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Romance › Re: Check My Swag by MrCork: 6:30pm On Jun 08, 2016
agbonkamen:
Check my swag
...what in the name of Mr Cork rissssss this?....and then u wear slippers? I give up!! undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 6:03pm On Jun 08, 2016
Berlyn:
you where absent the day God was distributing 'sense' lipsrsealed undecided when or where have you seen me talked about se.x? angry


Sinners:


1. You (Berlyn) ..... Always Callin my name everyday *C0rk* and at the same time thinkin about sexxxc wit me in hear in London...I lie? angry

2. Ellacute45......she abuses people everyday callin them *diiicks* angry

3. STFUareyouG0d...logs on to Nairaland everyday sayn his mission is to Nyansh all Nairaland females......includin the inosent ones!! ((i lie?) smiley

4. KingCheezyPuff.....always sayn she prefers men like me wit *big Pakage* wink

5. halfricanadian ...Somali girl who logs onto Nairaland everyday sayn we London Based Nigerian guys have the bigggest *kondo* (true) angry

6. QueenValarie....Bored house wife who only enjoys talkin about seeeexc on nairaland...especially wit me!! (i lie?) angry

7. Onila....Half IBO, Half Angola babe who goes creates sexxxxual related treads about we London gys with big D*** smiley

8. HateU2.....Tries to corrupt me every time i login to Nairaland sayn she will give me Lap dance....like am gooono refuse! undecided


9. Naughtynaughty...claims she wil sit on my face afta givin me lap dance...she all ways goin on about sexxxxc thou angry

10. juhan....will not let me rest...she claims she cant sexxxxc me for 5 days non stop if I but the Bentley I will be gettin in 3 montsh time! smiley

11. makydebbie,.. Ghana babe who hate watchin bluueeeee film alone...sayn she rather watch it wit we Londonders..i lie? undecided


12. hibiscus76....says she plans to sleeep wit me early 2017...before chrissstmas! smiley

13..Dollyjoy....Claims the picture of my 17inches loooong *kondo* is the biggest she seen in her dream

14. Hisduchess...claims her sexxxxcy looong sugary ice cream sexxxxxy K leg can seduuuuuce any guy & make them *self service* like for 2 hours cheesy



REPENT!!! angry






Romance › Re: How Deep Is The Average Vagina? ( Pic) by MrCork: 11:13pm On Jun 07, 2016
onstelly:
You must be high on some cheap weed
...change yoe color to lightskin for Gods sake! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op):
..this sinners need to repent sooooonest...all they do on nairaland is talk about sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxc:

Ellacute45, KingCheezyPuff, QueenValarie, Onila, HateU2, Naughtynaughty, Berlyn, Hisduchess, juhan, makydebbie, STFUareyouG0d,halfricanadian
undecided
Romance › Re: How Deep Is The Average Vagina? ( Pic) by MrCork: 8:16pm On Jun 07, 2016
onstelly:
You must be high on some cheap weed
...darling plis act like a lady for once in yorr life & ansa the question...........we r waiting undecided
Romance › Re: How Deep Is The Average Vagina? ( Pic) by MrCork: 7:27pm On Jun 07, 2016
argon500:
grin grin grin grin
...ask Onstelly!! cheesy
Travel › Re: Ban Nigerians From Entering India, Says India Former Minister by MrCork: 7:25pm On Jun 07, 2016
Nigeria is a publick disgrase....perrrrriod!!!!! angry
Travel › Re: Ban Nigerians From Entering India, Says India Former Minister by MrCork: 6:35pm On Jun 07, 2016
adoyi81:
LOL U will have to wait for eternity,cos London isn't on my mind,gat better things to do here
...yeaa..u gots better things to do in Nigeria...like u hav jobs....we belif u!!! (goat) undecided
Travel › Re: Ban Nigerians From Entering India, Says India Former Minister by MrCork: 5:31pm On Jun 07, 2016
adoyi81:
Man ,leave naija alone and enjoy ur supposed Paradise.
I wonder wat u are looking for in Nairaland, u should be busy with the immigration guys,not wasting ur time here.
....well sinse u ask..I have helps deported a total of 36 people bakkto Nigeria.... And if I ever catch yorr fat Nigeria sef hear in London... U will be thrown back tron bakkto Enugu on express!!( no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 3:45pm On Jun 07, 2016
naughtynaughty:
noted!
thanks babes....and plis dont forrrget the lap dance u promised me.....but why is HateU2 so bush?..why cant she act like a lady like u? she a big disgrace!!!(truss me) smiley
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 3:34pm On Jun 07, 2016
naughtynaughty:
booked for winter ni undecided
darlin am gonno hav 3some wit u & Hate2u when i arrrrive in Nigeria next month.....plis .get ready!! wink
Travel › Re: Ban Nigerians From Entering India, Says India Former Minister by MrCork: 3:30pm On Jun 07, 2016
ogmask:
It's obvious you are an intruder. Pls allow Nigerians comment on their issues. You couldn't even use our common abbreviations correctly.
You could even be a black African yet u shade Nigerians like u are any different. Alot of you commit crimes and claim you'r Nigerians.
Pls stay away from this topic.
Son, am a Nigerian from Pekam London ...and to be honest, We londonders are ashame to be Nigerians..we date white babes.. ...have u been to london? NO...can u reach london? NO...do u hav moiney? NO....do u even hav pounds sterlin? F****K NO!!!! undecided
Romance › Re: Cutehector Is So Nice ❤ by MrCork: 3:28pm On Jun 07, 2016
onila:
❤❤
^^no taste!!(sadly) undecided
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 3:26pm On Jun 07, 2016
HateU2:
heheheheheh.

Dat weed is very much expired. Get another one u hearhuh Dis tym, buy original one 4m iya okerube beside ur house undecided
sweery i aint gonno waste any more energy cozz am off to play Golf (Big man game).....u & Naughtynaughty are all ready mine..boooked for summer! wink
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 3:18pm On Jun 07, 2016
HateU2:
Keep on dreaming corkhead tongue. It's good for ur health cheesy. D thought of sleeping with 2hot ladies is gud 4 d soul cheesy
truuusss me..if i show u & Naughtynaughty pounds sterlin....u will obey!!!! (((nuff said)) wink
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 3:15pm On Jun 07, 2016
HateU2:
u will sleep with me in ur dreams corkhead undecided.
Naughtynaughty, bestie. where aare u bikohuh
sweeeery thers no way am not gonno sleeep wit u & Naughtynaughty....(3some)....am from London & I gots pounds sterlin!!!(rememba) wink
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 3:09pm On Jun 07, 2016
HateU2:
Stop deraili deraili thread corkhead undecided. .aaaare U gayyyhuh
...creection...i slept wit 17females from Nairaland so how can i be gay?...the goood news for u is that u r my 2016 list!! wink
Romance › Re: Cutehector Is So Nice ❤ by MrCork: 3:02pm On Jun 07, 2016
onila:
❤❤
Cutehector?...that lessssbian? ..Am out!! undecided
Romance › Re: Cutehector Is So Nice ❤ by MrCork: 3:01pm On Jun 07, 2016
onila:
❤❤
angry
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 2:59pm On Jun 07, 2016
HateU2:
Cork, ur head is not coreect rara. Enu e yanmayanma bi igbe aaja undecided
....u let a fagggggot diss u on nairaland?...SHAME ON U!!!!(no ofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: What Does It Mean When Your Ex-gf Wants U Back After 5months by MrCork: 2:58pm On Jun 07, 2016
Jackofall:
She broke up with me on January,although it was indirectly. She was like she has made the decision long ago.

Anyway we went out separate ways for five months,deleted her on all social medias, during those times she stalks me , she told me so herself. She has been in school those time

Now she came to me saying she just wants me to remove the grudges I have for her. That she has found Christ, that she has changed. Anyway I resisted her for like three days, but she didnt give up on me. So I knew she wanted more than what she was asking for. She later confessed that she still loves me and wants to be a lover again. She told me she never dated any guy during the period but that she told a guy bearing my middle name that she might consider him in two months time. All her exes are bearing the same name/middle name. Anyway I told her that, we shld just be friends, since our problem was lack of understanding , and she said ok, she wld remain friends until I ask her out.

Now I still feel both hatred and love for her , I dont even know if I love her anymore. She suggested we deleted our previous chats on fb , so that I can give her a second chance to start all over again as acquaintance. I agreed.

Now I even feel stupid to have allowed her back even as a friend, considering all the emotional roller coaster I have been through with her despite me not giving up on her still .

Why would a girl come back after 5 months?

I dont think I love her anymore. I dont know what I feel towards her anymore. I dunno if it's hatred or love.

No insults pls. Just pass by if you dont like my post.
WTF.....afta she slept around for 5 month?...bro r u kiddddin me?..F****K NO...thats why Nigerian women muss never be truuusssted!!!!!(no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Why Is It Okay For Straight Men To Harrass Women BUT ... by MrCork: 2:54pm On Jun 07, 2016
HateU2:
edddddddiiiiioooooootttt sad
but how can u let a faggggggot diss u on nairaland?.....girl on girl fight? (no oofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Stop Disgracing Nigeria For Gods Sake!!!! (((video)) by MrCork(op): 2:14pm On Jun 07, 2016
kenkenn:
What happened
he carrried drugs to thailand simpy becuzz he waz tryna impress a nigerian woman....dumb eddddddoit undecided
Romance › Re: Share Ur Xperence Wit Mimzy Big Bress by MrCork: 2:08pm On Jun 07, 2016
Mimzy boooobsi loooklike Orange Juice....i swaaaaraGAD!!! tongue
Travel › Re: Ban Nigerians From Entering India, Says India Former Minister by MrCork: 2:06pm On Jun 07, 2016
dridowu:
Panaji: In what may trigger a fresh controversy, former Goa chief minister Ravi S Naik on Tuesday demanded the Centre to ban the Nigerians from entering India while alleging that they indulge in illegal activities.

"The Nigerians come here in Delhi, in Bengaluru and do 'dadagiri' in the entire country. The Nigerians should be asked to leave India, we don't want Nigerian tourists. The Government of India should ban Nigerians from entering India," Naik told ANI.
He further stated that if the Nigerians come to India to study then the state government and the police should keep a strict watch on them.
"If they have come to study here, a watch should be kept on them to see whether they really study and go to colleges. They don't study, rather they indulge in illegal activities," he added.

Referring to the Nigerians with the pejorative 'Negroes', the senior Congress leader also said that the Nigerians have been causing 'problems' in Goa as well other metropolitan cities.


The Congress leader's remark comes just days after Goa Tourism Minister Dilip Parulekar sought stringent laws to deport Nigerians and Chief Minister Laxmikant Parsekar said that the people of the state are specifically not happy with them.

Parulekar had said that the Nigerians create problems in Goa and sell drugs while just days after Parsekar said on 30 May that Goans were not happy with the attitude and lifestyle of the Nigerians living in the coastal state.

The Goa Home Ministry had in 2014 during the monsoon session of the assembly referred to the Africans as 'Negroes', an error for which then chief minister Manohar Parrikar had to tender an apology after an outcry.

http://www.deccanchronicle.com/nation/current-affairs/070616/ban-nigerians-from-entering-india-says-former-goa-cm-ravi-naik.html
...well our Nigerians are 419 fraudsters....is he lyin? ...NIgerians shod be ban!!(no ofeinse) angry
Romance › Stop Disgracing Nigeria For Gods Sake!!!! (((video)) by MrCork(op): 1:31pm On Jun 07, 2016
. .OOOOOO noooo, not again .

This edddddiots will never learn...all in the name of tryn to impresss females....they disgrace Nigeria. angry

Ladies....you see what u caused??...we blame u for this!
undecided



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