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RomanceRe: Finally Caught STD Chaiiiiiii by MrCork: 9:32pm On Aug 07, 2024
ChizzyBuna:
After 16 years of Raw knacking grin grin grin

Omo I dey vex shaaa cuz i loose guard
I trusted this babe cry turns out she is a Sickler

The stupid girl deceived me that she never knack for years due to hip surgery.
Only for me to find out she is a Sickler

Omo naso I come get mouth blisters within few days.
Thank God I've treated it and it disappears after 2 days.
I have blocked the bitch. Bloody whores
Ok So u have HIV aid...corrrrrect?..
. bro we neeed to ban u quick before u spread HIV aid on nairaland sir!!!(((no oofencsse))) angry
RomanceRe: How Much For A Night In This Hotel Guess by MrCork:
Freshtruth:
Omo


Loookslike a N2k hotel....wiĺ be good for bloooowjob sir cheesy

RomanceRe: Rich Or Broke by MrCork: 5:48pm On Aug 07, 2024
[quote author=Meerahbel post=131325996][/quote]Mercisharelove...YOU AGAIN...WIT YOR SAGORONTOTALICK SUNDASTICKA THREADS!!!!(no oofence) angry
RomanceRe: Rich Or Broke by MrCork: 5:47pm On Aug 07, 2024
[quote author=Meerahbel post=131325996][/quote]angry
RomanceRe: Hunger Is Killing Me by MrCork: 5:40pm On Aug 07, 2024
Nomerci:
It has been 3 days now,I've been on garri and kulikuli.a student lifestyle in this harsh economy is suicidal. I am already feeling rejected and depressed,I've been thinking too hard,my last card is now 500 naira,the woman at the lobby who deals on retail ,I am owing her 700 naira from the bread and egg I bought.i called my poor parents but they don't have any money on them.pleae who can assist me with 5000 naira,it will go a long way to buy me some garri,ugwu and okro to at least have food to eat till month end.pls help me.pls
Go and learn how to do barber work and STOP BEGGGIN FOR MOINEY....real men dont beg!! angry
CelebritiesRe: Ayra Starr Joins Rihanna At Crop Over Carnival (Photos, Video) by MrCork: 5:29pm On Aug 07, 2024
DatoDatuk:
Ayra Starr displays curves in carnival outfit as she joins Rihanna at Crop Over Carnival in Barbados.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os1y4EMv8ik
..NO YANSH!!! angry
RomanceRe: “I Slept With 15 Guys While Living With You” by MrCork: 2:15pm On Aug 07, 2024
Psych412:
“I Slept With 15 Guys While Living With You” — Nigerian Lady Whom Her Husband Married As A Virğ*n Confesses To Him After She Was Cäüğht, Asks For Forgiveness

© Oriental Times
^^^Psych412 juss gone into hiding....shes embarasss how she expose her sef ha ha ha ha ha grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin ;Dha ha ha ha grin grin grin grin


Ok, we forgive u grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: I'm Ready For Lanuch by MrCork: 2:11pm On Aug 07, 2024
Psych412:
Launch Is ready and served 😉😊

YOU AGAIN!!!!!
anyways we hav deciede to forgive u after u create thread sayin u sleeeep wit 18people on nairaland...SHAME FOR U.anyways in order for u to get yor credibility on nairaland so men can continue chasssin u..u will need to sleeep witme only twice(only me). This is wot u muss do.
So are u ready to gimmme some(only me)??
Please advise & pls hurrry? smiley
RomanceRe: “I Slept With 15 Guys While Living With You” by MrCork: 11:49am On Aug 07, 2024
Psych412:
Truly I say unto you, Your brain is really empty
TOOO LATE TO APOLOGICE...BEGGGIN GET U NO WERE....how can u tink is cool to sleeep wit 18 men for free...& then u get up set simply becuz we i ask u how much u charge...dint u goto svhooool??(no oofencse) undecided
RomanceRe: “I Slept With 15 Guys While Living With You” by MrCork: 10:26am On Aug 07, 2024
Psych412:
“I Slept With 15 Guys While Living With You” — Nigerian Lady Whom Her Husband Married As A Virğ*n Confesses To Him After She Was Cäüğht, Asks For Forgiveness

© Oriental Times
U no wot, we should find u a terapist so u can go for canselling. Sleepin wit more than 10 people a month is not accceptable!!((THANK ME LATER)) embarassed
RomanceRe: “I Slept With 15 Guys While Living With You” by MrCork: 10:24am On Aug 07, 2024
Psych412:
what is your problem Mr man.... you're just been a nuisance on this platform

TOOO LATE TO APOLOGICE.....U EXPOSE YOR SEF. SHAME ON U undecided
how can u commto nairaland & boast u sleep wit 18 men..like sleepin with football team ( READ YOR LAST POST).

APOLOGY NOT ACCCCEPTED!!(((no ooofencse))) angry

RomanceRe: “I Slept With 15 Guys While Living With You” by MrCork: 9:22am On Aug 07, 2024
Psych412:
“I Slept With 15 Guys While Living With You” — Nigerian Lady Whom Her Husband Married As A Virğ*n Confesses To Him After She Was Cäüğht, Asks For Forgiveness

© Oriental Times
WOW!!!

So u are a olosho...corrrrrect?? shocked
RomanceRe: Ok Am Ready To Pay 50k (cash)...give Away! by MrCork(op): 9:20am On Aug 07, 2024
TREAD CLEARLY SAYS LADIES....THREAD DIRECTED TO LADIES ONLY

....

..GUYS STOP BEGGGGGGING ME FOR MOINEY PLEASE...

..
.....I AM NOT ZENNNNITH BANK!!!!!!
angry
RomanceRe: “I Slept With 15 Guys While Living With You” by MrCork: 12:39am On Aug 07, 2024
Psych412:
“I Slept With 15 Guys While Living With You” — Nigerian Lady Whom Her Husband Married As A Virğ*n Confesses To Him After She Was Cäüğht, Asks For Forgiveness

© Oriental Times
Ok so How much did you charge them each?? angry
RomanceRe: I Introduced Another South African To This Forum by MrCork: 10:44pm On Aug 06, 2024
EmiDon11:
Dear nairalanders, if there is anything you wanna know about SA, you can ask him.

Wannahowzit, ironGalaxy, tmksouth are now useless.
Do south africa women hav bigggger yansh, side yansh, plus hips & lips more than our nigeria women sir? (No oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: Ok Am Ready To Pay 50k (cash)...give Away! by MrCork(op): 10:37pm On Aug 06, 2024
Reggaero:
hello babe, my name is angelina and am a beautiful girl. am also good in bed and i would love to dance on your prick
Should i send my account numbersmiley
Yes. Send yor account nomba? undecided
RomanceRe: How Can I Become A Cultist by MrCork: 7:58pm On Aug 06, 2024
RealityKings:
But the knowledge he has will be wasted
Knowledge how? How u seen Ajayi45 dumb post & responses?...lookat his post...he the second dumbest living ting after that dumb steeewpid pololistick numskull boy called.Knightred...i lie?
They die, they die....nobody cares there wasted opinion
RomanceRe: How Can I Become A Cultist by MrCork: 7:22pm On Aug 06, 2024
RealityKings:
Human life is precious
Precious how? Life is replaced everyday with new born....he die he die angry
RomanceOk Am Ready To Pay 50k (cash)...give Away! by MrCork(op): 7:19pm On Aug 06, 2024
Will be in Nigeria next end of month for a 3 week holiday & the first lucky lady gets N50k...cash!!! (real talk) cheesy

you make me happier, I make it N150K.....no storys....I dont watse time.

and if u you dont believe me, try me..they dont call me *Rolling Pounds* for notin!!!!!! angry
RomanceRe: How Can I Become A Cultist by MrCork: 7:15pm On Aug 06, 2024
BigYash:
I know,but die for a good cause Atleast. Use the energy make money,make army turn your gateman. Make you dey rehabilitate cultist,and not to join them. Even if you dey on revenge mission,Oga no join oooo..
he die he die.......who care about livin thing called ayjay45:?? ...he die he die sir!!! (no oofeincse) undecided
RomanceRe: How Can I Become A Cultist by MrCork: 7:12pm On Aug 06, 2024
ayjay45:
How can I join a cult? I can’t find any cult boys near me

you simply need to soak yor brain in boiled water sir....dumb eeeeediot boy!! ((THANK ME LATER)) angry
Christianity EtcRe: Discovery Channel by MrCork: 5:36pm On Aug 06, 2024
Mercisharelove:
Pains will murder you
Mercisharelove serrrioosly, lets be friends...how to enjoy you? I have moiney & am ready to pay u cash? Be nice.

How much to enjoy u?
RomanceRe: The 6 Ways To Attract The Girl Of Your Dreams by MrCork: 3:46pm On Aug 06, 2024
Lovestories1:
The 6 Ways To Attract The Girl of Your Dreams

Also Read : The 10 Of The Most Important Qualities Women Should Expect In A Guy

Everyone dreams of meeting that perfect partner, the girl of their dreams. And while some of you might be incredibly lucky to just bump into her on your way to a coffee shop or at work and just naturally strike up a conversation, others might find this to be a challenging quest that after a while starts to feel impossible. Either way, there are certain steps that each of us can take to attract the girl of our dreams.

1. Values

First things first, you have to define what makes that girl perfect. Instead of just thinking you’ll know the moment you meet her – try to visualize exactly what it is that you want from the person. What are they like? What are the traits you’d like them to have? What are your priorities in life and which ones are absolutely necessary for them to share with you and which would just be nice but not critical?

Think about the core values and what qualities are important to you. Think whether religion or desire to have children matter to you and in turn should they matter to them. Consider how important it is for them to have similar interests. Do you absolutely need them to be outgoing and go camping with you or are you ok if they’re more of a homebody and play games with you on the couch? Consider even such vain things as appearance, is it something that’s even important to you at all?

2. Flaws

Few people consider flaws when thinking of their perfect girl, but it’s actually pretty important. Perhaps even more so than the positive traits. Think about it, many of us can deal with a person not being into our hobbies, but once something annoys us, we can’t unsee it.

For example, a person can love the same bands and books but then you find out that they are very messy and their home is a wreck at all times. Or they chew really loudly. Would you want to live with them? In many ways, the key to finding the perfect girl is figuring out exactly what are the things you can’t stand and staying away from those. But at the same time consider what minor flaws you can easily live with. Perhaps being into gaming isn’t a deal breaker for you?

3. Realistic Expectations

While you’re looking for that perfect girl, keep in mind that no one is perfect. Every person in the world has their pros and cons, their winning traits, and their flaws. Even that celebrity that you think is perfect actually isn’t in real life, you just don’t know her well enough. The key to finding the perfect girl is to know which flaws aren’t dealbreakers for you and which traits are an absolute must for you two to get along.

See the full list here: https://www.internetfortune.com.ng/2024/08/the-6-ways-to-attract-girl-of-your.html
Uncle..this will not work wit Nigerian women...truss me!! undecided
Christianity EtcRe: I Heard Satan Gave Someone A Gift by MrCork: 3:45pm On Aug 06, 2024
Mercisharelove:
It's completely impossible to detail the gospel.


CHRIST in me the hope of glory.

Tell your master I am stronger than all the demons sent against us
^^^so rude its unbilifable undecided
Christianity EtcRe: These Priests Could Be Doing Really Strong Things by MrCork: 3:44pm On Aug 06, 2024
sylve11:
shocked grin cool
Mercisharelove is wierd....can u imagine datinbchick like this? I rather date a tree undecided
RomanceRe: Do you remember these? by MrCork: 3:14pm On Aug 06, 2024
Observer23:
Which of these ancient treats was your favourite?


1. Sisi pelebe
2. Ekana gowon
3. Eyin alangba
4. Baba dudu
5. Donkwa
Wot in the bloooomin name of MrCork are u sellin on nairaland sir?((no oofennce)) angry
RomanceRe: Do you remember these? by MrCork: 3:12pm On Aug 06, 2024
Observer23:
Which of these ancient treats was your favourite?


1. Sisi pelebe
2. Ekana gowon
3. Eyin alangba
4. Baba dudu
5. Donkwa
angry
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Sends Air Defences To Iran by MrCork: 10:59am On Aug 06, 2024
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
I'm grabbing my popcorn🍿.
Let us tighten out seatbelt

son..u will not be alive to chop that pop corn...WW3 IS HERE!!!!!(((THANK ME LATER))) smiley
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Made Akpabio Senate President To Control National Assembly - Babachir by MrCork: 10:51am On Aug 06, 2024
MadamVanessa:
shocked



Even a child born today knew that was Tinubu aim of making that clown the senate president. A complete clownish stooge.
helo how much would u charge? smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Discovery Channel by MrCork:
Mercisharelove:
Pains will murder you
REPENT

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