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Romance › Re: I Receive Not Less Than 150 Pms From Nairaland Babes Everyday. (pic) by MrCork: 3:09pm On Jun 09, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=orange]°I'm not trying ta move you anywhere
I just want ta know why yer in my face about pming some dude? undecided
...*what do you care that I don't wanna?

°•Another thing
Why'd you share my last post?

And stop giving him mentions!!
If Iwanted to do that I woulda!! undecided[/color]
so from our lasst convasssation..why do u preffa wearin thong to G string?....weather too hot? smiley
Romance › Re: I Receive Not Less Than 150 Pms From Nairaland Babes Everyday. (pic) by MrCork: 3:08pm On Jun 09, 2016
ernesty20:
Not that i am blowing my trumpet but i think they should reduce the number of pms they send to me daily.. It is getting too much angry
^^huh....wit that yorrr head that loooooklike Humty Dumty egg?....STOP LYNIN JORRRR!!!! (no ofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 3:04pm On Jun 09, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
why you always talking sexx? undecided
...anyways bakkkto the serrrious topik before bein rudely interrrupted by those two Agggresice Ghanaa chicks ( makydebbie: & Juhuan) ....bro I dont...This females logon to naairaland to cause comotiosssion talin about sexxxc.. Watch HateU2 ,naughty naughty, Hisduchess, Audray or worst of all Ellacute45..thers no day they woudnt tal about givin people lap dance!! undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 3:00pm On Jun 09, 2016
makydebbie:
why would we seduce you?...taaarrrrr we get taste...so no arrangement ok?
errm well,i drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot ....am from Pekam london.....and I hav pounds sterlin....YES U BOTH WANNA SEDUCE ME!!!! (((Sinnnners)) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 2:12pm On Jun 09, 2016
makydebbie:
ahhhhh...i give up!!!...you are dumb!
^^^^ther u go . .u expose them & they start cussin((( guilty conscience) undecided
Romance › Re: Most Girls Hardly Give Their Boyfriend Their ATM Card To Use. Why? by MrCork: 2:09pm On Jun 09, 2016
Berlyn:
hmmm undecided seems u have ish with girls angry
...who's the fine Ghana babe in your picture profile? smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 1:09pm On Jun 09, 2016
makydebbie:
when you are also sucking satan's balls...lemme watch..ode!!((shame))
^^^^^ther she goes again talking about sukin Satan's balls...earlier she talkd about seeexc on nairaland & then 3some wit me, her and juhan...why on eath woyd makydebbie wanna suk satan ball?I don't think she wants to repent undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 12:48pm On Jun 09, 2016
makydebbie:
ode..she is my sis...my twinnY...if its paining you go and burn the sea..juhan no mind am
twins??...arrrha..so yorr intwnnnsion all along is for u twins to seduce me correct??..WOW...the good news for u & juhan is that 3some wit twins is my dream....Ellacute45 included..sweerrry.can we arrrramge somtin? cheesy
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 12:00pm On Jun 09, 2016
juhan:
WOW
...anyways when u sleep wit makydebbie...plis let me watch! wink
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 11:58am On Jun 09, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
cuz these people quoting you keeps giving me countless mentions.
..U DISSSAPOINT US PLAYAS BIG TIME...4REAL...so u upset cozzz nairaland females like juhan..Ellacute45..Onstelly..hisbiscus76..Audray..KingCheezyPuff..QueenValarie and others give u quick mentions?...isn't that simply teknically sopose to be free punnny for u?. Bro u Dont like women? Wasssssup wit that?...any guy would love mentions..especially from female s (( SHOCKIN)) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 11:50am On Jun 09, 2016
juhan:
see your spoilt dirty mind. We're innocent pls shift one side. Dont corrupt us.
..so u think its OK for u to sleep wit another female... Correct?.. Do u realice they can lock u up in prision there in Nigeria for 15years?...u really want to sleep wot makydebbie?..WOW!! undecided
Romance › Re: Nairaland House Party In Germany....and She Stole The Show!! ((watch Video)) by MrCork(op): 11:18am On Jun 09, 2016
sawhite:
plz which part of germany do u stay
Ellacute45 lives in Germany...she said she's too shy to put up her picture cozz shes dakskin((wot a shame)) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 11:11am On Jun 09, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
Mrcork don't mention me in your BS again
..errmm why?.. U upset? undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 11:02am On Jun 09, 2016
juhan:
why are you quoting my sister?
read her prevvvious pos . **i no chop since last week, i dey wait for you***

..so u want to have sexxxxxxc wit makydebbie..correct?..which means twknicallt u both lessssssbians..We like u lessssbiams on nairaland thou!! ((SHAME))
undecided
Car Talk › Re: Why Don't Nigerian Drivers Pay Attention To Zebra Crossing?? by MrCork: 9:04am On Jun 09, 2016
jaykaylegend:
I've always wondered why Nigerian drivers don't acknowledge zebra crossing lines in Nigeria...

for example, yesterday I wanted to cross a road, me and a couple of others had started crossing on the zebra lines when some motorists started speeding towards us and they even abused us that if we want to die she should go to our houses and die ooooo...

though its not the first time it is happening to me but I often wonder why most drivers don't acknowledge it...

is it due to negligence or ignorance??

4
...Nigeria?... Do people read in that place?...u can't try that kinda $hitt hear in London(no offense) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 8:56am On Jun 09, 2016
makydebbie:
ok...thank you..now lemme alone..mr 17 inches condo
^^^^^ther u go..atitude....and then she complains she can't find man on nairaland((SHAME)) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 8:31am On Jun 09, 2016
makydebbie:
if its ur matter and i dont have taste i love it like that!
...anyways u Ghana chicks dont take to advise & are very sagrafingnotaste!!(TRUE STORY) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 8:23am On Jun 09, 2016
makydebbie:
if its ur matter and i dont have taste i love it like that!
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 7:57am On Jun 09, 2016
ellacute45:
angry angry
[img]http://gif.co/r6GX.gif[/img]
Repent or u will go to hell....serrrrriously...life is not all about comin to Nairaland to discusssss secxxxxxc issue!! embarassed
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 7:56am On Jun 09, 2016
makydebbie:
corky truth is...if you unbutton ur shirt i will have to spray the room because i wont enjoy the stench at all((trusssss me))...juhan this cork needs egba ooo
^^^^this one dont hav taste mennnnnn!! undecided
Romance › Re: What Is Your Stripper Name? by MrCork: 9:15pm On Jun 08, 2016
ireneony:
This quote has been trending on many social media for the past 1week.

For those who don't know of this, it's very simple;
Your stripper name is the colour of your underwear and the last thing you ate.

Follow the rules

What is your stripper name?
#mine is red brioche grin
..wow...love your stripper name...so how looong u been stripper..can I enter the dragon? cheesy
Romance › Re: Check My Swag by MrCork: 9:09pm On Jun 08, 2016
agbonkamen:
and you look like you bears too
...sweeery if they say u looooklike bear... Plis takkkit as a compliment (no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 8:53pm On Jun 08, 2016
makydebbie:
ode why will i talk about it when i havent done it...oya lemme alone!!!((no offeince))
...and r u teyna tell us if I remove my shirt...u will not jump all over me?..SHE LIES AGAIN!! undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 8:50pm On Jun 08, 2016
makydebbie:
ode why will i talk about it when i havent done it...oya lemme alone!!!((no offeince))
. u login to nairaland to seduce us innnnosent guys...I lie?...wot have u been tallkkkin about last 2weeek...READ YOR PREVIOOUS POST...(((((YOU SINNER))) angry
Romance › Re: Check My Swag by MrCork: 7:46pm On Jun 08, 2016
agbonkamen:
i guess u have problem with ur sight
...anyways..did I mention I drive £28000(cash) range rover spot! wink
Romance › Re: Check My Swag by MrCork: 7:42pm On Jun 08, 2016
ellacute45:
pekam pigggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
...at least..u r preeeetier than one person on nairaland!((THANK ME LATER)) wink
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 7:40pm On Jun 08, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°You know this a fantasy cuz ain't no woman gon ever tell you you got a big 1 grin[/color]
...anyways..u,Audray & Ellacute45 need to repent quick...u been seducin too many of innosent us on nairaland!( TRUE STORY) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 7:24pm On Jun 08, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°You know this a fantsay cuz ain't no woman gon ever tell you you got a big 1 grin[/color]
...may I remind u that chicks hear in Pekam London call me *The Pakage* angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 7:20pm On Jun 08, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°You know this a fantsay cuz ain't no woman gon ever tell you you got a big 1 grin[/color]
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 7:18pm On Jun 08, 2016
makydebbie:
innocent like you?..its not ur type sef...mtchewwwww....yaff craze finish..((shame!!!))
.
...am an innnosent husband material...sadly..Chicks like u, HateU2,Hisduchess,Onstelly,Onila,DollyjoyKingCheezyPuff,Audray come to nairaland to currrupt men ...talking about sexxxxxc like we Dont enjoy it undecided
Romance › Re: Check My Swag by MrCork: 7:13pm On Jun 08, 2016
agbonkamen:
i guess u have problem with ur sight
....sweery. Were u drunk when u take that foto...cozz u look drunk. Even orrrdnary Onstelly or worst of all..ordnary Ellacute45 fine pass u..i lie?(no oofense) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 6:39pm On Jun 08, 2016
makydebbie:
mrcork ya foolish oooo..i dont watch blue film...so why would i wanna watch with you...(((u lie..big time!!)))
..really?....u stopped watching blue film but yet u were orange lip stick in your foto profile wit intensssion of tryn to seduce innnnosent guys like me...correct?...do u realuse lyin is a sin? undecided

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