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Jokes Etc › Re: Special Announcement !!! by MrCork: 2:25pm On Aug 09, 2024
Psych412:
*SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT*😎

To All The Students Of,
Bet9ja University
Sporty Polythenic
Betking College of education
Nairabet Private University
Betcolony High school
Superbet Group of school
Surebet federal university of Ariculture
1960bet State University
Stakersden college of technology.

The New semester and 2024/2025
academic session is starting August 16 as Dr.
England will resume his lectures alongside with veteran. Spain, Dr. Germany and Mr. Italy will resume on the 5. However, Honourable
Switzerland resumes the weekend, other minor lecturers has resume to meet up in their profession..

Full academic activities shall start on the
3th of August, as professor England will
start in all his courses.

It is on this note that the final year students
will start their uefa champions league
project in a short run. While the transition of
Europa is in progress.

Reporters coming from EPL department says, 🇦🇷 ⚽ Atlético Madrid are REPORTEDLY in advanced talks to SIGN Julián Álvarez & contract will be for 5 years.


The Premier League department will be a wonderful and amazing one as there is massive defection and transfer of Students, students who were relegated have also make
their way back and will aim at nothing but to maintain their title.


Admission into each of the above school is FREE!!!!!!!

REQUIREMENTS:
Get your Pen, Paper, Smartphone and
internet systems ready.
Fees are as low as N100 and above
depending on your courses.

It is subsidised to carry both the poor and
less privilege along to eradicate illitracy and poverty.

Spread the notice to help people.
Tank u teacher...so wots yor nomba? wink
Jokes Etc › Re: Special Announcement !!! by MrCork: 2:22pm On Aug 09, 2024
Psych412:
*SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT*😎

To All The Students Of,
Bet9ja University
Sporty Polythenic
Betking College of education
Nairabet Private University
Betcolony High school
Superbet Group of school
Surebet federal university of Ariculture
1960bet State University
Stakersden college of technology.

The New semester and 2024/2025
academic session is starting August 16 as Dr.
England will resume his lectures alongside with veteran. Spain, Dr. Germany and Mr. Italy will resume on the 5. However, Honourable
Switzerland resumes the weekend, other minor lecturers has resume to meet up in their profession..

Full academic activities shall start on the
3th of August, as professor England will
start in all his courses.

It is on this note that the final year students
will start their uefa champions league
project in a short run. While the transition of
Europa is in progress.

Reporters coming from EPL department says, 🇦🇷 ⚽ Atlético Madrid are REPORTEDLY in advanced talks to SIGN Julián Álvarez & contract will be for 5 years.


The Premier League department will be a wonderful and amazing one as there is massive defection and transfer of Students, students who were relegated have also make
their way back and will aim at nothing but to maintain their title.


Admission into each of the above school is FREE!!!!!!!

REQUIREMENTS:
Get your Pen, Paper, Smartphone and
internet systems ready.
Fees are as low as N100 and above
depending on your courses.

It is subsidised to carry both the poor and
less privilege along to eradicate illitracy and poverty.

Spread the notice to help people.
angry
Romance › Re: I Dedicate This Beautiful Song To I And My Boyfriend by MrCork: 2:08pm On Aug 09, 2024
siofra:
He dey burst my brain ☺️☺️☺️ oh my God!!



Especially the bolded.
I know it's for a dead loved one, but I also think it captures reuniting with someone you love very much.

Just yesterday I was very angry with him, I swore I'd never talk to him again but today he touched me🥺🥺 I started melting like palm oil on hot fire. You people didn't tell me it's like this o! God help me😭

0K BABES
I finaly acccept yor apology ...all i need now is hug, kiss, extra hug plus 2 weeek pucccccccci for compensation!!!(((THANK ME LATER))) smiley

Romance › Re: What Is The Difference Between Prostitute, Olosho & Hookup Girls? by MrCork(op): 10:38am On Aug 09, 2024
ARISHEM:
All sleep with any man in exchange for money
So do they now call themsef hooookup girls to make it sound more decent? This is all we hear everyday.
We dont hear prostitute anymore. lipsrsealed
We dont hear ashawo anymore. undecided
We hont hear escort anymore
We dont hear tear anymore
We dont hear *pay as u go* anymore

THE NEW WORD ON THE STREET IS hoooookup girl ...why??
Romance › Re: Please Help Me This Woman Has Refused To Pay Me My Money by MrCork: 1:59am On Aug 09, 2024
sunnymighty:
Police untop 5,500, are you sure he isn't going to spend thrice that amount pursuing the case.Abeg be serious grin
Bro...police is yor ftiend.....giv them N500 sir or show them siofra twerkin! (no oofence) angry
Romance › Re: What Is The Difference Between Prostitute, Olosho & Hookup Girls? by MrCork(op): 11:49pm On Aug 08, 2024
siofra:
I will place you in category 1...2...3...4..5..6..7..8 ishi
But why are u all ways stubbborn? We neeed mature respose only...not Gen-z response.

Becuzz i think u looklike 20% wifey material, i woukd say hoookup babe suit u.this is becuzz u spek ok english & u slightly educated...at least ubhave W.A.E.C o level & yor nigeria english is not too embarasssing..Is that fair? smiley
Romance › Re: Please Help Me This Woman Has Refused To Pay Me My Money by MrCork: 11:45pm On Aug 08, 2024
Balablue64:
I laboured for her finish but she transferred my money into the someone else's account.
I was hoping on that money to feed this night i swear.
I WORKED FROM MORNING TILL NIGHT PAST 8 PM.
Please someone should help me it's not a crime to be poor, abeg.
You cant report her to police?? undecided
Romance › Re: Please Help Me This Woman Has Refused To Pay Me My Money by MrCork: 11:20pm On Aug 08, 2024
Balablue64:
I worked for this woman finished and she refused to pay me.
Her excuse is that she mistakenly transferred the money into a wrong account now im stranded.
I cleaned and cleaned for her and after am done with the job time to pay me stories begin to rain.
Please guys this is her whatsapp number 07047974244 call her and ask her to pay me my 5500 naira.
she have currently stop responding to my WhatsApp chats and stopped picking my calls.
How wicked can people be while I'm here suffering body pains with hunger.
The police is yor friend...call them undecided
Romance › Re: Please Help Me This Woman Has Refused To Pay Me My Money by MrCork: 11:19pm On Aug 08, 2024
Balablue64:
I worked for this woman finished and she refused to pay me.
Her excuse is that she mistakenly transferred the money into a wrong account now im stranded.
I cleaned and cleaned for her and after am done with the job time to pay me stories begin to rain.
Please guys this is her whatsapp number 07047974244 call her and ask her to pay me my 5500 naira.
she have currently stop responding to my WhatsApp chats and stopped picking my calls.
How wicked can people be while I'm here suffering body pains with hunger.
angry
Romance › Re: What Is The Difference Between Prostitute, Olosho & Hookup Girls? by MrCork(op): 11:09pm On Aug 08, 2024
tnerro1:
The environment plays a huge part

Ashewo / prostitute on the streets
Hookup on line
Olosho in brothel
Escort in big fancy hotel
So wot group would u say Siofra is sir? She dosent beg for moiney..she only ask for moiney? smiley
Romance › Re: What Is The Difference Between Prostitute, Olosho & Hookup Girls? by MrCork(op): 11:07pm On Aug 08, 2024
siofra:
The difference is your mother, sister and wife wink
Helo. So based on yor history on nairaland..wot department woud u nomally categorize yor sef out of 1..2 or 3?
Romance › Re: I Am Back From Greece� by MrCork: 6:42pm On Aug 08, 2024
Testiebobo:
U never see me for a while now 🤌
I travelled to Greece since June😎
Am back!
With my threads😈😈😈
congrat! angry
Romance › Re: I Am Back From Greece� by MrCork: 6:41pm On Aug 08, 2024
Testiebobo:
U never see me for a while now 🤌
I travelled to Greece since June😎
Am back!
With my threads😈😈😈
angry
Romance › Re: Ok Am Ready To Pay 50k (cash)...give Away! by MrCork(op): 1:32pm On Aug 08, 2024
kelvinezeh55:
If you show us way
We are not lazy
Ok
Two types of business that will all ways generate money everyday:
1. Barber shop...people must cut hair
2. Hair dtessing...women must maintain there hair
R. Resturamt.....ballers must ball.

Suggestion:
Go & train how to become a barber....and in 6 months..open your own shop


All u lazzzzy youth want is quick moiney..u ddont wanto huzzzle angry
Romance › Re: What Is The Difference Between Prostitute, Olosho & Hookup Girls? by MrCork(op): 11:04am On Aug 08, 2024
Highorbit7O16:
What's the difference between Pepsi, Coca-Cola and Bigi cola?
BIG DIFFERENCE:

Coca-cola is swweter & more popular wink

Pepsi is mild & less popular smiley

Bigi cola - unknown. Never heard of it angry
Romance › Re: What Is The Difference Between Prostitute, Olosho & Hookup Girls? by MrCork(op):
TravlSagHoliday:
A prostitute is someone who engages in sex work for money. An olosho is a Nigerian slang term for women involved in sex work and can be derogatory. Hookup girls are those you meet for casual, often one-time sexual encounters, usually through dating apps or social settings.
Bros, this is confusing..dont they all collect moiney foe sexxc sir?
Romance › What Is The Difference Between Prostitute, Olosho & Hookup Girls? by MrCork(op): 9:53am On Aug 08, 2024
M.O.D....FRONT PAGE PLEASE

THIS THREAD IS FOR EDUCATION PURPOSE ONLY SIR!!


We are so confuse...are they all not the same?

MATURE RESPONSE PLEASE?



CC

Rocktation, farano, dominique Seun Osewa
Romance › Re: “I Slept With 15 Guys While Living With You” by MrCork: 9:29am On Aug 08, 2024
onumadu:
You didn't even address the topic of the post. lol
You simply ignored the fact that a former virgin admitted to have slept with 15 men since she got married.
My post addressed that question, while yours simply went into the usual virgin-hunter illogical drivel that only makes sense to your type.

I'm here to warn men looking for wives to look for GOOD woman who may or may not be a virgin.
From your posts, you clearly lack real life experience.
The fallacy in your childish position leads men to land themselves in scenarios like the one in the original post here.
That woman's husband may have taken your advice and here we are.
Please focus on that post and address it.

To MEN (not kids), if you want to marry, look for a GOOD WOMAN, virgin or not.
No say I no warn you o.. cool
Psych412 definately not s wifey material...she sayin she sleeep wit 18 people on nairaland. Shame has catch her after we embarass am. She has stop posting on nairaland angry
Romance › Re: How Much For A Night In This Hotel Guess by MrCork: 9:22am On Aug 08, 2024
okoroemeka:
you are still thinking about Mouth Action when there is a 90% probability of losing your head and manhood in such place
Bro...u go in..get yor bloooowjob...u geraaaa out...Simple!!! angry
Romance › Re: Ok Am Ready To Pay 50k (cash)...give Away! by MrCork(op): 4:17am On Aug 08, 2024
Jackanda1:
You're doing give away in this hard times? Hmm
Hard times for lazzzzy people only
Romance › Re: Ok Am Ready To Pay 50k (cash)...give Away! by MrCork(op): 10:48pm On Aug 07, 2024
Jackanda1:
You're doing give away in this hard times? Hmm
Bro its had for u...not for me
YOU ARE A LAZZZZY YOUTH SIR!!(no oofencse) wink
Romance › Re: How Much For A Night In This Hotel Guess by MrCork: 10:23pm On Aug 07, 2024
wildwest22:
Wait, you can pay 2k for that place?
Yes, for short time bloooowjob sir wink
Romance › Re: Finally Caught STD Chaiiiiiii by MrCork: 9:32pm On Aug 07, 2024
ChizzyBuna:
After 16 years of Raw knacking grin grin grin

Omo I dey vex shaaa cuz i loose guard
I trusted this babe cry turns out she is a Sickler

The stupid girl deceived me that she never knack for years due to hip surgery.
Only for me to find out she is a Sickler

Omo naso I come get mouth blisters within few days.
Thank God I've treated it and it disappears after 2 days.
I have blocked the bitch. Bloody whores
Ok So u have HIV aid...corrrrrect?..
. bro we neeed to ban u quick before u spread HIV aid on nairaland sir!!!(((no oofencsse))) angry
Romance › Re: How Much For A Night In This Hotel Guess by MrCork:
Freshtruth:
Omo


Loookslike a N2k hotel....wiĺ be good for bloooowjob sir cheesy

Romance › Re: Rich Or Broke by MrCork: 5:48pm On Aug 07, 2024
[quote author=Meerahbel post=131325996][/quote]Mercisharelove...YOU AGAIN...WIT YOR SAGORONTOTALICK SUNDASTICKA THREADS!!!!(no oofence) angry
Romance › Re: Rich Or Broke by MrCork: 5:47pm On Aug 07, 2024
[quote author=Meerahbel post=131325996][/quote]angry
Romance › Re: Hunger Is Killing Me by MrCork: 5:40pm On Aug 07, 2024
Nomerci:
It has been 3 days now,I've been on garri and kulikuli.a student lifestyle in this harsh economy is suicidal. I am already feeling rejected and depressed,I've been thinking too hard,my last card is now 500 naira,the woman at the lobby who deals on retail ,I am owing her 700 naira from the bread and egg I bought.i called my poor parents but they don't have any money on them.pleae who can assist me with 5000 naira,it will go a long way to buy me some garri,ugwu and okro to at least have food to eat till month end.pls help me.pls
Go and learn how to do barber work and STOP BEGGGIN FOR MOINEY....real men dont beg!! angry
Celebrities › Re: Ayra Starr Joins Rihanna At Crop Over Carnival (Photos, Video) by MrCork: 5:29pm On Aug 07, 2024
DatoDatuk:
Ayra Starr displays curves in carnival outfit as she joins Rihanna at Crop Over Carnival in Barbados.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os1y4EMv8ik
..NO YANSH!!! angry
Romance › Re: “I Slept With 15 Guys While Living With You” by MrCork: 2:15pm On Aug 07, 2024
Psych412:
“I Slept With 15 Guys While Living With You” — Nigerian Lady Whom Her Husband Married As A Virğ*n Confesses To Him After She Was Cäüğht, Asks For Forgiveness

© Oriental Times
^^^Psych412 juss gone into hiding....shes embarasss how she expose her sef ha ha ha ha ha grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin ;Dha ha ha ha grin grin grin grin


Ok, we forgive u grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: I'm Ready For Lanuch by MrCork: 2:11pm On Aug 07, 2024
Psych412:
Launch Is ready and served 😉😊

YOU AGAIN!!!!!
anyways we hav deciede to forgive u after u create thread sayin u sleeeep wit 18people on nairaland...SHAME FOR U.anyways in order for u to get yor credibility on nairaland so men can continue chasssin u..u will need to sleeep witme only twice(only me). This is wot u muss do.
So are u ready to gimmme some(only me)??
Please advise & pls hurrry? smiley
Romance › Re: “I Slept With 15 Guys While Living With You” by MrCork: 11:49am On Aug 07, 2024
Psych412:
Truly I say unto you, Your brain is really empty
TOOO LATE TO APOLOGICE...BEGGGIN GET U NO WERE....how can u tink is cool to sleeep wit 18 men for free...& then u get up set simply becuz we i ask u how much u charge...dint u goto svhooool??(no oofencse) undecided
Romance › Re: “I Slept With 15 Guys While Living With You” by MrCork: 10:26am On Aug 07, 2024
Psych412:
“I Slept With 15 Guys While Living With You” — Nigerian Lady Whom Her Husband Married As A Virğ*n Confesses To Him After She Was Cäüğht, Asks For Forgiveness

© Oriental Times
U no wot, we should find u a terapist so u can go for canselling. Sleepin wit more than 10 people a month is not accceptable!!((THANK ME LATER)) embarassed

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