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RomanceRe: What Are You Doin Right Now? by MrCork(op): 9:20am On Sep 04, 2016
. [size=28pt]. . Yaaaaay ITS SUNDAY.... ON ME WAY TO CHURCH!![/size] cheesy
RomanceRe: Scam Alert!!!! Please Read This And Be Careful Of This Two People.. See Picture by MrCork: 9:18am On Sep 04, 2016
[quote author=Anuoluwapo23 post=49056172][/quote]angry
RomanceRe: Help by MrCork: 3:59am On Sep 04, 2016
zinny377:
How do i get over a heartbreak especially when i trully loved him.
. sweery the best ting is to sleep witme to get revenge...this will work!((Real talk) wink
RomanceRe: Is He The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland ?? by MrCork: 3:52am On Sep 04, 2016
JESUSBOIY:
is he not too cute for the ladies ? cheesy wink smiley




Modified: i think the boys are angry that i get all the women in this forum , that i am handsome , rich and loved by all .... cheesy cheesy cheesy
^^^^..fagggot claim he ain't really gay but again & again..fagggot post another thread sayin a man is beaautiful....WE WILL CATCH U GAYS ON NAIRALAND! ((truss me)); angry
RomanceRe: Solid Star by MrCork: 3:49am On Sep 04, 2016
midehi2:
Is it that he doesn't do hard labour or what, he doesn't gym or pound, he doesn't use his hands on rough things or what? his hands is damn too soft, just small like my man's palm grin grin



you are on your own if you bash me.


the next comment i will hear now is 'olosho'
grin grin
...did u drink pepper? undecided
RomanceRe: Solid Star by MrCork: 3:47am On Sep 04, 2016
midehi2:
Is it that he doesn't do hard labour or what, he doesn't gym or pound, he doesn't use his hands on rough things or what? his hands is damn too soft, just small like my man's palm grin grin



you are on your own if you bash me.


the next comment i will hear now is 'olosho'
grin grin
angry
RomanceRe: Scam Alert!!!! Please Read This And Be Careful Of This Two People.. See Picture by MrCork: 3:45am On Sep 04, 2016
Anuoluwapo23:
Shit happens anyways ..����
One Monday dahood funds saw a message ���from a boy called oluwanifemi rich miles.. ����Saying how you dey bro ? �dahood suspected the Bastard ��and he didn't reply so later on he messaged again then da‎hood had to reply because he was a guy street boy you know ..���� So they talked and became friends .��.after like two days dahood was like he wanted to see The guy sha..during the conversation ���� so he asked what kind of laptop �and phone ��dahood was usin‎g so funds said iPhone ��and hp sha . .�.so dahood didn't take his iPhone �the battery was low..So he told dahood to meet him at that Berger side sha ..✈✈ So dahood went there ..what dahood wanted to do was to meet him to drop some account for him..gee boys stuff..so unfortunately he got to there bus stop ��and he came with his bleeped up wife/hoe ����called MADE AYA RICH MILES the bitch was dirty and eczema round her face ..shit they fit each other they stink together.. So HE dropped at the bus top then the guy told dahood to give is bag to his hoe /wife that she should drop the laptop bag at home .. Since it was 7 pm I couldn't go home .. So he told dahood to drop the bag they should go chilling at Ben k hotel� some miles to his bustop sha. He bought two big stouts �and dahood took Smirnoff� .just to ease stress and long journey .. �So they gisted sha then he told dahood he wanted to urinate dahood followed him twice cos dahood was a lil bit suspicious .. So the bar man didn't want two of them to just leave the hotel so dahood had to stay then he came back said wanted to buy suya dahood wey Dey hungry ��from long journey dahood told him to go fast ..he knew He was stressed and hungry so that scope catch him gon .. Then after 10 minutes he tried calling him he didn't pick busy and kept on hanging up.. So dahood was in trouble he was with his ATM card sha but the shit hotel ���don't pay through pos ..dahood sha dropped his phone bb then told em he would come back to collect it sha..dahod just boarded a taxi and got ikotun .. ��For two days sickness catch him..cold fever etc .. Because of the rain and all that ..�⛈❄‎
So he got home to check his Facebook the son of a bitch blocked me .. Messaged his gf she was like u no fit see anything collect ..���‎
The laptop is not the problem but the trust he broke that worth millions just failed
Perfect local scammers �����
E ti cast made AYA rich miles and oluwanifemi rich miles

Let's trend it
Show some love to dahood����
God bless you as we chase broke ass local niggas from Facebook �����
...u write storry wit no full stop,coma or paragrraph & then u complain they scam u...y shudunt they scam u..r Iu lightskin? angry
RomanceRe: Scam Alert!!!! Please Read This And Be Careful Of This Two People.. See Picture by MrCork: 3:42am On Sep 04, 2016
Anuoluwapo23:
Shit happens anyways ..����
One Monday dahood funds saw a message ���from a boy called oluwanifemi rich miles.. ����Saying how you dey bro ? �dahood suspected the Bastard ��and he didn't reply so later on he messaged again then da‎hood had to reply because he was a guy street boy you know ..���� So they talked and became friends .��.after like two days dahood was like he wanted to see The guy sha..during the conversation ���� so he asked what kind of laptop �and phone ��dahood was usin‎g so funds said iPhone ��and hp sha . .�.so dahood didn't take his iPhone �the battery was low..So he told dahood to meet him at that Berger side sha ..✈✈ So dahood went there ..what dahood wanted to do was to meet him to drop some account for him..gee boys stuff..so unfortunately he got to there bus stop ��and he came with his bleeped up wife/hoe ����called MADE AYA RICH MILES the bitch was dirty and eczema round her face ..shit they fit each other they stink together.. So HE dropped at the bus top then the guy told dahood to give is bag to his hoe /wife that she should drop the laptop bag at home .. Since it was 7 pm I couldn't go home .. So he told dahood to drop the bag they should go chilling at Ben k hotel� some miles to his bustop sha. He bought two big stouts �and dahood took Smirnoff� .just to ease stress and long journey .. �So they gisted sha then he told dahood he wanted to urinate dahood followed him twice cos dahood was a lil bit suspicious .. So the bar man didn't want two of them to just leave the hotel so dahood had to stay then he came back said wanted to buy suya dahood wey Dey hungry ��from long journey dahood told him to go fast ..he knew He was stressed and hungry so that scope catch him gon .. Then after 10 minutes he tried calling him he didn't pick busy and kept on hanging up.. So dahood was in trouble he was with his ATM card sha but the shit hotel ���don't pay through pos ..dahood sha dropped his phone bb then told em he would come back to collect it sha..dahod just boarded a taxi and got ikotun .. ��For two days sickness catch him..cold fever etc .. Because of the rain and all that ..�⛈❄‎
So he got home to check his Facebook the son of a bitch blocked me .. Messaged his gf she was like u no fit see anything collect ..���‎
The laptop is not the problem but the trust he broke that worth millions just failed
Perfect local scammers �����
E ti cast made AYA rich miles and oluwanifemi rich miles

Let's trend it
Show some love to dahood����
God bless you as we chase broke ass local niggas from Facebook �����
angry
RomanceRe: Who Is Prettier And Who Would You Choose Between These Two Women? by MrCork: 3:38am On Sep 04, 2016
ILuvGummyBears:
[color=#00cccc] grin you are such a liar.
Mama does NOT look anything like Beyonce.[/color]
KingCheezyPuff..u been banned again & usin fake name again..abi?

..anyways ..last month opinion poll conducted mamagee is the most beautiful female on nairaland becuzz she loooklike Beyansi,s twin sister..can't u see she's lightskin?
undecided
RomanceRe: Who Is Prettier And Who Would You Choose Between These Two Women? by MrCork: 9:08pm On Sep 03, 2016
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Who would you choose between these two women?[/color]
...we guys prefa the lightskin Beyansi lookin one in yellow..no competition!!; cheesy
RomanceRe: I Get Scared Anytime I Want To Toast Girls That I Admire by MrCork: 9:04pm On Sep 03, 2016
sirleemahnlee:
ever since my secondary school days that i get broken up with my gils friend. then, i found it difficult to toast any girls i see around me infact i find it hardly to confront and toast any girl.
please what might have cause it?
..Son..u r Gay!!!((no oofeensce)) angry
RomanceRe: What Are You Doin Right Now? by MrCork(op): 6:16pm On Sep 03, 2016
..i came to network thou smiley
RomanceRe: What Are You Doin Right Now? by MrCork(op): 6:14pm On Sep 03, 2016
...we think its fare we can all conclude that all guys login onto nairaland to find women & ass off right now...we are all tinkin about punnnnny?.((hopin to get some))..i lie? undecided
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid With Justine Skye And A Friend In His Home In L.A {pic} by MrCork: 4:38pm On Sep 03, 2016
IamNawty:
Aww wizzy baby... Chop kiss kiss kiss
...wgo wanto kiss that yor Nigeria lip?((no oofense)) undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can U Date Guys Who Wear Pink Shirts? by MrCork(op): 4:26pm On Sep 03, 2016
..we noticed about 10guys in that Lagos wearrrin pink shirt when they clearly no real men to wear pink...pink is a gay uniform! angry
RomanceRe: What Are You Doin Right Now? by MrCork(op): 2:56pm On Sep 03, 2016
yemsai:
Smh
..bro if u hav notin inporrrant to contribute. .plis find a bus!!(no oodebse) undecided
RomanceRe: What Are You Doin Right Now? by MrCork(op): 2:04pm On Sep 03, 2016
RomanceRe: What Are You Doin Right Now? by MrCork(op): 2:03pm On Sep 03, 2016
yemsai:
Londoner indeed...
Noting
arrh..ok so u sayin u never been to London ..correct?...and yo dream right now is to find moiney?...sorrry,I am not a bank!!(np oofense) undecided
RomanceRe: What Are You Doin Right Now? by MrCork(op): 12:16pm On Sep 03, 2016
yemsai:
It's 'here nt hear'...is dat d English u speak over there? which kind bush u dey na...u need an English teacher asap!
^^^^see this oordnaary inmmigrant talkin to a Londoner like am on her level...hav u beeento London?....anyways apat from derailin the nice thread,wot u doin right now..romantically ?
RomanceRe: What Are You Doin Right Now? by MrCork(op): 11:24am On Sep 03, 2016
brightalo1010:
Later
..we will miss ya undecided
CrimeRe: Man Rapes 2-Year-Old Girl In Lagos by MrCork: 11:17am On Sep 03, 2016
echobee:
See his u g l y face angry. The thunder that will fire is doing press up. Say no to Rape. angry
..r u lightskin? angry
RomanceRe: Local Prostitutes – Why They Are Better by MrCork: 11:15am On Sep 03, 2016
KingRex1:
Yeah it is.. Certainly not the l-word
L WORD?...arrh ok,so yor job on nairaland is Mr Nice guy to impress the ladies..correct?. Bro do u relice there are 8 lesssbians & 4 gay guys on nairaland & our job is to get rid of those gays but leave the lessssbians simply becuzz they r females since its every guys job to chase females..Ellacute45 is a proud lesssbiann on nairaland & if u don't belif us..u can ask her!!((True story)) smiley
RomanceRe: What Are You Doin Right Now? by MrCork(op): 11:10am On Sep 03, 2016
yemsai:
Pele o..bushbase bobo..well I dey cook efo riro..care for some?
..ermm no tanks..we don't eat those kinda rubbbish hear I London...we prefa full English London breakfast (that's wot we calllit), we prefa kebab n chips, fish n chips, lazzanya,pizsssa,apple pie & so on...we usualy more romantic to our ladies!(real talk) undecided
RomanceRe: What Are You Doin Right Now? by MrCork(op): 11:05am On Sep 03, 2016
callmeomotee33:
Having a doggy style with ma boo.....the weather here is for two
..kaiiii...we neeed to link up..serrriously! cheesy
RomanceRe: Local Prostitutes – Why They Are Better by MrCork: 11:03am On Sep 03, 2016
KingRex1:
Ok try not calling her names.
...which name?...is her name not Ellacute? undecided
RomanceRe: Local Prostitutes – Why They Are Better by MrCork: 10:01am On Sep 03, 2016
KingRex1:
Shes German? Perfect fit for you bro
...yea bein tryna talk to the babe about sexxxx but she keep playin had to get like lesssssbian.. Worst of all,she ain't even lightskin! undecided
RomanceRe: What Are You Doin Right Now? by MrCork(op): 9:58am On Sep 03, 2016
yemsai:
Chai..dis boy has stolen hs mummy's phone again..*calls out loud, iya cork eee;cork is pressing ur phone under d bed again*
...darlin juss answer the gademmm question & keeepit romantic jorrr!!((U HOMEBASE PEOPLE MENNNNN)) undecided
RomanceRe: What Are You Doin Right Now? by MrCork(op): 9:56am On Sep 03, 2016
TrapQueen77:
angry


Mmtcchheeww..


U don't have to tell us coz we all know, u only eat chin chin and pure water...
honey we no yor common sence is commmon (kinda)..so pls quit tryna derail the thread! undecided
RomanceRe: What Are You Doin Right Now? by MrCork(op): 9:53am On Sep 03, 2016
[quote author=Poorboy post=49032532]I am drinking palmwine now useme![/quote


...palmwine? Its not on google check..wot is that? undecided
RomanceRe: Local Prostitutes – Why They Are Better by MrCork: 9:44am On Sep 03, 2016
KingRex1:
Haha Cork at it again.. Where have u been nigga. You must have found ur light skinned ellacute45
Ellacite45 said she happy bein a German lessssbian becuzz of her proud Nazi root...she said she hates black people espppecialy Nigerians!!((I SWAAAAR)) undecided
RomanceRe: What Are You Doin Right Now? by MrCork(op): 9:41am On Sep 03, 2016
..ermm people..the thread is only intresssted in any romantic tin u r doin right not..we not askin for yor life history (no oofense)) undecided

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