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Romance › Re: Boring Saturday! by MrCork: 5:27pm On Jun 04, 2016

silvertongue:
Give me a download link.

Or do I just google it?

www.youporn.com and then in the search field type BLACK BBW!!...... ermm bro, am only guesssin thou, i never really been on the site. GREAT SITE! wink

Romance › Re: When You Use Photoshop To Enhance Your Curve See (photo) by MrCork: 5:22pm On Jun 04, 2016

Berlyn:
okbye

i would never lie to u....truss me.. You are fat & u need help!!((no ofeinse))) angry

Romance › Re: When You Use Photoshop To Enhance Your Curve See (photo) by MrCork: 5:18pm On Jun 04, 2016

Berlyn:
hey boy stop derailing my thread

then STOP hatin on slim females.. You are fat..be proud!! undecided

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Romance › Re: When You Use Photoshop To Enhance Your Curve See (photo) by MrCork: 5:14pm On Jun 04, 2016

Berlyn:
Rule number 1, ladies when you use 'photoshop' to enhance the curves, always mind the door at the background stop casting us

Thanks

u create thread all becuzzz u hatin on slim females..abi?....but dont u people hav GYM ther in that Nigeria place? (no ofeinse) embarassed

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Romance › Re: When You Use Photoshop To Enhance Your Curve See (photo) by MrCork: 5:13pm On Jun 04, 2016

Berlyn:
mtchwwww i'll not argue with you' cow!

^^^^typikal fat girl wit atitude...and then she complains she cant find man on nairaland!!! (((goat))) undecided

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Romance › Re: Boring Saturday! by MrCork: 5:11pm On Jun 04, 2016

silvertongue:
I don finsih all my justin slayer collections. Which ones u get?

watch animal farm...best blueee form ever! ((Recomended)) wink

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Romance › Re: Boring Saturday! by MrCork: 5:08pm On Jun 04, 2016

silvertongue:
All my friends are out of town. So I will be spending the rest of my day here. Chatting,flirting,yabbing,bashhing and counter-bashing.

Am all yours for tonight!!!

..bro go n sit down somewhere and watch blueeeeeeee film jorrrr!!! angry

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Romance › Re: When You Use Photoshop To Enhance Your Curve See (photo) by MrCork: 5:07pm On Jun 04, 2016

Berlyn:
aint fat mr

if you are more than size 10...you are fat!!!(((PIRRRRIOD))) angry

Romance › Re: When You Use Photoshop To Enhance Your Curve See (photo) by MrCork: 5:04pm On Jun 04, 2016

Berlyn:
Rule number 1, ladies when you use 'photoshop' to enhance the curves, always mind the door at the background stop casting us

Thanks

sweeery if u r Fat..stay fat & be proud....dont be jelos of slim ladies!!!!!(no oofeinse) angry

Romance › Re: I Need A Girl To Love. Please Help by MrCork: 5:01pm On Jun 04, 2016

BoiledHead:
I broke up with my previous gf and claimed team foreign girls. That's bullshit. The person who made me post that sef has blocked me on whatsapp.

Now I'm lonely and I need love. I would appreciate any nairaland girl that meet my specs

- Slim not fat
- 5'7 height or even 6'1
- Igbo pls
- light skin not bleaching
- working class
- Fluent English speaking
- Light weight
- Sexually active.

Please help me.

God bless.

P.s I am sorry for everything I said before.

anyways i recomend Onstelly....she dates anytin..not sure about her english thou, she only spekd pigieon!

Romance › Re: I Need A Girl To Love. Please Help by MrCork: 4:59pm On Jun 04, 2016

BoiledHead:
I broke up with my previous gf and claimed team foreign girls. That's bullshit. The person who made me post that sef has blocked me on whatsapp.

Now I'm lonely and I need love. I would appreciate any nairaland girl that meet my specs

- Slim not fat
- 5'7 height or even 6'1
- Igbo pls
- light skin not bleaching
- working class
- Fluent English speaking
- Light weight
- Sexually active.

Please help me.

God bless.

P.s I am sorry for everything I said before.

IBO?

Crime › Re: Nigerian And Thai Woman Arrested In Thailand Over Methamphetamine (pics) by MrCork: 4:47pm On Jun 04, 2016

YourNemesis:
Igbo elders, please talk to your wards na...
What kind of upbringing are children getting in the East for christ's sake?

WATCH!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qD-mwouPsQ

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Crime › Re: Nigerian And Thai Woman Arrested In Thailand Over Methamphetamine (pics) by MrCork: 4:45pm On Jun 04, 2016

[size=13pt] OUR NIGERIANS WILL NEVER LEARN.......F*****KIN EDDDDDIOTS!!...

Sorry but the Interrogator was so on point; Gossip News ((((WATCH THIS VIDIO)))[/size] angry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qD-mwouPsQ

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Crime › Re: Nigerian And Thai Woman Arrested In Thailand Over Methamphetamine (pics) by MrCork: 3:11pm On Jun 04, 2016

Ramanto:
Asian Continent is a wrong Place to take drugs to

..bro our stuuupid Nigerians never learn...briiing back fireing squad

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Crime › Re: Nigerian And Thai Woman Arrested In Thailand Over Methamphetamine (pics) by MrCork: 3:06pm On Jun 04, 2016

Flexherbal:
Must they mention Nigeria in it!

...why not?...Nigeria is a f***kin disgrase worldwide and ashame to be f***kin Nigerian in London(no oofense) angry

Romance › Re: Today Is My Bday by MrCork: 12:06pm On Jun 04, 2016

berryice:
Tnx dear

...are u lightskin? angry

Romance › Re: Today Is My Bday by MrCork: 11:49am On Jun 04, 2016

berryice:
Wish me hbd

...why?

Romance › Re: ... by MrCork: 7:40am On Jun 04, 2016

branhampaul:
I Love Big Booty Girls, But How Do I Get Them To F*ck Me.. Do I Need To Be A Politician Or A Rapper?. If You Have A Gf Who Has A Big Butt, Pls How Did You Get Her To F*ck You..

ask Ellacute45...shes fat in a big way!

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Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Cry During S*x? by MrCork: 7:39am On Jun 04, 2016

issylarry:
Seriously,I dont know why ladies cry during s*x,Of most of the s*x have had.When ever i ask if something was wrong she used to tell me to continue and so i hit her d more.Though,i be ja guy?i hope the crying doesnt mean anything bad?

u dont hav shcool homework? undecided

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Romance › Re: Ladies, When He's Not Touching You But He's Romancing His Phone by MrCork: 7:37am On Jun 04, 2016

BrideOfDracula:
Oke doke. I can't help your herd mentality. So go on & believe whatever, no skin off my back.

...calm down babes, i love Crackhead like u...i juss wanna get to no u has friends.. do u hav a boy friend? undecided

Romance › Re: 7 Ways Some Nigerian Single Ladies Act When Desperately Looking For Boyfriends by MrCork: 7:34am On Jun 04, 2016

dollyjoy:
Ameeeeeeeeen.

kaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...wher did u get that Nyaansh from?? tongue

Romance › Re: Ladies, When He's Not Touching You But He's Romancing His Phone by MrCork: 7:33am On Jun 04, 2016

BrideOfDracula:
No, are you?

every nairalanders says u definately a known *Crackhead*...the good news is that I belif them!!(no oofeinse) undecided

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Romance › Re: London Females VS Homebase Females ((the Debate)) by MrCork(op): 7:30am On Jun 04, 2016

...pleaase note:

London females dont do *runs*...they go to GYM everyday

Homebase females all ways do *runs*...and accordin to Report, 99.9% of them are over wieght or usually Size 10 plus (((heavy weight)))

Romance › Re: Ladies, When He's Not Touching You But He's Romancing His Phone by MrCork: 7:27am On Jun 04, 2016

BrideOfDracula:
You're right. But it gets embarrassing because after I'm
done I'm like really over it, but the other person will still be feeling, "WTF" If they refuse to let go, then a repeat is usually coming their way, this time for bringing up "history" Because to me it truly feels like they wanna rehash history, a historical event from 30 minutes ago I'm aware I have major anger issues though, so I always try my best not to explode & slap the shìt outta people

hi..are u a Crackhead? (juss askin) undecided

Romance › Re: Where Is Your Location? by MrCork: 7:25am On Jun 04, 2016

Kayce1:
let's know ourselves better. drop your location

...in the toilet readin newspaper...tryna $hit!! angry

Romance › Re: How Can I Upgrade A Nairalander? by MrCork: 7:24am On Jun 04, 2016

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]How can I upgrade a nairalander?

Besides, did you know I can introduce you to some new things?[/color]

99.9% of homebase nairalanders dont have class anyways...they need upgrade...u cant sstart by helpin them to spek goood english (Queens english or American acccent) wink

Romance › Re: Yes Or No, Can U Marry A Soldier? by MrCork: 1:23am On Jun 04, 2016

mimzy:
Now playing ScapeGoat by D'banj for u

never heard of Dbag...I listen to Drake! angry

Romance › Re: Yes Or No, Can U Marry A Soldier? by MrCork: 1:20am On Jun 04, 2016

mimzy:
You sha wantu rope me in. I rebuke u

its 1am right now and u scared her to bed...HateU2 finaaaly gone to bed grin

Romance › Re: Yes Or No, Can U Marry A Soldier? by MrCork: 1:17am On Jun 04, 2016

mimzy:
That one is small jor. Let's use this one

...i love women in Uniform punishing me....4real...sweeery plis can u wear Army uniform order me to kneel down & hands up? cheesy

cc KingCheezyPuff

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: ***thread For Nairaland Female Teenagers*** (stay Off) by MrCork: 1:14am On Jun 04, 2016

falconey:
good, let see the fresh fishes

...how comes u still awake?..u dont hav electricticity? undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: ***thread For Nairaland Female Teenagers*** (stay Off) by MrCork: 1:13am On Jun 04, 2016

queendalyn:
hi everyone.
good morning
who's awake?

Go bacccckto bed jorrrr!!! (no oofiense) angry

Romance › Re: Yes Or No, Can U Marry A Soldier? by MrCork: 1:11am On Jun 04, 2016

mimzy:
My hand no dey oooo

WOW...so u tryna say HateU2 is a ugly midget & not on yor level?...YOU ARE VERY WICKED!!! grin

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