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Romance › Re: Ladies..if u spent most times sendin text messages, you not a wifey material!!! by MrCork(op): 8:59pm On Jun 02, 2016
ivyT:
Ur papa

Ewu gambia grin
ENGLISH...spek English!! undecided
Romance › Re: How Would You Know A Runs Girl by MrCork: 8:40pm On Jun 02, 2016
HateU2:
sharapppp undecided
nice bellly buttton...would really love to hit it...we hav to discuss! wink
Romance › Re: Ladies..if u spent most times sendin text messages, you not a wifey material!!! by MrCork(op): 8:38pm On Jun 02, 2016
[quote author=ivyT post=46215808][/quote]is that Donald Trump?...((mugu)) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..if u spent most times sendin text messages, you not a wifey material!!! by MrCork(op): 8:36pm On Jun 02, 2016
fairlyusedpant:
i said it, your face looks familiar, are you sister tinuke, the woman that use to teach us physics and chemistry at odukeke buneme nursery and primary school?
..bro... ivyT iz ugly..thank God u all so noticed! wink
Romance › Re: Ladies..if u spent most times sendin text messages, you not a wifey material!!! by MrCork(op): 8:33pm On Jun 02, 2016
[quote author=ivyT post=46215650][/quote]Sandra...may i remind u sinse u ask that i drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot....do u hava car? F***K NO...this are the kinda chicks that text in church service!! undecided
Romance › Re: How Would You Know A Runs Girl by MrCork: 8:31pm On Jun 02, 2016
HateU2:
sharapppp undecided
..well am comin to nigeria in end of june & acording to our agreement..u owe mer 2 weeek punnny for the streesss u put e true! wink
Romance › Re: How Would You Know A Runs Girl by MrCork: 5:11pm On Jun 02, 2016
HateU2:
Bestie, is he payinghuh Economy is hard ooo. Nothing 4 free
punnnny free? cheesy
Politics › Re: Who Is Fooling Who??? by MrCork: 5:08pm On Jun 02, 2016
ellacute45:
[img]http://gif.co/o4By.gif[/img]
ok u win...when are u goin to mate wit me? smiley
Nairaland General › Re: 10 Kinds Of People You Would Find At A Fighting Scene! (PHOTOS) by MrCork: 4:30pm On Jun 02, 2016
HateU2:
Dongisola, aburo mrcork tongue
...the nest time u mention my name...i will send *Hisduchess (my new woman) to SLAP yor face!!! (REAL TALK) angry
Politics › Re: Who Is Fooling Who??? by MrCork: 4:29pm On Jun 02, 2016
ellacute45:
you don't pay your taxes as a citizen and still complain of politicians stealing public assets
CHANGE THAT GADDDEM PICTURE & SHOW US YOR REAL PICTURE PROFILE FOTO....are u shy to dakskin? undecided
Romance › Re: I Am The Most Endowed Girl On Nairaland...picture Proof! by MrCork: 4:27pm On Jun 02, 2016
pinkyliceous:
Fat everywhere. Miss cellulite.
shes lightskin & hawt...u aint!!!(no ofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: I Am The Most Endowed Girl On Nairaland...picture Proof! by MrCork: 4:24pm On Jun 02, 2016
MzHolly:
i am more endowed than that girl
kaiiiiiii... YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeePaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! tongue
Romance › Re: Ladies..if u spent most times sendin text messages, you not a wifey material!!! by MrCork(op): 4:22pm On Jun 02, 2016
Yuneehk:
Forgive introverted beings like us. We prefer to look at our phones. But if you're funny, lively, and know how to keep up a good convo, we might just come outta our shells and have a nice time with you.




Simply means Op is one borrriiiiinnnng person grin

What's this one underneath me saying?? Mtchewww
^^^Ther they are^^^ y'all see as shes writting story like radio talkin witout battery....Yekini is the kinda spagamental chick u take to dinner, Cinema or disco parrrys that spend the whole evening texting air....U see them?? undecided
Romance › Re: Who Is The Celebrity??? by MrCork: 4:16pm On Jun 02, 2016
HateU2:
Shes hanging out with Otedola dis evening undecided. They have a date. Do u knw Otedola at allhuh
...who?..never heard of her..and truss me if we never heard of her hear in London then Otentala is a nobody..REAL TALK... anyways, i will be stayn at some hotel in Lagos Island & i want u & Empressnaugthy to come down when i arrrive.. I am still tryn to book a good hotel but been told hotels in lagos are nomally rubbish. I hate sleeepin alone! wink
Romance › Re: Diary Of An Average Youth by MrCork: 4:05pm On Jun 02, 2016
gauzbee:
INTRO:::
this is the first of many, hopefully interesting posts....
I've had a very intriguing child/youthhood...some would call it interesting, some would call it lame. ..anyways, this is my way of keeping mysef busy, since Nigerian govt has decided to ruin our lives.. anyways, cheers. My name is Gozie, and this is my diary
.........
I was done with lectures for the day, to say I was tired would be an understatement. I had bought icecream on my way back home and all I needed right then was my bed and fan..
I peeked into iyke's room (as I almost always did on my way to my room) and he had visitors, I was about to leave when he introduced me to his visitors, I wasn't really in the mood(being fatigued et all) so I just said hi to dem and was about to leave when the girl he introduced as kaycee asked "is that icecream?" before I could answer, she sed "where's your room? I'm coming to join you in eating that ice cream"... I smiled and told her which room was mine and truly she was in my room in less than 2mins...
"nice room, do u stay alone?" she asked.
"yea, I do" I answered slightly irritated because I really wanted to be alone and rest.
the rest of the other 20 or 30minutes was pleasant as we got to know each other and eat icecream. she was a graduate, she was my neighbor's elder sister, and she was friggin voluptuous....she had really huge boobs and a very nice ass, more captivating was her smile and the fact that she was very bold and talked about a lot of things, ranging from school gists to relationships and then to sexcapades... I really wanted to sleep, but which redblooded male says no to a conversation about sex with a very voluptous strangerhuh.. we've been together for a lil under an hour, and I was really enjoying her company but she had to go do something, and I wanted to take a nap, but she was coming back
..so u Dont have mustache? angry
Romance › Re: Who Is The Celebrity??? by MrCork: 4:02pm On Jun 02, 2016
HateU2:
hit wathuh undecided


Dem dey deceive u o cork head. My bestie Nd I, our poccy is covered with d blood of jesus
..where is your boring friend.. Empressnaughty? undecided
Romance › Re: Who Is The Celebrity??? by MrCork: 3:57pm On Jun 02, 2016
HateU2:
hit wathuh undecided


Dem dey deceive u o cork head. My bestie Nd I, our poccy is covered with d blood of jesus
....when I show u pounds sterling...£15....truss me u will opennnnup...I nomaly pay £10 for punnnnny but for u...I will dash u £5 extra for good behavior wink
Romance › Re: Who Is The Celebrity??? by MrCork: 3:24pm On Jun 02, 2016
HateU2:
buhahahahahah.
Where is bestie nitori olorun cheesy cork wan use chinese rice fcck u oo.
Corkhead, na everyday u dey plan to do to 9ja ni undecided. Just coonfess say na Ajegunle uu dey
...stop front in...u no am definitely gooona hit it if I buy u Chinese fried rice plus beer!! wink
Romance › Re: Ladies..if u spent most times sendin text messages, you not a wifey material!!! by MrCork(op): 3:21pm On Jun 02, 2016
[quote author=ivyT post=46206137][/quote]...ilitrracy is a disease...u r one big illlitarate(no oofense) undecided
Romance › Re: Who Is The Celebrity??? by MrCork: 3:09pm On Jun 02, 2016
HateU2:
u can't fcck her too cheesy. U dcck is too small undecided
..I will be having 3some wit u and Empressnaughty when i arrrive in nigeria end of june...i will buy u both chinese fried rice in return for 3some wink
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Chase Me? by MrCork: 2:44pm On Jun 02, 2016
onila:
even though, I am far from perfect

why do they disturb me huh
always putting me under stress to give dumb excuses why i cant date them because I aint mentally stable

guys get some class
and leave me alone
[size=14pt] PLEASE SHIFT THIS GRANKOBAGARRRISH DOLONKORISH THREAD TO JOKE SECTION!!![/size] angry
Romance › Re: Who Is The Celebrity??? by MrCork: 2:42pm On Jun 02, 2016
HateU2:
Nd I will die iffa kiss u not to talk of fccking u undecided
u no u want me..i see u lookin...anyways wher is that yor fat friend called Emperessnaughty...kinda miss her thou! smiley
Romance › Re: Who Is The Celebrity??? by MrCork: 2:41pm On Jun 02, 2016
HateU2:
Nd I will die iffa kiss u not to talk of fccking u undecided
..correction..i drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot & am fro London...this ususally means i can phuck any chick I wan (marryed or single) and i can surely kisss any chick i want...u included!! ((((Am a plaYA..rememmber))) wink
Romance › Re: How You Feel When The Mods Ban You And How You Feel When Unbanned by MrCork: 2:38pm On Jun 02, 2016
dauntless15:
I created this here because this section has the most views so dont crucify me ok? If yoi have been banned before share how you feel like when your ban hasn't been lifted and when it was lifted, i was banned for 9yrs in my former moniker and the ban is still on, i created another and now i just returned from another four days ban. Someone reported me for bullying and i didn't bully him. It was about religion, wont say more before they decide to lock me up. But when i was banned i felt imprisoned and when i was freed its like my life imprisonment sentence was commuted and i was released based on probation.

Sharw your experience if you can relate to this

First pix when i was in jail

Second pix FREEDOM
..its great M.O.D ban dumb newsance like u thou....it makes Nairaland a greater website.. I lie? smiley
Romance › Re: Who Is The Celebrity??? by MrCork: 2:35pm On Jun 02, 2016
HateU2:
This drunk man again **sighs*
..u need man in yor life....lokily for u, am available! wink
Romance › Re: Counter-thread: Facts About Ibo Guys by MrCork: 1:39pm On Jun 02, 2016
rosieluv:
Some of us like ibo guys but i dont. my facts are based from experience and gathered information.
1. Handsome-- yes my ibo brothers are handsome but deceptive,dont allow beauty deceive you.
2. Hardworking and wise-- i agree they are hardworking and wise but stingy to the bone,some will tell you 'i cant spend my hardearned money on you,i suffered to get my money' but rather go to beer parlors to lavish it. They dont take care of their families,some dress well while their families are suffering in poverty.
3. Family oriented-- they are polygamous in nature,this is a well proven fact,90% of them are. So ladies dont expect to be their only girlfriend or wife and also they love sex,some yoruba gals run away from ibo guys coz of sex o.
No hating,just stating. No insults pls
ther u go .... Watch and learn ((no ofeense)) grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

QUOTE FROM THAILAND POLICE.. ''Nigerians are a Shame & Curse to Africa, Igbos are the problem of Nigeria they are Selfish and Stubborn

https://www.nairaland.com/3127600/ladies-handle-watch-video



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qD-mwouPsQ



Romance › Re: Ladies..if u spent most times sendin text messages, you not a wifey material!!! by MrCork(op): 1:34pm On Jun 02, 2016
ivyT:
Yeye thread grin
^^^this one definately wears Burka! angry
Romance › Re: If You Were Born A Man, And You Transition Into A Woman And Start Dating Women by MrCork: 1:32pm On Jun 02, 2016
Emperessnaughty:
Lol...it sounds complicated but it's a straight forward question.
Let's say I change into a man and start dating Cutehector .. Am I gay?

@d pix dats Sydney star She wasborn a man and she's now dating a woman..So, does dating a woman now make her lesbian when she was actually born a man? Please answer...your time starts now! Lol

Y'all guys shuld beta start asking for ladies birth certificates before hitting on her.. In case ull be hitting on a fellow dude like u
...WOW...100 views & only 4 post...now u see how borrrrring you are!!!(no ooofeinse) grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Ogoni Clean-Up: VP Osinbajo's Visit (Live Updates) by MrCork: 12:18pm On Jun 02, 2016
irunooboo:
smiley good news for ogoni people
...pliss change yor name to Sally, Sue, Sharon, Jasssly or julie.....We londoners cant pronouunse yor village name: Irunbobokakakokobobo ((wot ever that means)) undecided
Crime › Re: Six Fraudsters Dupe A Woman Of N13m In Imo (Photo) by MrCork: 12:13pm On Jun 02, 2016
irunooboo:
The most hard working tribe in nigeria doing what they know best. God knows biafra will be the crime capital of the world if declared
...but dont u hav shcool homework insted of loookin for man on nairaland? undecided
Romance › Ladies..if u spent most times sendin text messages, you not a wifey material!!! by MrCork(op):
...You invite babe to Resturant, Cinema or disco parrrry and guess what....she spends the whole evening sendin text messages to **nobody**...why?..ladies, you think u can desive us?.. pls *STOP THIS $HIT COZZ WE HATE IT!!! ((REAL TALK)) angry
Romance › Re: Thread For 'ohafia People by MrCork: 11:29am On Jun 02, 2016
Berlyn:
poor boy go upgrade your skillz mehn lipsrsealed cow grin
...u fine?...i ront tink so...show respek or I make sure u never find man on nairaland!!!!((TRUE STORY)) angry

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