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Romance › Re: Why Nigerian Ladies Are World Class by MrCork: 5:10pm On Jun 03, 2016
Dmarketter:
yeye man. You sef know our babes are better thaan ur london babes
My niggggga..i beg u..do not...I repeat...DO NOT ...ever ever ever ever compare our London Babes to Homebase Babes......Its like comparin McDonalds to Groudnut!!!! (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Who Knows The Answer To This Question (photo) by MrCork: 4:03pm On Jun 03, 2016
Berlyn:
nah m blueskin grin
angry
Romance › Re: Why Nigerian Ladies Are World Class by MrCork: 4:01pm On Jun 03, 2016
Dmarketter:
Most of us complain about our ladies, yet we know deep down, dat we love them faults and all. The foreign girls thing is a hoax. We feel that way when we get on the wrong end of hurt, yet we gladly dish out the hurt. Anyway reasons they are world class;

(1) Naija babes are adaptive: they are black and realise say na yellow pawpaw dey move olosho market, they will gladly bleach themselves for us.

(2) Naija babes are beautiful: wetin u dey find for babe, ikhebe ? bosom ? Fine face ? Straight legs ? BBW ? Brother and sisters you will find them in quantum, jjust visit a higher institution like unizik all the blood in ur body will enter ur phallus.

(3) Naija babes are religious: forget say she be olosho or a cheater, she will be at the head of the church praying in tongues and telling God to judge them sinners, ironically God answers some of them.

(4) Naija babes are diversely opinionated: you can't sell any yeye idea to naija babes and all will conform. Never . They are never together in idealogy. Thus fear not for the feminist idealogy, it can't never take root in naija. Dem babes would reject and throw it away.

(5) Naija babes are sexually different: some are terrible in bed, some are good and others are excellent. The naïve virgins are mostly open to wierd sexual acts more than the experienced ones. Our babes are very sexually curious. So good news for wwe perverts.

(6) Naija babes are forgiving: cheat on them, abuse them. Yet most could still find it in their hearts to forgive ur useless self and hope you will change. Only a handfull of our babes are vengeful and murderous.

(7) Naija babes are homely: many are capable of being good home keepers, good mothers and wives. You only have to ignore their olosho past and turn a blind eye and ear to all deceptions she will shove down ur throat occasionally. Your life will be sweet.

(cool Naija babes are ...............add urs

God knows sometimes we focus on their bad parts and those bad parts are really terrible. Nevertheless we know they world class babes too . And thus ROCK
... someone plis move his thread to JOKE section!!(no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Who Knows The Answer To This Question (photo) by MrCork: 3:59pm On Jun 03, 2016
Berlyn:
Lets see who's ganna come up with the right answer , i think its D grin what do you think??
are u lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: Who Knows The Answer To This Question (photo) by MrCork: 3:58pm On Jun 03, 2016
Berlyn:
Lets see who's ganna come up with the right answer , i think its D grin what do you think??
angry
Romance › Re: I Beef With Nairaland Cheapest Slüts Hateu2 And Naughtynaughty by MrCork: 3:57pm On Jun 03, 2016
naughtynaughty:
undecided
..but why woud u allow a fagggggot like iamdurent call u & Hateu2 a sluuuuuuuuuut?...why? angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..if u spent most times sendin text messages, you not a wifey material!!! by MrCork(op): 3:54pm On Jun 03, 2016
chiwetel:
fine,its disrespectful sha, buh really if the guy is so boring,I would definitely hv to find a distraction. grin
but if the guy is borrring..cant u kisss him?....mussst a guy all ways make first move? undecided
Romance › Re: I Beef With Nairaland Cheapest Slüts Hateu2 And Naughtynaughty by MrCork: 3:51pm On Jun 03, 2016
naughtynaughty:
undecided
but how can u let faggggggggot iamdurent call u & Hateu2 a sluuuuut??..why would u allow that? angry
Celebrities › Re: Davido's Daughter Kisses Her White Friend [PICS] by MrCork: 3:45pm On Jun 03, 2016
TunezMediaBlog:
Baby Imade is growing pretty fast and lovely.. The robust baby planted a kiss on one of her pairs, Talia during the children day festival...

See more colorful photos of baby Imade after the cut...



http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2016/06/davidos-daughter-plant-kiss-on-white.html?m=1
this are the kinda news that make Nigeria loooklike Stoneage country.....am in London & i kiss white babes almost everyday. Whats the big deal about kisssssin white female?..THIS IS SHAMEFUL OF U HOMEBASE PEOPLE (no oofeinse) angry
Science/Technology › Re: Cat Like Creature Killed On My Site. by MrCork: 12:29pm On Jun 03, 2016
wolero7:
I don't know the name ooo. But it sure looks like a cat but not a cat. It has an elongated face. Unlike cat that the face is flat.

Was told it's a chicken slayer.
...but why is evertin ther in that Nigeria place all waays kill kill kill.......dont u people hav animal shelter or Zoo in that country??...we do do that kinda $hit hear in London!!((I GIVE UP)) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..if u spent most times sendin text messages, you not a wifey material!!! by MrCork(op): 12:02pm On Jun 03, 2016
HalimaSadiya:
Lmao I'm not materialistic so that shouldn't be your problem...Oh you do ? Then good for you smiley
pls change yor atttitude..we cant stand females who text!!! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..if u spent most times sendin text messages, you not a wifey material!!! by MrCork(op): 12:01pm On Jun 03, 2016
sinaj:
I dnt gerithuh
..ok..why dont u gerrrrit..should i repet the question?? (no ofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: I Beef With Nairaland Cheapest Slüts Hateu2 And Naughtynaughty by MrCork: 11:54am On Jun 03, 2016
HateU2:
he did not succeed, did hehuh
we have all read set a trap for him and pateintly waitin....I cant wait. We plan to put him on YouTube(REAL TALK) angry
Romance › Re: I Beef With Nairaland Cheapest Slüts Hateu2 And Naughtynaughty by MrCork: 11:48am On Jun 03, 2016
HateU2:
undecided
and how can u allloew a faggggot called iamdurent to create thread simply to diss u? undecided
Romance › Re: I Beef With Nairaland Cheapest Slüts Hateu2 And Naughtynaughty by MrCork: 11:46am On Jun 03, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
*Bye bye Cork cheesy
hey hey..calm down...why isssit that evertime some one wannna talk to u about serrrrious topic like sexxxxxc,,u say bye bye?...u tink stayn as a lesssssbian is a goodthing for u when ther so many nice guys like me arrround?.can u seeee i jusss wanna help u? undecided
Romance › Re: I Beef With Nairaland Cheapest Slüts Hateu2 And Naughtynaughty by MrCork: 11:37am On Jun 03, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffd801]*Then go read a book wink[/color]
..sweeery i dont want to stay on this fagggggots thread..lets talk in another thread..wannt dissscusss sexxxc & yor favortite thong color..juss wanna get to no u berrra.. U feel me!!! wink
Romance › Re: Why Nigerian Ladies Are World Class by MrCork: 11:34am On Jun 03, 2016
Dmarketter:
Most of us complain about our ladies, yet we know deep down, dat we love them faults and all. The foreign girls thing is a hoax. We feel that way when we get on the wrong end of hurt, yet we gladly dish out the hurt. Anyway reasons they are world class;

(1) Naija babes are adaptive: they are black and realise say na yellow pawpaw dey move olosho market, they will gladly bleach themselves for us.

(2) Naija babes are beautiful: wetin u dey find for babe, ikhebe ? bosom ? Fine face ? Straight legs ? BBW ? Brother and sisters you will find them in quantum, jjust visit a higher institution like unizik all the blood in ur body will enter ur phallus.

(3) Naija babes are religious: forget say she be olosho or a cheater, she will be at the head of the church praying in tongues and telling God to judge them sinners, ironically God answers some of them.

(4) Naija babes are diversely opinionated: you can't sell any yeye idea to naija babes and all will conform. Never . They are never together in idealogy. Thus fear not for the feminist idealogy, it can't never take root in naija. Dem babes would reject and throw it away.

(5) Naija babes are sexually different: some are terrible in bed, some are good and others are excellent. The naïve virgins are mostly open to wierd sexual acts more than the experienced ones. Our babes are very sexually curious. So good news for wwe perverts.

(6) Naija babes are forgiving: cheat on them, abuse them. Yet most could still find it in their hearts to forgive ur useless self and hope you will change. Only a handfull of our babes are vengeful and murderous.

(7) Naija babes are homely: many are capable of being good home keepers, good mothers and wives. You only have to ignore their olosho past and turn a blind eye and ear to all deceptions she will shove down ur throat occasionally. Your life will be sweet.

(cool Naija babes are ...............add urs

God knows sometimes we focus on their bad parts and those bad parts are really terrible. Nevertheless we know they world class babes too . And thus ROCK
...bro i dont mean to sound rudes but did u juss land from another planet?? (no ofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Why Nigerian Ladies Are World Class by MrCork: 11:32am On Jun 03, 2016
Dmarketter:
Most of us complain about our ladies, yet we know deep down, dat we love them faults and all. The foreign girls thing is a hoax. We feel that way when we get on the wrong end of hurt, yet we gladly dish out the hurt. Anyway reasons they are world class;

(1) Naija babes are adaptive: they are black and realise say na yellow pawpaw dey move olosho market, they will gladly bleach themselves for us.

(2) Naija babes are beautiful: wetin u dey find for babe, ikhebe ? bosom ? Fine face ? Straight legs ? BBW ? Brother and sisters you will find them in quantum, jjust visit a higher institution like unizik all the blood in ur body will enter ur phallus.

(3) Naija babes are religious: forget say she be olosho or a cheater, she will be at the head of the church praying in tongues and telling God to judge them sinners, ironically God answers some of them.

(4) Naija babes are diversely opinionated: you can't sell any yeye idea to naija babes and all will conform. Never . They are never together in idealogy. Thus fear not for the feminist idealogy, it can't never take root in naija. Dem babes would reject and throw it away.

(5) Naija babes are sexually different: some are terrible in bed, some are good and others are excellent. The naïve virgins are mostly open to wierd sexual acts more than the experienced ones. Our babes are very sexually curious. So good news for wwe perverts.

(6) Naija babes are forgiving: cheat on them, abuse them. Yet most could still find it in their hearts to forgive ur useless self and hope you will change. Only a handfull of our babes are vengeful and murderous.

(7) Naija babes are homely: many are capable of being good home keepers, good mothers and wives. You only have to ignore their olosho past and turn a blind eye and ear to all deceptions she will shove down ur throat occasionally. Your life will be sweet.

(cool Naija babes are ...............add urs

God knows sometimes we focus on their bad parts and those bad parts are really terrible. Nevertheless we know they world class babes too . And thus ROCK
angry
Romance › Re: What Kind Of Kissing Is This One? by MrCork: 11:30am On Jun 03, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
lipsrsealed
..ok so whats yor thong size & favorrrite color? smiley
Romance › Re: I Beef With Nairaland Cheapest Slüts Hateu2 And Naughtynaughty by MrCork: 11:28am On Jun 03, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
*You know of me then ? grin
darlin plis let gerrrraoutta this faggggots thread & move to a desent thread to discussss sexxxxc....am bored! smiley
Romance › Re: I Beef With Nairaland Cheapest Slüts Hateu2 And Naughtynaughty by MrCork: 11:25am On Jun 03, 2016
iamdurent:
Where are those two twinkletwinkle little bitches?

Get ur flat asses here, slūts.


When the both of you was filling with mentions with trash, calling me "fagggot, gay to Jo fafa and all sorta rubbish" You forgot karma is a bítch!




I'd wake up in d morning by 6:30am to login my nairaland acct and see close to 15 mentions (or more) from these two slots!
It continued like DAT for a whole week!

Am back for u hoes, believ me am back for u both, cheap skanks.
^^^^^^ fagggggot harrrrasin females..WTF!! angry
Celebrities › Re: Dele Momodu: I Can't Fight Davido, He's Too Small To Me (Video) by MrCork: 11:22am On Jun 03, 2016
Mikylopez:
david plz grow up already u av a daughter..
angry
Celebrities › Re: Davido Shows Off Rolex Watch Alongside His Alleged Girlfriend by MrCork: 9:53am On Jun 03, 2016
kachikwudavid:
Davido is recently having a fun time in Paris with
his alleged girlfriend, he shared the photo above
on instagram flaunting his gold Rolex watch at
Louis Vuitton Store Champ Paris...

He captioned it:

"Paris with love!!!"


https://www.instagram.com/




p/BGKf5vgKUIH/?hl=en
..FAKE ROLEX.....419!!!(no oofeinse) angry
Nairaland General › Re: Which Subject Normally Causes This? by MrCork: 10:58pm On Jun 02, 2016
redgem:
This mostly happens when you don't know the answer or when you are thinking of the answer to the question...


Mine was history...


So, Tell me the subjects that made you chew your pen...
angry
Romance › Re: See How This Maid Watches TV Only When Oga Is At Home Alone by MrCork: 10:56pm On Jun 02, 2016
cogbuagu:
Someone posted this on Facebook and I quote

"This how my maid watches tv everyday and I am at home alone with her and my wife is away on 3-5 days trips. This is very tempting people. What do I do...? "
this babe remind me of Hate2u...she promised me.... wink
Romance › Re: Ladies..if u spent most times sendin text messages, you not a wifey material!!! by MrCork(op): 10:54pm On Jun 02, 2016
HalimaSadiya:
He's ugly
well he as more moiney than yor future boyfriends thou...i lie?...anyways sine u ask, did i mention I drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot!! wink
Romance › Re: Ladies..if u spent most times sendin text messages, you not a wifey material!!! by MrCork(op): 10:50pm On Jun 02, 2016
ivyT:
Exactly o.op get empty brain undecided
...whos the fine lightskin chick in yor picture profile sef & why do u homebase females all ways theif other people foto simply becuzz u finding man on nairaland?..Whats the logic?..u international theif theif!! (no ofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..if u spent most times sendin text messages, you not a wifey material!!! by MrCork(op): 10:48pm On Jun 02, 2016
HalimaSadiya:
Lmaooo thanks for the laugh cheesy silly troll have you tried venturing into comedy ? By then you might afford a private jet tongue. Quote me again and you'll know voodoo is real low life loser grin
...who u textin right now? .. 50 sent? undecided
Romance › Re: Refiner Is The Most Beautiful Miss Nairaland Contestant- My View by MrCork: 9:53pm On Jun 02, 2016
MrChinex:
Am not a regular here, but I was just going through the miss nairaland 2016 contestants pictures and refiner beauty captured my attention... She looks so beautiful.
..bro are u one of thoise lagos boys who wear sun shade at night? ((juss askin)) angry
Romance › Re: Refiner Is The Most Beautiful Miss Nairaland Contestant- My View by MrCork: 9:51pm On Jun 02, 2016
MrChinex:
Am not a regular here, but I was just going through the miss nairaland 2016 contestants pictures and refiner beauty captured my attention... She looks so beautiful.
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..if u spent most times sendin text messages, you not a wifey material!!! by MrCork(op): 9:05pm On Jun 02, 2016
HalimaSadiya:
Aww you must be a very boring person or she doesn't like you (no offence) smiley
...yor comon sence is not commmon & we respek u for that....how can i be borin when I drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot, am fro london pekam, am a plaYA, a ladies man & a lover? Goat!! undecided

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