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RomanceRe: Help Me,my Girlfriend Said I Shoudnt Call Her Again by MrCork: 9:35pm On Nov 25, 2016
Babham:
it started yesterday,we were talking on phone suddenly she asked if I have anything for her and I said no...she flared up...though I begged her and she accepted. ...thesame occured today and she said I shouldnt bother to call her anymore that I should let her be....


pls peeps..I love this girl...what did you think I should do


kindly need your help
...my niggggga ...Tha funk is wrong wit you?...how can you beg a womanhuh...DO YOU REALIAZE THAT FEMALES ARE MORE ATRACTED TO GUYS WHO TREAT THEM LIKE $HIT??....THE NUMBER ONE RILEVIS THAT YOU MUST NEVER EVER LET A FEMALE NO YOUR CRAZY ABOUT HER ...OR ELSE...SHE EILL FUKK YOUR LIFE UP!!! angry
Christianity EtcRe: Ex-Prostitute In Uganda Brings Condoms To Church After Her Deliverance by MrCork: 9:28pm On Nov 25, 2016
PrettyCrystal:
A mild drama ensued during a recent church programme organized by Ugandan Pastor, Robert Kayanja of Miracle Centre Ministries -when a 25-year-old commercial sex worker identified as Ninsiima Allen, brought her numerous boxes of condoms after she was delivered from prostitution.
According to report by the church, the lady who tested negative after an HIV test, has started preaching to her former colleagues to change their ways.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/11/see-boxes-of-condoms-ex-prostitute.html
kaiii..see boobsi!! cheesy
RomanceRe: How To Toast Lightskin Females... The Technique! by MrCork(op): 9:24pm On Nov 25, 2016
Genea:
tongue tongue
^^^^this one is stobboon undecided
RomanceRe: How To Toast Lightskin Females... The Technique! by MrCork(op): 9:03pm On Nov 25, 2016
Genea:
thanks for the help but it wasn't needed, I'm beautiful like dis
but who told you your beautiful?...are yiu lightskin? undecided
RomanceRe: How To Toast Lightskin Females... The Technique! by MrCork(op): 9:01pm On Nov 25, 2016
Genea:
thanks for the help but it wasn't needed, I'm beautiful like dis
angry
RomanceRe: How To Toast Lightskin Females... The Technique! by MrCork(op): 8:36pm On Nov 25, 2016
Genea:
black is beauty, white is overrated
do you hav televvision at home? undecided
RomanceRe: How To Toast Lightskin Females... The Technique! by MrCork(op): 8:35pm On Nov 25, 2016
Genea:
I love my skin, I ain't angry I'm just mesmerized by the degree of ya stewpeedity
...which skin?.. don't you wannabe beaurrrrriful....and then you complain you can't find man on nairaland. Sweeeeery am only try a help you people! ! (No oofense) undecided
FamilyRe: Lady In Bauchi Gives Birth To Quadruplets On Her First Delivery. PICS by MrCork: 8:23pm On Nov 25, 2016
PrettyCrystal:
It's been a happy moment for this young lady who recently welcomed a set of quadruplets on her first delivery in Bauchi state. The new mother has now become a star in Toro Local Government area of the state -due to the rarity of the child birth as visitors have been trooping in to see the lucky woman. Congratulations to her

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/11/young-lady-in-bauchi-state-gives-birth.html
is she lightskin? angry
CelebritiesRe: See the difference between Nigerian boys vs white guys in the same club by MrCork: 8:21pm On Nov 25, 2016
ellacute45:
Nice try


I've notice you

Now, swerve! ! undecided
..you racist nazi German immmigrant..why do you hate blacks so much?? Prove me wrong and lets mate like real adults undecided
RomanceRe: How To Toast Lightskin Females... The Technique! by MrCork(op): 8:18pm On Nov 25, 2016
MackBrooklyn:
cheesy grin





MrCork Baba Nla, how you take see this babe now?? cheesy cheesy
..is that how lightskin women look in your country?...you Ghana people mennn!! (No oofense) undecided
RomanceRe: I'm Done Been Nice by MrCork:
Airforce1:
Today a girl and her boo walked upto me for transport assistance .. As a nice guy which i am i helped.

her boo stretch out his hands for a handshake after i had assisted them .
i woulda turn it down if he not with his girl so i shake him.
immediately i got knocked off reality .. 30 seconds later i came back to reality .
my phones and 19k gone.

the girl and her boo were nowhere to be found.

this is not the first time this shit ha happened to me the year.


an eye opener to my goons this december.

seems everybody i helped want to steal from me



bad.
....my nigggga.....kindly carry your moaning to food section jorr....Romance section strictly for chasin females!![(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: How To Toast Lightskin Females... The Technique! by MrCork(op): 8:05pm On Nov 25, 2016
Stupedinluv:
Its okay if the silliest men are not checking on me. undecided
^^^^but why are Dakskin females trying to detail the thread. ....they done sell bleach there in Nigeria? ? (No oofense) undecided
RomanceRe: How To Toast Lightskin Females... The Technique! by MrCork(op): 7:44pm On Nov 25, 2016
Genea:
mmmmmmm ur stewpidity is not from this planet. You must be high on solar weed... angry
^^^^ typical angry black woman.... but issssit my fault you are Dakskin? CALM DOWN!! undecided
CelebritiesRe: See the difference between Nigerian boys vs white guys in the same club by MrCork: 7:23pm On Nov 25, 2016
crazymommy:
well majority of those Naija guys you see at clubs popping several champagnes mostly do it for showoffs because myopically they feel that is one of the ways they feel they can use to show they have arrived..that is why you see some of them washing their hands with the drinks and post it on social media and call it "balling"
...you looklike ellacute45 undecided
RomanceHow To Toast Lightskin Females... The Technique! by MrCork(op): 7:16pm On Nov 25, 2016
..All men agree that Lightskin female are the most beautiful women in the planet...like it or not, followed by white women & then half cast females. .i lie?...Good news is i shall be teachin you people how to toast them like gentlemen do ....

Anyways...

Step 1. Ask if she related to beyansi....truss me, this $hit works wink

Step 2. Tell her you will buy her mini sket in December so that her lightskin legs can light up like chriilssssmas tree....truss me...she will kiss you for this! wink


Step 3.. Tell her you all ways roll with Mr Cork when ever you come to pekam London. .. truss me..I drive a range (£28000 cash) smiley

Step 4. Tell her if she continue bleaching ..you will Give her £10,000 cash.....truss me....she will no you a big spender like us! wink

Step 5.. Tell her someone stole your Mtec BMW conva table sport & that's why you're riding in a bus for now ..... remember. ..the magic word is *FOR NOW* smiley

....THANK ME LATER!!!
wink
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Do You View A Guy That Does This? by MrCork: 6:16pm On Nov 25, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
Who understands op's question?
^^but don't you gay people use sanitary towel to block your nyansh hole? undecided
SportsRe: Wenger: Manchester City & Barcelona Have Tried To Destroy My Work by MrCork: 6:13pm On Nov 25, 2016
Amusaopeyemi:
Arsene Wenger has accused Manchester City and Barcelona of trying to destroy his work at Arsenal.

Last summer saw former club captain Cesc Fabregas leave north London to join Spanish giants Barcelona while French duo Samir Nasri and Gael Clichy were lured away by Premier League champions Manchester City.

And the 62-year-old manager admitted he has found it frustrating watching his young stars leave the Emirates at an age when he believes they could have driven the Gunners to that ever-elusive trophy.
"Sometimes people try and destroy your work," the 62-year-old told De Telegraaf.

"I lost Nasri, Clichy and Fabregas at an age when they could have made the difference for Arsenal."

Arsenal have already added Lukas Podolski to their ranks this summer, and Wenger has confirmed that a deal for Montpellier striker Olivier Giroud is close to completion.
^^^^Kaii
i see booobsi...Sweeney you need to Shange yor skin color thou
undecided
RomanceRe: Different between Nigerian Girls & Other African Girls by MrCork: 9:43am On Nov 25, 2016
Escabado:
Please I would like all my fellow guys here to add Nigeria girls or Nigerian women when making a post here in nairaland because I have been to more than 9 other African countries and I have came to realize that Nigerian girls are the worst girls in the world you can ever date or try to have a relationship with

They cheat alot

They are too money concious

They are the highest girls that does ashawo work even when they are married

They see dating as job opportunity to earn money

They see marriage as poverty alliviation scheme

One thing that Nigerian girls do is that they try to copy oyibo girls without knowing that oyibo girls are even more hard working than oyibo men.oyibo woman wants your sincere love and not your money.but here in Nigeria, money is the only thing our girls are after. So please let's add Nigerian girls in particular when making a post because they are worst kind of women in this world
well said my niggggga..we agree. Nigerian girls always Dakskin but other a are lightskin (south African women).. tha fukkkk is that all about?(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: A Lady Turned Gay In The Bed Room by MrCork: 9:37am On Nov 25, 2016
Cornerstone99:
#Palmgossip

I met her last night on the street of Lagos around 11:30pm, took her out for a flex.
She took for bottles of bear but when it was time for us to have sex that's when I knew she a gay not a babe!

I was mad last night, I almost killed him. Foolish Lagos guy!
..ok bro...so you sayin you nyansh a man but you not really Gay... correct? angry
RomanceRe: "Children Of Nowadays" See The Pic A Teenager Uploaded On Facebook by MrCork: 9:33am On Nov 25, 2016
PayBoyXclusives:
I really don't know what our children are turning into Nowadays
...my niggggga...whos complannin...was wrong wit Blow J? undecided
RomanceRe: Why I love Nairaland by MrCork: 11:52pm On Nov 23, 2016
[quote author=Cornerstone99 post=51292821]I enjoy all the romance post and comments people post daily

#Palmgist

What do you enjoy about Nairaland page?[/quote




..babes are you lightskin? angry
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Vacation In Maldives, Rocks Crop Top by MrCork: 11:50pm On Nov 23, 2016
Yeyegist:
The curvy media personality is on vacation in the island of Maldives where she took this hot photo and decided to share with her fans. She's ready to give Kim Kardashian a run for her money with her banging body.

http://www.trendyrammy.com.ng/2016/11/sexy-toolz-flaunts-curves-in-crop-top.html

https://www.instagram.com/p/BNJvNStg4s4/?hl=en
...who this pregnant elepant?... you people dont hav Gym in that Nigeria place?? (No oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Types Of K And When It Should Be Used by MrCork: 9:18pm On Nov 23, 2016
Enybliss:

The expensive shit
This one is an expensive k!!! You must be really stupid to be given this expensive k, in the trolling world its a medal of honor equivalent to an oscar.
..ok..so toy hav I leg...correct ? angry
RomanceRe: Types Of K And When It Should Be Used by MrCork: 9:11pm On Nov 23, 2016
Enybliss:

The expensive shit
This one is an expensive k!!! You must be really stupid to be given this expensive k, in the trolling world its a medal of honor equivalent to an oscar.
angry
RomanceRe: When Was The Last Time A Lady Gave You This Look.... by MrCork(op): 7:16pm On Nov 23, 2016
QueenSuccubus:
angry angry angry angry angry angry u call me black but what's the color of ur elbow? undecided
elbow? ... are you ok? undecided
RomanceRe: When Was The Last Time A Lady Gave You This Look.... by MrCork(op): 9:35am On Nov 23, 2016
QueenSuccubus:
angry angry angry angry angry angry angrynow
^^^^there you go....angry black woman undecided
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Replies Critics About His Sitting Position Like A Woman With Dangote by MrCork: 9:03am On Nov 23, 2016
Elcid1:
Peter Okoye reply to critics about his Sitting position Like A woman With Dangote
.

https://mobile.twitter.com/PeterPsquare/status/801152119340470272
...that's how Gay people sit in London. ..P SQAR IS GAY!!!(((trussss me))) angry
RomanceWhen Was The Last Time A Lady Gave You This Look.... by MrCork(op): 9:00am On Nov 23, 2016
angry
RomanceRe: Today Is My Birthday Happy Birthday To Me. by MrCork: 12:56am On Nov 23, 2016
ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#00cccc]bye[/color]
...but why do you say bye when we talk about sex?... don't you wannnto get pregnant? undecided
RomanceRe: Sleeping In The Same Bed With The Opposite Sex by MrCork: 12:53am On Nov 23, 2016
Preciousgirl:
When you happen to share the same bed with the opposite sex who isn't your lover... How do you cope? Do you really sleep? Do you get tempted? Share your experiences. I had this funny experience that my friend tried touching me at dawn but I stopped him with a loud stinking fart lol
...did he finger? cheesy
RomanceRe: Today Is My Birthday Happy Birthday To Me. by MrCork: 12:49am On Nov 23, 2016
ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#ff9999]It's 12 am were you are shouldn't you be asleephuh?[/color]
..darlin can plis talk about those mango... it's makin me kolo! cheesy

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