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Literature › Re: The Auction by MrCork: 2:38am On Dec 23, 2016

Lleigh:
Copyright @ Lani Leigh 2016
This novel is entirely a work of fiction. The names, characters and incidents portrayed in it are the work of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or localities is entirely coincidental.

All rights reserved. No part of this publication maybe reproduced, stored in a retrieval system or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise, without the prior permission of Lani Leigh.

Dedicated to my fellow #nlwriters divepen1, Leriebloom, horlorladey, fikfaknuel, McBeal10, Horlorlardaey, cinderellashoes, bibijay123

This will be updated once or twice a week.

Prologue

He looked at the alert that had just come through on his phone.

45,000,000 naira.

Cool, he thought. Not that he didn't trust the customer he had sold the stock to, it was just always good to know they had paid.

He had a few other customers interested in the last piece of stock he had and it was as good as sold.

This time next week he should have at least a cool 80,000,000 naira in his bank account.

He had now depleted his stock, he needed to find suitable merchandise that he could buy cheap, do up and make a massive profit on.

He had some ideas on how he could make the next lot very attractive to his buyers.

Very, he thought .

His fingers were itching to start tinkering with stuff, there was a lot of satisfaction turning something cheap and ordinary into to something extraordinarily profitable.

Next time he would sell the stock at an auction.

we don't under stand...are you lightskin? angry

Celebrities › Re: Denrele's Outfit To The Headies 2016 (Photos) by MrCork: 2:36am On Dec 23, 2016

ladyF:
lol...this guy sha!!!

He would have just topped it up with a pair of ear-rings and lipstick to match.

It's LadyF again

you wish you was wearrrrrin his dress. Don't lie undecided

Romance › Re: If You See This Beautiful Lady & Lots Of Cash Lying On The Floor.. by MrCork: 2:33am On Dec 23, 2016

Ivanlxi:
So my fellow Nairalanders ,

You were walking home
around 10pm through a lonely street in your
neighbourhood and you walked into this.
First of all, you tried to recover from the shock
before looking around but there was not a single
soul in sight. What would you do?

1- run with the money

2- take her to the hospital and hide the money
somewhere

3- take her to the hospital and return the Money
to the police

4- ignore both the girl and the money and run
away

What will you do?
Be sincere please.

...why are you loooookin at her pant..
you pavatt

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Romance › Re: A Surprise Trip To Italy & A Marriage Proposal (Photos) by MrCork: 2:30am On Dec 23, 2016

badassProdigy:
Yvonne shared the lovely story on her IG page of how her Boo, Joey , proposed to her in the most romantic way ever. #JOEYVY2018

See below...

Cc: lalasticlala

http://www.certifiednaija.com/2016/12/aww-this-lovely-marriage-proposal-will.html?m=1

...wot is lovely about purrrring flower on the floor like village masquerade . ..is she lightskin? angry

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Romance › Re: A Surprise Trip To Italy & A Marriage Proposal (Photos) by MrCork: 2:28am On Dec 23, 2016

badassProdigy:
Yvonne shared the lovely story on her IG page of how her Boo, Joey , proposed to her in the most romantic way ever. #JOEYVY2018

See below...

http://www.certifiednaija.com/2016/12/aww-this-lovely-marriage-proposal-will.html?m=1

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by MrCork: 2:25am On Dec 23, 2016

ellacute45:
Like for real, Mr Cork has the biggest prickk on nairaland but he is a gentleman I can do him

...awwww...thanks babes I no...that's so romantic.....but let my big kondo rest..I beg! wink

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Music/Radio › Re: Headies Awards 2016: Live Updates by MrCork: 1:57am On Dec 23, 2016

ellacute45:
Pass me the meat, abeg

...ok you win..if you no longer a Nazi racist..how much for cash you want for mating wit me..proof us wrong?

Romance › Re: Photo Of A Bride And Her Pretty Squad by MrCork: 12:37am On Dec 23, 2016

badassProdigy:
I am loving this...

http://www.certifiednaija.com/2016/12/another-unique-pre-wedding-photo-of.html?m=1

we wannnto no why they lookkklike refugeeeee an why they ain't lightskin?(no oofense) angry

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Romance › Re: Photo Of A Bride And Her Pretty Squad by MrCork: 12:36am On Dec 23, 2016

badassProdigy:
I am loving this...

http://www.certifiednaija.com/2016/12/another-unique-pre-wedding-photo-of.html?m=1

Romance › Re: Why Are Black Chicks ALWAYS Rude? .. WHY? by MrCork(op): 12:35am On Dec 23, 2016*

vizkiz:
lol... Cork, you need Christmas pussy don't you?

true..true....were Ellacute45 or Hisduchess or Onstelly or ILuvGummyBearz's when you need them?....where they At? undecided

Celebrities › Re: Chioma Stephanie Obiadi At The Headies 2016 (Photos) by MrCork: 12:27am On Dec 23, 2016

metronaija:
The newly crowned Miss Nigeria made her first red carpet appearance at The Headies2016

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/12/photo-newly-crowned-miss-nigeria-at.html

SHE AiNT LIGHTSKIN! angry

Celebrities › Re: Chioma Stephanie Obiadi At The Headies 2016 (Photos) by MrCork: 12:27am On Dec 23, 2016

metronaija:
The newly crowned Miss Nigeria made her first red carpet appearance at The Headies2016

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/12/photo-newly-crowned-miss-nigeria-at.html

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Did You All Miss Me? by MrCork: 11:26pm On Dec 22, 2016

onila:
peckham trash, ugh!

...they release you from India prison an then you commmmin to harrrrras us on nairaland....you tink you a gangster? undecided

Romance › Re: Why Are Black Chicks ALWAYS Rude? .. WHY? by MrCork(op): 11:24pm On Dec 22, 2016

Berlynn:
hmmmm

^^^kaiiiii...will you change yorrr picture an stop makin our *kondo* stannddddddup jorr!! cheesy

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Romance › Re: Why Are Black Chicks ALWAYS Rude? .. WHY? by MrCork(op): 11:21pm On Dec 22, 2016

Belthazor:
Rule 21

Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.

Why do you keep on violating the aforementioned rule, son?

^^^^I think she ran bakkkto south Africa. ..Thank me later!! wink

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Did You All Miss Me? by MrCork: 11:19pm On Dec 22, 2016

onila:
i live in America, efulefu!

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...oh really...you live in enough Nigeria..they arrests you in India an now you live in a America? ?......looooooookhear bro...you lie again you get automatic 3month ban on nairaland((REAL TALK)) angry

Romance › Re: Why Are Black Chicks ALWAYS Rude? .. WHY? by MrCork(op): 10:57pm On Dec 22, 2016

Rone16:
That was rude?...lol...what if I now said what was on my mind

who's the fine babe In your picture sef? undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Did You All Miss Me? by MrCork: 10:54pm On Dec 22, 2016

onila:

...AND PLISSS STOP USIN OTHER PEOPLE FOTO ON YOUR PROFILE. ....STOPPPPPIT angry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Did You All Miss Me? by MrCork: 10:53pm On Dec 22, 2016

onila:

..how was jail in India? angry

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Romance › Re: Why Are Black Chicks ALWAYS Rude? .. WHY? by MrCork(op): 10:48pm On Dec 22, 2016

....i hope you nairalanders can now see for your selfs why all black men cannnnnnnot stand black women....wots wrong with a gentleman drivin range tell in a chick to come here?...we give up!! angry

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Romance › Re: Why Are Black Chicks ALWAYS Rude? .. WHY? by MrCork(op): 10:44pm On Dec 22, 2016

TashaGirl:
fúçk you Nd your imaginary car cork Head

..so if I pullover with range and whistle at you telling you to come here...you will tell me to fokkkkoff??.... you are not a lady and you have anger management issue!! ((REAL TALK)) angry

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Romance › Re: Why Are Black Chicks ALWAYS Rude? .. WHY? by MrCork(op): 10:41pm On Dec 22, 2016

Hisduchess:
this flat head troll still dey exist ni? if am d girl I ll tell u worst things

...let me ask you a simple scientiffic questions. ..if all your boyfriends (future, past an present) combine their salary an pocket moiney...can they aford a range rover spot??.....not to talk of the petrol??....answer honessssly undecided

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Romance › Re: Why Are Black Chicks ALWAYS Rude? .. WHY? by MrCork(op): 10:36pm On Dec 22, 2016

Rone16:
Go and meet bobrisky because I plan to remain BLACK all through my life

...you fine? undecided

Romance › Re: Why Are Black Chicks ALWAYS Rude? .. WHY? by MrCork(op): 10:33pm On Dec 22, 2016

Hisduchess:
this flat head troll still dey exist ni? if am d girl I ll tell u worst things

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Romance › Re: Why Are Black Chicks ALWAYS Rude? .. WHY? by MrCork(op): 7:46pm On Dec 22, 2016

TashaGirl:

This guy no well at all

...Sweeney don't worry you will not be banned...jussssss learn to apreciate big boys wit nice car and trusses me you will enjoy us! (Real talk)

Romance › Re: Why Are Black Chicks ALWAYS Rude? .. WHY? by MrCork(op): 7:43pm On Dec 22, 2016

Rone16:
Yeah I am a black chick ...keep flexing your spot...I only see sport but oh well it's good to be the only one using spot.

...well guess wot..the goooooodnews 4 u is that u stand a great shance wit the londoner (me) once you change your complexion to lightskin....THANK ME LATER!! wink

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Romance › Re: Why Are Black Chicks ALWAYS Rude? .. WHY? by MrCork(op): 6:43pm On Dec 22, 2016

worstbehavior69:
Maybe you looked broke. Or you were too thirsty. or you were ugly. Or you may have been disrespectful in your way of approaching her. It was one of them.

really?...I drive £28000 (cash) range rover spot and I loooook broke?....son don't worrrrry..when you reach 18years old..having pocket money will make sense to you (no oofense) undecided

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Romance › Re: Why Are Black Chicks ALWAYS Rude? .. WHY? by MrCork(op): 6:41pm On Dec 22, 2016

TashaGirl:
So, it's true . I heard your head is big. Now, leave me alone. I want to go to Walmart for xmas shopping

..oh...ok so they now have Wal-Mart in Lagos...corrrrrect??..mussssss you all ways trynnnna impress me cozzzzz am from London?..loooookhear sweeeeery...they nest time you lie on nairaland..remember. .10year ban is waiting round the corner!! angry

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Romance › Re: Why Are Black Chicks ALWAYS Rude? .. WHY? by MrCork(op): 6:19pm On Dec 22, 2016

TashaGirl:
you need brain drop cork for your big head

..but why are you Nigerian females all ways cussssssin...issssit I legal to act like ladies?.... white women would never act like that hear in London...musssss you people' all ways cuss? (shame? embarassed

Romance › Re: Why Are Black Chicks ALWAYS Rude? .. WHY? by MrCork(op): 6:16pm On Dec 22, 2016

TashaGirl:
you are in love with that girl right

...and jusssss in case you ask...yes it's true...am from pekam london wink

Romance › Re: Why Are Black Chicks ALWAYS Rude? .. WHY? by MrCork(op): 6:13pm On Dec 22, 2016

TashaGirl:
you are in love with that girl right

...anyways bakkkkkto the serrrriois topic...I drive a range.. £28000 (cash)...I pullllup next to you while you are walking 10 mike to work inside hot weather an heavy rain.....would you say *nonsense *??.....plises don't lie wink

Romance › Re: Why Are Black Chicks ALWAYS Rude? .. WHY? by MrCork(op): 6:11pm On Dec 22, 2016*

Belthazor:
The line about me having a Nigerian lackey scratched like a talon against your heart. It hit you like a gut punch, isn't it?

I don't give a rat's rear about the number of people living with AIDS in South Africa or any other African country. After all, the Government created AIDS to kill the useless black race.

Fückïng døøs.

..son but why you tryyyyyna derail the thread...din't your president sleep wit a woman with aids then claim he don't hav aids becuzzzzzz he wash it off? ((Google it and thank me later))...no offense!! angry

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