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naughtynaughty:
lol cork head we aff hear.. Ders no need giving us Chinese fried rice seff .. It's free

PrincessAnna:
He thinks he's funny, that's not a nice thing to say

PrincessAnna:
I didn't support anyone Mr! I only frowned at your boring jokes.

vizkiz:
oh my God!

But why don't you take HateU2 to London? She wish to leave the country and become light-skinned

PrincessAnna:
He thinks he's funny, that's not a nice thing to say

PrincessAnna:
Are you okay?

STFUareyouG0d:
chasing punnnny? Which punnnny? Funny! Just so you know, I'm happily married and I don't need NL punnnny

The Lord is my strenght

vizkiz:
chai... mrcork! You are chopping two punny on nairaland without telling us!

STFUareyouG0d:
Mrcork I know you are smart and intelligent, stop playing dunce. Like I said, this shii is not what you play dummy with. She never impersonated anybody and never said she's been using another person's picture. Ffs, can't you just get that?

Like you know, I'm team Lanicky, but FairPlay is my game. I'll campaign using my contestant's strenght, not attacking my opponents personality

And yes, I'm a born again

onila:
I remember those days when my threads used to reach 5 pages on a daily basis or sometimes 20

i felt like the most awesome online personality in online history

but these days, if my thread passed half the first page, i get so grateful

I believe since seun and all these power hungry moderators became strict on online fighting and tribal fights, things became less interesting and heated on my threads and nairaland in general

I miss those days of bad mouth se.xkills, mynd, idowuogbo, bittyend, mzdarkskin, camnewton4prez, nadia1, mrschima, jiggamangh, reality101, pleep

even mamagee3 who makes less creative threads than me, has more followers than me

naughtynaughty:
lol calling us lezbo is now even stale and gettin boring.. they shld switch it up by saying we do threesommmmeee or any odA tin.. I just smh and go away wen I c anyone call us lez.. Honestly koh matter moh

CaptainEColeJnr:
My goodness


You're as dull as lead block

Have you seen the pússy of a post-menopausal lady?
trust me mahn... they look like pegged bricks made of porous clay.

SMH... get off your tomfoolery

STFUareyouG0d:
calm down bruv. Be smart. This is not what you take for jokes

verabetsy:
See pictures of naked people eating in London's first naked restaurant

London has opened her first naked restaurant - which they claim has over 46,000 people on its wait list. The restaurant was opened in an undisclosed location in the south eastern part of London. The head chef of London's newest out-there dining experience said he believed that being Nude while eating will help customers to concentrate on their food and therefore inspire them to 'try new cuisines'.

Only open for just three months, Bunyadi claims that it offers 'pure freedom', giving the experience of eating in its natural form.

"No amount of indecency or any sexual related activities of any sort will be tolerated. Visitors who fail to adhere to this rule will be ordered out with immediate effect.


source:. http://sagaciousguru..com.ng/2016/06/see-pictures-of-naked-people-eating-in.html?m=1

jaelz:
The billionaire daughter has been posting videos of her and her boo on Snapchat but she's been hiding his face all through, any idea who the lucky dude might be?

ellacute45:
OK

onstelly:
Leave me alone please

valentinoIK:
Are u a baistard? Do I sound Ghanaian to you?

Vickyydera:
Am not light skinned

well u looooklike ice cream apple pie cake....thats a ....


PASSS MARK!!!

Vickyydera:
Yea sure, why do ask?

ellacute45:
happy Sunday Cork!

Tokyo50:
Moshi. A 36-year-old Nigerian has been sentenced to life imprisonment for drug trafficking.

The Moshi High Court ruled Friday that Joachim Ike was guilty of possessing and trafficking in narcotic drugs.

He was arrested on May 11, 2013, at the Kilimanjaro International Airport with 6,969.38 grams (nearly 7kgs) of heroin with a street value of over Sh300 million.

In his ruling, Judge Benedict Mingwa, told the court the evidence produced by the prosecution was beyond reasonable doubt.

“The evidence produced by the prosecution, along with the testimony provided during this case clearly shows that the accused person committed the offence,” said Judge Mingwa.

A plea by defence lawyer Philip Njau for the judge to allow Ike to serve his jail term in Nigeria was turned down.

Source: The Citizen
mobile.thecitizen.co.tz


http://www.thecitizen.co.tz/News/Moshi-court-gives-Nigerian-life-sentence-for-drug-trafficking/-/1840340/3245640/-/format/xhtml/-/11rnde1z/-/index.html

Vickyydera:
Then be proud of her and stop cheating on her. If am your wife and I see this post, I will be in the doldrums.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#52D017] I scare you off?
°Why are you hiding yer face?
..extraordinarily hideous?.... yes
[/color]

Dpredictor:
Call me a wailer, call me a Zombie.. call me what ever name you love!!
I am not new here, but my love for true federalism drove me to their jail for 2 months. I will repeat and keep repeating, that I will always support what I feel is good.
There comes another young lady who has clamoured for true federalism and fortunately is one of the Miss Nairaland contestants and nothing is sweeter than beauty mixed with an atom of politics..
Its not just about beauty (every girl is beautiful). But what is the essence of the crown, being able to call a spade a spade and defend innocent user from unjust treatments from our beloved mods.
If a girl can speak out against injustices in the country without being biased, I feel she deserves the crown..

Most others are found in the romance section where gossips are portrayed or with Tonto dike"s kitty or Olajumoke story...

I don't want such a queen.. because she might be addicted to telemundo and leave pressing issues..

So as for me and my fellow political gurus who believe in true federation regardless of the president, I believe I would vote for...

REFINER...

Omenka, Chukwudi44, Passing shot, Here is our fellow political guru..
let's do the needful..

God bless Nigeria.. God bless Buhari, God bless the queen across the Niger..

God Bless Refiner.

Ryabcool:
I've been a member of this forum for years, amd I only just realized I really don't have many friends here. Been ghosting for so long that it seemed like normal. Well, boredom on this lovely Sunday has finally gotten me to put myself out there.

So here goes; I'm looking to make friends and I think I'm pretty fun to chat with. Got a crazy sense of humour and I love to tease. I'd like to say I'm intelligent, and I enjoy an intelligent conversation with someone who isn't shy. Guys are cool but females would be most preferred as I tend to flow easier with them. Feel free to hit me up if interested.

By the way, my picture is on my profile if you're curious.

Yeah Yeah I know I shouldn't be seeking attention, but what's a bored guy to do? Boredom is really a naughty woman.

valentinoIK:
For some reason my other account keeps getting banned. Why is dis?

valentinoIK:
Abeg enuf of d insult? Are u stupid or sometin?

ellacute45:
you gay

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°Kay,let's trade.Yer naaaaked pic for mine?[/color]

valentinoIK:
So I came across this girl on nl wen I created a thread with my old account (valentineIK) which got suspended becos of her.
I open the thread to ask for advice on my wife and soulmate, and she gave me. But when I asked for her friendship, she slight me. I may hv overreacted and said some mean things to her. I guess what I said may hv hurt her, because she has refused to respond to my nl email request.
Since dat day I hv not being able to sleep soundly. I even try to send message to siena on nl email, to help me ask her to forgive cos he's d only 1 shez folowing here so I felt he could help me reach her, bt he ignored d mail. My conscience won't let mesleep.
I want to use dis medium and ask for her forgiveness, and so dat we can start a friendship. I don't know her real name yet, bt I like what I see. She's fine. I save her pic on my fone,since dt day I can't sleep. Av just being thinking of u. Abi u be mami water?
I don't want to post picture here, bcuz of privacy something.
But missmecedes pls if ur reading dis, am rili rili sorry. Pls reply, and accept my email request. I believe we can be frnds. The holy spirit is ministering to me dt will be frnds.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#52D017]No.Not until you show me yer face. you won't do that I know. [/color]