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Crime › Re: Men Harass A Curvy Zambian Lady With Big Backside (Photos) by MrCork: 11:15am On Aug 12, 2024
Lifestone:
This sadly is sexual harassment of the highest order. It's a crime and should be condemned by every body.
If that Lady is in anyway related to me, the guy who touched her bum will be arrested and sent to prison.
Check closely those guys will be among the people abusing Tinubu
Sexual harrrasment how? We not sopose to looookat yansh? are u ok in the head sir?(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: My Wife(pics) by MrCork: 11:12am On Aug 12, 2024
Mustapha102:
My wife is my wife, her past is her past. If you've ever slept with her or you know people who have slept with her, that's your problem.

Every woman has a past she surely regrets and every good human being makes mistakes, but that doesn't prevent her from being an ideal woman for another man.

I don chop am before no mean anything to us.
Won't stop us from marrying her. She's a class of her own, there's a queen in her.
You saw only SEX, We saw FUTURE 💯.

Brothers, let's take the time to make our WOMEN happy, and to get others to respect our women instead of taking the time to listen to criticisms of our women while promoting/encouraging hypocrites to denigrate our women.

Past is past, yesterday can never come again, it was a lesson, it was a process that helps remoulded our lives for the now and later.

We'll never be kids again, we're growing each day.
Brother we are confuse....are u askin us to chop yor wife..where sir? (From front or back) (No oofencse) undecided
Romance › Re: My Wife(pics) by MrCork: 11:11am On Aug 12, 2024
Mustapha102:
My wife is my wife, her past is her past. If you've ever slept with her or you know people who have slept with her, that's your problem.

Every woman has a past she surely regrets and every good human being makes mistakes, but that doesn't prevent her from being an ideal woman for another man.

I don chop am before no mean anything to us.
Won't stop us from marrying her. She's a class of her own, there's a queen in her.
You saw only SEX, We saw FUTURE 💯.

Brothers, let's take the time to make our WOMEN happy, and to get others to respect our women instead of taking the time to listen to criticisms of our women while promoting/encouraging hypocrites to denigrate our women.

Past is past, yesterday can never come again, it was a lesson, it was a process that helps remoulded our lives for the now and later.

We'll never be kids again, we're growing each day.
angry
Romance › Re: Guys can you eat Groundnut in front of a Female? by MrCork(op): 11:10am On Aug 12, 2024
Mikuni:
With garri ijebu sef
^^^^ u sound like those hunger people protesting last week sir...do u impress women by chewin ground nut sir? are u nigerian? angry
Romance › Re: Guys can you eat Groundnut in front of a Female? by MrCork(op): 11:08am On Aug 12, 2024
Baronthecelebri:
I will eat
Of cousre u will eat...do u work has a road side mechanic sir?(no oofeincse) angry
Romance › Re: Guys can you eat Groundnut in front of a Female? by MrCork(op): 11:07am On Aug 12, 2024
Exceed15:
How old are u sef? This is a childish question.
^^^^^^from his grammmar, u can tell he the type who eat chin chin, bread, puff puff, akara, groundnut, buiscuit, in from of woman & then wonder why they ignore his broke azz church rat sef undecided


Brother. how many times have women slap yor face juss for sayin or atttempting to say hello to them?(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Guys can you eat Groundnut in front of a Female? by MrCork(op): 11:03am On Aug 12, 2024
Sandralight:
Any guy that eat groundnut in front of me is getting arrested, like WTH
^^^^there u go..you heard it first....SHE DEFINATELY A WIFEY MATERIAL!!! wink
Romance › Re: Guys can you eat Groundnut in front of a Female? by MrCork(op): 1:55am On Aug 12, 2024
muyico:
why not! when it come to. foods I'm not shy or timid person
Are u broke? Wot if she end up think u broke sir? U not ashame? undecided
Romance › Re: Guys can you eat Groundnut in front of a Female? by MrCork(op): 10:16pm On Aug 11, 2024
kobarney:
Such a low self esteem fool. ESP WHEN SHE’S LIGHT SKINNED, WHITE OR HALF-CASTE.

LOOOL. slowpoke! You wouldn’t mind if she was black yeah? Lool
Huh? How?
How u ever dated lightskin or half cast female in yor life sir?...if yes, did they attempt to slap yor face or simply tell u to GET LOST sir?
juss askin!! (,no oofensce) undecided
Romance › Guys can you eat Groundnut in front of a Female? by MrCork(op):
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M.O.D....FRONT PAGE PLEASE!!!

is this even posssible..BE HONEST?? angry



MATURE RESPONSE PLEASE
Fashion › Re: Mia le Roux: South Africa Crowns First Deaf Woman as Miss South Africa by MrCork: 3:58pm On Aug 11, 2024
EreluRoz:
I don't think Nigerians will allow citizens of other countries to be crowned miss Nigeria so they should end this talk already.

But after all the noise they crowned a whitie. Nelson Mandela must be proud of them
well, isis becuzzz Nigeria is bush back ward country sir!!!!!!((no oofeincse) angry
Romance › Re: Which Marital Arts Can Be Applied In Real Life Street Fighting? by MrCork: 3:11pm On Aug 11, 2024
ayjay45:
I’m trying to learn martial arts. I don’t know which to learn karate or taekwondo etc
I can teach u japandojosuki for free......u will be able to beat 20 ,people together ..truss me!! angry
Romance › Re: Why Are We Men Attracted To Thick Women? by MrCork: 2:25pm On Aug 11, 2024
Skooltynz:
Both thick and thin women are all women but why do we find the thicker ones attractive I try to comprehend the scientific reason behind this phenomenon but it doesn't just come why do we love thick women.
.do u were glassses sir??(((no oofenccse)) angry
Romance › Re: Why Are We Men Attracted To Thick Women? by MrCork: 2:25pm On Aug 11, 2024
Skooltynz:
Both thick and thin women are all women but why do we find the thicker ones attractive I try to comprehend the scientific reason behind this phenomenon but it doesn't just come why do we love thick women.
angry
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija S9: Ocee Reveals He Is Expecting First Child With Partner by MrCork: 1:49pm On Aug 11, 2024
Nickymezor:
Yes
helo i will pay u N20 k cash..now. gimme yor acccount nomba..all i need is kiss hug & extra hug ? smiley
Romance › Re: I Am The Poorest Man On Nairaland by MrCork: 1:30pm On Aug 11, 2024
RealityKings:
Hello MrCork, I take it most of the attacks are not a PLAY even though you write it in a comical way.
There is no man on earth that isn't planning one way or the other to escape the grip of hunger and lack.
The plans might take a long time to manifest if you lack the support or coming through a tough journey.
The most difficult thing for a young Nigerian MALE is to get a reasonable job or raise funds to start a business worth while.

In between all these phases, you'll have to rely on family and friends (if you have any) but what can you do when youve begged for al sort of help and it feels like the world is against you?

It takes alot of DESPERATION and FRUSTRATION to beg people or post your information online knowing fully well there are troll. you think it's easy?

If you come across begging posts, just ignore and move on, you can't tell if someone is lying.
Someone who is rich and comfortable or doing well out there will not come on nairaland to beg. Naa because e no dey.
E no dey bros.
Nothing dey...
There is no man that wants to have and still be begging...
^^^^DID I SAY SOMTIN WRONG?.
...ARe U NOT A KNOWN CRIMINAL SCAMMMEE KNOWN FOR BEGGGIN EVERYONE FOR MOINEY ON NAIRALAND?
...
...U EVEN GO HAS FAR HAS BEGGGGIN WPMRN FOR N2K.....YOU HAV DISGRASE YOR FAMILY ON NAIRALAND...U HAV DISGRASE NIGERIA ON NAIRALAND...U HAVE DISGRASE NAIRALAND ON NAIRALAND & U SHALL CONYINUETO REMAIN BEGGGGER ON NAIRALAND IN THE NAME OF MrCork.....AMEN!!@@...... THANK ME LATER!!((((no oofencse)))) angry
Romance › Re: I Am The Poorest Man On Nairaland by MrCork: 11:34pm On Aug 10, 2024
RealityKings:
The 100k can help me start a business I I can get it but it might be rough at the start
^^^^^any opotunity to beg for moiney....u show up..this is why i hate u lazzzzzy youth. YOU DIE YOU DIE...steewpid beggggar. SHAME ON YALL...real mrn dont beg!!!!(((no oofenncse)))) angry
Romance › Re: I Am The Poorest Man On Nairaland by MrCork: 11:31pm On Aug 10, 2024
abba09:
i am the poorest man on nairaland no doubt about it. literally i have nothing in this life the cloth that i wear someone gave it to me after he was done with it same with the shoe that i wear even the phone i am using is a borrowed phone.
YOU NOT THE POOOOOREST ON NAIRALAND SIR....YOU JUSS A LAZZZZZZZZY BUHARI YOUTH!!!!(((no ofenccscse)))) angry
Romance › Re: I Am The Poorest Man On Nairaland by MrCork: 11:30pm On Aug 10, 2024
abba09:
i am the poorest man on nairaland no doubt about it. literally i have nothing in this life the cloth that i wear someone gave it to me after he was done with it same with the shoe that i wear even the phone i am using is a borrowed phone.
angry
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iraq Proposes Legislation To Lower The Legal Age Of Marriage For Girls To 9 by MrCork: 10:18pm On Aug 10, 2024
BitterPost:
source: https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/article/2024/aug/09/proposed-iraqi-law-change-would-legalise-child-say-activists
In fart muslims in general shof be jailed for marrying under age women!!!!(no oofencse)) angry
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iraq Proposes Legislation To Lower The Legal Age Of Marriage For Girls To 9 by MrCork: 10:17pm On Aug 10, 2024
faithfull18:
Hehehe, I pity women and children there.
Babe are u. Lightskin?? cheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iraq Proposes Legislation To Lower The Legal Age Of Marriage For Girls To 9 by MrCork: 10:16pm On Aug 10, 2024
BitterPost:
source: https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/article/2024/aug/09/proposed-iraqi-law-change-would-legalise-child-say-activists

This steeeewpid islamic muslim again with there babarick stoneage gaddddem mecca mohamed shriya laws!!!(((no oofensece))) angry
Romance › Re: Men Stop Suck!ng Toto by MrCork: 6:25pm On Aug 10, 2024
Viare9:
MEN men men

I know they are coming for me but I will still spill it, your feelings doesn't concern me at all,

Men you are the heads of the family as such have powers, how can you suck toto with a mouth that you are suppose to use to take authority, eeeh,

"Can a woman even lick her own juice"?

The answer is no except l€sbians, a normal woman won't lick her juice, so why are you doing it as man, a full grown man that has powers to speak into his life,

Will be sucking what I don't understand, the most painful part of it is the titled men, kaiiii, you are K!ll!ng yourself by yourself oooo, stop it, if she is not satisfied with the knacking, let her go and buy turning stick to satisfy herself or better still call her dogs to suck it, stop it please,

Am channeling this particular post to titled men, respect your red caps and know your limit, ask your fathers, it's irritating to me as a lady seff, talk more of a man, I can't even stand to watch it's videos, if I come across one, because I find it irritating, it doesn't suit well with me bikonu, after sucking, your mouth will start smelling ikpu ikpu ikpu, and sometimes na atachiri ikpu seff una dey suck 🤣🤣🤣,

Am serious, please, don't come and tell me if you are clean down there it doesn't mean, Aunty if you like use hypo wash am, it means, stop reducing men to nothing, because of una s€xual desires,

Una go dey imagine what I don't understand, you will open leg and son of Adam will put head and start licking gini, tueeeh, aru, our fathers and mothers no do like this, am not saying it's not good to try out new things,

Am saying this particular sucking of toto should stop, men biko stop it, oginidi, a place that bring forth children, it's made to sacred not to be doing it anyhow, make una stop, now seff sickness is everywhere, you are still sucking

Una good night, come for me and cry😭😭
son if u neeeed guidianse suckin pucccccci....ASK NICELY!!!!!!!(no ooofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Men Stop Suck!ng Toto by MrCork: 6:24pm On Aug 10, 2024
Viare9:
MEN men men

I know they are coming for me but I will still spill it, your feelings doesn't concern me at all,

Men you are the heads of the family as such have powers, how can you suck toto with a mouth that you are suppose to use to take authority, eeeh,

"Can a woman even lick her own juice"?

The answer is no except l€sbians, a normal woman won't lick her juice, so why are you doing it as man, a full grown man that has powers to speak into his life,

Will be sucking what I don't understand, the most painful part of it is the titled men, kaiiii, you are K!ll!ng yourself by yourself oooo, stop it, if she is not satisfied with the knacking, let her go and buy turning stick to satisfy herself or better still call her dogs to suck it, stop it please,

Am channeling this particular post to titled men, respect your red caps and know your limit, ask your fathers, it's irritating to me as a lady seff, talk more of a man, I can't even stand to watch it's videos, if I come across one, because I find it irritating, it doesn't suit well with me bikonu, after sucking, your mouth will start smelling ikpu ikpu ikpu, and sometimes na atachiri ikpu seff una dey suck 🤣🤣🤣,

Am serious, please, don't come and tell me if you are clean down there it doesn't mean, Aunty if you like use hypo wash am, it means, stop reducing men to nothing, because of una s€xual desires,

Una go dey imagine what I don't understand, you will open leg and son of Adam will put head and start licking gini, tueeeh, aru, our fathers and mothers no do like this, am not saying it's not good to try out new things,

Am saying this particular sucking of toto should stop, men biko stop it, oginidi, a place that bring forth children, it's made to sacred not to be doing it anyhow, make una stop, now seff sickness is everywhere, you are still sucking

Una good night, come for me and cry😭😭
angry
Romance › Re: The Rate Of Mouth Odor Among Nigeria Ladies Is Alarming by MrCork: 3:37pm On Aug 10, 2024
siofra:
Men have more rotten, disfigured, disgusting teeth in Nigeria than women.
This is a fact. Everyone knows it, I don't know the kind of high you people get from spreading false information about women.
Hey..i hav N30k ready for u...send me yor acccont nomba smiley
Romance › Re: If a Man's Value Doesn't Decrease With Age, Then Explain This (photo) by MrCork: 5:06pm On Aug 09, 2024
siofra:
Where? Give an example.
This is the 7th different photo on your profile...u 419 yahooo thing angry
Fashion › Re: Chidimma Adetshina Withdraws From Miss South Africa Competition by MrCork: 4:29pm On Aug 09, 2024
meobizy:
A situation which changes nothing in my life. Thank God no life was lost.
Serrriossly, about time we talk....u gots yansh? cheesy
Romance › Re: Money Can't Buy Love by MrCork: 3:40pm On Aug 09, 2024
OT2024:
There was bitterness, anger and hatefulness in her tone. I decided not to stay a minute longer in her flat. As soon as I stepped out, she slammed the door at my back.

What an anticlimax! Life could be such a big paradox. The same woman I was kissing and caressing some minutes ago was the one hissing at me and treating me so scornfully.
This was certainly a misadventure, I concluded as I returned to our flat.


On Sunday morning, I decided to do general clean-up of the house, T.K would soon be going to church. He did not like my infrequent attendance of Sunday service, but he had to let me be. I remained indoor till afternoon. About 1.00 p.m. I prepared lunch of rice.

“I’m definitely going miss to you,” T.K said. “All the same, best of luck.”

At two o’clock, I took my bag and left for Ikeja. At Off Toyin Street, Ms. Morgan lived in a three-bedroom apartment. I met Linda there. Minutes later, Linda drove Ms. Morgan and me to the airport. I could see tears in her eyes as she waved bye to Ms. Morgan. The fifty minutes’ flight was smooth. I sat next to Ms. Morgan who was busy reading some documents.

At Abuja airport, we took a cab to the legislative quarters. Ms. Morgan had been allocated a detached three-bedroom bungalow. In the house, she had a maidservant and a cook. Briefly, she explained some working and living schedules to me.

“You would have to manage a room in the back quarter for now,” she said and showed me to the room. It was a neat and standard room with a 4 inches by 6 inches bed, a reading table, a chair and an in-built wardrobe.

I opened my bag and arranged some of the clothes I had brought inside the wardrobe.
Some minutes, the maid came to tell me that madam would like to see me in the main building. I went to see her.

“I hope you’re not bored. I will get a television for your room by tomorrow,” she said as soon as I got inside the large sitting-room.

“Oh, I can always manage to get by.”

She motioned me to one of the exquisite, leather seats in the room. I sat down graciously.

“You can stay around for now to watch the t.v. Do not hesitate to let me know anything you need.”

I nodded. “Alright, madam.”

She soon left the sitting-room. I changed the channel of the television to a news channel. A while later, the maid told me food was ready.

“Will you like to eat it here, or should I take it to your room?”

I thought I needed privacy, so I said she should take the food to my room. I got up and returned to the room.

I followed Ms. Morgan to her office in the official car the following day. Everything still looked like a movie to me. On her instruction, her secretary gave me letter of employment and identity card. She also briefed me about where my office would be and other official matters.

Working for Ms. Morgan was interesting and fruitful. Now, I was closely working with her. The working schedule varied, as sometimes we could be in the office as late at nine in the night. Sometimes, she would we needed to work on Sunday. I must say she was very generous. She was always giving and asking me if there was anything I needed.

Our relationship remained official but cordial.
For now, I was under the payroll of the federal government. Of course, the remuneration was times three of what Ms. Morgan had earlier offered. I never hesitated to thank her for the opportunity she had given me.
You tryin to sell sexxxc on nairaland...corrrrect?
ARE U OK??(no oofencse) angry
Travel › Re: Suggest A Beach For Me In Lagos by MrCork: 3:15pm On Aug 09, 2024
SapaProMax:
Do you know any beach in Lagos that I can bring my own food in and have like a picnic?

Pls suggest a few and let's hear your experience. E don tey small we comot hia. We be old school japarians

Thanks
Try Bar beach sir
Family › Re: "Girls Are Now Selling Their Eggs To Buy Human Hair In Warri" Lady Says (video) by MrCork: 3:11pm On Aug 09, 2024
siofra:
How much did you sell your own spermhuh
^^^^^very rude angry
Family › Re: "Girls Are Now Selling Their Eggs To Buy Human Hair In Warri" Lady Says (video) by MrCork: 2:50pm On Aug 09, 2024
siofra:
So many idiots on this forum. Men that sell their sperm, do they find it hard to impregnate women after doing it?
We no u too well Siofra...dont lie!!

...how much did u sell yor egg last weeeek?? undecided
Family › Re: "Girls Are Now Selling Their Eggs To Buy Human Hair In Warri" Lady Says (video) by MrCork: 2:49pm On Aug 09, 2024
meobizy:
Lying without consequences. I miss God of the Old Testament.
WOT A SHAME!!!!!
How much did u sell egg please?? undecided

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