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Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls, MOST Of You Are USELESS! by MrCork: 9:09am On May 27, 2017
motherfucker:
Sometime last month, a girl I knew through my brother came to a place where I usually buy tiles and along came her friend. Well, they were in haste and I had to discuss with the dude whom sells the tiles concerning a business contract we were chasing and so I didn't bother to speak to them.

After they had left, next day I guess, I called the one I knew to asked about the girl she came with. To my surprise, the next question was "Do you like her?" I wanted to avoid the question and so she repeated it again, "Do you like her, if you do, I will speak to her for you" I said yes, just to see what will come out of it.

I was expecting days feedback or even weeks but she called same day that the girl said NO. I said okay no problem. She hung up and called me back within 20 seconds and said the girl wants to speak with me. I said okay, give her the phone. We spoke and I asked her questions briefly and ended the call.

The one I knew well later called me and told me to be careful about the girl because they sleep in same house and she can't really understand her ways with guys. She cautioned me to not put my hope on it. That very day, I taught she was speaking out to jealousy or envy.... but read on.
....ok..so Nigeria n girls r useless becuzz a girl come to buy tie in yorrr shop... correct?.... bro,see a doctor!! (No oofensece) undecided
Romance › Re: Help Us Oo.. by MrCork: 8:26am On May 27, 2017
blessedez:
What are the signs an extrovert will show or ways she will act to show that she is truely inlove with you ?
..she giv u punnnnny.. nah....which kind question be this again?(no oofensece) undecided
Romance › Re: Pls Help Mi Out by MrCork: 8:22am On May 27, 2017
fargoyoyo:
I scored 182 in my jamb I wanna apply for comp science in Delsu or oghara is there any chance getting admitted wit DAT score
...my nigggga..
Wot risssssss jam?....do u realise romance section is strictly for chasing women?[(no oofensece)
angry
Romance › Re: Pls Help Mi Out by MrCork: 8:20am On May 27, 2017
fargoyoyo:
I scored 182 in my jamb I wanna apply for comp science in Delsu or oghara is there any chance getting admitted wit DAT score
angry
Romance › Re: Lol Can Someone Wish Me A Happy Bday Here. by MrCork: 8:18am On May 27, 2017
Xway:
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Yaa guys tday is my birthday.
Need two or three persons to wish me a birthday.

#Oya#
angry
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Chick With K Leg?? by MrCork(op): 11:54pm On May 26, 2017
OdikwaRisky:
Nothing wrong in that. Or do you want to shame a lady because of her deformity? Anyway do whatever that floats your boat.
..and by the way..k leg don't mean the babe is deform....k leg simply means the babe dint eat enough vitamin k angry
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Chick With K Leg?? by MrCork(op): 11:50pm On May 26, 2017
OdikwaRisky:
Nothing wrong in that. Or do you want to shame a lady because of her deformity? Anyway do whatever that floats your boat.
.. madam..ok..so u the spokes woman for women wit k leg...abi?...and wot on earth as boat gottts to do with K leg?..... plisss are u ok?(no oofensece) undecided
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Chick With K Leg?? by MrCork(op): 9:01pm On May 26, 2017
Oyindidi:
No I dark
.. ..move the candle cloooooser an loooookat your sef again....light!!!! angry
Celebrities › Re: D'banj & His Wife, Didi Kilgrow Welcome Their First Child In US (Photo) by MrCork: 8:57pm On May 26, 2017
Jajayi:
Nigerian singer-songwriter, Daniel Oyebanjo better known by his stage name as D'Banj has welcomed his first child with his wife, Didi Kilgrow in the United states.

He shared a photo of the child's hand and wrote: "#KingDonCome. The Christening of @danieldthird". The child would be named after him as "Daniel Oyebanjo III"

http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/05/d-banj-and-his-wife-welcome-their-first.html
....issssit lightskin or dakkkkskin? (No oofensece) angry
Celebrities › Re: D'banj & His Wife, Didi Kilgrow Welcome Their First Child In US (Photo) by MrCork: 8:56pm On May 26, 2017
Jajayi:
Nigerian singer-songwriter, Daniel Oyebanjo better known by his stage name as D'Banj has welcomed his first child with his wife, Didi Kilgrow in the United states.

He shared a photo of the child's hand and wrote: "#KingDonCome. The Christening of @danieldthird". The child would be named after him as "Daniel Oyebanjo III"

http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/05/d-banj-and-his-wife-welcome-their-first.html
angry
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Chick With K Leg?? by MrCork(op): 8:55pm On May 26, 2017
Oyindidi:
MrCooooork, I'm dark
..no....you fine!! angry
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Chick With K Leg?? by MrCork(op): 8:10pm On May 26, 2017
Dimples182:
You making it up grin

Is it polio? I can't believe corky taught me something shocked
..would I lie 2u? undecided
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Chick With K Leg?? by MrCork(op): 8:09pm On May 26, 2017
Oyindidi:
I no get k leg
...ooooo yes u have k leg....loooookat yorrr sexxxxy eyes...it's yellooow!!(no oofensece) angry
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Chick With K Leg?? by MrCork(op): 5:50pm On May 26, 2017
Dimples182:
How can a leg be a letter K?

You homebase people menh tongue
...if u don't eat vitamin k..u definitelly ending up wit k leg!!(trussssss me)) undecided
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Chick With K Leg?? by MrCork(op):
Lalas247:
What's k leg huh
..k leg is when yorrr leg is K.... sweeery look at Hisduchess leg!! angry
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Chick With K Leg?? by MrCork(op): 4:56pm On May 26, 2017
.... anyways bakkkto the serrrrioss topic..
.ladies is it ok to date u if u have k leg?... Mature response plisss. Thanks!!
smiley
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Chick With K Leg?? by MrCork(op): 4:54pm On May 26, 2017
Oyindidi:
Mtcheeeew
^^^ this type definitelly have k leg..>
.they usually agreeeesive..I lie? !
undecided
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Chick With K Leg?? by MrCork(op): 4:52pm On May 26, 2017
Dimples182:
What is K leg? (((SHAME))))

Please explain before I can advise undecided
..K Leg is when yorrr leg is K...

Duh!!!!
undecided
Romance › Can You Date A Chick With K Leg?? by MrCork(op):
...

..pleasee advise!!
angry
Family › Re: Why Do Some Married Women Cheat? by MrCork: 11:35am On May 26, 2017
Amberon:
So this your stupidity is still trending.
^^^^angry black woman...an then she complains she can't find man on nairaland!!(shame)...no oofensece!! undecided
Romance › Re: If U Are In Lagos See This by MrCork: 8:03am On May 26, 2017
Nina4u:
hahahahahaha you are funny... I'm going there to make money out of gullible people like you..
...ok u win....I might as well pay.

..u do annnnnal an how much??
smiley
Romance › Re: If U Are In Lagos See This by MrCork: 7:58am On May 26, 2017
Nina4u:
hahahahahaha you are funny... I'm going there to make money out of gullible people like you..
angry
Romance › Re: If U Are In Lagos See This by MrCork: 11:31pm On May 25, 2017
Nina4u:
google translate doesn't translate Yoruba correctly ..i learned mostly through friends and I never been in las gidi or naija period.. Planning to go though this year
..arrrh..ok so u going to Lagos to do d man..corrrrrection?..you a dis grace to black woman an u never be a wifey material!!(no oofensece/ [ angry
Family › Re: Why Do Some Married Women Cheat? by MrCork: 11:28pm On May 25, 2017
Evestar200:
[/b]Getting married to the wrong person all because of money or out of self pity and family wahala[b]
^^°°°this are the kinda women we avoid hear in London...she a disggggrace...Shame on u again!(no oofensece) angry
Family › Re: Why Do Some Married Women Cheat? by MrCork: 11:27pm On May 25, 2017
Evestar200:
[/b]Getting married to the wrong person all because of money or out of self pity and family wahala[b]
..ok..so u marrry men jussss to pity there Moiney...corrrrrection...you are a gold doggggy ER..shame on you sir!!(no oofensece) angry
Family › Re: "Mothers' Day: A Poem To My Departed Mum" by MrCork: 10:28pm On May 24, 2017
iweecureyou:
diss are d eferct of ur mormmy gives u braesst to surk too moshundecided
...sweeeetatt..plis can I drink u with or without straw? cheesy
Romance › Re: Nigeria Girl Dancing And Twerk with her big butty ass (most watch video) by MrCork: 10:26pm On May 24, 2017
iweecureyou:
Oh God wern wee u disiribusin sernse to Mrcork hiss madners iss too mosh Godundecided
...so u sayin the twerka as nyansh... correct?...bro I don't meannnto sound rudes but do u read in the dark??(no oofensece) angry
Family › Re: "Mothers' Day: A Poem To My Departed Mum" by MrCork: 10:23pm On May 24, 2017
shinarlaura:
Lol..... close your eyes
...too late...my *kondo* is all ready standin up!! tongue
Family › Re: "Mothers' Day: A Poem To My Departed Mum" by MrCork: 10:11pm On May 24, 2017
shinarlaura:
Another mother's day is here.
And i'm trying to make it through,
Because this day reminds me of the things i miss about you.

Every time that I smile,
Every time that I sigh,
I think of your face,
And a tear escapes my eye.

You were my world,
My inspiration and my heart,
But when you left me,
I thought I would fall apart.

You were my best friend,
My one true 'amebo' partner,
Teacher and pain reliever,
And that's not all you were,
You were also my mom.

You're no more but your words have empowered me,
To become the person I am today.

I didn't want to live without you,
I did not want to get married without you,
And now I'll have to birth your grandchildren without you,
In remembrance of you,I'll name my first daughter after you.

I will give anything to have you back,
But I know now that it was meant to be,
For you are still watching from up there,
And I know in all these you're with me.

I'll make you proud mom,
I'll maximise my potential and be all I can be,
You're going to see me and smile,
That's a daughter's vow.

I LOVE YOU MUM
(Tu me manques maman)
^^^kaiiii..see booooobsi!! cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Any "Popular" Young Nairalander In Owerri? by MrCork: 10:10pm On May 24, 2017
IamAirforce1:
OK guys, I will be around Douglas Road this Saturday.. So if you're a nairalander, popular on here and young, holla let's chill this weekend guys and girls.

Last time I was in Owerri last year November, it was fun so I want us to do this again OK.
And yeah, you might be lucky to meet my baby, Christy. (Chisom)



Haters, why be mad?



Airforce!
..ok. .wee have London..we have baker Street...we have padddddintin..we have pekam...... but for some reason u in Owererewuwu?...WTG... bro... I givvvvvvup!!(no oofensece) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Any "Popular" Young Nairalander In Owerri? by MrCork: 10:06pm On May 24, 2017
IamAirforce1:
OK guys, I will be around Douglas Road this Saturday.. So if you're a nairalander, popular on here and young, holla let's chill this weekend guys and girls.

Last time I was in Owerri last year November, it was fun so I want us to do this again OK.
And yeah, you might be lucky to meet my baby, Christy. (Chisom)



Haters, why be mad?



Airforce!
angry
Romance › Re: Nigeria Girl Dancing And Twerk with her big butty ass (most watch video) by MrCork: 10:05pm On May 24, 2017
24hourNigeriane:
I think she can really dance and twerk very well than your girlfriend


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUhrpQ3sFB0
...bro...not sure if yorrrr glasses is Uganda make but weres her nyansh?......all we see is pannnnncake!![(no oofensece) angry

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