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Romance › Re: Boring Saturday! by MrCork: 8:27pm On Jun 04, 2016

ellacute45:
do you realise am richer than you

darrrlin u can be richer all u want...i jusss wannna **enter the dragon** (((REAL TALK)) wink

Romance › Re: Beef Between Iamdurent Hateu2 And Naughtynaughty.. by MrCork: 8:26pm On Jun 04, 2016

timsonpreye:
I saw a thread of iamdurent abt having a beef with hateu2 and naughtynaughty but i did not get to read all d story they acted, pls someone should tell me d cause of d beef and i also av questions to ask

Is iamdurent really a gay n hateu2 n naughtynaughty two cheap NL bitches No offence i jst wana knw..
Note :don't blast me is ask i ask

SON..how can u call argument two ladies and a fagggggggggot a beef? ...do u relice wot we do to fagggggs when we catch them?(((juss askin))) angry

Romance › Re: Boring Saturday! by MrCork: 8:02pm On Jun 04, 2016

ellacute45:
what's your problem? .. i na ese Igbo

...since u no am gonno hit it...y u actin like u all that. Do u relice i hav moiney? undecided

Romance › Re: Read The Text Message My Guy Friend Sent Me Last Night by MrCork: 7:50pm On Jun 04, 2016

Sexytemi:
Don't know y i love reading your threads @ mamagee, pls keep it up......we your fans are solidly behind u

so u job is to keeeep readin people post like AMEBO?....do u hava man? angry

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Romance › Re: Read The Text Message My Guy Friend Sent Me Last Night by MrCork: 7:48pm On Jun 04, 2016

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Martinez abigail, gbv 0517 1204, he said suzuki suv ash color

Cbm 0500 q45 fixing it by 10pm

Infiniti

Block 1 apt 113

1108 or 1107 dreadlocks dark guy.

This is no joke. He really sent me this message. I just copied and pasted the text message from my phone.

What do I make of these?[/color]

its a ((G))) code.....he a part time Drug dealller!!! (REAL TALK) wink

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Romance › Re: Boring Saturday! by MrCork: 7:45pm On Jun 04, 2016

ellacute45:
no you won't reach it

..OK wot if I pay u £30....cash? wink

Romance › Re: 10 Categories Of Ladies That Are "Chop & Clean Mouth" Material by MrCork: 6:54pm On Jun 04, 2016

Estharfabian:
Lol.

Goat!
Guys don't chop me...I chop guys!
Same way I ''Chopped" you. remember?
The only Name on Your lips was..'''Esthe....r"

Memories mehn!

when are u goin to loooose weight? undecided

Romance › Re: 10 Categories Of Ladies That Are "Chop & Clean Mouth" Material by MrCork: 6:53pm On Jun 04, 2016

ellacute45:
Kkkkk

putttop yor picture and change that ugly $hit u hav on yor profile....juss wanna check if u lightskin & sexxxxy looookin

Romance › Re: When You Use Photoshop To Enhance Your Curve See (photo) by MrCork: 6:48pm On Jun 04, 2016

Berlyn:
and why this

...only lessssbiansns reject me....the goood news for u thou is that am a lover not a fighter & i forgive u juss becuzz u like me.....u r fat & i like u

Romance › Re: How Can I Upgrade A Nairalander? by MrCork: 6:47pm On Jun 04, 2016

vicstar:
how? and u claim to be in london? who's gunna fall for that crap? Do I look like yo kid bro??

And by the way, we ballers that have fücked a lot don't see it as a big deal no more, I see no reason why I should brag about hittin' random girls
#advice son up yo game by goin' for girls with status and integrity not cheap slüt we don't do cheap slüt no more . Be wise

yea..we belif u.....u dont do Online datin but yet u on nairaland searchin?.....I wish i could really SLAP yor face for that statement..eddddiot boy!! undecided

Romance › Re: When You Use Photoshop To Enhance Your Curve See (photo) by MrCork: 6:43pm On Jun 04, 2016

Berlyn:
m not interested darrrrh!

Berlyn<<<<<<< Lesssssssssbian!! angry

Romance › Re: When You Use Photoshop To Enhance Your Curve See (photo) by MrCork: 6:42pm On Jun 04, 2016

Berlyn:
m not interested darrrrh!

Romance › Re: Help Me! I'm 22, A Graduate, But Still Single by MrCork: 6:42pm On Jun 04, 2016

AnusOdourInhaler:
Faggg! Leave me alone

u create dumb tread and u want us to help u....corrrect?....and then u cuss?...Son,,do u hav home tranin? (No ofeinse) undecided

Romance › Re: How Can I Upgrade A Nairalander? by MrCork: 6:35pm On Jun 04, 2016

vicstar:
dude I ain't like u see my signature I don't do online dating shiiiit, I've got a lot of girls in da hood u dig, I believe in reality mehn, just here to catch fun not feelings and I don't take shiit personal, all I have to say is u becoming a huge nuisance and u need to up yo game dawg! U feel me

really?...I have f***ked 17 females so far on nairaland & u telln me to up my game...corrrect?.....so u teachin me how to get females...corrrect?....r u 4real? undecided

Romance › Re: Help Me! I'm 22, A Graduate, But Still Single by MrCork: 6:33pm On Jun 04, 2016

AnusOdourInhaler:
NB: You can call me mama's boy, it's okay...
Since before I graduated, my mom was on my neck, saying that, I must marry. Her reasons were that, she only have 3 of us, and she likes to see us married before she goes to great beyond..
That being said, I as a son that treasures his mother will like to fulfill her dreams.. Now, the problem is that, I'm completely newbie.. I see fine girls errday in the school where I'm currently undergoing my masters, but I got no balls to toast one, while time is running out..
How can I be a real man and get a GOOD girl in the school?

u dont hav shckool homework? angry

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Romance › Re: Boring Saturday! by MrCork: 6:29pm On Jun 04, 2016

ellacute45:

[img]http://gif.co/w1Ds.gif[/img]

plis can i hit it? cheesy

Romance › Re: How Can I Upgrade A Nairalander? by MrCork: 6:28pm On Jun 04, 2016

vicstar:
dude u need to upgrade mediocrity ain't your final level by the way, I ain't poor and won't come here and start blowing my trumpet u dig don't quote me again....psycho

u aint poooor but yet u come to nairaland to fine woman...Bro dont make me SLAP yor face for lyin!! angry

Romance › Re: When You Use Photoshop To Enhance Your Curve See (photo) by MrCork: 6:26pm On Jun 04, 2016

Berlyn:
lol Vizkiz dnt mind him

darlin u oficually one of my woman & i will link u when i come to Nigeria.....I be stayn in a nice hotel again! wink

Romance › Re: When You Use Photoshop To Enhance Your Curve See (photo) by MrCork: 6:24pm On Jun 04, 2016

Berlyn:
shes too fat you dont like fat girls remember?

corrrection..that one has side Nyansh, sexxxy smile & K Leg...i like her! wink

Romance › Re: Boring Saturday! by MrCork: 6:23pm On Jun 04, 2016

silvertongue:
The problem is I get turned off with so much fat! Wait,do you mean I'll be eating her up while she sits on my face? With so much fat I might choke na. Or how is it done

when u go for BBW,s ..dont go for those with streech marks..the number one rule is they muss have a small waist. when a BBW have small waist & shes curvy, it simply means u will enjoy the face sitting. they dont sweat unlike the regular fat babes. All ways loookout for the waist and make sure its slim...thats the secret..I have naked 3 BBWs from Nairaland...2 yrs ago!! wink

Romance › Re: Boring Saturday! by MrCork: 6:19pm On Jun 04, 2016

silvertongue:
Lol!......... Do you really wanna be doing this bro. She gonna have ur head for this! Or have you guys met in reality

I have nyanshed 17 babes in total from Nairaland..15 from Nigeria & 2 hear in London. I come to Nigeria 5 times a year & every time i land, i try to nack at least two.. Ellacute45 is nice & preeety but the only problem is that she a midget..no nyansh thou undecided

Romance › Re: When You Use Photoshop To Enhance Your Curve See (photo) by MrCork: 6:17pm On Jun 04, 2016

vizkiz:
back off cork...she is my woman

calm down bro...am a plaYA & u no i like fine babes...rememba?...anyways, I am addin her to some of my colllection & will giv u two babes for the price of one...I will gve u HateU2 & Onstelly for Berlyn!...and i also giv u 2 bottle of beer wink

Romance › Re: Boring Saturday! by MrCork: 6:14pm On Jun 04, 2016

silvertongue:
Face sitting.Never really warmed up to it.

And ellacute45 sounds familiar.....

OooooohhhhhhhhhHh!!
Aint that a nairalander?!

..bro u misssin out...faceSittin is one of the best experrrience ever..u will enjoy it only if the babe has big backssside....tryyyyyit ((Truss me)) wink

Romance › Re: When You Use Photoshop To Enhance Your Curve See (photo) by MrCork: 6:12pm On Jun 04, 2016

Berlyn:
hahahaha *falls from bed! I knew you were heading to somewhere! Well my heart is for lala already no offense!

whos the preety babe in yor picture profile & what part of ghana u from?

Romance › Re: Boring Saturday! by MrCork: 6:10pm On Jun 04, 2016

silvertongue:
Face sitting.Never really warmed up to it.

And ellacute45 sounds familiar......

OooooohhhhhhhhhHh!!
Aint that a nairalander?!

yea mennnnn...been ther, done that...truss me Ellacute45 is gooood. The only problem thou is that she is a midget, but she preety..i hav all rready registered!! wink

Romance › Re: When You Use Photoshop To Enhance Your Curve See (photo) by MrCork: 6:08pm On Jun 04, 2016

Berlyn:
hahahaha *falls from bed! I knew you were heading to somewhere! Well my heart is for lala already no offense!

lala?..that woman?...sweeery dont kid yor sef...i oficccialy hav the bigggest d***ick on nairaland am from London!!! (17 inches loooong) angry

Romance › Re: How Can I Upgrade A Nairalander? by MrCork: 6:06pm On Jun 04, 2016

vicstar:
dude yo english is really really appalling

..i hav moiney...u dont!!! (edddiot boy) undecided

Romance › Re: How Can I Upgrade A Nairalander? by MrCork: 6:04pm On Jun 04, 2016

ellacute45:
How come you replied only MrCork .. I smell something fishy

...dont ever compare yor Darkskin fat sef to me....we not on the same level!(no oofeinse) angry

Romance › Re: Boring Saturday! by MrCork: 6:03pm On Jun 04, 2016

silvertongue:
eeeeeewwwwww!

BLACK BB(what?!) Don't like them!!

Hey bro, do you happen to know any ebony version of Bella Bellz?

...bro u dont no wot u r misssin..BBW are goood for face sittin..they sit on yor face for 5 minute & truss me, u will be in paradise...anyways for Bella Bellz..try Cherokee D ass, BigDickBitch, BigLizz,MissSuperdome,Lady Nanaja, Ellacute45.....they are good! wink

Romance › Re: When You Use Photoshop To Enhance Your Curve See (photo) by MrCork: 5:32pm On Jun 04, 2016

Berlyn:
ok ayaf hear! How do i get help? since you cant differentiate btw fat nd

well sinse am a lover not a fighter..and i drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot.and am from London Pekam...and I have Pounds Sterlin..my only advise is for u to mate wit me...this way, i can get to no u & love u like u have to be loved so we can walk to the moon together! wink

Romance › Re: Boring Saturday! by MrCork: 5:28pm On Jun 04, 2016

vicstar:
I can deduce from this that blûe films are d reason for yo depravity

^^^^whats this mofo on about? undecided

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