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RomanceWhat Are You Doin Right Now? by MrCork(op): 9:38am On Sep 03, 2016
...well, I have juss finish havin *full English London breakfast * (not sure if u Homebase people worrrram talking about thou) and on my way to the toilet....i hav a date in 5 minute!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Local Prostitutes – Why They Are Better by MrCork: 9:23am On Sep 03, 2016
lola024:
I posted a topic some days back and in the reply box, someone said Masturbation or Prostitutes, which one is better?....Although most of these things are considered as no worth questions...hmm...but thanks to this forum in Nairaland where adults can talk.

Here are just my own opinion about why Local prostitutes or prostitutes in general are better..... You can make your own opinion, you can make your own point....... but based on my experience (not as a prostitutes) because I know that's what most of you are thinking by now...that "oh yea!!! I knew it...I knew Lola is a prostitute"...lol.....so not as a prostitute....lol...let mesay it again.....these points are based on my experience......not as a prostitute...loll.....lets kill it there..

Local Prostitutes don’t say “I can’t. I have a boyfriend.”

Local Prostitutes don’t say “No thanks. I didn’t think we clicked.”

Local Prostitutes don’t say “You’re not my type.”

Local Prostitutes don’t say “I think you’re too old.”

They don't fucking say you are ugly............

"Guys are getting me Wrong"....I am not promoting prostitution, I don't say its good, I don't say it bad.....but you will never deny the fact that 60% of you guys out there patronize them.....I am a writer...I post this just to suggest reasons why prostitutes are better........ no strings attached......I just wrote..... I stand to be corrected.... its cool to know the two sides..

Common guys...lets continue here........below

http://www.moral24.com/local-prostitutes/
...all men prefa prrrostitute becuxx they giv us wot we want witout stress....and opinion poll sugest they r 1000times better than wifeys & girlfriend s!!((REAL TALK))) angry
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can U Date Guys Who Wear Pink Shirts? by MrCork(op): 12:23am On Sep 03, 2016
allytinted:
Pink Is Just A Colour.
...arrrh...ok so pink is yor favourite color but u not really gay...correct?....so how long u been listening to Elton john music?(no ooofense) angry
RomanceRe: Ass Enlargement Gone Bad! Viewers Discretion Strongly Advised!!! by MrCork: 12:07am On Sep 03, 2016
Julietcutie:
don't quote me again
..so u sayin u too shy to bleach yor skin becuz u are shame of yor dakskin coonplesipn..correct?...SHAME ON U!! undecided
RomanceRe: Ass Enlargement Gone Bad! Viewers Discretion Strongly Advised!!! by MrCork: 8:22pm On Sep 02, 2016
Julietcutie:
k
...giv us a date? undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can U Date Guys Who Wear Pink Shirts? by MrCork(op): 7:11pm On Sep 02, 2016
goonsmi:
so because one gay that happens to be gay wore pink suit on his shame wedding day I should stop wearing pink?


may be we all should stop wearing colour black too because some deluded fools believes black is evil and devilish.


I rock any colour I like abeg.
...ok..so sayin u one of those slim Lagos men who were pink & u sayin u not really gay...correct?...and u do relice gay gays r all ways slim..correct? angry
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can U Date Guys Who Wear Pink Shirts? by MrCork(op): 6:09pm On Sep 02, 2016
Berlyn:
wetin u come dey find here huh Oh grin grin cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy
kaiii...darlin can we discussd the booobsi on yor picture profile...
.I tink its affffectin me!
cheesy
RomanceRe: Ass Enlargement Gone Bad! Viewers Discretion Strongly Advised!!! by MrCork: 3:00pm On Sep 02, 2016
Julietcutie:
k if you think so
..darlin plis shange yor color & bleach or else u shall never find man on nairaland..i swaaar! angry
RomanceRe: Ass Enlargement Gone Bad! Viewers Discretion Strongly Advised!!! by MrCork: 2:58pm On Sep 02, 2016
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font],
Julietcutie:
k if you think so
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can U Date Guys Who Wear Pink Shirts? by MrCork(op): 1:37pm On Sep 02, 2016
chukz999:
See Question Abeg... There Is Nothing Wrong With a Guy Wearing Pink Shirt Joor
...see yor headlike cement..diint u play wit water color when u was a baby?...the rule book says *females wear pink..males wear blue,yellow & red..ARE U A FEMALE?(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can U Date Guys Who Wear Pink Shirts? by MrCork(op): 1:33pm On Sep 02, 2016
IamLEGEND1:
One of the few colours I don't think I'll ever wear in my lifetime.
^^^^A TRUE SOLDIER.....WELL SAID SIR wink
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can U Date Guys Who Wear Pink Shirts? by MrCork(op): 1:28pm On Sep 02, 2016
CrazyQuinn:
No colour belong to anybody, pink are not for females, just as blue are not for boys. Well..... It's your personal opinion tho tongue your opinion only matter to yourself and nobody else tongue grin grin wink
angry
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can U Date Guys Who Wear Pink Shirts? by MrCork(op): 8:46am On Sep 02, 2016
Maxi112:
I wear pink, ain't gay. So nothing wrong with it




I wonder what the society is gradually turning in to!
..not Sure if u people there in Nigeria no who nick cannon is(mairia careys husband) who said pink is his favourite color & on his wedding dat, wear pink suit.....son guess wot...mairis carey finally divorce him after they found out he had a secret boyfriend from one of his show s..Pink is Gay! angry
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can U Date Guys Who Wear Pink Shirts? by MrCork(op): 8:41am On Sep 02, 2016
Kenneth205:
Nothing wrong bro!



That's me! tongue
..bro .does yor boyfriend like yor outfit?..lookin like smarties chocolate..be honest? angry
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can U Date Guys Who Wear Pink Shirts? by MrCork(op): 8:39am On Sep 02, 2016
Kenneth205:
Nothing wrong bro!



That's me! tongue
angry
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can U Date Guys Who Wear Pink Shirts? by MrCork(op): 8:38am On Sep 02, 2016
CrazyQuinn:
Nothing undecided what's wrong with pink sad huh
...sweery let us lecture u..pink is for females & that y they say women look like flowers (rose)...
If yor boyfriend wears pink then truss me..he gay!!(no oofense)
angry
RomanceLadies, Can U Date Guys Who Wear Pink Shirts? by MrCork(op):
...Everyone agrees that Gays guys wear pink shirts cozz its one of
Ther uniforms..ladies.wot would u do if a guy wearin pink shirt approach especially when he a black guy? (be honest) angry

...and pls keeeepit clean!
angry
CelebritiesRe: Delayoh Cheddas Posts His Pics In Pants On Facebook by MrCork: 6:41am On Sep 02, 2016
contactmorak:
Many are mad, but few are roaming. Lol..

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/09/kenyan-post-his-pics-in-only-panties-on.html
...bro ain't u sopose to be sellin cows?..YOU KENYA PEOPLE MENNN!!(no oofeense)) undecided
RomanceRe: Ass Enlargement Gone Bad! Viewers Discretion Strongly Advised!!! by MrCork: 6:37am On Sep 02, 2016
Julietcutie:
jeez...ladies love yourself the way you are.... I don't blame her d way booty is overhyped these days most gals want their own version of Nicki Minaj ass... sorry for her tho
^jelos..she has no nyansh undecided
RomanceRe: Help Me Out Please. by MrCork: 6:35am On Sep 02, 2016
vick00:
I fell in love with a girl and i talk to her. we started dating and i later realize her former boyfriend iz a cultist, and he told me to leave her wot should i do plz.
...SLAP HIS FACE...DONT THEY SELL GUNS THER IN NIGERIA? angry
CelebritiesRe: Kenyan Reporter Shades Nigeria As Zuckerberg Leaves Nigeria For Kenya by MrCork: 6:29am On Sep 02, 2016
ellacute45:
Lol so funny grin

The guy above me is pained sha grin cheesy
...ok I get the message.. when do u want to fuk me & where?..
Am free now!
wink
RomanceRe: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month by MrCork: 5:27pm On Sep 01, 2016
ellacute45:
Sweetie enjoy yours too but Mr Cork will all ways hav the biggest d***k ever cozz I love his cork cheesy
awwww..thanks for my cork compliment ..u r so romantic..THANK U! wink
RomanceRe: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month by MrCork: 5:20pm On Sep 01, 2016
Berlyn:
New days and new months are the importance of transform they explain that being not stopped for everything.
So stay touching and stay cheery........Happy New Month you all

Slyisaac

Juhan

Peachyp

Qhutetomsel

Iamhatey

Vizkizz

AirSultan

Dollyjoy

Vicstar

Ivyy

Cherlene

STFUareyouGod

Suzan404

Obiorathesubtle

Erniesmallz

Lalasticlala

Seun

Emperorlee

Mrcork grin

Hateu2
kiss kiss kiss kiss

. .
...thread says name 5 peolple..u name 35...are u angry? undecided
RomanceRe: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month by MrCork: 5:16pm On Sep 01, 2016
Berlyn:
New days and new months are the importance of transform they explain that being not stopped for everything.
So stay touching and stay cheery........Happy New Month you all

Slyisaac

Juhan

Peachyp

Qhutetomsel

Iamhatey

Vizkizz

AirSultan

Dollyjoy

Vicstar

Ivyy

Cherlene

STFUareyouGod

Suzan404

Obiorathesubtle

Erniesmallz

Lalasticlala

Seun

Emperorlee

Mrcork grin

Hateu2
kiss kiss kiss kiss
angry
CelebritiesRe: Destiny Owusu Ohwawa On Nigerian Men: "Run If You Meet Nigerian Men" by MrCork: 8:49am On Sep 01, 2016
ellacute45:
Gerrout!! angry
..ok u win..when can I mate wit u ? wink
CelebritiesRe: Destiny Owusu Ohwawa On Nigerian Men: "Run If You Meet Nigerian Men" by MrCork: 7:14am On Sep 01, 2016
ellacute45:
Gerrout!! angry
U LIED YOR LIGHTSKIN SIMPLY BECUZZZ U WANTED MY ATENSION.... WHY?..WHY U LYIN FOR & EHY THE LIE FOR? undecided
CelebritiesRe: Destiny Owusu Ohwawa On Nigerian Men: "Run If You Meet Nigerian Men" by MrCork: 5:33am On Sep 01, 2016
ellacute45:
Nigerians ehnnn grin
...are u lughtskin?..prooof it...picture! undecided
CelebritiesRe: Flavour Shows Off His Back Tattoo by MrCork: 5:16am On Sep 01, 2016
SpecialStar:
'Ada Ada' crooner, Mr. Flavour shares on his Instagram page the beautiful tattoo he has on his back.


https://www.instagram.com/p/BJxJJjxj06e/?hl=en
..he is gay!!(no oofense)) angry
CelebritiesRe: Mark Zuckerberg, RMD, Toolz, Stephanie Linus, DJ Cuppy, Yemi Alade Meet by MrCork: 5:13am On Sep 01, 2016
toba400:
Billionaire Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg met with Nollywood celebs and Media Personalities in Lagos, today August 31st. Richard Mofe-Damijo, Tolu 'Toolz' Oniru-Demuren, Kunle Afolayan, Basketmouth, Rita Dominic Yemi Alade, Florence 'DJ Cupoy' Otedola, Stephaine Okereke-Linus and others were present.




Source:http://www.flexygist.com/2016/08/31/photos-rmd-stephaine-linus-toolz-yemi-alade-others-meet-mark-zuckerberg/
.PHOTO SHOP!!(no oofense)) angry
CelebritiesRe: Lupita Nyong'o And Her Boyfriend Mobolaji Dawodu Attend US Open by MrCork: 5:09am On Sep 01, 2016
lordkit400:
Lupita Nyong'o and her new Nigerian boyfriend, GQ fashion editor Mobolaji Dawodu were spotted at the US Open watching a Serena Williams match.


Lupita stunned in a navy blue checkered crop top, which showed off her flawless decolletage.


Source:http://www.flexygist.com/2016/08/31/photos-lupita-nyongo-and-her-nigerian-boyfriend-mobolaji-dawodu-attend-us-open/
...cant she bleach? angry
CelebritiesRe: Lupita Nyong'o And Her Boyfriend Mobolaji Dawodu Attend US Open by MrCork: 5:08am On Sep 01, 2016
lordkit400:
Lupita Nyong'o and her new Nigerian boyfriend, GQ fashion editor Mobolaji Dawodu were spotted at the US Open watching a Serena Williams match.


Lupita stunned in a navy blue checkered crop top, which showed off her flawless decolletage.


Source:http://www.flexygist.com/2016/08/31/photos-lupita-nyongo-and-her-nigerian-boyfriend-mobolaji-dawodu-attend-us-open/
angry
RomanceRe: Man Proposed To A Curvy Lady And Was Blasted For That. Photos by MrCork: 5:07am On Sep 01, 2016
PrettyCrystal:
dis is serious
u jelos? angry

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