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RomanceRe: Should I Open A Panties Store by MrCork: 9:36am On Jul 27, 2024
Knightred:
I think i should open a pant storeundecided

Maybe it will help the economyundecided
Brother please is yor mother dead..how?
RomanceRe: I Heard Nigerian Grannies Dont Where Bra And Pant Again!!! What The Hell!!!!! by MrCork: 9:35am On Jul 27, 2024
Knightred:
Who are they trying to tomentundecided

They should be thinking about heaven not disgusting things like not wearing pant and braundecided

I dont think they still gat pumped boobies right?undecided
Does yor mother hate wearin pant sir?...why?
RomanceRe: Tattoo Removal In Nigeria by MrCork: 9:33am On Jul 27, 2024
ayjay45:
Where cn I get tattoo removed
Well u can remove tatooo in yor brain from a local witch doctor. Silly goat!! undecided
RomanceRe: Kidnapping For Ransom Dey Hungry Me For Body by MrCork: 9:32am On Jul 27, 2024
ayjay45:
embarassed
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Who care if u hungry, u lazzzzy buhari youth....YOU DIE YOU DIE!!!!!!(((no oofencse))) angry
RomanceRe: Nairaland Sexuality Section Has Exposed The Hypocrisy Of The North by MrCork: 9:26am On Jul 27, 2024
BaddieFreak:
So you haven’t changed, you are still behaving like a three year old. undecided
So 3year old should not like women?...u wantme to gay??....u are the type responsible for makin 80% of nigerian men become gay....shame on u!!

anywats, are u lightskin??((no oofencse)) angry
PoliticsRe: Alaba Traders Oppose Planned Protests by MrCork: 9:23am On Jul 27, 2024
ruggedboy01:
So you are not only foolish but a tribalist too

You are pathetic loser, fake foolish broke Londoner
You never beeento london & u will never reeach london!! angry
RomanceRe: Nairaland Sexuality Section Has Exposed The Hypocrisy Of The North by MrCork: 1:41am On Jul 27, 2024
BaddieFreak:
I visited the sexuality section today for the first time since I registered. I was not expecting to be shocked until I saw various comments and topics by guys talking/enquiring about looking for hookups in the core North and of course it shocked me. I mean for a region that always want us to believe that they are morally just and the others ain't, I was shocked and I don't mean to criticize the North just an observation.


I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT SHARIA LAW IS FOR THE POOR AND NOT THE RICH
So u loookin for pucccci on reality section....corrrrrect? ...go to food section sirembarassed
FashionRe: Deleted. by MrCork: 1:38am On Jul 27, 2024
meobizy:
What was I expecting from children of the lowest caste.
Kaiii..love to yansh this meobizy chick menn....she keep makin my priiik had intensionaly. I tink i will toast her!! wink
RomanceRe: My life is over..please Help!!! by MrCork(op): 1:35am On Jul 27, 2024
JustPowerApps:
It depends on the bicycle wey you dey ride, if it is sports bicycle for exercise, nothing do you cheesy
Its called chopper....it has gear 1..2...3 & 4 & u can do 360 with it angry
RomanceRe: Are The Igbos Actually The Wealthiest Ethnic Group In Nigeria ? by MrCork: 6:39pm On Jul 26, 2024
Negroid001:
In the annals of human race, wealth acquisition is hardly ever a straight, decent or neat road.

But Nigeria’s case is pretty funnier. So permit me to write my own textbook on “Wealth in Nigeria”. If I have your permission, then THANKS.

You become wealthy in Nigeria either by creating it through rigorous entrepreneurial adventures, most of them crooked somehow, BUT AT LEAST YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING.

Or by direct, effortless (or next to no effort) ‘grabbing’ of wealth by virtue of your ethnic, religious or political vantage.

The Hausa/Fulanis are the wealthiest in Nigeria by direct, effortless, grabbing of wealth. AND THAT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL AND EVERY PROBLEM NIGERIA IS FACING TODAY.

The Hausa/Fulanis own far more oil wells in the Niger-Delta oil belt, far, far more than any other ethnic group in Nigeria. In fact, most of the oil well billionaires in the North do not even know the geographical locations of the oil wells that they are reaping billions from. It's just as simple as collecting the oil lease allocation papers from the government and reselling the papers to oil companies. And billions start rolling in.

Major General Sanni Abacha (of morbid infamy) killed Ken Saro Wiwa due to the desire of Ogoni people to challenge the status quo. That brought in unending militancy to the region.

Fat government contracts only go to the cattle rearers who knows next to nothing about the project in question.

THE HAUSA/FULANIS CAN NOT COMPETE WITH THE SOUTH IN INTELLIGENCE OR SKILL DEPENDENT ACQUISITIONS OF WEALTH, SO THEY KNOW THIS AND THAT IS WHY THEY'LL RATHER DIE THAN RELINQUISH THE CONTROL OF THE CENTRE GOVERNMENT IN NIGERIA.

But the Igbos are the intelligent, entrepreneurial travellers of Nigeria.

So if by ‘wealthy’, you mean money made out of sheer determination and sweat, I doubt if Africa has another tribe comparable to the Igbos. You will find them everywhere on the globe.

Now, such aggressiveness for wealth creation has its consequences. And considering that they are “Nigerians”, fake drug manufacturing, adulterated auto spare parts, expired products rebranding and distribution, - even hard drugs smuggling - are all “legitimate “ to the Nigerian mind of the Igbos.

Let me state finally that each Igbo man was given only one pound at the end of the Nigerian civil war; and whatever billions and millions you catch an Igbo man with today is from that one pound. They are phenomena!

PS: I am Yoruba.


Culled from quora by Ezekiel Fagoroye
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PoliticsRe: Alaba Traders Oppose Planned Protests by MrCork: 5:21pm On Jul 26, 2024
Beremx:
clown. You cannot change from your old ways. Same old Mr. Cork grin grin
I am not tribalistic. I love IBO women...good news is I love like u!! (real talk) smiley
PoliticsRe: Alaba Traders Oppose Planned Protests by MrCork: 5:08pm On Jul 26, 2024
Beremx:
Oga, move back to Romance section. I don't understand your blabbing. Are you sure you're okay?
...u want me to chase u on Romance section? ....keeep dreammmin....

u better not be IBO. are u IBO? are u lightskin?(no oofeincse)
angry
PoliticsRe: Alaba Traders Oppose Planned Protests by MrCork: 5:04pm On Jul 26, 2024
mightyhaze:
And for years I think say this boy get sense o

Chai
..did i say somtin wrong sir? are u IBO? undecided
RomanceRe: My life is over..please Help!!! by MrCork(op): 4:58pm On Jul 26, 2024
PJtech:
39 year old man🤮🤮🤮
am not the saME age with yor mother sir.is she 39?....I like older woman thoum like 39 plus. Is she lightskin sir?(no oofeinse) smiley
PoliticsRe: Alaba Traders Oppose Planned Protests by MrCork: 4:54pm On Jul 26, 2024
tishbite42:
I'm an Igbo man. Spell it correctly.
You're not a Lagosian so leave the original aboriginals to complain.
Last time I checked they ain't worried about the Igbos.
Protest alone.
We Igbos aren't part of any protest.
OF COURSE U ARE IBO.......WHY DONT U GO BACCCKTO TO YOR TERRRIST STATE WERE YOR IBO TERRRRRORIST IPOD BROTHERS ARE KILLLLIN FELLLOW IBO PEOPLE FOR SIMPLY GOING TO WORK........U HAVE A VOICE IN LAGOS BUT DONT EVEN HAVE A VOICE IN YOR OWN STATE......WHO THA HELL DO U PEOPLE THINK U R?,,,,,,,U DONT OWN £HIT,,,,,,AND YES I SAID IT. LETS SEE U PEOPLE DESTROY PROPERTYS WITH YOR GADDDEM TERRRORIST LEADER NNAMDI KANO!!!! angry
PoliticsRe: Alaba Traders Oppose Planned Protests by MrCork: 4:50pm On Jul 26, 2024
Beremx:
Oga, Igbos won't protest. What's so difficult in understanding that? Mr. Cork abeg park well
^^^^^^^see them...there they go again..TYPICAL IBO MAN...ALWAYS PLAYIN VICTIM!!! angry

THIS ARE THE SAME IBO PEOPLE WHO SAY IBO WILL NOT PROTEST BUT THEY ARE QUICK TO KILL THERE IBO BROTHERS SIN THE EAST WITH STAY AT HOME POLICIES........AM I LYING?.....ARE IBO TERRRORIST GROUP CALLED IPOD NOT KILLING THERE FELLOW IBO PEOPLE SIMPLY BECUZZ THEY WANT TO EARN LIVING?.......WHY WOULD WNYONE EVER TRUSS IBO PEOPLE? ....NOBODY IS BUYING THE BULL £HIT,,,,,IBO PEOPLE WILL DEFINATELY PROTEST.....THATS WOT THEY DO...HAVOC...I LIE?
angry
PoliticsRe: Alaba Traders Oppose Planned Protests by MrCork: 4:14pm On Jul 26, 2024
Beremx:
na you sabi. Igbos won't protest. Go hug a transformer.
REALLY?......SO U SAYIN IBO PEOPLE WILL PLAY VICTIMS AS ALWAYS...U CANT EVEN BELIF YOR OWN MOUTH.
I BET U ONE OF THOSE IBO THINGS THAT HATE OTHER TRIBES AND I BET U RUN SPARE PART BUSINESS....CORRRECT?
undecided
PoliticsRe: Alaba Traders Oppose Planned Protests by MrCork:
tishbite42:
Ahaba is where I'm from
We're not protesting
Failures should protest against a failure

BRO I RESPET THAT.....BUT YOU NEED TO TELL THOSE TRIBALISTIC IBO SCUMS TO STOP PLAYIN VICTIMS....THIS IS GETTIN ANNOYIN AND WE ANGRY angry

DURING THE ELCTION....THIS IBO PEOPLE CLAIMED THEY OWNED LAGOS...CAN U IMAGINE? HOW DARE THEM? SIMPLY BECUXX THEY SELL SPARE PARTS...THEY HAVE THE ORDACITY TO SAY LAGOS IS A NO MANS LAND. WE FEEL INSULTED.......

...THE RULE IS SIMPLE...............YOU PLAY WITH FIRE, YOU GET BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ((NO OFEEENCSE) ) angry

PoliticsRe: Alaba Traders Oppose Planned Protests by MrCork: 4:03pm On Jul 26, 2024
Franking:
Who's this thing? Are you okay? You are foaming in the mouth.

SON....IBO PEOPLE PLAY VICTIM TOO MUCH.....THEY ALWAYS FAIL TO ACCEPET THEY ARE THE MOST TRIBALISTIC SCUMS IN NIGERIA......................U SEE MORE IBO PEOPLE IN LAGOS...HOW MANY YORUBA PEOPLE DO U SEE IN THE EAST?...WHO GIVES A F*** WOT U FEEL ABOUT THE PROTEST?....GO BACKTO YOUR TERRORIST IBO ANAMBRA STATE AND PROTEST!!!!!!(NO OOFENCSE) angry
PoliticsRe: Alaba Traders Oppose Planned Protests by MrCork: 3:59pm On Jul 26, 2024
tishbite42:
You have a cock in your mouth
Spit it out
^^^^^^THERE U GO...SEE THEM....ANOTHER BIAFRA TERRRORIST SUPPOTER. ...GO AND PROTEST IN YOUR GADDDDDEM STATE OR GO BACK TO YOUR GADDDDEM ANAMBRA TERRRRORIST STATE..YES I SAID IT!!!!!(no oofence) angry
PoliticsRe: Alaba Traders Oppose Planned Protests by MrCork: 3:57pm On Jul 26, 2024
CyrusVI:
You are Two-faced
In the other threads where some Yoruba people said they were against the protest, you accused them of being tribal and that u would protest, but now that your brothers over there against it, this is all u have to say

You talk from every sides of the mouth. You are representing your confused people well
IBO PEOPLE ARE FUKKKIN CONFUSED ....I CANT STAND THEM WHEN THEY PLAY VICTIMS..........THEY BLAME YORUBA...THEY BLAME HAUSA....BUT THEY FORGOT THE SUPPORT TERRRRRORIST ORGANISATION LED BY A TERRRORIST SCUM CALLED NNAMDI KANU (whi should diee in prison) & HIS ipod TERRRRORIST GROUP......................THEY NEED TO QUIT PLAYING VICTIMS....PROTEST LOOOTERS AFFECT EVERYONE...PIRRRIOD!! angry
RomanceRe: My life is over..please Help!!! by MrCork(op): 3:07pm On Jul 26, 2024
Knightred:
u used almost 30 miuntes to think an insult before u type a message to me or u think i would not knowundecided

Unfortunately,u have a slow brain meaning ((U CANT THINK FAST)) undecided

I TOLD U TO STOP MASTURBATING,BUT U SAID NO,NOW SEE THE RESULTSundecided

ITS ALREADY AFFECTING YOUR BRAIN FOR GOODNESS SAKEundecided

Anyways,I wish u the best in your masturbating lifesmiley
^^^^^ther u go...this eeeediot never fails to disappoint
RomanceRe: My life is over..please Help!!! by MrCork(op): 2:42pm On Jul 26, 2024
Knightred:
i would advice u to stop masturbating cause it would really really help your disgusting lifeundecided
Son..the good news is You try way too hard to be funny wit yor eeeediotick repeated replies......we have now officialy descided to put u on *ignore* (meaning all yor eeeediotick response shall be ignored until further notice)..THANK ME LATER!! smiley
RomanceRe: My life is over..please Help!!! by MrCork(op): 2:11pm On Jul 26, 2024
Knightred:
stupid masturbating broke idiot with zero brain.smh
undecided angry
It takes one to know one. Thank u!
RomanceRe: My life is over..please Help!!! by MrCork(op): 1:54pm On Jul 26, 2024
ayjay45:
idiot ode
This thread is not about beggging for money...go away!!
RomanceRe: My life is over..please Help!!! by MrCork(op): 1:46pm On Jul 26, 2024
Antwan99:
What a world!

There was this dude who is moderately ok, as in, can take care of himself not to a great extent though.

He felt like taking garri one hot sun, so he advanced to a road side provision shop that offers that kind of treatment while I was there.

Dude after finishing his mission, in one way or the other falsely figured I must thought he was broke at the moment (false insinuation).

Immediately ordered malt and something else for himself just to pass a message to me that he had money but just felt like sipping garri.

I laughed within, cos you don't owe anybody any explanation.

Moreover, this kind of thing MrCork said and my story only prove that only those who don't have are in a rush to prove they have.

When Bill Gate's wife visited Uganda back then, she took 10 litres of water on her head from a stream with some indigenous women who took even up to 30 litres. Hoewver she couldn't bear it to the destination. It was glaring she is not used to it not that she exclaimed opulence.

An empty makes more noise.
Wot in the bloooomin name of MrCork is u hylopetically talkin about.....so u sayin its ok for a guy tp disgrace himsef in front of a lady becuzz the lady dont owe him notin?.....are we in the same planet sir??(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: My life is over..please Help!!! by MrCork(op): 1:44pm On Jul 26, 2024
Antwan99:
What a world!

There was this dude who is moderately ok, as in, can take care of himself not to a great extent though.

He felt like taking garri one hot sun, so he advanced to a road side provision shop that offers that kind of treatment while I was there.

Dude after finishing his mission, in one way or the other falsely figured I must thought he was broke at the moment (false insinuation).

Immediately ordered malt and something else for himself just to pass a message to me that he had money but just felt like sipping garri.

I laughed within, cos you don't owe anybody any explanation.

Moreover, this kind of thing MrCork said and my story only prove that only those who don't have are in a rush to prove they have.

When Bill Gate's wife visited Uganda back then, she took 10 litres of water on her head from a stream with some indigenous women who took even up to 30 litres. Hoewver she couldn't bear it to the destination. It was glaring she is not used to it not that she exclaimed opulence.

An empty makes more noise.
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RomanceMy life is over..please Help!!! by MrCork(op): 10:39am On Jul 26, 2024
M.O.D......FRONT PAGE PLEASE!!!

One babe juss saw me riding bicycle...ITS OVER!!
..i wasnt actually riding the bycicle, i was helping my friend ride his bicycke.

This is shameful & embarasssin. .my life is over. PLEASE HELP!!! angry
RomanceRe: Insomnia by MrCork: 12:26am On Jul 26, 2024
MisterBanny:
I'm scared of closing my eyes. I can't sleep. As if I'm never going to wake up if I close my eyes. The Hunger is really very serious.. I can't imagine crying like a Baby due to Starvation..

I'm even scared of asking for help. Insults will be too much.

God, pls touch a heart here. Way maker .
...jusss remember to close yor mouth before u sleeep..so moskito dont hide inside sir!! angry
RomanceRe: Am Going To Kill My Ex by MrCork: 12:20am On Jul 26, 2024
Abetterperson:
I'm not joking at all. I have always suffered from depression. My ex, whom I dated as a teenager, caused me trauma, which led to depression and a craving for love. I lost my virginity to him, got pregnant, and had to abort the baby. He blamed me for the abortion, saying he wanted to be a father, even though he didn't have a job and I was in university. He wanted me to keep the baby, drop out of school, and be with a jobless man. I tolerated him despite this.

Since the abortion, I have been going from hospital to hospital, spending my own money trying to find a cure because I no longer menstruate normally. This year, after years of dating, he said he is no longer interested and doesn't like me anymore. I laughed, but I'm already depressed and have had chronic depression for years. This period has been the worst, and I'm going through everything alone.

He isn't giving me money for treatment and keeps blocking me. I have already made up my mind to commit suicide, which is something I am at peace with.
Have already made plans on how everything will go tomorrow
Tomorrow I will speak to a friend of his, and if he's mentality hasn't changed
Well our stories we be all over the news
Too sad we wouldn't be able to read it

PS..he said he wanted to baby but took me to do the abortion, paid the nurse
Dude is just looking for excuse
Because he is a guy, he thinks he can just move on, he messed with the wrong person
Babe..calm down..this is wot we goin to do..
Ok...u will sleep with me twice ((only me)) juss to make him jelios.this way we can punish him....? (THANK ME LATER) smiley

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