fairlyusedpant: i said it, your face looks familiar, are you sister tinuke, the woman that use to teach us physics and chemistry at odukeke buneme nursery and primary school?
..bro... ivyT iz ugly..thank God u all so noticed!
[quote author=ivyT post=46215650][/quote]Sandra...may i remind u sinse u ask that i drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot....do u hava car? F***K NO...this are the kinda chicks that text in church service!!
Yuneehk: Forgive introverted beings like us. We prefer to look at our phones. But if you're funny, lively, and know how to keep up a good convo, we might just come outta our shells and have a nice time with you.
Simply means Op is one borrriiiiinnnng person
What's this one underneath me saying?? Mtchewww
^^^Ther they are^^^ y'all see as shes writting story like radio talkin witout battery....Yekini is the kinda spagamental chick u take to dinner, Cinema or disco parrrys that spend the whole evening texting air....U see them??
HateU2: Shes hanging out with Otedola dis evening . They have a date. Do u knw Otedola at all
...who?..never heard of her..and truss me if we never heard of her hear in London then Otentala is a nobody..REAL TALK... anyways, i will be stayn at some hotel in Lagos Island & i want u & Empressnaugthy to come down when i arrrive.. I am still tryn to book a good hotel but been told hotels in lagos are nomally rubbish. I hate sleeepin alone!
gauzbee: INTRO::: this is the first of many, hopefully interesting posts.... I've had a very intriguing child/youthhood...some would call it interesting, some would call it lame. ..anyways, this is my way of keeping mysef busy, since Nigerian govt has decided to ruin our lives.. anyways, cheers. My name is Gozie, and this is my diary ......... I was done with lectures for the day, to say I was tired would be an understatement. I had bought icecream on my way back home and all I needed right then was my bed and fan.. I peeked into iyke's room (as I almost always did on my way to my room) and he had visitors, I was about to leave when he introduced me to his visitors, I wasn't really in the mood(being fatigued et all) so I just said hi to dem and was about to leave when the girl he introduced as kaycee asked "is that icecream?" before I could answer, she sed "where's your room? I'm coming to join you in eating that ice cream"... I smiled and told her which room was mine and truly she was in my room in less than 2mins... "nice room, do u stay alone?" she asked. "yea, I do" I answered slightly irritated because I really wanted to be alone and rest. the rest of the other 20 or 30minutes was pleasant as we got to know each other and eat icecream. she was a graduate, she was my neighbor's elder sister, and she was friggin voluptuous....she had really huge boobs and a very nice ass, more captivating was her smile and the fact that she was very bold and talked about a lot of things, ranging from school gists to relationships and then to sexcapades... I really wanted to sleep, but which redblooded male says no to a conversation about sex with a very voluptous stranger.. we've been together for a lil under an hour, and I was really enjoying her company but she had to go do something, and I wanted to take a nap, but she was coming back
Dem dey deceive u o cork head. My bestie Nd I, our poccy is covered with d blood of jesus
....when I show u pounds sterling...£15....truss me u will opennnnup...I nomaly pay £10 for punnnnny but for u...I will dash u £5 extra for good behavior
HateU2: buhahahahahah. Where is bestie nitori olorun cork wan use chinese rice fcck u oo. Corkhead, na everyday u dey plan to do to 9ja ni . Just coonfess say na Ajegunle uu dey
...stop front in...u no am definitely gooona hit it if I buy u Chinese fried rice plus beer!!
HateU2: Nd I will die iffa kiss u not to talk of fccking u
..correction..i drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot & am fro London...this ususally means i can phuck any chick I wan (marryed or single) and i can surely kisss any chick i want...u included!! ((((Am a plaYA..rememmber)))
dauntless15: I created this here because this section has the most views so dont crucify me ok? If yoi have been banned before share how you feel like when your ban hasn't been lifted and when it was lifted, i was banned for 9yrs in my former moniker and the ban is still on, i created another and now i just returned from another four days ban. Someone reported me for bullying and i didn't bully him. It was about religion, wont say more before they decide to lock me up. But when i was banned i felt imprisoned and when i was freed its like my life imprisonment sentence was commuted and i was released based on probation.
Sharw your experience if you can relate to this
First pix when i was in jail
Second pix FREEDOM
..its great M.O.D ban dumb newsance like u thou....it makes Nairaland a greater website.. I lie?
rosieluv: Some of us like ibo guys but i dont. my facts are based from experience and gathered information. 1. Handsome-- yes my ibo brothers are handsome but deceptive,dont allow beauty deceive you. 2. Hardworking and wise-- i agree they are hardworking and wise but stingy to the bone,some will tell you 'i cant spend my hardearned money on you,i suffered to get my money' but rather go to beer parlors to lavish it. They dont take care of their families,some dress well while their families are suffering in poverty. 3. Family oriented-- they are polygamous in nature,this is a well proven fact,90% of them are. So ladies dont expect to be their only girlfriend or wife and also they love sex,some yoruba gals run away from ibo guys coz of sex o. No hating,just stating. No insults pls
ther u go .... Watch and learn ((no ofeense))
QUOTE FROM THAILAND POLICE.. ''Nigerians are a Shame & Curse to Africa, Igbos are the problem of Nigeria they are Selfish and Stubborn
Emperessnaughty: Lol...it sounds complicated but it's a straight forward question. Let's say I change into a man and start dating Cutehector .. Am I gay?
@d pix dats Sydney star She wasborn a man and she's now dating a woman..So, does dating a woman now make her lesbian when she was actually born a man? Please answer...your time starts now! Lol
Y'all guys shuld beta start asking for ladies birth certificates before hitting on her.. In case ull be hitting on a fellow dude like u
...WOW...100 views & only 4 post...now u see how borrrrring you are!!!(no ooofeinse)
...pliss change yor name to Sally, Sue, Sharon, Jasssly or julie.....We londoners cant pronouunse yor village name: Irunbobokakakokobobo ((wot ever that means))
...You invite babe to Resturant, Cinema or disco parrrry and guess what....she spends the whole evening sendin text messages to **nobody**...why?..ladies, you think u can desive us?.. pls *STOP THIS $HIT COZZ WE HATE IT!!! ((REAL TALK))