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SweetPuffPuff:
“I know the crack on your lips Comes with the weather. Baby let me anoint your lips, I can be your lip gloss”


[color=dodgerblue]its really bad[/color]

onila:

Fabulocity:
Goodmorning

ZarZar:
Only if you have a pretty lightskin cock

Lol, I said I don't like it because quite frankly, I find it gross. All that "weeping" a penis does is unappealing. I ain't putting that in my mouth, unless I'm stupidly in love.

ZarZar:
Lol, what are you doing it with, a piranha? Most guys like to receive, from what I've heard

I don't care either way because I'm not fond of giving it myself. In fact, I plain out refuse in most cases. I must be really crazy over you for me to be able to do that

engrrichie92:
they say girls/ladies/women really loved to be licked

sincerely yours, it disgusts me really and i feel it's unhealthy

am i being abnormal?

Guys, anyone share thesame opinion

Ladies,what do you think of a guy like me?

PS: Mouth Action aint my thing either, except if you really want to do it, i never ask for it
and it has never made me cum

A190:
Stop trolling me

A190:
I'm not him. Gosh

SirMichael1:
A V-taper shape is a visible wider shoulder to waist ratio. Not like those cartoonish beasts like Mr. Incredible and the rest, like those perfect types.
https://fitnessmodelzone.com/web/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/jeffseid-selfie.jpg

1. Most cloths don’t fit perfectly.
https://printaura.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Voila_Capture-2016-02-16_11-53-05_AM.png
Due to the dis-proportionality in shoulder to waist ratio, when you go to a semester/seamstress to make yourself a cloth, after he/she makes them, you don’t always like them because you’ll always look like a baby lizard trying his new Christmas on (OMG! Where did you even get that?! Do lizards even wear clothes?) Native attires are a no! T-shirts are a no! (well except you mend them)! Suits too, a no! When tell the tailor to sew a slim fitting shirt, it’s either passes your shoulder and look bogus on your waist or it doesn’t even pass at all (that’s if he measures your waist or even your stomach). But when you finally get a good outfit, it looks greats on you. Polos are great by the way.

2. You turn heads.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hpGYT-GZcrE/maxresdefault.jpg
Since your chest is already out due to the fact that you work-out, everyone thinks you have an overwhelming confidence so while you walk in the street or in the midst of crowds, head turns, eyes looks, mouths twitches, fingers points all at you like OMG! Who’s that guy, I wanna have him for dinner. (Not exactly though). You get smiles, unwanted attentions especially from ladies and when you’re blessed with a cute… what can I say, “You’ve killed them”

3. Ladies find it difficult it difficult to believe we don’t have many girlfriends.

I was walking with a girl I had just met, we got talking and along the line she just dropped one line (Wait! Hope you guys are feeling my rhymes right? Lol), she said and I quote “…I know you must have like what, 7-10 girlfriends cause with a body like that…” (She had earlier checked through my photos), I just smiled and said to myself, “oh, if only you knew”.

4. People flock and want to ask you a question or take a photo while at the gym.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/kt0s_VIg2xc/maxresdefault.jpg
You’re at the gym wanting to get some ‘me’ time with you and your body, that’s when you hear someone greets you and start asking annoying questions about how to go on their routines and what not, before you know it you’re surrounded by folks (ladies and guys) asking mundane questions or asking to get a photo (talk about a momentary celebrity) and when you’re done answering them, you check the time and you’re like “Aaaargh! My time is gone”. This is the sole reason I stopped taking my shirt off at the gym.

5. You make certain guys insecure.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6QK6_1UYAUodPo.jpg
The moment you take off your shirt, you see guys covering their girl’s face with their palm all in a bid to avert/avoid the lady’s eyes from trailing your body. Most times I really wonder why they can’t trust their girlfriends even with them by their sides.

6. Some guys find a way to irk you just to test how strong you are.

While I was still in secondary school, there’s this particular guy, he always asks me for a fight, does things to provoke me, says he just wanna test and know how strong I am (You can imagine the rate of thought of some persons). He never go a chance though and some guys try as much as anything to get into a duel with you so they leave most times when they notice you’re starting to get pissed.

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To top it up, y’all should chill men, we ain’t some god roaming amongst y’all. It’s pretty much what everyone can become if only they’ll remain focused and determined.

Please do not quote everything o

Bunchersstab:
Wen i tot i've seen it all our path crossed & i feel hopelessly & helplessly 4 u;
My khiaa,my passion,my honey,my angel,my damsel,my sweedy,my besty & heart desire...
You worth more than diamonds to me khiaa.
Khiaa my wifey & my wahala, u will be my val 2day, 2moro & alwaz.
Kingtom & chucky234, much luv to una.
Truckpusher,a little light can over come much darkness, knw also dat every oda person has d right to exist, to make thier own choice & freedom to express themselves.
*U jst dey wahala khiaa & i*
Mancade5,jbluv55 i wish una happy val
"

Juhann:
I'm also ready

Where is makydebbie?

lifeispeace:
Good afternoon my big nairaland family...
I'm in peril right now...
My ex boss has taken all the joy and happiness in my life...

I recently got a job in a small law firm as a secretary with a small amount of salary for startup..
Just 2weeks ago, I noticed that my boss started growing cold towards me...
I searched myself several times to know if I had offended him in any way.... I was always punctual in my place of work, courteous to visitors, and always polite....
He went away on a trip, and sent a letter for me through mail that my services won't be needed any more that I shouldn't bother to come back...

I was shocked perplexed and everything bad thing you can think of...

I am so sad... He hasn't paid me my 2months salary and he has said he won't be able to pay because of recent downturn in revenue in the office.. The first month he said this I continued working because I felt he will eventually pay... Now he has retrenched me, I'm hopeless....
I have borrowed things on credit hoping to pay when he pays me... Now I'm severely stranded...
I am so vexed right now....
I know I can't afford a lawyer to sue him but Karma is surely my strengthhold...
I'm really tempted to expose the firm.. But you will never know when it could come back to haunt you...

In this life I will surely make it against all odds... Nevertheless all enemies of progress like my former boss and plenty more that are coming

A190:
I'm now a bona-fide member. . Welcome me guys

A190:
I'm now a bona-fide member. . Welcome me guys

Bunchersstab:
MrCork this first thread was made on 14th February

Airforce1:
I love her, that's a warning.

She loves me and that's the beauty of it all.

How I ended up with a cool headed girl like her makes me smile up to the sky
(yeye boy like me)


We so drunk in love
May God bless us forever.

Young Couple.
Young Goals.

professorfal:
I think its a replication of reality in their country same as ours of our movie industry.

Airforce1:
I love her, that's a warning.

She loves me and that's the beauty of it all.

How I ended up with a cool headed girl like her makes me smile up to the sky
(yeye boy like me)


We so drunk in love
May God bless us forever.

Young Couple.
Young Goals.

Airforce1:
I love her, that's a warning.

She loves me and that's the beauty of it all.

How I ended up with a cool headed girl like her makes me smile up to the sky
(yeye boy like me)


We so drunk in love
May God bless us forever.

Young Couple.
Young Goals.

falconey:
prostitutes are less contagious to infections compared to your girlfriends, they are very conscious of their organ with protection and other cleansing measures.

freepop:
So, I've been in a serious relationship with her for almost two years and now we're considering marriage at least in the next two years.

I've disclosed some of investments, interests and plans to her. But she's been pestering to know my account balance, always asking for how much I have or even an estimate.

I'm really getting pistes with her endless requests.

NB: She's an Igbo lady less than 25, I'm a Yoruba guy less than 30. She's the only child. Her mum feels Yoruba dudes are uncaring and poor, she's been on the verge of cutting off the whole relationship and I think this one only way she wants to finally size me up and decide on the next line of man to pick up.

What do you think and advice?

franugo:
"don't be quack"...I also prefer girls with moderate endowments.. no doubt I'd appreciate girls who are heavily endowed but I just can't date them


#moderateisaccurate

debspauly:
and you came here to disgrace your self ...nawa ooo why are 21st century children like this..

BOOKERPAGE:
A nairaland user exactly by 11:12am today made a confession post on nairaland that she had intimacy with her dad’s driver and is wondering if that could make the man think she is cheap.

The bomb shell was dropped hours ago but it has received a massive negative comments from... READ FULL GIST AND SEE PHOTOS HERE http://pintient.com/2uxL

MzLarem:
They are lasu

They are proud

Sorry...We are Lasu,we are proud

MzLarem:
As we've praised God tonight, our mouth shall forever be full of his praises and we will know joy all the days of our lives.

Olowogbogboro has done it again. Aiku Aisha Aidibaje oba mi to lo korin kese,you are worthy of our praise.

AHCB:
Hello Mr. Cork. How's your weekend going?

MissRaine69:
>:

Cinderella5:
I sense you are more than 30, shame cos you still frolic the session.

Cinderella5:
Who are those above 30, you can start by mentioning their monikers.

AHCB:
*Dedicated to MissRaine69