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Politics › Re: Picture Of Protesters Marching To Ojota, Lagos by MrCork: 1:40pm On Aug 01, 2024
phemmie06:
If the Ibo are the protesters, then you must always respect any Ibo man you see for having that confidence to liberate you, and be your voice. Sebi you get special economy


Awon oponu

IBO PEOPLE ALL WAYS PLAY VICTIM & THEY MUSS NEVER BE TRUSTED...PIRRRRIIOD...

1. were u not the same IBO people that say u own lagos during election simply becuzz u sell gaddem spare part in lagos?

2.. are u not the same IBO people dat soppot terrrorist IPOD group with terrrorist Nnamdi kanu fagggot locked up in jail?


3. Are IBO people not the most tribalistic living thing in nigeria...other people welcome u to there state but u terrrorize people when they come to yor state...all becuzz u sell spare part..u think u all that? ...THAT FUKK IS WRONG WIT U PEOPLE ALWAYS PLAYIN VICTIM.....U SHALL BE EXPOSED THIS TIME!!!!


FREEDOM OF SPEECH, NOT HATE SPEECH!!((no oofencse)) angry

Romance › Re: Ladies Would You Know? by MrCork: 1:17pm On Aug 01, 2024
Veiniously:
That was only the response I get. And I used it and got the information I need. I need to thank them
Why should u tank men....who care about wot they think? U do relice those who replied to u are known gay men..corrrrect? undecided
Politics › Re: Picture Of Protesters Marching To Ojota, Lagos by MrCork: 1:13pm On Aug 01, 2024
MichaelSokoto:
Mehn!
I luv Nigerians, we are fearless!

d problem is just too much nepotism & illiteracy!
cool
Reallt..u love nigeria but u not protesting....yor type is the problem of nigeria. Goat!!(no oofencsse) angry
Politics › Re: Picture Of Protesters Marching To Ojota, Lagos by MrCork: 12:47pm On Aug 01, 2024
Kingsmeal:
Picture Of Protesters Marching To Ojota, Lagos

THOSE ARE IBO PEOPLE PROTESTIN! AGAIN!! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies Would You Know? by MrCork: 12:40pm On Aug 01, 2024
Veiniously:
Thank you guys. Finally, I was able to find out the truth I was able to make her say the truth using my wisdom. Almost all the stories she told me was a lie. She willingly went with the man of over 40 years to the hotel thinking she would be able to get money from the guy but it turned brutal and the guy had sex with her in the hotel and also give her just #500 for transportation.

This is the girl I love but I don't put all my heart on women. She has learned her lesson the hard way because I was always warning her about collecting money from guys and trying to be smart.

I will end this thread this night
I appreciate all the comments I got ideas on how to ask her tactical questions and she later accepted and was crying just some minutes ago.
See yor head like *Nigeria made dinnning table*
U ceeate thread for females but then u thank men for respindin...WHY ARE U GAY SIR??((((no oofencse)))) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies Would You Know? by MrCork: 12:37pm On Aug 01, 2024
Veiniously:
Thank you guys. Finally, I was able to find out the truth I was able to make her say the truth using my wisdom. Almost all the stories she told me was a lie. She willingly went with the man of over 40 years to the hotel thinking she would be able to get money from the guy but it turned brutal and the guy had sex with her in the hotel and also give her just #500 for transportation.

This is the girl I love but I don't put all my heart on women. She has learned her lesson the hard way because I was always warning her about collecting money from guys and trying to be smart.

I will end this thread this night
I appreciate all the comments I got ideas on how to ask her tactical questions and she later accepted and was crying just some minutes ago.
angry
Romance › Re: Good Luck Protesters...will Visit U In Jail!!! by MrCork(op): 10:17am On Aug 01, 2024
Zaheertyler:
The protest was never going to hold
If you like mock them and don’t tell your people to do something about hardship the masses are facing
One day they won’t need date
Brother...hard ship or no hard ship...you protest..you fail jail.

PROTESTERS ARE CRIMINALS LOOOOOOTERS....PIRRRRTIOD!!!!! angry
Romance › Re: Please Who Knows About This Apps And How To Use Them by MrCork: 11:44pm On Jul 31, 2024
Sunnyrado:
Ijust downloaded AI POSTER MAKER APP AND FLYERWIZ.. I want to learn graphic design so I just saw it play store.
Brother..romanse section strictly for chassin females....kindly import yor thread to technology section sir!(no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: 1st Of August Is National Girlfriend Day. What Is It All About? by MrCork: 11:42pm On Jul 31, 2024
Bullfallo:
I got different interpretation from girl's.

Is it another day girls want demands from their boyfriend?
You dont hav sckooool homework sir??(((no oofencse))) angry
Romance › Re: South African Lady Accuses Her Nigerian Husband Of Beating Her (Video) by MrCork: 11:41pm On Jul 31, 2024
officialwdhtvv:
South African woman cries out for help as she accuses her Nigerian husband of 15 years of allegedly physically assaulting her and their kids and absconding with her properties shocked

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVDpEshmW14
did he fokk her sir? undecided
Romance › Good Luck Protesters...will Visit U In Jail!!! by MrCork(op): 11:40pm On Jul 31, 2024
No ofeencsece!! smiley
Fashion › Re: We Can’t Have A Nigerian Compete In Miss SA - South African Sport Minister by MrCork: 5:42pm On Jul 31, 2024
Lionessza6:
At the bolded....there are many ways of showing people the middle finger, you don't necessarily have to say it or text it...your actions and associations can say it for you.

If Nigerians expressed concerns about MTN not doing any charity in Nigeria but sponsoring all events and charities in SA even though it also makes money in Nigeria....then MTN goes on their social handles and posts videos of it's office bearers cutting red ribbons all over SA. Would you need MTN to issue an official statement saying that her loyalties are with South Africans ? grin.

Your Chidimma is no different from the "Chinedu" you hate over there ....the Chinedus in the videos she posted herself said everything she wanted to say to SA without her opening her mouth. So she's not some helpless victim, she is a true Nigerian ...two -faced and vindictive. She got the message across in that video and we got it. And she's getting the response she was looking for so she can scream "victim of xenophobia " like most the treacherous people she descends from
(They are victims everywhere they go)...but never take any accountability for the hate they recieve.
Gimmne yor nomba please..i need new babe wit yansh sir? Was yor nomba? smiley
Romance › Re: South African Lady Accuses Her Nigerian Husband Of Beating Her (Video) by MrCork: 5:40pm On Jul 31, 2024
officialwdhtvv:
South African woman cries out for help as she accuses her Nigerian husband of 15 years of allegedly physically assaulting her and their kids and absconding with her properties shocked

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVDpEshmW14
South africa women nomaly hav big yansh....he probably beat her becuz she dont hav big yansh!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: But Why do you homebase Guys all ways have Sweaty Armpit anytime of the Day?? by MrCork(op): 4:17pm On Jul 31, 2024
Rouxel:
Loads of utter bollocks!
u have sweaty armpit sir? embarassed
Foreign Affairs › Re: Top Hamas Leader Ismail Haniyeh Killed In Iran - Group Says by MrCork: 11:11am On Jul 31, 2024
God1000:
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ck7g0g4mk4zo

They need to take terrrrorist Nnamdi Kanu & his IPOD terrrorist group out asap!!!((no oofencse)) smiley
Politics › Re: Planned Protest: Stay At Home — Lagos Ndigbo Tells Igbos by MrCork: 10:53am On Jul 31, 2024
LordIsaac:
Obviously!


IBO PEOPLE IRRRITATE THE $HIT OUTTER ME BY TRYIN TO PLAY VICTIM......nobody will ever truss u people in Nigeria!!! angry

....THIS ARE THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SUPPOT IBO TERRRORIST ORGANISATION LEAD BY CRIMINAL BASTARD NNADI KANU WHO ORDERD IPOF TO START KILLING IBO PEOPLE IN THE EAST IF THEY DONT OBEY STAY AR HOME POLICY...............AND DINT U IBO PEOPLE CLAIM YOU OWN LAGOS DURING THE ELECTION..AND NLW U WANT TO PLAY VICTIMS?
WHO CARES WOT YOU DO.............GO BACCCKTO YOUR IBO TERRRORIST ANAMBRA STATE AND PROTEST. TIMES HAVE CHANGED.. NOBODY NEEDS YOU IN LAGOS............AND YESS I SAID IT. GERRRRA RAAA HERE MENNNNN....GO BACKTO YOUR GADEMM BIAFRA IBO LAND,

THE TRUTH IS IBO PEOPLE ARE THE MOST TRIBALISTIC THINGS IS NIGERIA......U LIVE NICELY IN OTHER PEOPLES STATES BUT U TREAT OTHERS BAD WHEN THEY LIVE IN YOR IBO STATES.....YOU PEOPLE ARE TRIBALISTIC ******. STOP PLAYIN VICTIMS...YOU AINT $HIT!! angry

MY FREEE SPECCCH!!!!!!! (no oofeincse) angry
Romance › Re: Celine Dion Story by MrCork: 10:14am On Jul 31, 2024
Sapasenator:
Rene Angelil met Celine Dion when she was 12 years old. He was hooked to her singing abilities and he immediately signed her.

The following year, he mortgaged his house in order to fund Celine Dion's first album. The album turned out to be successful.

Celine Dion was born in Quebec, so she didn't understand English language. Quebec is a French speaking part of Canada. Rene ensured that Celine Dion took English language classes until she became proficient in the language. He needed her to sing in English language in order to be able to break into the US market.

Rene's efforts paid off as she was signed by Epic records and her first English album debuted in 1993. Rene Angelil doubled as her manager and husband, they got married in 1994. Rene and Celine relationship turned romantic when she was 19. Rene was 26 years older than her.

Celine Dion remained faithful to Rene when she became very successful. She didn't let hypergamy get in the way of her relationship with Rene. She even canceled her concert several times when Rene was battling with cancer. They had three kids together.

Rene was diagnosed of cancer three times. He finally succumbed to cancer and passed away in 2016. They were married for 22 years.

Celine Dion is a good woman. She didn't turn her back on her husband who took a chance on her when she became successful. Celine Dion was all about her voice and little or no revealing clothes. She was very feminine in her youth.

Rene was her groomer.

Culled from fb.
who is cilin don sir? angry
Romance › Re: Breaking News, Tinubu Just Die Now Now Now by MrCork: 10:32pm On Jul 30, 2024
Balablue64:
one boy dami of agege AKA tinubu just die now now.
breaking i was cuming, i was cuming, i was cuming i now hear dat dami AKA Tinubu just die after taking hard drugs i say rip.
RIP dami, aka tinubu.
The goood news for every one is dat yor head is not corrrrect oficialy & will never be corrrect nest year!(((THANK ME LATER))) smiley
Romance › Re: I Dated A Muslim Guy And Now I Prefer Dating Muslims To Christians by MrCork: 8:53pm On Jul 30, 2024
siofra:
So, after dating Muslim guys and Christian guys I've finally come to a conclusion on which is better.


Pros of dating a Muslim guy
1. They're providers through and through. They take providing very seriously (at least the ones I've met) You can comfortably be a housewife if you marry a Muslim. Unlike Christian men that will make you contribute to the upkeep of the household while still doing other domestic activities like cooking, washing, taking of the kids singlehandedly. With a Muslim man you can hire maids and still be a housewife.

2. They will never touch you inappropriately. This is what irks me when it comes to these so-called Christian men. They will say they are Christians but see nothing wrong with fornication. If you don't have sex with them, they break up with you. Very disgusting!! Muslim men will hardly touch you if they're not married to you much less have sex with you. They will have the desire, you will see it in their eyes but they will not act on it. They have better self-control than Christian men.

3. They don't joke with marriage. What I mean is a Muslim guy can get married to you within 3 months of meeting you. He won't engage you for 10 years like many Christian guys do.



Cons
1. Many of them are very misogynistic (not all though). They believe women belong in the kitchen (literally). They still believe you should be seen not heard.

2. He might beat you up and justify it with the Qur'an and unlike Christianity that frowns on domestic violence, Islam doesn't really frown on it.

3. They commit adultery too much. They are not into fornication but adultery? O mai Gawd!!!

4. He's likely to marry more wives in addition to you. Many women do not like this. I don't mind as long as he's a billionaire.

5. They're very jealous and possessive. Omo! This one tire me. You'll have to account for every male friend you have. It will reach a point he won't even want another guy to greet you. You go explain tire. He'll start to behave as if he owns you.

I'll never marry a Muslim though unless he's a billionaire and won't make me change my religion.
GUESSS WOT AM A MUSLIM & I STUDY KORAN....u wan marrrry a londoner?? cheesy
Romance › Re: Any Man That Can't Eat a woman's Pvssi Or Panties Is A SIMP!!! by MrCork:
Knightred:
i heard a guy at a resturant saying that he can't eat a girls pinkypunny and can't eat a girls pant,i was so angry to the extent that i wanted to slap the idiot but i received a prophecy not to slap anybody today,so i kept my calmness

WHAT THE HELL!!!

Any man that cannot eat a woman pinkypunny or eat a woman panties is an IDOTIC SIMP!!!angry angry angry


TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!

DEATH TO ALL SIMPs!!!!

DEATH!!!
DEATH!!!
DEATH!!!
angry angry angry

...son..Yestaday...16 people on nairaland concluded yor head is not corrrrect due to mental retardness..i manage to defend u..good news is 15 of them confirmed yor head is not corrrect. The 16th person, me, defended u becuzz yor head will never be correct until 2049 sir....amen!!!(((THANK ME LATER))) smiley
Romance › But Why do you homebase Guys all ways have Sweaty Armpit anytime of the Day?? by MrCork(op):
M.0.D....FRONT PAGE PLEASE!!! angry


Everytime we see a home base guy....they all ways have sweaty arm pit like road side mechanic or plumber....WTF!!

all u people do is chase moiney or beg for moiney on nairaland insted of clean hygine & then u wonder why chicks ignore u for we londoners.........dont u people have mirrrrror in yor house?? ...juss askin undecided (no oofeincse) angry

MATURE RESPONSE ONLY PLEASE....KEEP IT CLEAN (THANKS) angry
Romance › Re: Every Woman's Dream by MrCork: 6:29pm On Jul 30, 2024
RealityKings:
Every Woman's Dream is to marry a rich man... Unfortunately every rich man is married and not sleeping wink
No go dey dream
brother..yestaday...3 people say yor head is not corrrrect becuzz of yor steeepid commments..

. the goood news is i defended u meaning 2 people was wrong & only 1 persons waz right....2 outter 3 is passmark meaning yor head may be corrrect but not now!! ((THANK ME LATER)) smiley
Romance › Re: Can I Get Infected Sucking Breast Of Of HIV+ Woman? by MrCork: 6:26pm On Jul 30, 2024
Dilijingsly:
My friend has the nice boobs. I want to suck em really bad. I love her nice nipples. I want to knw, can i suck them without getting infected?
bro u are fine has looong has u add fanta to it....juss soak it in fanta for 30 second!!! (((THANK ME LATER))) smiley
Romance › Re: My Girl Is Proudy Into Runs by MrCork: 4:05pm On Jul 30, 2024
Wizzy13:
My said girl which is from today is an ex told me she is doing runs with her friend to get money from men i was shocked.
Bt i kept quite and i acted like i neva knew what it meant.
I don japa from the relationship i can't waste my advice on a potential hoe.
Make i save my self from forced pregnancy or transmitting STDs to me. I move
Bro dont woooory, she very steeewpid, fooolish.,edddiotick & useless for lying to u...tell her to fokkkkof angry

Please gimmmme her nomba sir? Let me reason wit her sir?...please hurry! smiley
Romance › Re: Help, I'm still a virgin at 21 years old! by MrCork: 2:06pm On Jul 30, 2024
Failure44:
Good afternoon house, I'm 21 years and still a virgin. I'm not happy at all even tho am a handsome guy, So I have decided to try this sex thing through an ashawo but am shocked at the prices am seeing on coded runs.
I was budgeting 50k for over night but on checking the site am seeing 100-150k.

People actually pay these prices?
And please I need the link to the ashawo peer barlour telegram.
son wot size is yor prrrik?(no oofeincse) angry
Romance › Re: Help, I'm still a virgin at 21 years old! by MrCork: 2:05pm On Jul 30, 2024
Failure44:
Good afternoon house, I'm 21 years and still a virgin. I'm not happy at all even tho am a handsome guy, So I have decided to try this sex thing through an ashawo but am shocked at the prices am seeing on coded runs.
I was budgeting 50k for over night but on checking the site am seeing 100-150k.

People actually pay these prices?
And please I need the link to the ashawo peer barlour telegram.
angry
Romance › Re: I Go Leave Romance Section For Una by MrCork: 2:04pm On Jul 30, 2024
BaddieFreak:
Just like the topic, i go leave romance section for una if you are not careful, una mumu don dey too much for here. The hatred is too much. Everyone is always cursing each other, where is the love?

John 3:16 - For God so love the world, that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believe in him shall not perish but have everlasting life.

But you don't practice the teachings of God here, why? angry

I am sure you are going to miss me here if I am gone undecided
if u leave ehhh...i will slap yo face!!!(no oofeincse) angry
Romance › Re: Does Nairaland Have A Big Headquater? by MrCork: 11:18am On Jul 30, 2024
Tobichima:
Are you?
^^^^EXPOSED....ther u go...seee them...OLE embarassed
So u one of those buhari lazzzzzzy youth tryin to rald nairaland office becuzz of hinger...corrrrect?...SHAME IN U SIR YOU SHUD BE ARRRRRESTED!!!!(((no ofencsece)))) angry
Romance › Re: Does Nairaland Have A Big Headquater? by MrCork: 10:30am On Jul 30, 2024
Tobichima:
Do Seun and his mods, admins, workers etc have a big headquarter where they meet daily 8am to 6pm office time? Or them the work from house on pc and mobile?
are u one of those ** HUNGER DEY OOOO **protester sir??(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Does Nairaland Have A Big Headquater? by MrCork: 10:28am On Jul 30, 2024
Tobichima:
Do Seun and his mods, admins, workers etc have a big headquarter where they meet daily 8am to 6pm office time? Or them the work from house on pc and mobile?
angry
Romance › Re: Money Can't Buy Love by MrCork: 9:56am On Jul 30, 2024
OT2024:
"Tayo, I'm on my way," T.K, my brother, called out from the sitting room.

It was Monday morning and the time was about five a.m. He always said this Monday to Friday, about the same time. T.K was on his way to work on Lagos Island and he must leave home early. He was a chartered accountant with an audit firm, while I, his junior brother, was still jobless.

I left the bedroom, went to the sitting room, and followed him to the exit door to the apartment.

"Have a nice day at work, brother," I said, wishing him well.

He nodded and smiled. That was one good thing about him. He was always looking jovial.

"Have a nice day too," he said.

I locked the door after he had gone and returned to the bedroom. It was a two-bedroom apartment and I was 'privileged' to be given a room.

I knew sleep would not come again that morning. I would just loiter in bed until I would get up to take my bath.

I intended to go out that morning in search of a job. I did this regularly. At twenty-five and a graduate, I was still searching for work two years after graduation. I had read Economics and I had always believed that in spite of all the obstacles and economic travails bedevilling Nigeria, I would get a befitting job. I never stopped believing that.

By eight o'clock that morning, I was set to leave the apartment. I was dressed in casual jeans and t-shirt. In my hand was a black folder in which I kept photocopies of my credentials.

Today must be very good for me by the power of almighty God, I said in my heart. I indeed believed something good would happen that that as I stepped out of the house.
Brother so u satin if a guy offffa u 50k for bloooow job, u wunt blooooow?......Stop lyin & Gerrrrrrrra raaaaaa here mennnnnn.. YOU LAYA lie to much!!!(no oogencse) undecided
Romance › Re: 25 Days Of No Sex by MrCork: 8:04am On Jul 30, 2024
ChildOfDoom:
It won't be easy.

I know I have pledged before

I will try again and see how much I can save this period

I will update you all daily

Though night time might be boring


I will have to ensure my phone and powerbank is fully charged at the office
ate u surving on self service sir?(no oofencse) angry

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