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RomanceRe: Can I Get Infected Sucking Breast Of Of HIV+ Woman? by MrCork: 6:26pm On Jul 30, 2024
Dilijingsly:
My friend has the nice boobs. I want to suck em really bad. I love her nice nipples. I want to knw, can i suck them without getting infected?
bro u are fine has looong has u add fanta to it....juss soak it in fanta for 30 second!!! (((THANK ME LATER))) smiley
RomanceRe: My Girl Is Proudy Into Runs by MrCork: 4:05pm On Jul 30, 2024
Wizzy13:
My said girl which is from today is an ex told me she is doing runs with her friend to get money from men i was shocked.
Bt i kept quite and i acted like i neva knew what it meant.
I don japa from the relationship i can't waste my advice on a potential hoe.
Make i save my self from forced pregnancy or transmitting STDs to me. I move
Bro dont woooory, she very steeewpid, fooolish.,edddiotick & useless for lying to u...tell her to fokkkkof angry

Please gimmmme her nomba sir? Let me reason wit her sir?...please hurry! smiley
RomanceRe: Help, I'm still a virgin at 21 years old! by MrCork: 2:06pm On Jul 30, 2024
Failure44:
Good afternoon house, I'm 21 years and still a virgin. I'm not happy at all even tho am a handsome guy, So I have decided to try this sex thing through an ashawo but am shocked at the prices am seeing on coded runs.
I was budgeting 50k for over night but on checking the site am seeing 100-150k.

People actually pay these prices?
And please I need the link to the ashawo peer barlour telegram.
son wot size is yor prrrik?(no oofeincse) angry
RomanceRe: Help, I'm still a virgin at 21 years old! by MrCork: 2:05pm On Jul 30, 2024
Failure44:
Good afternoon house, I'm 21 years and still a virgin. I'm not happy at all even tho am a handsome guy, So I have decided to try this sex thing through an ashawo but am shocked at the prices am seeing on coded runs.
I was budgeting 50k for over night but on checking the site am seeing 100-150k.

People actually pay these prices?
And please I need the link to the ashawo peer barlour telegram.
angry
RomanceRe: I Go Leave Romance Section For Una by MrCork: 2:04pm On Jul 30, 2024
BaddieFreak:
Just like the topic, i go leave romance section for una if you are not careful, una mumu don dey too much for here. The hatred is too much. Everyone is always cursing each other, where is the love?

John 3:16 - For God so love the world, that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believe in him shall not perish but have everlasting life.

But you don't practice the teachings of God here, why? angry

I am sure you are going to miss me here if I am gone undecided
if u leave ehhh...i will slap yo face!!!(no oofeincse) angry
RomanceRe: Does Nairaland Have A Big Headquater? by MrCork: 11:18am On Jul 30, 2024
Tobichima:
Are you?
^^^^EXPOSED....ther u go...seee them...OLE embarassed
So u one of those buhari lazzzzzzy youth tryin to rald nairaland office becuzz of hinger...corrrrect?...SHAME IN U SIR YOU SHUD BE ARRRRRESTED!!!!(((no ofencsece)))) angry
RomanceRe: Does Nairaland Have A Big Headquater? by MrCork: 10:30am On Jul 30, 2024
Tobichima:
Do Seun and his mods, admins, workers etc have a big headquarter where they meet daily 8am to 6pm office time? Or them the work from house on pc and mobile?
are u one of those ** HUNGER DEY OOOO **protester sir??(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: Does Nairaland Have A Big Headquater? by MrCork: 10:28am On Jul 30, 2024
Tobichima:
Do Seun and his mods, admins, workers etc have a big headquarter where they meet daily 8am to 6pm office time? Or them the work from house on pc and mobile?
angry
RomanceRe: Money Can't Buy Love by MrCork: 9:56am On Jul 30, 2024
OT2024:
"Tayo, I'm on my way," T.K, my brother, called out from the sitting room.

It was Monday morning and the time was about five a.m. He always said this Monday to Friday, about the same time. T.K was on his way to work on Lagos Island and he must leave home early. He was a chartered accountant with an audit firm, while I, his junior brother, was still jobless.

I left the bedroom, went to the sitting room, and followed him to the exit door to the apartment.

"Have a nice day at work, brother," I said, wishing him well.

He nodded and smiled. That was one good thing about him. He was always looking jovial.

"Have a nice day too," he said.

I locked the door after he had gone and returned to the bedroom. It was a two-bedroom apartment and I was 'privileged' to be given a room.

I knew sleep would not come again that morning. I would just loiter in bed until I would get up to take my bath.

I intended to go out that morning in search of a job. I did this regularly. At twenty-five and a graduate, I was still searching for work two years after graduation. I had read Economics and I had always believed that in spite of all the obstacles and economic travails bedevilling Nigeria, I would get a befitting job. I never stopped believing that.

By eight o'clock that morning, I was set to leave the apartment. I was dressed in casual jeans and t-shirt. In my hand was a black folder in which I kept photocopies of my credentials.

Today must be very good for me by the power of almighty God, I said in my heart. I indeed believed something good would happen that that as I stepped out of the house.
Brother so u satin if a guy offffa u 50k for bloooow job, u wunt blooooow?......Stop lyin & Gerrrrrrrra raaaaaa here mennnnnn.. YOU LAYA lie to much!!!(no oogencse) undecided
RomanceRe: 25 Days Of No Sex by MrCork: 8:04am On Jul 30, 2024
ChildOfDoom:
It won't be easy.

I know I have pledged before

I will try again and see how much I can save this period

I will update you all daily

Though night time might be boring


I will have to ensure my phone and powerbank is fully charged at the office
ate u surving on self service sir?(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: 25 Days Of No Sex by MrCork: 8:03am On Jul 30, 2024
ChildOfDoom:
It won't be easy.

I know I have pledged before

I will try again and see how much I can save this period

I will update you all daily

Though night time might be boring


I will have to ensure my phone and powerbank is fully charged at the office
angry
RomanceRe: I Go Leave Romance Section For Una by MrCork: 8:02am On Jul 30, 2024
BaddieFreak:
Just like the topic, i go leave romance section for una if you are not careful, una mumu don dey too much for here. The hatred is too much. Everyone is always cursing each other, where is the love?

John 3:16 - For God so love the world, that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believe in him shall not perish but have everlasting life.

But you don't practice the teachings of God here, why? angry

I am sure you are going to miss me here if I am gone undecided
Baby, calm down, calm down
Girl, this your WAHALA e put our heart for lockdown
For lockdown, oh, lockdown.
are u lightskin?? angry
RomanceRe: I Go Leave Romance Section For Una by MrCork: 8:00am On Jul 30, 2024
BaddieFreak:
Just like the topic, i go leave romance section for una if you are not careful, una mumu don dey too much for here. The hatred is too much. Everyone is always cursing each other, where is the love?

John 3:16 - For God so love the world, that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believe in him shall not perish but have everlasting life.

But you don't practice the teachings of God here, why? angry

I am sure you are going to miss me here if I am gone undecided
angry
RomanceRe: I Am So Obsessed With My Natural Nails (pics) by MrCork: 1:36am On Jul 30, 2024
BaddieFreak:
Just ask your girlfriend to do one, and whenever she wants to go to the toilet, follow her and you will get your answer.
are u lightskin? angry
RomanceRe: I Am So Obsessed With My Natural Nails (pics) by MrCork: 10:28pm On Jul 29, 2024
BaddieFreak:
So I am feeling pretty tonight so I decided to give you all a sneak peek of my beautiful nails. I am so obsessed with my natural nails.
Yor finnger loooooklike carrot.....why is it bend?((no oofencse)) angry
RomanceRe: I Am So Obsessed With My Natural Nails (pics) by MrCork: 10:27pm On Jul 29, 2024
BaddieFreak:
So I am feeling pretty tonight so I decided to give you all a sneak peek of my beautiful nails. I am so obsessed with my natural nails.
angry
RomanceRe: How Many Of You Hungry Lazy Pathetic Mofos Are Protesting? by MrCork(op): 10:20pm On Jul 29, 2024
Reggaero:
God punish you,i send account u no fit drop money......
baba drop aza make i find u 1k chop... mumu
You not even ashame of yor sef begggin for moiney..when did u ever see a female beg for moiney? Men who help other men are gay. Men dont help men. Real men help women only..
If u protest, You shall be arrrest for robbery!! angry
RomanceRe: How Many Of You Hungry Lazy Pathetic Mofos Are Protesting? by MrCork(op): 10:08pm On Jul 29, 2024
Reggaero:
palmpay 9069342198,God bless you sir

Geraaaaaaa raaaaaaa here mennnn.....YOU LAZZZZZZZZZZZZY BUHARI YOUTH!...go n find job!!!!((no oofencse)) angry
RomanceRe: How Many Of You Hungry Lazy Pathetic Mofos Are Protesting? by MrCork(op): 9:38pm On Jul 29, 2024
Reggaero:
Na waa ooo......your brain just dey decay, day by day.....
i wonder how your children brain go look like,you no even sabi how to write good english,God will help you
See yor bleach face like monkey banana yansh..so u upset becuzz govament is trying to prevent u & yor arm robbber ciusins from looooting innosent people's business..corrrect?
Ok u no wot am going to do.i will help u. Send me yor account nos & i will send u £5 to buy cloth & foood!!((((THANK ME LATER)))) angry
RomanceRe: How Many Of You Hungry Lazy Pathetic Mofos Are Protesting? by MrCork(op): 8:38pm On Jul 29, 2024
Sapasenator:
Can you show your activities on NL to your relatives? Are they going to be proud of you? Try and grow up ok. Even Hellvictorinho is now acting more matured than you and you are ove or 45yr old already.
U things are loookin for opotunity to commit arm robbbery all in the name of protest & then i call u lazzzzzy buharri youth....did i say somtin wrong sir..am i lyin?...are u people not waitin for opotunity to theif?? (no oofense) undecided
RomanceRe: How Many Of You Hungry Lazy Pathetic Mofos Are Protesting? by MrCork(op): 8:27pm On Jul 29, 2024
Sapasenator:
Shut up and go back to your cage!
I take it u one of the protester, u lazzzzzy buhari youth...canr u find a nice job like learning mechanic work or plumbarring.u a disgrasecto nigeria sir. Dont be lazzzy!!(no oofencse) lipsrsealed
RomanceHow Many Of You Hungry Lazy Pathetic Mofos Are Protesting? by MrCork(op):
M.O.D....FRONT PAGE PLEASE!! angry


We juss heard the news here in london that u homebase people are protesting for rice...true?. 98% of nairaland guys come hear to beg for moiney. The females dont even beg.

MY PROFESIONAL ADVISE:
THE GOVAMENT NEED TO CAGE U HUNGRY BUHARI SKINNNY LOOIKIN LAZY YOUTH & LOCK U UP FOR HUNGARISM....especially those of u who create beggin threads!!!!(no oofencse) angry

RomanceRe: August 1st Protest by MrCork: 4:23pm On Jul 29, 2024
Meedon:
We must protest. We shall protest peacefully and Nigeria shall be a better place again.

I'm calling on these monikers to hit the street on August 1st 2024

Realitykings
Abba24
Hellavictorinho and the rest come out and protests against hunger
brother...romance section is strictly for chassssin women,,,,,not for riot protest!!!!(no oofeincse) angry
PropertiesRe: Have You Ever Seen A Black-colored House? by MrCork: 4:20pm On Jul 29, 2024
Tobichima:
?
are u from the village sir?(no oofeincse) embarassed
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Signs New Minimum Wage Bill Into Law by MrCork: 4:14pm On Jul 29, 2024
Salewa97:
https://www.channelstv.com/2024/07/29/breaking-tinubu-signs-new-minimum-wage-bill-into-law/
i usually pay olosho 50k per cumm...is that minimum wage sir? (no oofeincse) angry
RomanceRe: My Female Neighbor Always Stares At My Car by MrCork: 4:13pm On Jul 29, 2024
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]My female neighbor always stares at my car…What could it mean?[/color]
i dont truss him...i think he tryna impregnate yor car...truss me!! undecided
RomanceRe: August 1st Protest by MrCork: 4:10pm On Jul 29, 2024
Meedon:
We must protest. We shall protest peacefully and Nigeria shall be a better place again.

I'm calling on these monikers to hit the street on August 1st 2024

Realitykings
Abba24
Hellavictorinho and the rest come out and protests against hunger
1) Realitykings <<<<<<<<dies of hunger 3 days ago

2) Hellavictorinho <<<<<almost dead of of hunger but slightly alive


bro u calling the wrong folks....bro but how can u call this 2 broke mofolistick lapalapa mugus to protest when they looooklike toooth pig.they havent even eaten for 3 days?..juss sayin!!(no oofeincse) angry
RomanceRe: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by MrCork: 4:06pm On Jul 29, 2024
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo…[/color]
YESS & HELL YESSS we all lovvvit....can we mate twice please? smiley
RomanceRe: Help, I'm still a virgin at 21 years old! by MrCork: 4:04pm On Jul 29, 2024
Failure44:
Good afternoon house, I'm 21 years and still a virgin. I'm not happy at all even tho am a handsome guy, So I have decided to try this sex thing through an ashawo but am shocked at the prices am seeing on coded runs.
I was budgeting 50k for over night but on checking the site am seeing 100-150k.

People actually pay these prices?
And please I need the link to the ashawo peer barlour telegram.
son dont they sell vaseline in yor area??(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: Help, I'm still a virgin at 21 years old! by MrCork: 4:03pm On Jul 29, 2024
Failure44:
Good afternoon house, I'm 21 years and still a virgin. I'm not happy at all even tho am a handsome guy, So I have decided to try this sex thing through an ashawo but am shocked at the prices am seeing on coded runs.
I was budgeting 50k for over night but on checking the site am seeing 100-150k.

People actually pay these prices?
And please I need the link to the ashawo peer barlour telegram.
angry
RomanceRe: Hello Everyone Happy Saturday I Need A Serious Relationship by MrCork: 3:03pm On Jul 29, 2024
Deprincess4321:
i guess ur nt ok fr saying dis shit,,my boyfrnd cheating dosnt mean i should cheat on him,,am reserved,,how many women he cares to v fun with,i dnt care,bt my bdy is jst fr him aln,i see no reasn of cheating on him,cuz he takes gud care of me and provides my need, am satisfied wit him,so rest
Good news babe. Please ignore my last post. I finaly found a man who say he love u & ready to marrry u.he say he will pay me 20k if i link him wit u.so u hav to marrrry him. He more respinsible than yor boyfriend & he ready to love u. We need to conclude
RomanceRe: Hello Everyone Happy Saturday I Need A Serious Relationship by MrCork: 2:16pm On Jul 29, 2024
Peterodion49:
PLEASE LADIES IN THE HOUSE 🏠🏠🏠 FEEL FREE TO DM ME ON WHATSAPP I RESIDE IN ABUJA JIKWWOYI READY TO MINGLE WITH SOMEONE WITHIN ABUJA MARABA/JIKWWOYI AXIS WHATSAPP ME FOR SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP 08171096446 cool cool cool cool cool
dont wooory bro..i will giv u one of my babe & her name is meobizy...she cant ciok but she good wit micro wave.
She dont hav yansh thou but she ok in the face a little. I will talk to her for u sir. cheesy

But is she messssup, i will giv u my other babe called Deprincess4321. i will giv u this one for free becuzz she complain to much & she rude like krazy sir angry
!!!((THANK ME LATER))) smiley

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