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Nairaland General › Re: I'm Willing To Pay For This by MrCork: 3:59pm On Aug 05, 2024
AllMight:
Anyway i can get driving license in a week or 2 week max?
^^^^419 yahoo homebased fraudster....

....son u belong in jail & jail u shall be...AMEN!¬!!!!((no oofeincse)) angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Are You Going Right Now by MrCork: 2:21pm On Aug 05, 2024
Mercisharelove:
Isaiah 53:6 All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the LORD hath laid on him the iniquity of us all.


THE LORD has laid on CHRIST the iniquity of us all. Everyone's eternal death, yes.
Are you still talking about your sins, calling yourself a sinner??. Read it again, this time quietly.... So that your respect for CHRIST will be upgraded to the next level hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah.
^^^still rude undecided
Romance › Re: Most Ladies Private Part Has Become...... by MrCork: 1:05pm On Aug 05, 2024
Mercisharelove:
Shut up dirty pig
^^^very rude undecided
Romance › Re: Most Ladies Private Part Has Become...... by MrCork: 12:05pm On Aug 05, 2024
Mercisharelove:
Photos and videos folks browse on and watch.

What a shame to functioning brain's, I doubt their brains rather their system is okay.

It's a simple sign of mental disorders
Ok then Proooof it...show me (only me) yor puccccccci so i can check ....and please hurrry!! cheesy


No need to be rude pls undecided
Romance › Re: Wedding Invitation by MrCork: 11:42am On Aug 05, 2024
RealityKings:
With death I suppose
No death preparation for you sir....you all good. .CONGRATS!!! wink
Romance › Re: Wedding Invitation by MrCork: 10:53am On Aug 05, 2024
squarelead:
Come 27th of April. Nairalanders are all invited.
Cant come.......i have a date!!!((,no oofencse)) angry
Romance › Re: I Swear Women Are Funny Creatures by MrCork: 10:14am On Aug 05, 2024
Domaining101:
Honestly right now, if God asks me for one wish, i want to enter into the mind of a woman and see the world from their perspective, let me know how they think. When men are busy grinding and working hard, trying to become millionaires, those one's na Korean movies dey their head, lee min hoo, koo jumpio... Later they'll be looking for rich man to marry.
Op angry
Romance › Re: I Swear Women Are Funny Creatures by MrCork: 10:02am On Aug 05, 2024
Domaining101:
Honestly right now, if God asks me for one wish, i want to enter into the mind of a woman and see the world from their perspective, let me know how they think. When men are busy grinding and working hard, trying to become millionaires, those one's na Korean movies dey their head, lee min hoo, koo jumpio... Later they'll be looking for rich man to marry.
angry
Romance › Re: Is the light green or still in ambient by MrCork: 7:18am On Aug 05, 2024
Kemzee01:
There's this girl at my workplace...lately we've been closed than before I told her i like her and will like to make her mine buh if she doesn't feel the same way it's fine…She said I'm joking about it. I told her I'm serious and not joking…she never said 'yes or no' yet she pays for the little things I ask her to pay, she's touchy on me, she texts me, always wanting to be in my space when I'm around etc. I'm I missing any information?... Cuz a yes or no would help in making me clarified.
Please I need your opinion.
Is she lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: Is the light green or still in ambient by MrCork: 7:17am On Aug 05, 2024
Kemzee01:
There's this girl at my workplace...lately we've been closed than before I told her i like her and will like to make her mine buh if she doesn't feel the same way it's fine…She said I'm joking about it. I told her I'm serious and not joking…she never said 'yes or no' yet she pays for the little things I ask her to pay, she's touchy on me, she texts me, always wanting to be in my space when I'm around etc. I'm I missing any information?... Cuz a yes or no would help in making me clarified.
Please I need your opinion.
angry
Christianity Etc › Re: I Heard Satan Gave Someone A Gift by MrCork: 12:00am On Aug 05, 2024
Mercisharelove:
Dirty fool, go home and have a bath you stink of death
U need a man. I no u need man coz u definately lonely. Good news is my job is to love u long time juss like chocolate milk all over ice cream.u need me inside u as a patrotick citizen coz u need man in yor life,me!!(((THANK ME LATER))) smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: I Heard Satan Gave Someone A Gift by MrCork: 9:19pm On Aug 04, 2024
Mercisharelove:
Tell your master you failed
Calm down woman, you too agressive & u have anger issue.pls act like lady for onece. Is it wrong to ask u directly for puccccccccci..van i not ask u for pycccci has a friend?.did i say domtin wrong?
WOMAN..ACT LIKE A LADY & CALM DOWN PLEASE!!!!!!!! undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Discovery Channel by MrCork: 8:44pm On Aug 04, 2024
Mercisharelove:
Shut up kids
Dont be rudes undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: I Heard Satan Gave Someone A Gift by MrCork: 8:43pm On Aug 04, 2024
Mercisharelove:
Wasting precious time trying to derail the gospel, keep trying fool. Tell your master you are too little
Ok i apoligice. Lets talk about gospell. Who is gospell?
Romance › Re: Why Is Feminism "Bad"? by MrCork: 8:16pm On Aug 04, 2024
missjekyll:
Which of these hardwon rights and freedoms would you deny yourself?

On the contrary, you want all of these and even more. Feminists fought for all these. We should all be feminists...
Feminism women usual hav priiik.they looklike man angry
Romance › Re: Why Do People Describe What Helps Them Only As Perfect? by MrCork: 7:37pm On Aug 04, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
For example

Facebook has been useless to me since I was born

It has made me to lose murny to certain bastards

Itz been a waste of time


But you see those that can't relate

I don't expect them to agree


Let me invite the shameless crooks knightred and MrCork


Everything I say means begging to them


Anyways, they must disagree with me as well when I condemn Facebook


Whatever


angry
Son..Good news is yor head is not corrrrect oficialy, thanks to yor repeted dumb post however...bad news is yor head will never be correct only until chrissmas 2059!!((((THANK ME LATER)))) smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Discovery Channel by MrCork: 6:09pm On Aug 04, 2024
Mercisharelove:
Discover who you are, you are not who you think you have been.

Therefore if any man be in CHRIST, he is a NEW CREATURE: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become NEW. HALLELUJAH.
-- 2 Corinthians 5:17
Apologys, no man want u on nairaland.....i tried..i really tried everyting undecided


I advatise u as a wifey material...2 people said FOK . NO!! angry
i advatise u as pastor..they said NO!! wink
I advatise u as a honest woman....they said HELL N0!!! angry
I adatised u as single, lonely but nice...they said you on yor own!!! undecided
I evwn advatise u as employed....they said u jobless angry
Lastly, i advatise u as cougar......only 4 unemployed men showed intarest & they love u!!!!((((THANK ME LATER)))) smiley
Romance › Happy Sunday!! by MrCork(op):
...and have a blessed day!! wink
Romance › Re: How Can I I Get To Cement Bus Stop Ago Palace Okota by MrCork:
Balablue64:
Please i stay around gbagada and i will be going for an interview there please who knows how i can get cement bus stop, ago palace way okota
Bakerloo line sir! smiley
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 3:54pm On Aug 04, 2024
OntheMoon:
Lol, you funny 😆
ermm brotha...u want Mercisharelove or not?...she lone, single & ready to mingle. U want abi u dont want sir?(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 1:25pm On Aug 04, 2024
OntheMoon:
Good morning guys, sorry to disturb y'all.. I just need some help honestly.

Can anyone please help me with a job that can accommodate me 🙏 if its a house job or something, I'm a hardworking boy.

Man just need to survive... There's nothing in my bank.
I know nairaland has good people and please if you can employ me, I'd be glad.

This is my WhatsApp, please contact me 08103370216.... Let's talk. thank you ❤️🙏
Good news brother
Mercisharelove is a woman pastor loookin for man on nairaland.she cant coook but she a expert with microwave........i will instruct her to date u & giv u childrens¡!!((((THANK ME LATRR))) wink
Christianity Etc › Re: I Heard Satan Gave Someone A Gift by MrCork: 12:40pm On Aug 04, 2024
Mercisharelove:
Satan's men got nothing but the glory of the world which comes to nothing. We speak the MIGHTIEST POWER OF GOD ALMIGHTY AND HIS WONDERFUL WISDOM of GOD ALMIGHTIEST IN a mystery. Hallelujah.

Luke 4:5 And the devil, taking HIM CHRIST JESUS up into an high mountain of the world, dust to dust and ashes to ashes, shewed unto HIM all the kingdoms rubbish of the world in a moment of time.

4:6 And the devil said unto HIM , All this power - uselessness will I give thee, and the glory - shame of them: for that is delivered unto me of sin; and to whomsoever I will I give it. To practice sin.

MERCISHARELOVE...YOU AGAIN!!!!! undecided
I dont need satan....i neeed pucccccccci, yors.are we yanshing or nut??(((no oofencse))) angry

Phones › Re: MTN Network Is Very Useless Recently by MrCork: 11:32pm On Aug 03, 2024
chiiraq802:
Very useless
Why dint u pay ypr bill?? undecided
Romance › Re: Can Women Really Multitask? by MrCork: 9:06pm On Aug 03, 2024
FRANCISTOWN:
The human brain can be likened to a computer processor in terms of command/information execution.

How does a computer processor work?
The computer processor can not do more than one task at a time. The processor only gives the illusion of multitasking. What the processor does is context switching. It switches between queues of ready jobs very quickly depending on the type of scheduling.
What is scheduling?
Scheduling is simply telling the processor how to allocate it's resources to perform ready task.
There are 3 types of scheduling, preemptive, cooperative and non-preemptive . But I'll only talk about two. This is not the standard definition, but it is easily comprehensible.

Preemptive. A task on the processor can be interrupted even when it hasn't completed it's cycle.
Non-preemptive. A task must complete it's cycle before interruption.

Now there are types of OS but I'll still talk about two, since the humans have just a brain.
A single tasking OS and a multitasking OS.

A single tasking OS performs just a task at a time while the multitasking system performs many tasks at a time.
Now, most multitasking OS use cooperative and preemptive scheduling while most single tasking use non-preemptive.

I don't know how people came up with this unfounded theory that women can easily multitask. It's even more shocking how some "educated" people believe that hogwash. It's impossible for a human being to multitask. The only thing a human being can do is to task-switch i.e, to quickly switch jobs within a very short time just the way a processor does context-switching.

A woman who is washing, cooking, talking to friends and seeing movies concurrently is not multitasking , she is only task-switching.

There is really no much difference between a man and a woman's brain. But we engage our brain differently. Men engage a kind of non-preemptive single tasking method while women engage a multitasking preemptive method. Mind you the multitasking is a taskswitching in disguise.

Men focus on one thing at a time, a man can also do the laundry and cook at the same time, but a man would rather do one before the other, while a woman can do that most concurrently like she's licking a lollypop. This means, women taskswitch often than men. Most men will reduce the TV volume to answer a call while women can watch their TV and talk to friends taskswitchingly only missing few details.
It affects thinking as well. Women can think about several things taskswitchingly.

She's thinking about jide, she's not done with that, next moment she's thinking about Saheed not done with that she's thinking about her friend, not done still she's thinking about what to eat tonight, then she goes back to jide. And now she's thinking about the clothes she saw 3weeks ago.

Women think a lot, without really thinking a lot. Because they love to taskswitch, they are distracted alot(preemptive scheduling). But on the other hand. Men are mono taskers, men prefer to focus on a task and see it to the end before he embarks on another task (non-preemptive).

Some of the advantages of women taskswitching are that.
1. They produce a fast result.
2. Therefore they save time.
3. They handle more task.
4. Time management.

Now one of the disadvantages of this taskswitching is starvation. This is when a task cannot get a processor resources for execution.
Because women taskswitch a lot. Some tasks don't get enough attention and they end up failing. Sometimes, they may burn the food, say somethings without having careful thoughts about them, take rash decisions. This is why many of them are called "Fish brains"

A woman can meet a man today and decide whether she'll marry him or not that same today. She'll just think about him and in 5secs she's thinking about another thing.


A man on the other hand doesn't think about many things concurrently. A man can use one week to think and ponder about something. A man can use one year, 3 years and several years to ponder on something until he has a way out on it. Men often don't stop doing or thinking until there is a desired result. Because they don't think deep, they don't think well.

Have you noticed that after a breakup. The man in love would prolly be heartbroken for a very long time than a woman who was in love. Some men remain heartbroken for 5years while some women move to the next available customer barely after 3week.

Some of the benefits of single tasking include:
1. Minimized cognitive effort.
2. Improved focus.
3. Getting into a flow state more easily.
4. Less stress while keeping productivity high.
5. Blocks out distractions.
6. Promotes self discipline.

Psychologically, taskswitching is not good for the brain as it reduces productivity.

This is why men have achieved greater things in every sphere of life due to single tasking (Focus and deep thinking).
Okay! Multitasking is a myth created and acknowledged by bunch of uneducated literates. No human brain is really capable of multitasking.
Women act most of the times without thinking about the consequences of their actions but men do have a thorough thought before action. Men are better deep and conceptual thinkers while women are better at fast thinking. Whereas fast thinking are not always the right thinking.

Do you have any question?
angry
Romance › Re: Watch This Rare Video Of Davido And Chioma Kissing. by MrCork: 12:25pm On Aug 03, 2024
cash365:
https://youtube.com/shorts/a93JmP1I4zo?si=bt5uo9xMDGIUeV3-

You won't believe this. Watch this rare video of Davido and Chioma kissing.

https://youtube.com/shorts/a93JmP1I4zo?si=bt5uo9xMDGIUeV3-
^^^^^VIRUS ALERT...DO NOT KLICK..FAKE LINK!!!! shocked
Romance › Re: Please I Intend Using Delay Viagra: Any Side Effects? by MrCork: 9:30am On Aug 03, 2024
Bornboy4:
Occasionally I experience non interest in sex even when my girlfriend comes to stay with me and a friend recommended Delay Viagra.

Please I don't know if this product is safe.
I've just bought it though and I intend trying it out.

Please let someone who has tried it out share his experience with me.
Are u usin it on male or female sir?(no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: How Pornography Ruined My Life: A Personal Reflection by MrCork: 9:29am On Aug 03, 2024
BrownEnvelop:
Growing up in the digital age, I was exposed to pornography at a very young age. What began as innocent curiosity and a desire to explore the unknown quickly spiraled into an addiction that took over my life. Little did I know that the allure of pornography would lead me down a destructive path that left me feeling empty, ashamed, and disconnected from the world around me.

At first, the world of porn seemed exciting and forbidden. It offered a glimpse into a realm of fantasy, pleasure, and uninhibited desire. The ease of access through the internet meant that it was always just a few clicks away. As I delved deeper into this world, I found myself craving the instant gratification and escape it provided. It felt like a temporary relief from the pressures and stresses of everyday life.

But as time went on, I began to realize the harmful impact it was having on my life. What started as a harmless curiosity had escalated into an addictive behavior that consumed my thoughts and actions. I found myself spending hours on end seeking out increasingly explicit and graphic material, always chasing that next high but feeling increasingly hollow inside.

The consequences of my addiction to pornography began to manifest in various aspects of my life. It affected my relationships, as I struggled to form genuine connections with others. The distorted and unrealistic portrayals of intimacy and sexuality that I had become accustomed to in porn made it difficult for me to engage in healthy and fulfilling relationships. It eroded the trust and emotional intimacy that should have been the foundation of my connections with others.

Additionally, my own self-esteem and self-image suffered as a result. I found myself comparing my body and sexual performance to the idealized and airbrushed images of perfection depicted in porn. This led to feelings of inadequacy and shame, as I struggled to accept myself for who I was. The more I indulged in pornography, the more I felt trapped in a cycle of self-loathing and dissatisfaction.
Moreover, the impact extended to my mental and emotional well-being. I experienced feelings of guilt and shame, knowing that I was engaging in a behavior that was unhealthy and harmful. The constant stimulation from porn desensitized me to the beauty of real, meaningful human connection. Instead of seeking fulfillment in genuine interactions and experiences, I found myself retreating further into the artificial and superficial world of pornography.

As I reflect on the impact of pornography on my life, I realize that it took me away from the life I truly wanted to lead. It robbed me of the opportunity to form genuine connections, to experience love, and to appreciate the beauty of intimacy in a meaningful and respectful way. It perpetuated a cycle of shame and escapism that hindered my personal growth and well-being.

Over time, I sought help and support to break free from the grip of pornography. It was a challenging journey, and there were times when I felt overwhelmed and discouraged. However, with determination and the support of loved ones, I began to rebuild my life. I sought therapy, engaged in self-reflection, and found healthier outlets for my emotions and desires. Although the scars of my past addiction remain, I am now on a path towards healing and rediscovering the joys of genuine, authentic relationships.

If there is one lesson I have learned from my experience, it is the importance of raising awareness about the potential harm of pornography. It is crucial to educate others about the risks and consequences of engaging in excessive and unhealthy patterns of consumption. We must support those who are struggling, and create a safe space for open dialogue and understanding.

In sharing my story, I hope to shed light on the hidden costs of pornography. It is a cautionary tale that serves as a reminder of the need to approach sexual content with mindfulness and responsibility. I urge anyone who may be grappling with similar challenges to seek help and know that there is hope for a brighter, healthier future beyond the shadows of pornography.

My journey has been a tumultuous one, and the impact of pornography on my life has been profound. But through introspection, support, and a commitment to change, I have taken the first steps towards reclaiming my life from the grip of addiction. It is my hope that by speaking out, I can contribute to a greater understanding of the complexities of this issue and offer solace to those who may be struggling in silence. With empathy and compassion, we can work towards creating a world where individuals can find genuine fulfillment and connection, free from the damaging effects of pornography.
https://nigerianstreet.com/how-pornography-ruined-my-life-a-personal-reflection/
oga...therrrris a reason why summmary exist....no need to right a movie!!!!((no oofencse)) angry
Romance › Re: How Pornography Ruined My Life: A Personal Reflection by MrCork: 9:28am On Aug 03, 2024
BrownEnvelop:
Growing up in the digital age, I was exposed to pornography at a very young age. What began as innocent curiosity and a desire to explore the unknown quickly spiraled into an addiction that took over my life. Little did I know that the allure of pornography would lead me down a destructive path that left me feeling empty, ashamed, and disconnected from the world around me.

At first, the world of porn seemed exciting and forbidden. It offered a glimpse into a realm of fantasy, pleasure, and uninhibited desire. The ease of access through the internet meant that it was always just a few clicks away. As I delved deeper into this world, I found myself craving the instant gratification and escape it provided. It felt like a temporary relief from the pressures and stresses of everyday life.

But as time went on, I began to realize the harmful impact it was having on my life. What started as a harmless curiosity had escalated into an addictive behavior that consumed my thoughts and actions. I found myself spending hours on end seeking out increasingly explicit and graphic material, always chasing that next high but feeling increasingly hollow inside.

The consequences of my addiction to pornography began to manifest in various aspects of my life. It affected my relationships, as I struggled to form genuine connections with others. The distorted and unrealistic portrayals of intimacy and sexuality that I had become accustomed to in porn made it difficult for me to engage in healthy and fulfilling relationships. It eroded the trust and emotional intimacy that should have been the foundation of my connections with others.

Additionally, my own self-esteem and self-image suffered as a result. I found myself comparing my body and sexual performance to the idealized and airbrushed images of perfection depicted in porn. This led to feelings of inadequacy and shame, as I struggled to accept myself for who I was. The more I indulged in pornography, the more I felt trapped in a cycle of self-loathing and dissatisfaction.
Moreover, the impact extended to my mental and emotional well-being. I experienced feelings of guilt and shame, knowing that I was engaging in a behavior that was unhealthy and harmful. The constant stimulation from porn desensitized me to the beauty of real, meaningful human connection. Instead of seeking fulfillment in genuine interactions and experiences, I found myself retreating further into the artificial and superficial world of pornography.

As I reflect on the impact of pornography on my life, I realize that it took me away from the life I truly wanted to lead. It robbed me of the opportunity to form genuine connections, to experience love, and to appreciate the beauty of intimacy in a meaningful and respectful way. It perpetuated a cycle of shame and escapism that hindered my personal growth and well-being.

Over time, I sought help and support to break free from the grip of pornography. It was a challenging journey, and there were times when I felt overwhelmed and discouraged. However, with determination and the support of loved ones, I began to rebuild my life. I sought therapy, engaged in self-reflection, and found healthier outlets for my emotions and desires. Although the scars of my past addiction remain, I am now on a path towards healing and rediscovering the joys of genuine, authentic relationships.

If there is one lesson I have learned from my experience, it is the importance of raising awareness about the potential harm of pornography. It is crucial to educate others about the risks and consequences of engaging in excessive and unhealthy patterns of consumption. We must support those who are struggling, and create a safe space for open dialogue and understanding.

In sharing my story, I hope to shed light on the hidden costs of pornography. It is a cautionary tale that serves as a reminder of the need to approach sexual content with mindfulness and responsibility. I urge anyone who may be grappling with similar challenges to seek help and know that there is hope for a brighter, healthier future beyond the shadows of pornography.

My journey has been a tumultuous one, and the impact of pornography on my life has been profound. But through introspection, support, and a commitment to change, I have taken the first steps towards reclaiming my life from the grip of addiction. It is my hope that by speaking out, I can contribute to a greater understanding of the complexities of this issue and offer solace to those who may be struggling in silence. With empathy and compassion, we can work towards creating a world where individuals can find genuine fulfillment and connection, free from the damaging effects of pornography.
https://nigerianstreet.com/how-pornography-ruined-my-life-a-personal-reflection/
angry
Politics › Re: Day 3: Lagos Protesters Are Outside Again For #EndBadGovernance by MrCork: 9:26am On Aug 03, 2024
Crimecity:
Lagos protesters are outside again today!
zBUT WHY ARE THIS IBO PEOPLE PROTESTING FOR AGAIN!!!!((no oofencse)) angry
Romance › Re: “Na Because Of Bad Govt I Never See Husband” – 37-Year-Old Protester (Photo) by MrCork: 9:25am On Aug 03, 2024
saintbillion:
I have a fair yellow sister. I'll give her to u. Don't arrest me sir
....NOW U TALKING MY LANGUAGE SIR.......BIG RESPET TO YOU!!!!!! cheesy

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