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Romance › Re: 25 Days Of No Sex by MrCork: 8:03am On Jul 30, 2024

ChildOfDoom:
It won't be easy.

I know I have pledged before

I will try again and see how much I can save this period

I will update you all daily

Though night time might be boring

I will have to ensure my phone and powerbank is fully charged at the office

Romance › Re: I Go Leave Romance Section For Una by MrCork: 8:02am On Jul 30, 2024

BaddieFreak:
Just like the topic, i go leave romance section for una if you are not careful, una mumu don dey too much for here. The hatred is too much. Everyone is always cursing each other, where is the love?

John 3:16 - For God so love the world, that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believe in him shall not perish but have everlasting life.

But you don't practice the teachings of God here, why?

I am sure you are going to miss me here if I am gone

Baby, calm down, calm down
Girl, this your WAHALA e put our heart for lockdown
For lockdown, oh, lockdown.
are u lightskin?? angry

Romance › Re: I Go Leave Romance Section For Una by MrCork: 8:00am On Jul 30, 2024

BaddieFreak:
Just like the topic, i go leave romance section for una if you are not careful, una mumu don dey too much for here. The hatred is too much. Everyone is always cursing each other, where is the love?

John 3:16 - For God so love the world, that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believe in him shall not perish but have everlasting life.

But you don't practice the teachings of God here, why?

I am sure you are going to miss me here if I am gone

Romance › Re: I Am So Obsessed With My Natural Nails (pics) by MrCork: 1:36am On Jul 30, 2024

BaddieFreak:
Just ask your girlfriend to do one, and whenever she wants to go to the toilet, follow her and you will get your answer.

are u lightskin? angry

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Romance › Re: I Am So Obsessed With My Natural Nails (pics) by MrCork: 10:28pm On Jul 29, 2024

BaddieFreak:
So I am feeling pretty tonight so I decided to give you all a sneak peek of my beautiful nails. I am so obsessed with my natural nails.

Yor finnger loooooklike carrot.....why is it bend?((no oofencse)) angry

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Romance › Re: I Am So Obsessed With My Natural Nails (pics) by MrCork: 10:27pm On Jul 29, 2024

BaddieFreak:
So I am feeling pretty tonight so I decided to give you all a sneak peek of my beautiful nails. I am so obsessed with my natural nails.

Romance › Re: How Many Of You Hungry Lazy Pathetic Mofos Are Protesting? by MrCork(op): 10:20pm On Jul 29, 2024

Reggaero:
God punish you,i send account u no fit drop money......
baba drop aza make i find u 1k chop... mumu

You not even ashame of yor sef begggin for moiney..when did u ever see a female beg for moiney? Men who help other men are gay. Men dont help men. Real men help women only..
If u protest, You shall be arrrest for robbery!! angry

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Romance › Re: How Many Of You Hungry Lazy Pathetic Mofos Are Protesting? by MrCork(op): 10:08pm On Jul 29, 2024

Reggaero:
palmpay 9069342198,God bless you sir

Geraaaaaaa raaaaaaa here mennnn.....YOU LAZZZZZZZZZZZZY BUHARI YOUTH!...go n find job!!!!((no oofencse))

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Romance › Re: How Many Of You Hungry Lazy Pathetic Mofos Are Protesting? by MrCork(op): 9:38pm On Jul 29, 2024

Reggaero:
Na waa ooo......your brain just dey decay, day by day.....
i wonder how your children brain go look like,you no even sabi how to write good english,God will help you

See yor bleach face like monkey banana yansh..so u upset becuzz govament is trying to prevent u & yor arm robbber ciusins from looooting innosent people's business..corrrect?
Ok u no wot am going to do.i will help u. Send me yor account nos & i will send u £5 to buy cloth & foood!!((((THANK ME LATER)))) angry

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Romance › Re: How Many Of You Hungry Lazy Pathetic Mofos Are Protesting? by MrCork(op): 8:38pm On Jul 29, 2024

Sapasenator:
Can you show your activities on NL to your relatives? Are they going to be proud of you? Try and grow up ok. Even Hellvictorinho is now acting more matured than you and you are ove or 45yr old already.

U things are loookin for opotunity to commit arm robbbery all in the name of protest & then i call u lazzzzzy buharri youth....did i say somtin wrong sir..am i lyin?...are u people not waitin for opotunity to theif?? (no oofense) undecided

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Romance › Re: How Many Of You Hungry Lazy Pathetic Mofos Are Protesting? by MrCork(op): 8:27pm On Jul 29, 2024

Sapasenator:
Shut up and go back to your cage!

I take it u one of the protester, u lazzzzzy buhari youth...canr u find a nice job like learning mechanic work or plumbarring.u a disgrasecto nigeria sir. Dont be lazzzy!!(no oofencse) lipsrsealed

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Romance › How Many Of You Hungry Lazy Pathetic Mofos Are Protesting? by MrCork(op): 8:19pm On Jul 29, 2024*

M.O.D....FRONT PAGE PLEASE!!

We juss heard the news here in london that u homebase people are protesting for rice...true?. 98% of nairaland guys come hear to beg for moiney. The females dont even beg.

MY PROFESIONAL ADVISE:
THE GOVAMENT NEED TO CAGE U HUNGRY BUHARI SKINNNY LOOIKIN LAZY YOUTH & LOCK U UP FOR HUNGARISM....especially those of u who create beggin threads!!!!(no oofencse)

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Romance › Re: August 1st Protest by MrCork: 4:23pm On Jul 29, 2024

Meedon:
We must protest. We shall protest peacefully and Nigeria shall be a better place again.

I'm calling on these monikers to hit the street on August 1st 2024

Realitykings
Abba24
Hellavictorinho and the rest come out and protests against hunger

brother...romance section is strictly for chassssin women,,,,,not for riot protest!!!!(no oofeincse) angry

Properties › Re: Have You Ever Seen A Black-colored House? by MrCork: 4:20pm On Jul 29, 2024

Tobichima:
?

are u from the village sir?(no oofeincse) embarassed

Politics › Re: President Tinubu Signs New Minimum Wage Bill Into Law by MrCork: 4:14pm On Jul 29, 2024

Salewa97:
https://www.channelstv.com/2024/07/29/breaking-tinubu-signs-new-minimum-wage-bill-into-law/

i usually pay olosho 50k per cumm...is that minimum wage sir? (no oofeincse) angry

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Romance › Re: My Female Neighbor Always Stares At My Car by MrCork: 4:13pm On Jul 29, 2024

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]My female neighbor always stares at my car…What could it mean?[/color]

i dont truss him...i think he tryna impregnate yor car...truss me!! undecided

Romance › Re: August 1st Protest by MrCork: 4:10pm On Jul 29, 2024

Meedon:
We must protest. We shall protest peacefully and Nigeria shall be a better place again.

I'm calling on these monikers to hit the street on August 1st 2024

Realitykings
Abba24
Hellavictorinho and the rest come out and protests against hunger

1) Realitykings <<<<<<<<dies of hunger 3 days ago

2) Hellavictorinho <<<<<almost dead of of hunger but slightly alive

bro u calling the wrong folks....bro but how can u call this 2 broke mofolistick lapalapa mugus to protest when they looooklike toooth pig.they havent even eaten for 3 days?..juss sayin!!(no oofeincse) angry

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Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by MrCork: 4:06pm On Jul 29, 2024

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo…[/color]

YESS & HELL YESSS we all lovvvit....can we mate twice please?

Romance › Re: Help, I'm still a virgin at 21 years old! by MrCork: 4:04pm On Jul 29, 2024

Failure44:
Good afternoon house, I'm 21 years and still a virgin. I'm not happy at all even tho am a handsome guy, So I have decided to try this sex thing through an ashawo but am shocked at the prices am seeing on coded runs.
I was budgeting 50k for over night but on checking the site am seeing 100-150k.

People actually pay these prices?
And please I need the link to the ashawo peer barlour telegram.

son dont they sell vaseline in yor area??(no oofencse) angry

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Romance › Re: Help, I'm still a virgin at 21 years old! by MrCork: 4:03pm On Jul 29, 2024

Failure44:
Good afternoon house, I'm 21 years and still a virgin. I'm not happy at all even tho am a handsome guy, So I have decided to try this sex thing through an ashawo but am shocked at the prices am seeing on coded runs.
I was budgeting 50k for over night but on checking the site am seeing 100-150k.

People actually pay these prices?
And please I need the link to the ashawo peer barlour telegram.

Romance › Re: Hello Everyone Happy Saturday I Need A Serious Relationship by MrCork: 3:03pm On Jul 29, 2024

Deprincess4321:
i guess ur nt ok fr saying dis shit,,my boyfrnd cheating dosnt mean i should cheat on him,,am reserved,,how many women he cares to v fun with,i dnt care,bt my bdy is jst fr him aln,i see no reasn of cheating on him,cuz he takes gud care of me and provides my need, am satisfied wit him,so rest

Good news babe. Please ignore my last post. I finaly found a man who say he love u & ready to marrry u.he say he will pay me 20k if i link him wit u.so u hav to marrrry him. He more respinsible than yor boyfriend & he ready to love u. We need to conclude

Romance › Re: Hello Everyone Happy Saturday I Need A Serious Relationship by MrCork: 2:16pm On Jul 29, 2024

Peterodion49:
PLEASE LADIES IN THE HOUSE 🏠🏠🏠 FEEL FREE TO DM ME ON WHATSAPP I RESIDE IN ABUJA JIKWWOYI READY TO MINGLE WITH SOMEONE WITHIN ABUJA MARABA/JIKWWOYI AXIS WHATSAPP ME FOR SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP 08171096446

dont wooory bro..i will giv u one of my babe & her name is meobizy...she cant ciok but she good wit micro wave.
She dont hav yansh thou but she ok in the face a little. I will talk to her for u sir. cheesy

But is she messssup, i will giv u my other babe called Deprincess4321. i will giv u this one for free becuzz she complain to much & she rude like krazy sir angry

!!!((THANK ME LATER)))

Romance › Re: Do Breastfeeding Mum Enjoy Sex? by MrCork: 2:08pm On Jul 29, 2024

willywasco:
I heard several breastfeeding mum complaining they don't enjoy sex any more with their husband due to always getting tired.

Please can women in the house agree or disagree?

Is that yor schooool homwork sir??((((no oofencse)))) angry

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Romance › Re: Do Breastfeeding Mum Enjoy Sex? by MrCork: 2:07pm On Jul 29, 2024

willywasco:
I heard several breastfeeding mum complaining they don't enjoy sex any more with their husband due to always getting tired.

Please can women in the house agree or disagree?

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Romance › Re: Hello Everyone Happy Saturday I Need A Serious Relationship by MrCork: 1:14pm On Jul 29, 2024

Deprincess4321:
i guess ur nt ok fr saying dis shit,,my boyfrnd cheating dosnt mean i should cheat on him,,am reserved,,how many women he cares to v fun with,i dnt care,bt my bdy is jst fr him aln,i see no reasn of cheating on him,cuz he takes gud care of me and provides my need, am satisfied wit him,so rest

Calm down babe, you confuse becuzz u been decieve like mugu.love dont exist meaning yor boyfriend have extra babe or extra guy...truss mw i no.he may even be parttime gay so quit decievin yor sef.so this is how am going to help u & this is wot we going to do.
The goood news for u is am a meficcal doctor so i no about women & will help u. Ok.so u will need to come to.my hotel so that i can help u save yor relationship so yor man stop cheatin on u. I am going to teaxh u how to respet men, teach u how to hav sex wit men & wot toys like butt plug to use, teach u how to kiss..teach u how to lie so he dont catch u out.teach u wot pant to were. Teach u how to wete make up so u stop lookin like man, tea h u howto spek english like the queeens we spek here in london...and most importanly, teach u how to stop been rude so u can act like lady.u very rude wit no manners but thats ok.i will teach u how to were thong. For some reason i want to help u becuzz i dont really want sexx unless u want me becuzz i drive £32,000 range rover (cash)& am a londoner wit plenty expencive shoe.

so when can u come to my hotel please & when can i teach u.please bring two towel, body cream & pafume when conin!!(((THANK ME LATER)))

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Romance › Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by MrCork(op): 8:29am On Jul 29, 2024

Rouxel:
How does it ends your life? Does it really matter?

A girl seeing a guy riding bicycle is diisgraswful & embarassing sir...its like entering public trassport in front of a wonan....real men dont do such $hit sir.its like eating bread in publick angry

Romance › Re: Hello Everyone Happy Saturday I Need A Serious Relationship by MrCork: 12:17am On Jul 29, 2024

Deprincess4321:
yea am fucking serious,,stop all wat ur doing it dosent move an inch frm ma hair,,v got a boyfrnd,,n u dnt v any right or wat so ever to talk trash abt him,or i hate u

Yor boyfriend is a player & a cheating on u.truss me. U cannot truss hin coz he dont hav moiney & he as 2 other girlfriend i no very well, in fact, one of them is my ex so we need to punish him big time.
..so wot we need to do is u need to sleep wit me only twice so dat we can make him jelos.

Romance › Re: Hello Everyone Happy Saturday I Need A Serious Relationship by MrCork: 8:05pm On Jul 28, 2024

Deprincess4321:
mr londoner or watever,,i love my boyfrnd fr who he is,keep ur innnit and queens english and ur loooser head and ur useless baker street to urslf,,anywr u v reached,my boyfrnd wil someday reach d too,,plz dnt say rubbish abt my boyfrnd,i wnt stand it,,take ur nose off me...tnks

Romance › Re: No Worries by MrCork: 3:10pm On Jul 28, 2024

RealityKings:

No worries

Did sone one theif yor brain sir?(no oofencse) embarassed

Romance › Re: Money Can't Buy Love by MrCork: 3:02pm On Jul 28, 2024

OT2024:
Yes, money can buy sex, but not LOVE.

Is love & sex not the same??.... *i wanna make love*... duh!

Brother did u go to primarrry school & did they teach u sex edocation sir..
..even senseless Knightred & dumb Ayjay45 or steewwpid HellVictorinho6 no the difffarense sir!!(((no oofencse)))

Romance › Re: Hello Everyone Happy Saturday I Need A Serious Relationship by MrCork: 10:41am On Jul 28, 2024

Deprincess4321:
hahahaha,,who even send u all dis one na? Plz dnt change my gender frm girl to man abeg,,n fr ur information my boyfrnd is nt a gay plz,dnt say dat again,end of discussion,v a nice day

See yor head like dinnnning table.do u relice u talking to a londoner from london based in london south east in pekam?...have yor boyfriend beeento london? Do he no the meaning of innnit? Can he spek queeens english? Does he no baker street?. So why are u dating a loooooser like him.do u no i been single for the past one week & that am from london & tham am available & that u can gimmme yor nomba??

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Romance › Re: Hello Everyone Happy Saturday I Need A Serious Relationship by MrCork: 10:36am On Jul 28, 2024

Deprincess4321:
hahahaha,,who even send u all dis one na? Plz dnt change my gender frm girl to man abeg,,n fr ur information my boyfrnd is nt a gay plz,dnt say dat again,end of discussion,v a nice day

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