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Romance › Re: Asking My Female Friends For 1k, See Their Response (pics) by MrCork: 10:47am On Aug 15, 2024
Henry2405:
women no dey ever get money🤣
Drop your comment
angry
Family › Re: ‘It’s A Skit’, Says Man Who Trended After Wife ‘Tore’ His Passport by MrCork: 8:27am On Aug 15, 2024
Politics › Re: Simon Ekpa Hires A US Lobby Firm At ₦205 Million A Year by MrCork: 6:19pm On Aug 14, 2024
10mobile:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/08/battle-for-biafra-moves-to-us/
Isreal govament needs to help Nigeria Govament kill this terrrrrorist IPOD bassstard mmamdo lanu & his younga brother...his mates are hiding in village..this faggggot hifin in Finland. His adddeesss please? angry
Romance › Re: Mention Capitals More Popular Than Their State by MrCork:
cutecommend:
There are some Capitals that are more popular than their states. Please mention them.

(1) Portharcourt

?
Who is potacout? angry
Romance › Re: Mention Capitals More Popular Than Their State by MrCork: 5:15pm On Aug 14, 2024
cutecommend:
There are some Capitals that are more popular than their states. Please mention them.

(1) Portharcourt

?
angry
Romance › Re: How To Lost Interest In Sex by MrCork: 4:22pm On Aug 14, 2024
Weretuntun:
NO,AM NOT A GAY,
I JUST WANT LOST INTEREST IN ANYTHING INVOLVE EJACULATION.I ENVIED IMPOTENT.
^^^^brother that means u gay...how can u not like women..so u all ready stat making excuses juss in case u mistakenly turn gay..corrrrrect?.. serrrioosly
...WHY ARE U GAY SIR?(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: How To Lost Interest In Sex by MrCork: 1:37pm On Aug 14, 2024
Weretuntun:
how to make lost interest and hate sex, i want to focus on very important issues about my life.
god bless you all.
So u are gay..why are u gay sir??((no oofencse)) angry
Romance › Re: How To Lost Interest In Sex by MrCork: 1:37pm On Aug 14, 2024
Weretuntun:
how to make lost interest and hate sex, i want to focus on very important issues about my life.
god bless you all.
angry
Literature › Re: A Thorn In The Flesh by MrCork: 9:30pm On Aug 13, 2024
OT2024:
A Thorn in the Flesh



(c) 2024



O. Toyin




Ayo is a jolly good fellow. Handsome and rich, he has a lot to indulge in. One of them is his lust for the flesh, which is a thorn in his flesh.






What brought Ayo to the hospital started as a minor stomach ache, before it degenerated into a critical case. Nurses and some auxiliary nurses on duty at the wee hour of the night rushed to his side, their concerned eyes scanning his pale, sweat-drenched face. They guided him to a nearby examination room, where he collapsed onto a bed, feeling a mix of relief and fear wash over him.

Well, it was good that he looked like someone who could afford whatever bill they presented to him. The medical staff worked diligently, conducting tests and asking him questions, trying to piece together the puzzle of what had transpired. Time seemed to stretch into an agonizing eternity as they monitored his vital signs and administered the necessary treatment.

As the medication began to take effect, the dizziness slowly started to subside. A sense of gratitude washed over him as he realized that he had made it in time, that he had sought help before things could take a turn for the worse. It was a stark reminder of the fragility of life and the importance of acting swiftly in moments of crisis.

As he lay there, recovering in that sterile hospital room, he couldn't help but reflect on the events of the night. Just hours ago, he was celebrating, surrounded by friends and bathed in the joy of success. And now, he found himself locked in a battle for his own well-being.

It was a humbling experience, a stark reminder that life is unpredictable and that they must cherish every moment, for it can change in an instant. As he closed his eyes, gratitude and a renewed sense of appreciation for his friends and loved ones filled his heart. Their support and love had been vital in getting him through this ordeal.



(to be continued)
wot in the name of MrCork is u talkin about ..girl?...u need moiney?? angry
Literature › Re: A Thorn In The Flesh by MrCork: 9:29pm On Aug 13, 2024
OT2024:
A Thorn in the Flesh



(c) 2024



O. Toyin




Ayo is a jolly good fellow. Handsome and rich, he has a lot to indulge in. One of them is his lust for the flesh, which is a thorn in his flesh.






What brought Ayo to the hospital started as a minor stomach ache, before it degenerated into a critical case. Nurses and some auxiliary nurses on duty at the wee hour of the night rushed to his side, their concerned eyes scanning his pale, sweat-drenched face. They guided him to a nearby examination room, where he collapsed onto a bed, feeling a mix of relief and fear wash over him.

Well, it was good that he looked like someone who could afford whatever bill they presented to him. The medical staff worked diligently, conducting tests and asking him questions, trying to piece together the puzzle of what had transpired. Time seemed to stretch into an agonizing eternity as they monitored his vital signs and administered the necessary treatment.

As the medication began to take effect, the dizziness slowly started to subside. A sense of gratitude washed over him as he realized that he had made it in time, that he had sought help before things could take a turn for the worse. It was a stark reminder of the fragility of life and the importance of acting swiftly in moments of crisis.

As he lay there, recovering in that sterile hospital room, he couldn't help but reflect on the events of the night. Just hours ago, he was celebrating, surrounded by friends and bathed in the joy of success. And now, he found himself locked in a battle for his own well-being.

It was a humbling experience, a stark reminder that life is unpredictable and that they must cherish every moment, for it can change in an instant. As he closed his eyes, gratitude and a renewed sense of appreciation for his friends and loved ones filled his heart. Their support and love had been vital in getting him through this ordeal.



(to be continued)
angry
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is Why The Miracle Water Didn't Work For You-prophet Jeremiah To VDM by MrCork: 4:26pm On Aug 13, 2024
voicemail956:
This Is Why The Miracle Water Didn't Work For You-Prophet Jeremiah to VeryDarkMan

You have to love me for my spiritual items (handkerchief, water etc) to work for you. If you don't love me, it won't work for you Prophet Jeremiah

Watch video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3jbWPIqeKg
YOU HOMEBASE PEOPLE ARE SO DUMB IN THAT NIGERIAN PLACE......U ARE QUICK TO GO AFTER PASTORS SAYIN THEY DO FAKE MIRACLE BUT U TOO SCARE TO GOP AFTER YOR LOCAL NATIVE DOCTORS..WHY? ...

DONT YOR NATIVE DOCTORS CLAIM THEY STOP RAIN? DONT YOR NATIVE DOCTORS CLAIM THEY CURE ILLNESS?

..U CANT TRY THIS %HIT HERE IN LONDON...U SAD HOMEBASE PEOPLE!!!!(no oofencse)
angry
Romance › Re: Business to do with 500k by MrCork: 4:21pm On Aug 13, 2024
crestedaguiyi:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin and thats then only location you know
thats the only location they give students discount sir
Romance › Re: Business to do with 500k by MrCork: 2:36pm On Aug 13, 2024
crestedaguiyi:
you left Peckham for a brothel in Aba, tell me more
No, i waz there durin my last visit to nigeria..waz ther in match sir
Romance › Re: Hello After 2 Years Of Break From Nairaland by MrCork: 2:35pm On Aug 13, 2024
Temmylee01:
How unah deyy, e don tey ooooh lol 😂 grin i totally forgot there's a platform called nairaland. Unah mumu don stop abi unah still dey misbehavehuh
Did they ban u for 2 year sir?(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Hello After 2 Years Of Break From Nairaland by MrCork: 2:34pm On Aug 13, 2024
Temmylee01:
How unah deyy, e don tey ooooh lol 😂 grin i totally forgot there's a platform called nairaland. Unah mumu don stop abi unah still dey misbehavehuh
angry
Romance › Re: Business to do with 500k by MrCork: 2:26pm On Aug 13, 2024
crestedaguiyi:
Mrcork, no such Venue in Aba . you never change , for more than 10 years you still dey like this, na wa
Are u kiddding me?...you dont have satnav?...we were ther last month. Check yor google map sir..its behind the petrol station sir! angry
Fashion › Re: South Africans Mocking The Shape Of Nigerian Men Heads by MrCork: 12:58pm On Aug 13, 2024
Shinjawestern:
What's wrong with South Africans ?

ARE THEY LYIN??
THEY ARE CORRRRECT SIR.
...THIS IS HOW IBO PEOPLE HEAD LOOOOOOKLIKE SIR....especially those born in the east!l.....loook lat Siofra's head sir.it looklike Enugu expressway....but if u loookat Meobizy's head, she look like angel, big diffarense sir!(((no oofencse))) smiley
Romance › Re: Guys can you eat Groundnut in front of a Female? by MrCork(op): 12:56pm On Aug 13, 2024
Knightred:
U ARE A BOBMBARDIC UNUSEFUL ELEMENT FOR SAYING THAT FOOL CALLED MRCORK IS MY BROTHERangry

WHAT THE FVCKangry

AM NOT IN HIS LEVEL AT ALL MEANING (AM A CELEB THEN HE IS A MASTURBATING FOOL)

IT IS A SIN TO CALL THAT IDIOT MY BROTHER

DOESN'T IT SOUNDS SO STUPID TO U SIR??angry

HE IS SO BRAINLESS FOR MY LEVEL

ANYONE THAT COMPARE ME TO THAT FOOL WOULD BE BANNED ON NAIRALAND FOR 2000 YEARS WITH HARD LABOUR

TRY MEangry angry
You shall always remain nairaland village eeeediot..until death. We celebrate your take-off soon. Amen!
Christianity Etc › Re: These Priests Could Be Doing Really Strong Things by MrCork: 11:22am On Aug 13, 2024
Mercisharelove:
Priests of Satan operating anywhere around the world, be cut off right now by the double sword ⚔️ of GRACE GRACE!
Kaiiiii...if dats u in yor photo.i love u. Plrase please please can we mate and have childrens please?
Can i mate wit u twice? smiley
Romance › Re: Business to do with 500k by MrCork: 10:47am On Aug 13, 2024
luvguyy:
Pls Any brothel in Aba?...I need locations
Try kulontinosoca Parade bro. They give students discount!!!(((THANK ME LATER))) smiley
Romance › Re: I Am The Poorest Man On Nairaland by MrCork: 10:11am On Aug 13, 2024
abba09:
i am the poorest man on nairaland no doubt about it. literally i have nothing in this life the cloth that i wear someone gave it to me after he was done with it same with the shoe that i wear even the phone i am using is a borrowed phone.
You poor but you hav data on yor phone to beg for moiney on nairaland...corrrrrect?.

...............SON..WILL U GERRRRRRRRA RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HERE MWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN....lazzzzzzzzy buhari youth!!!!!!(((no oofencse))) angry
Romance › Re: I Would Like To Become A Criminal by MrCork: 4:11pm On Aug 12, 2024
ayjay45:
I want to become a kidnapper. How do I get started ?
Bro...dint u say u was goin to die last month which made us all happpier?
U promiced.
Did U forgot??( no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Guys can you eat Groundnut in front of a Female? by MrCork(op): 4:05pm On Aug 12, 2024
Farrason:
No need to respond to you. Your account name portrays you very unserious with jagons filled brain.
No need to respond but yet u respond 3 times...meaning yor common sence is not commmon sir.
Moving on..anyways brother,do u chew groundnut & would u dear hide groundnut in yor pocket becuzz of a female..and why sir??(no oofenccse) wink
Romance › Re: Guys can you eat Groundnut in front of a Female? by MrCork(op): 4:01pm On Aug 12, 2024
Mikuni:
Never dated one. Why don't you try a groundnut only diet? You need it for a brighter complexion
Brother am from london...we dont gtoundnut...we eat peanut!!! angry
Travel › Re: Jejoja Family: Husband Reacts After His Wife Tore His Passport (Video) by MrCork: 2:48pm On Aug 12, 2024
nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLjBvkzqxKE?si=w1NGJAMEDvp_FoGh

Husband reacts after his wife tore his international passport at Lagos airport.

IS SHE IBO??(no oofencse)) angry
Romance › Re: Woman Destroys Her Husband’s International Passport by MrCork: 2:46pm On Aug 12, 2024
Henry2405:
Woman destroys her husband’s international passport upon their arrival in Lagos, Nigeria.


It takes a peaceful and patient man to manage a woman"
IS SHE IBO??(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Guys can you eat Groundnut in front of a Female? by MrCork(op): 2:14pm On Aug 12, 2024
Mikuni:
Yes, groundnut with boli
Cool. You sound like one of yhose rioter on hunger strike....correct?. Bro have u ever dated groundnut seller & how long is the relation ship sir?
Romance › Re: Watch This Rare Video Of Davido And Chioma Kissing. by MrCork: 2:13pm On Aug 12, 2024
cash365:
How is a harmless video link a virus. Ignorance is a disease.
You are a 419 yahoo. desease......we dont truss u sir!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Guys can you eat Groundnut in front of a Female? by MrCork(op): 11:30am On Aug 12, 2024
muyico:
read my quote again?
How will women respect u for eating groundnut sir...big boys dont do that. U want them to spit on yor face? undecided
Romance › Re: Is There A Cure For Stammering? by MrCork: 11:28am On Aug 12, 2024
Gbadugbakun:
I hate to say this but I do stammer. Yesterday my boss called me to his office to explain something to him. I was stammering and hitting the table to enhance my speech. I now hit the table very hard and his bottle of water poured on all the documents there. He now to me to leave his office. I'm very sad. is there a cure for it? sad
Brother..truss me, hav u tryed suckin pucccccccci sir? Puccccci juice cure most throat related isdue including stamaring....pls talk to meobizy & siofra for help.u suck those pucccci & truss me, your long throat will go baccckto nomal.u permitted to suck them for free sir!!((THANK ME LATER)) smiley
Romance › Re: I Have Never Ever Seen A Decent Smell That Smells So Good Than A Woman Pant by MrCork: 11:24am On Aug 12, 2024
Knightred:
Their pant always make men smile smiley their pant make men wonder that why we love women and women love us cause we are so gentle with their panties and we also appreciate their pant because without their existence their would be no man

WE MEN ARE GRATEFUL AND WE APPRECITE WOMEN AND THEIR PANT WE LOVE AND CHERISH YOUR PANTIESsmiley


BEWARE OF SIMP'S: THIS THREAD IS ONLY FOR REAL MEN WHO APPRECIATE THE DECENT SMELL OF A WOMAN'S PANT
...GOOD NEWS IS YOU SHALL FOR EVER REMAIN NAIRALAND'S STEEEWPID EDDDIOTICK NUM SKULL UNTIL YOR LAST DAY COMIN UP SOOONER THAN EXPECTED.....we will celebrate u wit joy!!!(((thank me later)))
Romance › Re: Guys can you eat Groundnut in front of a Female? by MrCork(op): 11:17am On Aug 12, 2024
muyico:
her problems! we gat 7billions ladies on earth! my concubine here is uncountable!
Yes, 7 billion women on nairaland & u on romanse section loookin for women? Are u planning to pay dowry with groundnut sir?? angry

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