₦airaland Forum

CrazyQuinn:
I don't owe you anything

coolkris:
Just imagine if was wizkid getting ,the attention of Portuguese,American chicks will i have time to be flirting with sinaj or twaci or ireneony.
Or just imagine if sinaj was yemi alade getting attention from male rich celebrities will she have time to be doing nairaland celebrity

CrazyQuinn:
how please?

dauntless15:
would you allow someone you know to go out with you wearing this? Mind you this are expensive apparels but why would someone buy something like this talkmore of the price.

[size=16pt] NIGGGA...YOU DISLIKE WOMEN......MOVE YORR RASSSS DUMB SLAKOVIDICK GRANKATA FAGGGOTICK OPINION TO YAHOOGAYS.COM....you gays are NOT well come on nairaland! ![/size]

ezeonline2:
I have a fiance and we just fixed a date for our wedding. my side chick called me last week that she is pregnant for me and every atempt to make her abort the pregnancy proved abortive. I'm really confused as I don't really know what next to do.

Berlyn:
Saying goodbye can be tough when you don’t know if you are ever going to meet again. Only memories are left behind!!

Just like how you don’t forget the tune when a song fades out and stops playing, I will never forget the priceless memories of the little time i spent here..

I learnt a lot on this forum and i appreciate that.. all thanks to se.un the founder! And Lalasticlala the supermod ex crush (my crush for you was all Hoax i never meant it..i only wanted to gain your attention!!) Lol

To my friends ... Made lot of friends here but still i aint ganna forget the little time i spent with you all..All the beautiful memories that we have made together as friends will be cherished and fondly remembered. I guess we have a lot to keep ourselves busy with until we meet again..

To my enemies/those who hate me I have no trouble with my enemies, I can take care of my enemies in a fight. But my friends, my goddamned friends, they're the ones who keep me walking the floor at nights!! I know that a lot of you will call me a pathetic nerd for the past two paragraphs, but if you do you would be calling yourself one as well, as I am putting up the "I'm rubber, you're glue, anything you say bounces off me and sticks to you." defense!!
The Drama on Nairaland is just fvcking too much i can't take it any longer..

Dear you!
How dare you treat me like that? Do you think i dont have any feelings or something? I can't believe I thought you were a decent person well now i can see so clearly that you are a pathetic little individual!! Well i aint gat much thing to say to you.. You a biiitch!!

Dear you! you fucking piece of shit, you made me go through hell with the little time i spent here!! (You know yourself)
I just wanted to let you know that I hate you. And not in that "ha ha ha- i hate" kind of way, no I really do! Fvck you Fvck you!!! I hate you!!

Goodbye you all!!

foolinlove:
I will not reply any posts, this just public service announcement. For one person, the jerk knows who he is.

I found out your marriage - the one you used my money to pay for - is fake. For papers only.

Enjoy the next couple days because I'm calling immigration and your a$$ is going to be dragged to jail and deported.

That's what you get for messing with me fukker. I know you're reading this.

MrsChima:
Ask yourself that question! Don't hate!

prettythicksme:
Mrcork

MrsChima:
Hey na!

Let's get it Crunk!

MrsChima:
Any old NLders active besides us?

Ifakiland:
This is for those Bros dat av been rendered useless by d females....its payback time hoes.
1) Don't spend all ur energy on one girl, have them in two's, three's, four's.
2) Be cool, don't crush, never act desperate or needy.
3) Acknowledge ure a player and ure after one thing and one thing alone (her pvssy).
4) Have money, but spend it on urself not on a girl.
5) Be polite, smart, clean, fresh and av ur own style.
6) Have a nice apartment...u can't be using hotels everytime.
7) Always use protections....u don't want babies or stds.
Have no conscience...never feel sorry for forking her, dat was wat she was created for...to be forked and dumped.
9) Your next target is always more important Dan ur present gal.
10) BE good in bed....know how to fork well.

Ifakiland:
The post aint for all guys, dey for dos kind of guys like d enugu dude who got slapped on his kneels....yea I've got jobs....not one not two....any more foolish questions?

FinestPINACLE:
MrCork how does it work?

KellyVADO:
Hello guys...
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lets have fun..



How does the pussy taste like?

FinestPINACLE:
I want to know where in Nigeria I cld donate my O+ blood group and sell out one of my kidney. I need money right now to sort out other issues. I know this is not meant to be in romance section but I need traffic and a lot of advices I can get. thanks a lot. lalasticlala, if you mean well, please help your girl.

Ifakiland:
This is for those Bros dat av been rendered useless by d females....its payback time hoes.
1) Don't spend all ur energy on one girl, have them in two's, three's, four's.
2) Be cool, don't crush, never act desperate or needy.
3) Acknowledge ure a player and ure after one thing and one thing alone (her pvssy).
4) Have money, but spend it on urself not on a girl.
5) Be polite, smart, clean, fresh and av ur own style.
6) Have a nice apartment...u can't be using hotels everytime.
7) Always use protections....u don't want babies or stds.
Have no conscience...never feel sorry for forking her, dat was wat she was created for...to be forked and dumped.
9) Your next target is always more important Dan ur present gal.
10) BE good in bed....know how to fork well.

Ifakiland:
This is for those Bros dat av been rendered useless by d females....its payback time hoes.
1) Don't spend all ur energy on one girl, have them in two's, three's, four's.
2) Be cool, don't crush, never act desperate or needy.
3) Acknowledge ure a player and ure after one thing and one thing alone (her pvssy).
4) Have money, but spend it on urself not on a girl.
5) Be polite, smart, clean, fresh and av ur own style.
6) Have a nice apartment...u can't be using hotels everytime.
7) Always use protections....u don't want babies or stds.
Have no conscience...never feel sorry for forking her, dat was wat she was created for...to be forked and dumped.
9) Your next target is always more important Dan ur present gal.
10) BE good in bed....know how to fork well.

HateU2:
Mrcork, they need to send you to prison again

nosairabor:
Actress Lupita Nyong’o looks stunning at the 41st Toronto International Film Festival, TIFF 2016 held on Saturday

The actress walked the Red Carpet in a yellow and blue dress with gele. Her latest movie, Queen of Katwe premieres.

According to report, she accessorized her outfit with over $600,000 worth of jewelry from Tiffany & Co. Also on the red carpet with her was co-star, David Oyelowo and the director of the movie, Mira Nair.


More photos here: http://nosairabor.com/lupita-nyongo-looks-amazing-in-african-attire-with-gele/

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T/IG: @nosairabor
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nosairabor:
Actress Lupita Nyong’o looks stunning at the 41st Toronto International Film Festival, TIFF 2016 held on Saturday

The actress walked the Red Carpet in a yellow and blue dress with gele. Her latest movie, Queen of Katwe premieres.

According to report, she accessorized her outfit with over $600,000 worth of jewelry from Tiffany & Co. Also on the red carpet with her was co-star, David Oyelowo and the director of the movie, Mira Nair.


More photos here: http://nosairabor.com/lupita-nyongo-looks-amazing-in-african-attire-with-gele/

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T/IG: @nosairabor
www.facebook.com/nosairaborsblog

Passy089:
Please She need your prayers and Good wishes for her successful Delivery.




She Just Delivered a bouncing baby Boy... thanks for your prayers guys!! God bless you all.

olihilistic:
I'm not the owner of the thread foooooooool

Tpave:
Just asking cos somebody asked me this question this morning and I decided to bring it to the forum.

olihilistic:
I wish bullets can be given to people via internet
I'd given you to the extent you will meet your ancestors this night.

Goahead:
I downloaded this picture from nairaland, I wanted using it to spam a girl on WhatsApp but, I later changed my mind and deleted it... But then, to play this Ghanaian music I keep seeing it floating around I've deleted it countless of times under Android/Data/Android music, But, it keeps coming back Should I revdownload the mp3??


Ghanaians should also explain the mystery behind this, cos many of them are here.

CrazyQuinn:
Is she for real? she's not even ashamed what kind of hard drugs did she take?

olihilistic:
if you were not a known troll I'd reported you long ago.
and Nairaland moderators don't ban the reportee but rather ban the reporter.

olihilistic:
me gay hahahhahahaha
gimme your mother I'd fvck her 6 rounds non stop then she'll tell you if I'm gay or not.
#hediot#