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Romance › Re: Please Rate Between These Two Body Builders (photo) by MrCork: 4:08am On Nov 11, 2016
enshi:
My friend and i have always had this argument about whose body is better built...

Pls just rate as we are open to criticism too.... Hit like for the guy in white and share for otherwise... Thanks
angry
Celebrities › Re: Toolz Flaunts Baby Bump? (Photos) by MrCork: 10:18pm On Nov 10, 2016
ellacute45:
Wowww grin

Never knew she is this thick shocked
darlin when you gonno mate with me...don't you want kids? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: A Thread For Catholics by MrCork:
Hisduchess:
nice thread.Helo to my fellow Catholics. November is a month for the faithful departed pls remember ur lost loved ones by booking masses for them.may d souls of all d faithful departed thru d mercy of God rest in peace.Amen
...will you replace that your gorokofagric picture & put back that sexy picture of your mosquito sexy leg? (No ooofense) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies I Need Your Help Here Please by MrCork:
Zceesneh:
NB: Ignore my typos

There is this woman that hates me because i don't talk to her, i have no business with her she is married and she is a hairdresser, she sworn she will frustrated my life, anywomen she sees me talking with she will call the woman and tell her bad things which are not true against me, there is this woman that moved in recently she is very friendly i saw her with my brother talking so i joined them with their gist since then we have been friends with no strange feelings she is married oo, this hairdresser saw us together laughing and talking she called the woman and i don't know what she told her since that day this woman will see me and snub me even if i tired to greet her, i didn't take it serious buh the one that got me mad was the one that happened on saturday my crush wanted to make her hair so i told her not to go there buh she said she have to make her hair that day so i allowed her, i didn't went with her, this hairdresser killed and buried me in her presence so fast forward to monday i went to visit her in her house she was harsh on me so i asked her what did that woman told her, she said nothing, i tried to explain things she slam the door on me, yesterday i sworn i will stop talking to her since she couldn't ask me for my own side of the story she just believe what that woman told her, since yesterday i can't stop thinking about her, nairalander what do u advice me to do?
..bro we confused...you write story wit no paragraff, full stop or coma...andthen you wonder why women hate you? undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies I Need Your Help Here Please by MrCork: 9:56pm On Nov 09, 2016
Zceesneh:
NB: Ignore my typos

There is this woman that hates me because i don't talk to her, i have no business with her she is married and she is a hairdresser, she sworn she will frustrated my life, anywomen she sees me talking with she will call the woman and tell her bad things which are not true against me, there is this woman that moved in recently she is very friendly i saw her with my brother talking so i joined them with their gist since then we have been friends with no strange feelings she is married oo, this hairdresser saw us together laughing and talking she called the woman and i don't know what she told her since that day this woman will see me and snub me even if i tired to greet her, i didn't take it serious buh the one that got me mad was the one that happened on saturday my crush wanted to make her hair so i told her not to go there buh she said she have to make her hair that day so i allowed her, i didn't went with her, this hairdresser killed and buried me in her presence so fast forward to monday i went to visit her in her house she was harsh on me so i asked her what did that woman told her, she said nothing, i tried to explain things she slam the door on me, yesterday i sworn i will stop talking to her since she couldn't ask me for my own side of the story she just believe what that woman told her, since yesterday i can't stop thinking about her, nairalander what do u advice me to do?
angry
Fashion › Re: African Contestants For The 2016 Miss World by MrCork: 9:32pm On Nov 09, 2016
Jessesilv:
BOTSWANA, . CAMEROON. .CONGO. .ETHIOPIA
..THEY AINT EVEN LIGHTSKIN!! angry
Fashion › Re: African Contestants For The 2016 Miss World by MrCork: 9:31pm On Nov 09, 2016
Jessesilv:
BOTSWANA, . CAMEROON. .CONGO. .ETHIOPIA
angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Yoruba Mums Discourage Their Sons From Marrying Ibo Women? by MrCork: 9:25pm On Nov 09, 2016
KissChrix:
Its a fact, the average yoruba mum frowns at the idea of an Ibo daughter-in-law


But, I'm not understanding, why?


The funniest excuse I've heard is that : Ibo women don't make an effort to learn Yoruba culture and pass such ideals to their kids



#Discuss
...well acoddin to opinion poll..ibo women have mustache!! (No ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Check My New Profile Pix Hay Or Nay by MrCork: 8:20pm On Nov 09, 2016
agbonkamen:
Haters you are highly welcome grin
..whaa rissss thishuh..who is the camera man?..bro is this a joke? ?? angry
Romance › Re: Check My New Profile Pix Hay Or Nay by MrCork: 8:18pm On Nov 09, 2016
agbonkamen:
Haters you are highly welcome grin
angry
Career › Re: Nigerian Lady Joins The US Army. Photos by MrCork: 6:40am On Sep 14, 2016
smiley
Career › Re: Nigerian Lady Joins The US Army. Photos by MrCork: 6:40am On Sep 14, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#00cccc]i want 2 thank you for yer service.[/color]
SERVICE?...plis can i mate wit you & Ellacute45?...i wannto hav 3some and i service good!! ((HOW MUCH?)) cheesy
Romance › Re: See Wat The Gay Idiot Did When I Was Barbing His Hair! by MrCork: 6:36am On Sep 14, 2016
jonaifame22:
Can u imagine I've neva felt so irritated in all my young life, I woke up today enthuastic abt making another huge some money like I did in the weekend as well as yesterday cos of the celebration, so today I was watching a movie by name Empire season 2,when dis tall guy came in asked me to give him three steps layers cut.

When I set to work, mid way through the cut I noticed that he was using his arms to brush against my dick at first,I didn't think anything abt it cos normally as a barber when u stand to barb ur front part of ur trouser will slighty rub against ur customer cos of the height of the chair.

But I noticed he was brushing his arm against my dick harder and I jus managed to adjust my self,I didn't want to accuse him,so after the cut,he told me he liked young boiz like me and he jus came frm the states and he needs young boyz to keep him company, I didn't say anything cos of the size of his muscles and I thought to myself that I dnt like gay guys but let's imagine I do like them wth the kind of muscles on this guy if the guy handle me ehn, I go drink panadol after everything,he dashed me 1k and told me to call him after he gave me his card and he left.
....ok..so you brush his diiick wit yor hair cozz you barbing his hair..correct?..ok...you are gay..correct? angry
Romance › Re: See Wat The Gay Idiot Did When I Was Barbing His Hair! by MrCork: 6:33am On Sep 14, 2016
jonaifame22:
Can u imagine I've neva felt so irritated in all my young life, I woke up today enthuastic abt making another huge some money like I did in the weekend as well as yesterday cos of the celebration, so today I was watching a movie by name Empire season 2,when dis tall guy came in asked me to give him three steps layers cut.

When I set to work, mid way through the cut I noticed that he was using his arms to brush against my dick at first,I didn't think anything abt it cos normally as a barber when u stand to barb ur front part of ur trouser will slighty rub against ur customer cos of the height of the chair.

But I noticed he was brushing his arm against my dick harder and I jus managed to adjust my self,I didn't want to accuse him,so after the cut,he told me he liked young boiz like me and he jus came frm the states and he needs young boyz to keep him company, I didn't say anything cos of the size of his muscles and I thought to myself that I dnt like gay guys but let's imagine I do like them wth the kind of muscles on this guy if the guy handle me ehn, I go drink panadol after everything,he dashed me 1k and told me to call him after he gave me his card and he left.
angry
Romance › Re: Some Black Lads Disgust Me by MrCork: 6:30am On Sep 14, 2016
clovislouis:
why do i feel disgusted when i see some black girls and boys? what could be responsible
^^^^see this arab? (No oofense) undecided
Romance › Re: You Can't Believe Who's Birthday It Is Today(photo) by MrCork: 6:24am On Sep 14, 2016
VEEKSAPPWHITY:
happy birthday to me
WTF??...son..hav barbers gone on holiday in your area? (No oofeense ) undecided
Romance › Re: Please HELP!!! by MrCork: 6:23am On Sep 14, 2016
Vinshu:
You are 31
Your girlfriend is 28
You both have a son
Her daughter is 16

AND SHE IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND! undecided

You should be ashamed of yourself.
...calm down matket woman....y u cusssin him..r u jelos?? undecided
Romance › Re: Lovely Photo Shot That Got Me Thinking by MrCork: 6:18am On Sep 14, 2016
ochobaba:
been together since 2006....
..she ain't lightskin ! ((No oofense )) angry
Romance › Re: Lovely Photo Shot That Got Me Thinking by MrCork: 6:16am On Sep 14, 2016
ochobaba:
been together since 2006....
angry
Celebrities › Re: My Marital Status Is Nobody's Business - D'banj Warns by MrCork: 6:14am On Sep 14, 2016
Igbofirstlady:
D’banj, who recently caused a frenzy in the digital space after news broke that he secretly got married is still not ready to talk about the issue!When Saturday Beats caught up with him as he was sensitizing the public on his new initiative, CREAM which stands for Creative Reality Entertainment Arts Music.

While addressing his marital status, the singer said

“My marriage is my business and it is none of your business. Whether I am married or not, mind your business. If you ever see a wedding ring on my finger, fine, but if you don’t, fine. The truth about it is that it is very important to know what you want as a brand. As a brand, I wanted to focus on the business side and keep my family and private life, private and concentrate on CREAM.”

Source: http://www.jtownconnect.com/2016/09/my-marital-status-is-nobodys-business.html
...are you lightskin? angry
Celebrities › Re: My Marital Status Is Nobody's Business - D'banj Warns by MrCork: 6:14am On Sep 14, 2016
Igbofirstlady:
D’banj, who recently caused a frenzy in the digital space after news broke that he secretly got married is still not ready to talk about the issue!When Saturday Beats caught up with him as he was sensitizing the public on his new initiative, CREAM which stands for Creative Reality Entertainment Arts Music.

While addressing his marital status, the singer said

“My marriage is my business and it is none of your business. Whether I am married or not, mind your business. If you ever see a wedding ring on my finger, fine, but if you don’t, fine. The truth about it is that it is very important to know what you want as a brand. As a brand, I wanted to focus on the business side and keep my family and private life, private and concentrate on CREAM.”

Source: http://www.jtownconnect.com/2016/09/my-marital-status-is-nobodys-business.html
angry
Celebrities › Re: Blackface Compares Linda Ikeji And Dora Akunyili by MrCork: 6:11am On Sep 14, 2016
Tripleoluwa:
In my own opinion, I think Blackface too stumbled on the pic and shared it and he stated in his comment that people got no chill for Linda. So I don't think he merged the pic to ridicule Linda
..are u lightskin? angry
Celebrities › Re: Blackface Compares Linda Ikeji And Dora Akunyili by MrCork: 6:11am On Sep 14, 2016
Tripleoluwa:
In my own opinion, I think Blackface too stumbled on the pic and shared it and he stated in his comment that people got no chill for Linda. So I don't think he merged the pic to ridicule Linda
angry
Romance › Re: I Think Men Respect Saucy Women More by MrCork: 10:04pm On Sep 13, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ff9999] that been yer experience? It ain't been mine undecided[/color]
..but why does your picture keep makin my 17inches looong *kondo* hard?..why?..
it looks hard now thou!
smiley
Romance › Re: Mrs Chima Is Bacccccccck! by MrCork: 10:15am On Sep 13, 2016
Hisduchess:
u mean that Zimbabwean clown cheesy
angry
Romance › Re: Today Is My Birthday!!! by MrCork: 8:46am On Sep 13, 2016
Rapmoney:
It's my birthday folks!!! Show me some love people! cheesy cheesy
angry
Romance › Re: I Hate This Nairalander Soomuch by MrCork: 8:29am On Sep 13, 2016
diehardanusfan:
I soomuch hate this guy https://www.nairaland.com/slimthugchimee
so he still exists
I hope he rots in hell, He's the reason for my 2months ban, thank God am back....I hope he is now satisfied,including the idiot mods that banned me, nonsense
...WHAT RISSS THIS??...

...MY NIGGGGGGA.....I BEG..CARRRY YOR WAHALA TO YAHOO.COMPLAIN.COM.....ROMANCE SECTION STRICTLY FOR CHASIN FEMALES!!!! ((((Kabbbbbbbish)))
angry
Romance › Re: Guys Please What Should I Do Next by MrCork: 8:22am On Sep 13, 2016
CrazyQuinn:
I don't owe you anything kiss
angry
Romance › Re: Most Romance Section Users Are Attention Seekers by MrCork: 10:15pm On Sep 12, 2016
coolkris:
Just imagine if was wizkid getting ,the attention of Portuguese,American chicks will i have time to be flirting with sinaj or twaci or ireneony.
Or just imagine if sinaj was yemi alade getting attention from male rich celebrities will she have time to be doing nairaland celebrity
..bro...did some body miss takenly swaaaar for you?? (No oofeense)) undecided
Romance › Re: Guys Please What Should I Do Next by MrCork: 6:32pm On Sep 12, 2016
CrazyQuinn:
how please? undecided
...sweety do u relice you owe me one week punnnny?...we needs TO talk!! undecided

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