Public by MrCork: 11:30pm On Jul 13, 2017
Femifemco:
2day i bring to you eleventh ways how Nigerian girls are exposing their breast in public and with names of the style

Which one is ur favorite

the first pix is >>>> One button top
the second one is >>>Boob out dress
the third one is >>> Cleavage
the forth one is >>> Stylish display
the firth one is >>> Peek a boob and thigh
the six one is >>> Old school show
the seventh one is >>> Mighty cleavage


click link below for the rest >>>

http://basevibes.com/2017/07/13/see-the-way-nigerian-girls-are-exposing-their-bre-ts-in-public/
...u don't like booooobsi?..bro r u gay?
(Jusss askin)..no oofeense!
undecided
RomanceRe: See The Way Nigerian Girls Are Exposing Their Breast In Public by MrCork: 11:28pm On Jul 13, 2017
Femifemco:
2day i bring to you eleventh ways how Nigerian girls are exposing their breast in public and with names of the style

Which one is ur favorite

the first pix is >>>> One button top
the second one is >>>Boob out dress
the third one is >>> Cleavage
the forth one is >>> Stylish display
the firth one is >>> Peek a boob and thigh
the six one is >>> Old school show
the seventh one is >>> Mighty cleavage


click link below for the rest >>>

http://basevibes.com/2017/07/13/see-the-way-nigerian-girls-are-exposing-their-bre-ts-in-public/
angry
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Men Causing Us To Bleach? by MrCork: 9:01pm On Jul 13, 2017
Fresca:
I'm a proud dark skin beautiful woman and nothing will change that... something I noticed here on Nairaland is that men attack me and the first thing they always mention is my skin colour, how black I am, how dirty my skin looks, one guy even said that I should go and rub small bleaching cream..

So this got me wondering, we ladies might love our colour but constant bashing from our DARK men or brothers who have mothers and sisters that are dark like me are the reasons why girls especially those with low self esteem bleach..

This is something men need to stop. This is Africa, Nigeria is an African country with black people, we should be proud of our skin and love ourselves. Most White people already hate our skin so why add to the hatred?

If you're an African man, be it light/dark and you say a dark girl should go bleach, then maybe you should check yourself. You might have self hate issues and you need to evaluate yourself.....

#darkskinisnotacrime
*DROPS PEN

Cc:
lalasticlala
mynd 44
Seun
angry
RomanceRe: Love it or hate it... by MrCork(op): 8:22pm On Jul 13, 2017
Jacksparr0w1207:
why you always talking about sèx?
...Am I sopose to talk about diks?....u gay goat!!(no oofeense) angry
RomanceRe: Love it or hate it... by MrCork(op): 6:08pm On Jul 13, 2017
Oyindidi:
MrCork, I'm angry with you. Stop telling me those trash
..trash how? Wot did I do? undecided
RomanceRe: Love it or hate it... by MrCork(op): 6:07pm On Jul 13, 2017
Safiaa:
Talking from experience..they aint shiit.
... sweeery am a London guy...u no I can easily have u if I want innnnit...we Londonner s have swag!! angry
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Tried To Poison Me by MrCork: 5:10pm On Jul 13, 2017
SingleDad:
My girlfriend has gone mad again, she tried to poison my food.

Due to work and other major things, I have being busy for sometime now, therefore i had little time for her. Although she's so understanding, which i appreciate that.

Suddenly she kept on persisting that we should meet, she would like to come and visit me. In order not to make her feel sad, I had to respect her demands and fixed a date.

Finally, she came to my house and started accusing me of cheating, which i am not. I tried to calm her down, but she totally went off key. I tried forcing her to leave my house but she insisted. Just within a seconds she was creating a scene in my house. I had to allow her in stay, because she started crying. I guess i couldn't watch to see her cry.


Hours later, She was in the kitchen cooking, but my instinct kept on disturbing me to slowly walk in and check what's she's doing, probably to cuddle her, and praise her for taking care of me. Lo and Behold, I caught her washing her private part with water, and then pour it inside the Egusi soup she was cooking.

When it was time to eat, I refused to eat her food. She's even shouting on me for refusing to eat the food she took hours and energy to prepare for me. The next morning i asked her to leave my house, because i was supposed to travel that day.(I lied)

I refused picking her calls and replying her text messages. Her friends told her that, I am still around, she desperately visited me and was begging me to know what she did wrong.


What i really don't understand , is why she would prepare food for me with such water.

Please i need advice ? cry
....WTF??..she Nigerian?.....so sheison u cozzzz yorrr dik is small?....bro trusss me...she's a which!! angry
RomanceRe: Love it or hate it... by MrCork(op): 5:07pm On Jul 13, 2017
truthsayer009:
MrCork?
..wot?..are I a chick? angry
RomanceRe: Love it or hate it... by MrCork(op): 4:52pm On Jul 13, 2017
Inanna:
[color=Blue]Always the same topics. You're becoming really boring. You need to change your strategy to remain Nairaland's most entertaining troll.[/color]
^^^kaiiii..see lightskin leg...i bet she wants me!! wink
RomanceLove it or hate it... by MrCork(op): 4:42pm On Jul 13, 2017
.... London guys are every lady's choice.....God bless our queen! smiley
RomanceRe: Omg!! Cute Gay Couples At Their Wedding!(photo) by MrCork: 11:49am On Jul 13, 2017
Theobqnkz:
What do u think abt this? Slayed or shade?
...ask Jacksparr0w127...he a known gay nairalander happily Gaypraronick...he gets angry when u cuss his people!! (True story)
angry
RomanceRe: London Guys Are The Most Romantic!! (official) by MrCork(op): 11:37am On Jul 13, 2017
...chicks love us coz of cockny accent innnnit...we spek cockny accent & queens English...sadly..u homebase people spek pigeon English!!!(no oofeense)
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PetsRe: Any Cat Lovers Here On Nairaland?? by MrCork: 7:43am On Jul 13, 2017
Alekefine:
You no well
.. why not? U don't like sweet ting?...ok how much I want? cheesy
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello Visits Kogi State University (Photos) by MrCork: 11:29pm On Jul 12, 2017
rosieluv:
angry congrats
. .nice try babes...I will not eat yorrr nyansh for free...u will have to earn it!! wink
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello Visits Kogi State University (Photos) by MrCork: 11:00pm On Jul 12, 2017
rosieluv:
is yansh food cheesy?
..yep..I eat nyansh! cheesy
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello Visits Kogi State University (Photos) by MrCork: 10:47pm On Jul 12, 2017
rosieluv:
Chai!! it's not fight na
..darlin plis do u have nyansh? smiley
RomanceRe: London Guys Are The Most Romantic!! (official) by MrCork(op): 5:39pm On Jul 12, 2017
Fadiga24:
Yes I believe you on that, because one stupid ass female here has ignored my mentions twice but she has been following you on every thread like a biitch on heat.

Worse is you don't even give her any attention.

Bittch is prolly thinking of being a baby mama in London. wink
..really?...bro which chick is that? What's her name. I will talk to her and hook u up. Who she? smiley

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