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Romance › Re: Dont Claim Street If You Have No Idea What This Is ( Pics ) by MrCork: 11:57pm On Jun 09, 2016
franzis:
thats how we fatten our rubber band grin grin grin grin grin grin
..u homebase people eat rubbber?... WTF? undecided
Romance › Re: Why I Hate Girls (my Photos) by MrCork: 11:47pm On Jun 09, 2016
ayotrey:
i am filled with bitterness and hate in my hearts towards girls because they ruined my life. i have very little to show for my archievments because of the attention girls showered towards me for the most part of my life, i have nothing tangible because i kept feeling like the world's most handsome guy. i didnt work on myself and now i am lacking in many areas and most of these girls are now happily married after making me feel like i was special. i have so much narcissm and i dont know how to get my life back on track. i am not here to brag im just so sad and bitter its making me sick..literally
....arrha...ok so u like men...cooorect?so when u feel sad, u prefffa man hug u,,,coorrrect?. angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 11:24pm On Jun 09, 2016
...juss caame outter the bathrrroooom right now in my towel & a nairaland babe jusss sent me her naaaked .picture........she saig she be sendin me th next pic in 30 minute...yesssssssssssssssssssss!! cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Strikes A Pose With An NYPD Officer, In New York (photo) by MrCork: 11:16pm On Jun 09, 2016
sugarbelly:
The Don himself is currently in New York. he shared the photo with the caption


Police is your friend

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/BGcQHO3NR48/?taken-by=donjazzy
i saw him this afternooon at Times Square...wee spoke breiefly...he said I loook familiar! smiley
Romance › Re: Why Do You Hate Gay People So Much? by MrCork: 10:27pm On Jun 09, 2016
Audray:
angry black woman? shocked LoL. Just quit naming me alright cork?Gnite.
...well we tink u a very sexxxxxxxxxxcy femmminist lessssbian & we all tink u shold compete for miss nairaland 2017....u no wot?...if u wear thong...we & I will peasonally maake sure u win!!(true story) wink
Romance › Re: Why Do You Hate Gay People So Much? by MrCork: 10:11pm On Jun 09, 2016
Audray:
Cork ,If anyone should be quitting anything now.It's u.quit this trolling shite. Why do u keep referring to ur self as "We"?Are u a legion of demons?
^^^^ther she go again.... **ANGRY BLACK WOMAN**...this is exxxactly we we run away from black women & feeeel safe with white femlales!(TRUE STORRRY) undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do You Hate Gay People So Much? by MrCork: 8:06pm On Jun 09, 2016
Audray:
Dude pleaaaase STOP MENTIONING ME!
..darling u r the most reeespetted lessssbian on nairaland & we like u cozzz u r preeety..we wish u not a lessssbian thou..pls quit undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do You Hate Gay People So Much? by MrCork: 7:42pm On Jun 09, 2016
JESUSBOIY:
Mrcork and his goons were ranting ,threatening and calling them names.............do you want them to kill themselves? Huh? Why ? The hate is just too much ! cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry crycry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

am not gay tho undecided
...u created this thread to atract more Gayfaggggggggggggs...correct?...u think u can desive us?..Is this a faggggggggot trick? angry
Romance › Re: Why Do You Hate Gay People So Much? by MrCork: 7:39pm On Jun 09, 2016
Francis95:
True.. (no offeinse)
tank u sir...Nairaland used to be fun...Males chasin females....but now Fagggggggggots (JESUSBOIY/ iamdurent) have invaded Nairaland..Males chattin up males... This is a problem!! angry
Romance › Re: Why Do You Hate Gay People So Much? by MrCork: 7:35pm On Jun 09, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°•Cork!!!![/color]
u a sexxxxxy nubian queeeen thou...Afro Power...dont worrry, we love lesssbians becuzz u r female! wink
Romance › Re: Why Do You Hate Gay People So Much? by MrCork: 7:32pm On Jun 09, 2016
donholy28:
Are u gay? how can a man leave d succulent bodies of women and say that is a fellow mans body that will give him joy? d same goes for their stvpid female folks
JESUSBOIY is 10000% faggggggg,,so is iamdurent (another 1000% fagggg..they the only 2 homos on Nairaland.. The only two lesssbians are Audray & KingCheezyPuff and they both femmmminist! ....WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPPENIN TO NAIRALAND?? angry
Romance › Re: She Wants To Dump Me......help! by MrCork: 7:28pm On Jun 09, 2016
JESUSBOIY:
am not gay ok.....now stop quoting me....go and play undecided
...yeaa we belif u....ELton John is not gay and u are not a faggggg!! angry
Romance › Re: What Is Your Stripper Name? by MrCork: 7:21pm On Jun 09, 2016
firstEVA:
sad
i love fat babes like u...serrriously...will u come and visit me at my hotel when i arrrrive in nigeria? cheesy
Romance › Re: She Wants To Dump Me......help! by MrCork: 7:19pm On Jun 09, 2016
JESUSBOIY:
am straight , get that into your skull! Okundecided
..thers no way on earth u strighhtt....u r 1000000% gayfagggggg & u admited it......U and that other faggggboy.(iamdurent).the only two know faggggs on nairaland. why would i make this up? angry
Romance › Re: How To Avoid Sex by MrCork: 7:15pm On Jun 09, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[b]How to avoid sex.

When dating or
When new to a relation
........
Ideally you'd tell him/her
up front, before things head towards sex.,your stand on sex's involvement in your relation.
Letting them know how far you are willing to go with him/her.
And they'd be accepting and respect you and your decision/boundaries.
But this isn't always the case here are some steps you can take to avoid sex.

....Don't put yourself in compromising situations
Don't get into situations where you will easily be tempted.

Avoid going to his/her home and or/your home.
No come "over and chill"
...Meet up for/have dates in public places.
Restaurants
the movies
the park
the beach etc.

If you know that he/she gets handsy when hugging avoid it.
shake hands instead.
or
Hand hug
lace your fingers through his a give a little squeeze.

If he/she
or you can't kiss without it leading to sex,
tone down the passion in your kisses.
kiss on the cheek
nose
forehead
air kiss
or avoid kissing altogether.

But if you do kiss.
person will probably try to take it further.
Be prepared to stick by what you said before.
Do not budge just because they're begging or looking at you a certain way.
DO NOT BE PERSUADED.
If the person is getting annoying about it, stop whatever you're doing and firmly tell him/her that if he/she can't respect your decision (and your body) then you are not interested and you'll go find someone else who does respect you.
Be strong!!!
.( this section I took from wiki because they said it so well)

You don't owe anyone sex.
It's a pleasure you give of your own free will not a right to be demanded.
Not payment for a evening out.
Don't be pressured into sex.

Inspired by the despicable thread created by Mr.Pushplay.[/b]
STORY!!.....anyways darlin can u quickly replace yor picture profile wit a new one of u wearin mini sket?.....we hate yor curent borin picture!! angry
Romance › Re: What Is Your Stripper Name? by MrCork: 7:12pm On Jun 09, 2016
firstEVA:
ok then, good luck with the "seeking" hope you are having nice day?
...darlin can we do the sexxxxc tape?....i love fat babes likke u smiley
Romance › Re: She Wants To Dump Me......help! by MrCork: 7:10pm On Jun 09, 2016
JESUSBOIY:
[b][/b]We started our relationship April last year and every thing was fine and after some time she started telling me that she love me but there is something she can not leave with and not until recently she told me that she can not date me any more because i am an HND holder, despite the fact that i work with one of the oil company she still insist that she can not date me pls I love her help cry
...aint u sopose to be gayfaggg??..like gay? angry
Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by MrCork: 7:09pm On Jun 09, 2016
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hit "Like" if you like my profile photo.[/color]
kaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...seeee boooooooooooooooooooobsi!! cheesy
Crime › Re: Nigerian Accountant Steals London School €4m Fund, Uk’s Biggest Education Fraud by MrCork: 7:02pm On Jun 09, 2016
ellacute45:
Awon name checking crew where una dey undecided..?? .
...put up yor picture profile foto ...its ok to be dakskin...dont be shy!!! undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 3:31pm On Jun 09, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
1 Corinthians 6:18-20 - "Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body. Or do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit within you, whom you have from God? You are not your own, for you were bought with a price. So glorify God in your body."
...ok....so u a born again but you plattt hair like woman?....Bro this is confusin to everryone....serrrrriously...since when do born again men platt hair like female? undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 3:22pm On Jun 09, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
I don't chase. I'm not James Hardley
...so if makydebbie, juhan..Ellacute45..Onstelly..hisbiscus76..Audray...Refiner...KingCheezyPuff..QueenValarie or any babe strrrrip naaaaaked in front of u...u will rather read newspaper?..corrrect? undecided
Romance › Re: Why Is It Okay For Straight Men To Harrass Women BUT ... by MrCork: 3:18pm On Jun 09, 2016
iamdurent:
BUT its not okay for gay men to harrass straight men.

A Straight man wud stop a woman on d road to start talking poo, but when a gay man does d same to him, he starts lamenting. why?
faggggggggggggggggot...we will catch u!!! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 3:15pm On Jun 09, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
yes. They always talk lap dance and sexxx. But I don't always talk about sexx. I'm a born again Christian. If you think I'm lying, check this link https://www.nairaland.com/3156036/how-modern-miracle-evangelism-works/1#46417866
REALLY??....so u a born again that juss chase women but dont really sleeep wit them...corrrect? undecided
Crime › Re: Why People Still Practice Jungle Justice by MrCork: 3:11pm On Jun 09, 2016
sinaj:
Talking bout jungle justice, the police and even the law is to be blamed.Else how can the police explain why suspects are not quickly arraigned just for them to b released later nd why justice is so slow to an extent that some witness die.
Jungle justice is practiced mostly by those that are fed up with the law, they are evn carried out in the presence of police officers that are guilty of the above. Corruption and Long-leg is not helping matters too as police officers collaborate with the theives in the society hence, the people hav lost the trust they have for police that is suppose to be protecting them.
xo u dont blame people for jungle justice as they nid to be enlightened more on civilisation just as the police need to regain their lost glory.
Nobody is foolish as human behaviour is as a result of impulse. We only have to control that impulse, We shud luk beyond other pipl's behaviour and know the reason they behave the way they do.
I av witnessed where jungle justice was carried out nd bliv me, it was so ugly. I am no fan of Jungle justice just as I dont condemn those that practice it as I dont know what they might hav gone through in the hands of criminals or evn the police.
^^^^kaaaaiiiiiiii....seee nyansssh!!!! cheesy

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