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Berlyn:
thanks

^^^Berlyn is a wifey material & will all ways be our favourite....they never cuss.


...unlike those village loookin semi edukkated Homebase togolian lookin Togo women such as Hisdichess,Ellacute45, Onstelly, HateU2 & other nairaland things who cuss innosent people from feburary to Decemmber (no oofeense)

Berlyn:
lolz who cares

olendave:
No, that chocolate skin complexion of Berlyn is a major turn on for some people I think I am part of.

olendave:
No, that chocolate skin complexion of Berlyn is a major turn on for some people I think I am part of.

jerrywill:
This is my first story and write up,so please bear with me....your critisism,corrections and contributions are welcomed and will be appreciated...thank you.

let us know me first before we proceed....

My name is Jeremiah(don't ask for surname)...I am average in hight,though some will say I'm short...chocolate(abi dark) in complexion...slim(but normal) with a big afro...

I am known to be shy when it comes to girls,but I am a badoo in the game oo...this story was a result of a beautiful girl,Goodness by name,showed up in my neighbourhood(a new girl she was) and played down on my guys...a group of five...that never looses any girl they went after.

This girl played the hard to get to the extent it provoked the bad Jerry in me to showcase...and so it went this way...

to be continued.......

jerrywill:
This is my first story and write up,so please bear with me....your critisism,corrections and contributions are welcomed and will be appreciated...thank you.

let us know me first before we proceed....

My name is Jeremiah(don't ask for surname)...I am average in hight,though some will say I'm short...chocolate(abi dark) in complexion...slim(but normal) with a big afro...

I am known to be shy when it comes to girls,but I am a badoo in the game oo...this story was a result of a beautiful girl,Goodness by name,showed up in my neighbourhood(a new girl she was) and played down on my guys...a group of five...that never looses any girl they went after.

This girl played the hard to get to the extent it provoked the bad Jerry in me to showcase...and so it went this way...

to be continued.......

alobright17:
Be-careful with chats,I prefer voice calls anytime any day.

Berlyn:
Whats your biggest turn off in a partner

just want to see what might be off putting about me......feel free to leave turn ons too What's the biggest turn off for you in the opposite sex? In the bedroom or just in everyday life?

HateU2:
please go and sleep. You need rest

opichika:
My girl friend visited me yesterday night'and i ask HER whats should I offer her''?AND she said notin but ''SEX''''''SO AFTER 2 ROUNDS SHE STILL DEMANDIN FOR MORE'' WHICH SHE HAVE NEVER Done BEFORE ever SINCE I KNOW HER''NEXT in EARLY MOMO SHE STILL WOKE ME UP AND ASK ME FOR ANODA SEX AGAIN!!'''after everytin she den finaly bring out an engagement ''RING''WIT AN ENVELOPE CONTIANIN HER TRADITIONAL WEEDIND INVITATION card WIT A MILLION TEARS ON HER FACE''''!TELLIN ME THAT SHE Z GETING MARRIED''''While I PROMISE MYSELF NEVER HAV ANYTIN TO DO WIT A MARRIED WOMAN'''AND EVER SINCE DEN MY CONCIENCE IS PUTIN ON D RUN''PLZ GUYS RE my TO BLAME IN A CASE LIK THIS''''?BE LOYAL ABEG'''

opichika:
My girl friend visited me yesterday night'and i ask HER whats should I offer her''?AND she said notin but ''SEX''''''SO AFTER 2 ROUNDS SHE STILL DEMANDIN FOR MORE'' WHICH SHE HAVE NEVER Done BEFORE ever SINCE I KNOW HER''NEXT in EARLY MOMO SHE STILL WOKE ME UP AND ASK ME FOR ANODA SEX AGAIN!!'''after everytin she den finaly bring out an engagement ''RING''WIT AN ENVELOPE CONTIANIN HER TRADITIONAL WEEDIND INVITATION card WIT A MILLION TEARS ON HER FACE''''!TELLIN ME THAT SHE Z GETING MARRIED''''While I PROMISE MYSELF NEVER HAV ANYTIN TO DO WIT A MARRIED WOMAN'''AND EVER SINCE DEN MY CONCIENCE IS PUTIN ON D RUN''PLZ GUYS RE my TO BLAME IN A CASE LIK THIS''''?BE LOYAL ABEG'''

HateU2:
she is lying sir.

I heard your kondo is too long and I'm just a baby. Im a virgin.

Can you wait till wedding night

ellacute45:
The groundbreaking artists challenging religion through art
A meteor-hit pope, crucifixes submerged in urine and Israeli soldiers reenacting the Last Supper: these artists steer away from what the Bible told us
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Text Leah Sinclair
Religious iconography and art has always been a controversial mixture. Often considered a sign of disrespect, or used as a way to create scandal, artists have used such works to both question and give their opinion on the mystery of
religion. From the use of bodily fluids by
Andres Serrano , to the pop culture filled world of David LaChapelle, these are some artists who utilised faith in the most creative — and at times — most questionable ways. With the forthcoming release of Art & Religion in the 21st Century – which features an in-depth study of the relationship between art and religion over the years, we chart ten artists who have challenged religion, from the hidden culture of the female Muslim women in China, to the trippy, Manga-inspired world that mixes technology with Buddhism.
HANNAH WILKE – SUPER-T-ART
American performance artist Hannah Wilke captured her transformation in striptease style, in the photographic series “Super T-Art”. The series of photos aimed to parody the female body as a commodity, with her progressive transformation from herself to the erotic persona of Venus to what she alludes to as the ultimate “pin up”: Jesus Christ, the superstar. The images brought together sexuality and spirituality, and suggested that the allure of Jesus was that he is portrayed as sex symbol through his various appearances in art. Makes you look at Piero della Francesca’s “The Baptism of Christ” a little differently, right?
MAURIZIO CATTELAN – LA NONA ORA
Humour and religion has often been resulted in risqué work, and Maurizio Cattelan definitely delivered on that with “La Nona Ora”. The life-size installation of Pope John Paul II struck down by a meteor created mixed reaction after its 1999 debut, specifically for how realistic and lifelike the figure of John Paul II was. The original installation was completed with a shattered skylight and red carpet, creating many interpretations of what “La Nona Ora” meant. Did the meteor represent an act of God, or merely that the Pope is human like the rest of us and can be struck down like us all?
DAVID LACHAPELLE – AMERICAN JESUS: HOLD ME, CARRY ME BOLDLY
David LaChapelle is known for his colourful, often twisted, take on pop culture, showcasing the biggest stars from The Kardashians to Jesus Christ himself. His exhibition American Jesus: Hold Me, Carry Me Boldly , displayed the iconicism that our society hold towards celebrities as though they are religious figures, with numerous images of Jesus and Michael Jackson. The poppy, religious themed imagery features a contemporary artist who was both crucified in the media and idolised by the masses, creating an interesting analysis between pop culture figures and religious ones alike.
ADI NES – UNTITLED
In one of his most famous images, Israeli photographer Adi Nes recreates
Leonardo da Vinci’s “ The Last Supper ”, but replaces the central figures with Israeli soldiers. The photo depicts 14 young soldiers sitting around a crooked table as they smoke, drink coffee and converse with one another. Nes spoke of the photo, stating: “The moment you serve as a soldier, you choose to give yourself over to the society, to the army, to someone else. You have to take the possibility you're going to die. Here, I tried to incorporate the idea that this supper may be the last for any of them, not just Jesus. All of them are Jesus, all of them are Judas.” The image appeared on the front page of the New York Times in 2008 and helped establish Nes as one of Israel’s most acclaimed, albeit controversial, photographers.
RON MUECK – YOUTH
Known for his lifelike sculptures, Ron Mueck played with race, religion and identity with “Youth”. The hyperreal sculpture shows a young black boy staring at a stab wound under his chest, mirroring the paintings of Jesus Christ showing the wound in his side to his disciple Thomas and allowing the viewer to really create their own interpretations on the meaning behind it.
ANDRES SERRANO – PISS CHRIST
Take a photograph of a crucifix submerged in urine, and you get one of the most famous and widely debated images in photography. Andres Serrano’s “Piss Christ” caused an uproar after its 1987 debut, with everyone from conservative U.S senators to French Catholic Fundamentalists condemning the photo as a display of disrespect. A Christian himself, Serrano explained that the image aimed to represent how society has cheapened the image of Christ and the hypocrisy of followers who twist his words to fit their own purpose.
GIULIA MARCHI – CALL HER FATIMAH
Gender, religion and ethnicity are the key components behind Giulia Marchi’s “Call her Fatimah” project — a series of images exploring the lives of the female Muslim population in China. Through the series, Marchi documents the daily lives of young women navigating through their religious identity in contemporary China. Each individual girl serves as a challenge to the onlookers’ perception of what it means to be a religious woman beyond western culture – providing a look into the “hidden world” of young Chinese Muslims.
SOORAYA GRAHAM – BRA
While many acclaimed artists have displayed works representing both religion and art, students are also using their power and social media to create thought-provoking work. In 2012, Muslim-Canadian Sooraya Graham – a fine arts student at Thompson Rivers University in Kamloops – found herself at the centre of controversy after her photo of a woman wearing full Islamic dress and holding a bra in her hands caused chaos at her college campus. While the photo caused debate, Graham claims the image aimed to humanise the veiled Muslim woman, and acknowledges the everyday duties for women like herself.
MARIKO MORI – 3-D VIDEO NIRVANA
Mariko Mori is known for her mix of cyber-geishas, technology, religion and manga-esque characters, creating a dreamlike world that explores the overlapping relationship of fantasy and reality. For “3-D Video Nirvana”, the Japanese-born artist explores the blissful perception of the Buddhist spiritual practice by including herself in the photo dressed in a peach-coloured kimono and floating above an acidic orange-pink landscape. Trippy.
BILL VIOLA – MARTYRS
Contemporary art and religion might be frenemies, but Bill Viola’s “Martyrs” created a powerful and modern
installation which married the two perfectly. “Martyrs” was displayed at St Paul’s Cathedral, and included four videos on separate screens projecting different images based on the elements earth, wind, rain and fire. While reactions to “Martyrs” were mixed, its ability to mesh contemporary art in a historic religious space created a dynamic which looks to their relationship in the future – asking the viewer to question if maybe art and religion can work well together after all.

HateU2:
I can't handle it.


Go and give ellacute

adaksbullet:
am shakes mine head on u ........craze boys

HateU2:
is your kondo salad

adaksbullet:
his pane u on ur yansh abi? .......u are jus do like craze ppl on nl anyday .......shai, these ur craze live his not good o




mrcock chng!!!!!

HateU2:
No.
My yansh is like bread .

ellacute45:
Don't think it will ever happen to fuk you

adaksbullet:
ppl that his haved smol prick his alway ready too tolk! Adekule comb his alread sing song * drum that his haved water his not tolked*........go and sitdonw joooooooor .......money his too be make! By by!

HateU2:
Cork head, its like they use yansh to curse you abi


You don't have the power to handle my big yansh.

HateU2:
Hi guys. I need some help with my blog please.
I have this old blog I used to use for my 'beads work' but I changed it to my dream profession blog last week. The problem now is that, i'm totally new to it. I need elementary training from A-Z in blogging. I have been reading on it but it's like I'm not getting it.
I posted something on the blog yesterday but a friend of mine complained about not being able to comment .

I need someone here who can put me through please, I mean online training. Thanks in advance.

adaksbullet:
seen these imigrasion boys off kuviki land... While we u no me? I'm I looked like an rat on ur eye? .......beta go and chng ur son pic in ur pofile pic .......am no dady feexy off coolfm, dady rat off nl,am not no

IamNawty:
ella how is d poor boy still covering his face nah.. Is he lagbaja

adaksbullet:
u we be do like craze ppl on nl are u not haved shame?

Hisduchess:
this boy mind ur business. carry that ur pencil comot for road biko

Towncrier247:
General Superintendent of The Holy Spirit Mission Church (The Happy Family Chapel). Bishop Charles Ighile who together with his wife Rev. Caro Ighile head the church that has over sixty branches,through their syndicated marriage and relationship programme on television have touched many lives and restored thousands of relationships. In a recent interview, the couple spoke extensively on why many men sleep with their maids, why many marriages are daily crashing among other problems in relationships...

[b]"Men sleep with their househelps when the couple are not on their guards. We are talking about God-fearing men here, who would not ordinarily sleep with their househelps, but somehow find themselves doing it. There is always a division of labour in the home. As the Bible puts it, the man is the head of the home and the woman is the helper. She is the keeper at home. Therefore, according to the Bible, everything about the domestic affairs is for the woman. From what God Himself told Haggai in the Bible when her househelp ran away, God asked her, “why are you running away from your mistress…Go and submit yourself to her.” Therefore, the househelp is under the woman. She submits to the woman. When a maid needs to buy things such as undies, body cream,make her hair or she has to report to the man when she is seeing her period, then there is going to be problem. When it is the man now asking the girl, ‘what’s wrong with you?’, why are you sad? Do you have tummy ache? Ok, come and see me in the room’ etc. There is fire on the mountain. There are certain boundaries that must be set in the home. When the woman fails to take charge of her responsibilities and passes them to the house help and the husband takes them up. She is setting up the husband for temptation."[/b]


The pastors also insist that inappropriate dressing plays a major role in men having sex with their maids. According to them..

[b] "Appropriate must be enforced in the home. A man is enticed by what he sees, therefore, the woman must not allow the househelp to dress indecently in such a way that all her contours are revealed and everything is dangling around the house because the man may be tempted even when he didn’t plan it. So the couple must have rules in the house, as you cannot just come into the kitchen or sitting room with only your nighties on or tie a towel or wrapper around your waist moving around the house. Those are troubles for the man. He should not say, “oh, she is only 14, there is nothing she can do”.

“No, she is a woman and the man seeing her unclothedness could be thrown off balance. Sometimes, the househelp themselves could be cunning. She wants to seduce the man. So, a man must be very careful. Then, the man must show his wife love all the time. The housegirl must not be allowed to see cracks in their marriage. The husband must not disrespect his wife anytime, especially in the presence of the girl, such as shouting on the wife and so on. Doing that will make the girl lose respect for the woman. These are just a few of the very many reasons men sleep with their househelps. If you as the man begins to find yourself attracted to the househelp, just send her away. If you are a man who wants to save your marriage and wants to honour your marriage and God, let your househelp go. I know that when a man begins to have feelings towards a woman, his defenses weaken, so the strength to even send her away is no where to be found. But struggle with your weakness to send her away. I have handled a case as that where the man has already slept with the househelp. Interestingly, the wife is by far more beautiful, but it’s not a matter of beauty now, it’s a matter of the more you live with somebody the more you see something that attracts you to the person which outsiders might not see."[/b]

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/09/even-women-that-cannot-cook-dont-like.html

Hisduchess:
this boy mind ur business. carry that ur pencil comot for road biko

Lavendra:
Hey guys if you have ever dated or presently dating or married a nairalander, please share your experience.