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RomanceRe: Do Breastfeeding Mum Enjoy Sex? by MrCork: 2:08pm On Jul 29, 2024
willywasco:
I heard several breastfeeding mum complaining they don't enjoy sex any more with their husband due to always getting tired.

Please can women in the house agree or disagree?
Is that yor schooool homwork sir??((((no oofencse)))) angry
RomanceRe: Do Breastfeeding Mum Enjoy Sex? by MrCork: 2:07pm On Jul 29, 2024
willywasco:
I heard several breastfeeding mum complaining they don't enjoy sex any more with their husband due to always getting tired.

Please can women in the house agree or disagree?
angry
RomanceRe: Hello Everyone Happy Saturday I Need A Serious Relationship by MrCork: 1:14pm On Jul 29, 2024
Deprincess4321:
i guess ur nt ok fr saying dis shit,,my boyfrnd cheating dosnt mean i should cheat on him,,am reserved,,how many women he cares to v fun with,i dnt care,bt my bdy is jst fr him aln,i see no reasn of cheating on him,cuz he takes gud care of me and provides my need, am satisfied wit him,so rest
Calm down babe, you confuse becuzz u been decieve like mugu.love dont exist meaning yor boyfriend have extra babe or extra guy...truss mw i no.he may even be parttime gay so quit decievin yor sef.so this is how am going to help u & this is wot we going to do.
The goood news for u is am a meficcal doctor so i no about women & will help u. Ok.so u will need to come to.my hotel so that i can help u save yor relationship so yor man stop cheatin on u. I am going to teaxh u how to respet men, teach u how to hav sex wit men & wot toys like butt plug to use, teach u how to kiss..teach u how to lie so he dont catch u out.teach u wot pant to were. Teach u how to wete make up so u stop lookin like man, tea h u howto spek english like the queeens we spek here in london...and most importanly, teach u how to stop been rude so u can act like lady.u very rude wit no manners but thats ok.i will teach u how to were thong. For some reason i want to help u becuzz i dont really want sexx unless u want me becuzz i drive £32,000 range rover (cash)& am a londoner wit plenty expencive shoe.

so when can u come to my hotel please & when can i teach u.please bring two towel, body cream & pafume when conin!!(((THANK ME LATER))) smiley
RomanceRe: My life is over..please Help!!! by MrCork(op): 8:29am On Jul 29, 2024
Rouxel:
How does it ends your life? Does it really matter?
A girl seeing a guy riding bicycle is diisgraswful & embarassing sir...its like entering public trassport in front of a wonan....real men dont do such $hit sir.its like eating bread in publick angry
RomanceRe: Hello Everyone Happy Saturday I Need A Serious Relationship by MrCork: 12:17am On Jul 29, 2024
Deprincess4321:
yea am fucking serious,,stop all wat ur doing it dosent move an inch frm ma hair,,v got a boyfrnd,,n u dnt v any right or wat so ever to talk trash abt him,or i hate u
Yor boyfriend is a player & a cheating on u.truss me. U cannot truss hin coz he dont hav moiney & he as 2 other girlfriend i no very well, in fact, one of them is my ex so we need to punish him big time.
..so wot we need to do is u need to sleep wit me only twice so dat we can make him jelos. smiley
RomanceRe: Hello Everyone Happy Saturday I Need A Serious Relationship by MrCork: 8:05pm On Jul 28, 2024
Deprincess4321:
mr londoner or watever,,i love my boyfrnd fr who he is,keep ur innnit and queens english and ur loooser head and ur useless baker street to urslf,,anywr u v reached,my boyfrnd wil someday reach d too,,plz dnt say rubbish abt my boyfrnd,i wnt stand it,,take ur nose off me...tnks
angry
RomanceRe: No Worries by MrCork: 3:10pm On Jul 28, 2024
RealityKings:
smiley
smiley
smiley
No worries
Did sone one theif yor brain sir?(no oofencse) embarassed
RomanceRe: Money Can't Buy Love by MrCork: 3:02pm On Jul 28, 2024
OT2024:
Yes, money can buy sex, but not LOVE.


Is love & sex not the same??.... *i wanna make love*... duh! undecided

Brother did u go to primarrry school & did they teach u sex edocation sir..
..even senseless Knightred & dumb Ayjay45 or steewwpid HellVictorinho6 no the difffarense sir!!(((no oofencse))) angry
RomanceRe: Hello Everyone Happy Saturday I Need A Serious Relationship by MrCork: 10:41am On Jul 28, 2024
Deprincess4321:
hahahaha,,who even send u all dis one na? Plz dnt change my gender frm girl to man abeg,,n fr ur information my boyfrnd is nt a gay plz,dnt say dat again,end of discussion,v a nice day
See yor head like dinnnning table.do u relice u talking to a londoner from london based in london south east in pekam?...have yor boyfriend beeento london? Do he no the meaning of innnit? Can he spek queeens english? Does he no baker street?. So why are u dating a loooooser like him.do u no i been single for the past one week & that am from london & tham am available & that u can gimmme yor nomba?? smiley
RomanceRe: Hello Everyone Happy Saturday I Need A Serious Relationship by MrCork: 10:36am On Jul 28, 2024
Deprincess4321:
hahahaha,,who even send u all dis one na? Plz dnt change my gender frm girl to man abeg,,n fr ur information my boyfrnd is nt a gay plz,dnt say dat again,end of discussion,v a nice day
angry
RomanceRe: Hello Everyone Happy Saturday I Need A Serious Relationship by MrCork: 12:52am On Jul 28, 2024
Deprincess4321:
i am who i am,i am my boyfriends baby...
You sayin yor boyfriend is gay....corrrrect,...
Honey u loooklike man?(no oofencse) undecided
RomanceRe: Hello Everyone Happy Saturday I Need A Serious Relationship by MrCork: 12:50am On Jul 28, 2024
Deprincess4321:
i am who i am,i am my boyfriends baby...
angry
RomanceRe: Hello Everyone Happy Saturday I Need A Serious Relationship by MrCork: 9:29pm On Jul 27, 2024
Deprincess4321:
dem send u? Answer,,,dis tin wr u talk,make my boyfriend no jst catch u sha,cuz u go explain tire
Who is yor boyfriend? Portable? I will slap his face baccckto togo. Anyways describe yo sef again please. I aint got all day...my bus is comin undecided
RomanceRe: Hello Everyone Happy Saturday I Need A Serious Relationship by MrCork: 9:26pm On Jul 27, 2024
Deprincess4321:
like who? Dem send u?
Well u can start by behavin like a lady & let us no if u hav yansh..do u hav yansh please(size & weight included) please? ...i cab then fix u up wit him embarassed
RomanceRe: Hello Everyone Happy Saturday I Need A Serious Relationship by MrCork: 9:24pm On Jul 27, 2024
Deprincess4321:
like who? Dem send u?
angry
RomanceRe: Money Can't Buy Love by MrCork: 9:18pm On Jul 27, 2024
OT2024:
She smiled in delight. “That will be good. That will be very good.”

“But there is something I must say too,” I put in.

“What is it?”

I allowed a meaningful pause, sipping more juice. “I don’t believe in just boyfriend/girlfriend stuff. I believe in serious relationship, a long lasting relationship.”

I smiled briefly. “Above all, I believe in sex only in marriage. Premarital or extramarital sex, to me, is no, no, no. I will give a lot of caresses, mind blowing ones, but the physical activity will not go beyond that.”

I stared at her face to read her reaction. At first, she appeared shocked by what I said. Then she broke into a long laughter.

“No premarital sex? No sex? Tell me you’re joking, Tayo.”

I smiled at her laughter. So, she thought I was joking? No, she was wrong.

“I’m serious, madam. It’s a policy I love and want to continue with. There will be no sex until we are legally married.”

She saw my seriousness and stared at me. “You’re really serious?”

I nodded emphatically. “Yes, I am.”

“Does that mean you can marry a woman like me – a woman much older than yourself?”

“Of course. Once love develops in the course of the relationship, the target is marriage.”

She stood up from the dining-table and moved to a seat in the sitting-room. She appeared thinking over what I said. I decided to allow her to take her time.

I washed my hands, dried it with the table cloth, took the last sip from the juice and went to join her in the sitting-room. I however took a seat opposite her.

“No man had I ever told me what you said,” she blurted out musingly. “Do you really mean all these? Please, stop hyping me.”

I smiled genially at her. “I mean everything I just said.”

She shook her head. “No, that’s unbelievable. Are you saying if I offer you sex right now, you will say no?”

“Definitely.”

She shook her head again. “No, you can’t be serious.”

She stood up. “Give me one minute.” She left the sitting room. I wondered what she was up to. A minute later, she was back. There was a wad of five hundred naira notes in her hand. She dropped it on the center table.

“That money and a lot more is for you if you can do one simple thing. It’s a favour from me to you, take that money and take me. Yes, I mean it and I’m saying it boldly, I’m all yours right now.”

“What an offer! What a beautiful offer. If taking you is to caress your lovely body, I am in. But if it goes beyond that, count me out.”

I smiled, stood up and walked towards the money. It was crisp and new. I dropped it back on the table and walked towards her.

“You’re very beautiful, madam,” I said. I pulled her up to her feet and kissed her. A knowing smile was on her face as she promptly wrapped her hands around my neck.

I kissed her again, long, deep and breath-taking. It was electrifying and I really felt I was doing all these to a desirable woman. Her body was very soft against mine.

She was some inches shorter and her forehead was where my mouth was. I could feel her big breasts against my mid-rift. I could vividly feel the beating of her heart.

Then, I disengaged from her.

"You have to take me completely," she said gently. "I won't settle for anything less."

I shook my head. “I’m sorry, but what I said still stands; what I said about believing that there should be no premarital sex. It’s a belief I’m not going to discard for anything in this world.”

She looked at me in a shock and flopped back on her seat.

I took some steps away from her. It was now few minutes to ten. “I really want to thank you for the sumptuous meal. Thank you so much for the opportunity to hold you lovingly – and the kiss. I will give you time to think about what I said. I’m ready to give you time to decide if I’m really suitable for you. For now, I will like to take my leave. Thanks for everything.”

I was about to turn and go.

“Wait. Let me ask you this: do you have any feeling for me at all?” she asked.
^^^^STORY
...moiney can buy pucccccccci sir!!!!!((((no oofencse)))) angry
PoliticsRe: Alaba Traders Oppose Planned Protests by MrCork: 9:05pm On Jul 27, 2024
Beremx:
Why should they protest? Are they hungry? Let people who voted for Tinubu come out and protest. Na dem dey hungry. We will be busy in our shops doing business. We can't afford to lose customers because of protest.

Igbo amaka jare!!
...SHARAP THERE...U IBO THINGS HAV A HABBIT OF PLAYIN VICTIMS.....GO BACCCKTO TO YOUR GADDEM TERRRORIST ANAMBRA VILLAGE & PROTEST...DINT U PEOPLE CLAIM U OWNED LAGOS DURING THE ELECTION??

THIS IS WHY YOR KIND WILL NEVER BE TRUSSTED!!.....with yor steeewoid ibo amaka rubbbish!!!(no oofencse)
angry
RomanceRe: My life is over..please Help!!! by MrCork(op): 8:06pm On Jul 27, 2024
Mcslize:
MrCork is what we call fake it till you make it. Poor people too dey brag Cho Cho Cho Cho.
Son calm down
Am from pekam, am a lomdoner, i live in millionair area called pekam in south east london, i date lightskin females, white ladies & halfcast, i drive range rover, i pull chicks, i beeento 16 countries here in europe, beento 7 countries in that africa place.......so wot is there to brag about?

I dont meannto sound rude but is yor head corrrect sie??(((no oofencse))) undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies!!! by MrCork: 8:00pm On Jul 27, 2024
ayjay45:
I will kill u mrcork
Basstard
Son U cant even kill yor mother...i will chew u for breakfast u nairaland shameless beggger

Go & beg senseless Knightred for moiney as usual
RomanceRe: Ladies!!! by MrCork: 5:14pm On Jul 27, 2024
akeeng:
Ignore that dude. He’s boring. 🥱


Knightred is mentally challenged...from his post, u can easily tell therrrris r 2 hole in his brain
RomanceRe: Lol Lol Lmao Lol !!! Oh God!!! LOL by MrCork: 1:10pm On Jul 27, 2024
Knightred:
Mrcork Mrcork Mrcork!!!!
U are a funny guy

10 mentions!!!

dude,u are so funny grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

seem's u want to beg from me againgrin
How much do u wantsmiley
Juss loook at yor steeewpid threads...they hadly enter page 2. We shall celebrate u soon. RIP
RomanceRe: Lol Lol Lmao Lol !!! Oh God!!! LOL by MrCork: 1:09pm On Jul 27, 2024
Knightred:
am sure your mother died under a prickgrin

Tell me, is the prick darkskin or lightskin(your fave)

CELEB TRYING TO HELPsmiley
Your comebacks are way too dry ....u struggle for attension in ways that make u loook fooolish. Good thing is guys like u always end up with no hope before u die.goood news is u die soon
RomanceRe: Lol Lol Lmao Lol !!! Oh God!!! LOL by MrCork: 11:55am On Jul 27, 2024
Knightred:
so u mean u need money for your mother burial rightsad huh

Dude,Am not ur family,so i ain't got any problem if your mother is deadundecided

So stop mentioning me,i ain't got your timeundecided
Brother its a simple question, we tryin to help u.is yor mother dead?
RomanceRe: Lol Lol Lmao Lol !!! Oh God!!! LOL by MrCork: 11:11am On Jul 27, 2024
Knightred:
Mrcork Mrcork Mrcork!!!!
U are a funny guy

10 mentions!!!

dude,u are so funny grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

seem's u want to beg from me againgrin
How much do u wantsmiley
Your mother is dead bro
RomanceRe: Ladies!!! by MrCork: 9:51am On Jul 27, 2024
Knightred:
Anyone with size 10 panties pls cheesy
cause i gat u a presentsmiley
YOU SHALL ALWAYS REMAIN DUMB EDDDIOTICK & STEEEWPID....thank me later
RomanceRe: Am Going To Beat The Fvcking Crap Of The Person by MrCork: 9:48am On Jul 27, 2024
Knightred:
Who the hell invented bra and pantiesangry
Brother Did yor mother die? smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: Pls Help , Its Confusing by MrCork: 9:47am On Jul 27, 2024
Knightred:
Me and my celebrity friend had an issue but as a matured man , i told him to let us go to the biggest club in birmingham (POPWORLD) to ease our minds, me and my celebrity friend entered the club and we ordered some expensive drink worth 5000$ each.
And i went to pee, before i came back, guess what HE HAS OPENED MY DRINK AND I ALSO SAW HIM PUTTING SOMETHING IN MY DRINK, i asked him why, he said he just felt like opening my drink and he was trying to put sugar in my drink

What a change of attiude
THIS WHY I LOVE CELEBRITY FRIENDS
but on second thoughts
i don't like sugar in my drink

should i drink it for love huh
(pls advise)
HAVE U NOTICE PEOPLE IGNORE YOR DUMB THREADS?....U SHOULD BE TANKIN ME FOR REPLY YOR SENSELESS SILLY EEEEDIOTICK PPST SIR
RomanceRe: Why Do Dark Female pussi Stinks by MrCork: 9:45am On Jul 27, 2024
Knightred:
why do their pinkypunny smell awfulundecided.
Can't they wash it cause it stinksundecided
Just wondering wot the rooom smell like after yor mother gave birth to u..fishy smell? smiley
Brother..wot contry is she from?
RomanceRe: Happy Nude Day To Nairalanders Hurray!!! by MrCork: 9:43am On Jul 27, 2024
Knightred:
LADIES
Happy nude day to all ladies and my fans on nairaland,i know u love me and i love u too,i wish u good life and more blessing on this good day and more blessing on this good day and more pricks in advancesmiley

TO MEN
Why is it that u guys dont gat respect for celeb,I know u guys love me but why is it so hard to sayundecided
Anyways i wish all men happy nude day, more pussy to lick,more arss to fvck,more boobies to suck and more panties to tearsmiley

God will see us through this blessed day and no evil pussi will befall us

HAPPY NUDE DAY TO ALL NAIRALANDERSsmiley


»JH«
YOU SHALL ALWAYS REMAIN DUM & STEEEWPID WITH YOR DUMB THRRADS.......IT IS NOT A CURSE....IT IS A PRAYER..AMEN!!!
RomanceRe: What Are U Trying To Tell Me!!! by MrCork: 9:41am On Jul 27, 2024
Knightred:
So u guys are trying to tell me that no one gat size 11 pantiesangry
^^^^NAIRALAND VILLLAGE EEEEEDIOT....SO STEWWWPID, HE MAKES STEWWWPID PEOPLE PROUD.......WE SHOULD EXPET ANOTHER DUMB POST FROM HIM
Nairaland GeneralRe: Pls Enlighten Did I Do Wrong by MrCork: 9:40am On Jul 27, 2024
Knightred:
{AS A CELEB}
I woke up this morning to eat and went to one of the biggest bar in america as usual ((smile))
Then i saw this darkskin lady so beautiful i went to her place as a celeb
She was very happy to see me, i put 1000$ in her darkskin boobs and 2000$ in her darkskin ass oh lord my hands were grateful
But am starting to regret,i think i should have nyashed her
DID I ACT STUPIDLY ?? pls enlighten
»JH«
YOU SO STEWWWPID U WIL DIE STEWWPID.....AND THEN WE CELIBRATE U smiley
RomanceRe: Help!!!!!!!!!!! by MrCork: 9:38am On Jul 27, 2024
Knightred:
I have been dreaming about pussies latelyundecided



Sometimes,i even see women pussi without even taking off there pantundecided


Hope am okaysad
You satin u have smell yor sister,s pucccccci?...really?...wot size is it in inches bro?

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