₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,345,424 members, 8,517,360 topics. Date: Thursday, 12 November 2026 at 10:09 AM

Toggle theme

MrCork's Posts

Nairaland Forum › MrCork's Profile › MrCork's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 457 458 459 460 461 462 463 464 465 (of 968 pages)

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by MrCork: 12:44pm On May 10, 2016
MzzTega:
Definitely.
^^^^^ kaiii...see sexxxxy lovely mangos cheesy
Sports › Re: Man United Vs Man City by MrCork: 12:42pm On May 10, 2016
KashyBaby:
So, this is what u come here, begging for my attention and starts blabbering like a 6yr old boy tat lost his grilled plantain with a face of a grownass man? angry


Gerrarahere & stop pestering me!
...calm down sugar..u no am a a lover not a fighter, drive s £28,000(cash) range rover spot & I have money...y do u make it sound like its a crime to have sexxxxx wit u...darling grow up..Dont u wanna be happy?.. Can't u see am tryn to make u happy?.. U spend 23 putter 24hour on nairaland clearly means u not happy so be grateful am hear to Give u attention u want....THANK ME LATER....anyways u r my woman & I think we should have sexxxxxx...its OK to be shy coz I no u r shy but its OK..anyways wot thong u wearing right now & wot color?...be nice! wink
Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 12:28pm On May 10, 2016
naughtynaughty:
iyalaya ee

Ode oshi
...real ladies do not swaaaaar.......hope fully u will become wifey material b4 chrissssstmas((((SHAME)))) undecided
Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 11:55am On May 10, 2016
AirSultan:
Yeah, thanks.
..darlin I Dont argue wit stobbborn females like u.....so i strongly advise u to comunicate wit ladies like Hate2u,Onstelly,Kashybaby, Vizkiz,Hisduchess,Naughtynaughty,KingCheezyPuff,& Audray,firstEVA,boogee...they are great ladies who love to argue angry
Sports › Re: Man United Vs Man City by MrCork: 11:18am On May 10, 2016
KashyBaby:
I didn't join NL for attention & there was never a "match" for attention...get ur facts right before u come here and start talking nonsense again..
...yea we belif u..are u pretendin like u Dont no u the preeetier lady on nairaland & u Dont enjoy the attention?....well if u belif that then Elton john is not gay.....why do u think I made u my woman?...do I look like a handsome guy who wears glasses? Huh? undecided
Sports › Re: Man United Vs Man City by MrCork: 9:48am On May 10, 2016
KashyBaby:
What do u want from me? After what uv done to me in public threads, bashed me, insult me, calling me a racist and u even quoted me that u are very happy seing a naija woman beat me to death ...

Now,u have the guts to come here and beg me to talk to u...aren't enough u got all the attentions of everyone?
...and if u the preeetiest female on nairaland..how on earth can ther atttension match yor attension since u my woman?..duh! undecided
Sports › Re: Man United Vs Man City by MrCork: 9:38am On May 10, 2016
KashyBaby:
What do u want from me? After what uv done to me in public threads, bashed me, insult me, calling me a racist and u even quoted me that u are very happy seing a naija woman beat me to death ...

Now,u have the guts to come here and beg me to talk to u...aren't enough u got all the attentions of everyone?
...corrrection....its love...u the only one that makes my *17inches looong Kondo* stand up even when am assleep...Everyone on nairaland combined together r not on yor level or as preeeety as u (facT)...u gots the sexxxxiest smile known to Man (fact)...yor singapore eyes gives me instand automatic harrrrrdon (fact)....yor nose loooklike diamond ear ring (fact) ...yor teeeth looooklike ice cream (fact) ..yor hair loooklike fine wine (fine)...so why wud i diss u?....I aint krazy...moi in love!!(((TRUE STORY)) wink
Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 9:00am On May 10, 2016
ellacute45:
airsultan na male ooo why writing babes for a male... Are you gay??
airsultana is a male wannna-be...thats a fukin female ..*Sultana*...truss me....she probably IBO.. ..anyways i hav notin agaisnst females wit tribal mark & i respet her for standin up for her people..really..she should stay proud of her marks & quit yelllin on nairaland......anyways forget that eddddoit... how r u dear? smiley
Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 8:45am On May 10, 2016
AirSultan:
IDGAF neega, I dont. See, I aint even a lady, thats one of the reasons you are lame... Of course you wont know more than the contextual meaning of the craps you type and tatter about all day. Because your attenuated opinionş has been beclouded with poo. You are the one who needs to take a chill pill, calm the fuçk down, and re-asses you and see the mess you have made with you.. ((No fücking offence))
Calm down babes..thread simply about marraige talk...why are u angry??...was wrong wit u? ..CALM DOWN MADAM!!! undecided
Sports › Re: Man United Vs Man City by MrCork: 8:43am On May 10, 2016
KashyBaby:
Oohh so here's comes the new defender of that idi0t...u think defending him will save ur ass? Wait til he brush off ur black ass...he respect no one so he doesn't deserved to be respected....

And lastly,I don't give a fvck who's beautiful & not...I didn't come here to compete so save ur comparison in ur circle & stay in ur lane.
darlin lets talk privately and pls dont cuss..can i ask u one verrry serrrrrious question & promise u will not cuss..its very urgent?? embarassed
Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 8:37am On May 10, 2016
naughtynaughty:
or dis one ? wink
Just make ur choice aw be ur special p!mp
..anyways baccckto the serrrios topic b4 bein rudelay intarrupted by the lonely angry woman called *AirSulltan.....Honey ok u claim u r slim..correct?...who fine pas & who gots the biggest nyansh plus booooobsi between u & Hate2u?...be honnnest & dont lie? undecided
Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 8:31am On May 10, 2016
AirSultan:
and what is wrong with having tribal marks? Neega, you are getting lame.
Calm down woman.... CALM DOWN.... i beg ...babes did i say somtin wrong about u people wit tribal marks?....Woman plis calm the f*** down.....cheeers!!(no ofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 8:27am On May 10, 2016
llaykorn:
MrCork, does this mean that everytime a girl breaks your heart, your penis adds an inch? Or, is it just coincidence that you have a 17-inch kondo? grin
angry
Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 8:26am On May 10, 2016
Romance › Re: Boyfriend Promised To Take You Out In Exchange For Se.x But Broke His Promise? by MrCork: 12:35am On May 10, 2016
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Boyfriend promised to take you out when he wanted se.x so bad but after getting sex then claimed he encountered a financial problem but instead of promising to take you out in the future, he says you should forget about going eating out forever and ever.

And then hung up on you when you try to correct him, what do you do?[/color]
.....wow..lucky devil.....darlin, u fancy chicken n chips? cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Interview Between Hateu2 And Naughty Nauughty by MrCork: 11:36pm On May 09, 2016
analice107:
You actually took time to type all this?
.Son am ina gooodmoood ....dont make me slap yor face for dumb quessstion!! angry
Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op):
pweetylivia:
I like yor swag & I think your cooool so whats your ideal lady and do i stand a shance?
.WTF??....Shance?..do u mean *Chance*?? ((O Lord hav mercy)) undecided
Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 9:13pm On May 09, 2016
HateU2:
my selling point is my hand that I will use to slap u so hard dat u will reset back to normal undecided
...violence is not the answer ..... u need prayers...then u need a man!!((village girl)) undecided
Romance › Re: Strictly For Singles by MrCork: 8:31pm On May 09, 2016
chisombenedicta:
Don't marry for sex;
Don't marry because you are of age,
don't marry because you are getting old,
don't marry because you are lonely,
don't marry because you need someone to support you financially,
don't marry because you mistakenly got pregnant for him or for him pregnating you
don't marry because you don't want to lose him or her.......
don't marry because of family pressures.
don't marry because you like the idea of marriage and admire every wedding gown you see.
don't marry because all your friends are getting married.
Don't marry for compensation of all he/she has done for you, But get married because you want to fulfill destiny.
Get married because you want to be a Suitable HELPMATE to an imperfect ........Get married to the person who Loves and Accepts you for who you are, not who you pretend to be! .
Get married because you want to fulfill your purpose.
I PRAY FOR YOU:
May God help you in choosing the RIGHT
person meant for You and may the Wrong Persons be disconnected away from your life, in JESUS NAME!
AMEN smiley
kaiiiiiii...if i kiss this OP lips mennnn....i swaaaar water will change to Petrol....dyamm!! tongue
Romance › Re: Strictly For Singles by MrCork: 8:29pm On May 09, 2016
chisombenedicta:
Don't marry for sex;
Don't marry because you are of age,
don't marry because you are getting old,
don't marry because you are lonely,
don't marry because you need someone to support you financially,
don't marry because you mistakenly got pregnant for him or for him pregnating you
don't marry because you don't want to lose him or her.......
don't marry because of family pressures.
don't marry because you like the idea of marriage and admire every wedding gown you see.
don't marry because all your friends are getting married.
Don't marry for compensation of all he/she has done for you, But get married because you want to fulfill destiny.
Get married because you want to be a Suitable HELPMATE to an imperfect ........Get married to the person who Loves and Accepts you for who you are, not who you pretend to be! .
Get married because you want to fulfill your purpose.
I PRAY FOR YOU:
May God help you in choosing the RIGHT
person meant for You and may the Wrong Persons be disconnected away from your life, in JESUS NAME!
AMEN smiley
angry
Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 8:28pm On May 09, 2016
HateU2:
walahi, werey ni bobo yi. No argument cheesy


Ishilove, are u a modhuh
awwww..baby dont cry......am a lover not a fighter..remember?...anyways, I need to marrry so plis describe & identify yor sellin point & plus yor goooody bag!! smiley
Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 6:55pm On May 09, 2016
ZeeAfrica:
woww cork. Dis is very sad hey. I realy had no idea. M realy realy touched by dis, especialy de part we dey chop yo cash and broke yo heart. I do understand yo fear. I realy dnt knw wat to say, and i am sincerely touched
sweery putttop yor picture...i wanna check somtin! wink
Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 6:53pm On May 09, 2016
Ishilove:
Agbaya go an marry.

So you're a sagittarean? My brother is sagittarean and one of the most stubborn, hot tempered people on earth cheesy
anyways bacckto the serrious topic b4 bein rudely interrrrupted by that Hate2u thingy....Sweeery Ishilove, am not sure but it sonds like u may be the lucky one ....(((London engagemment ring on the wAY)).coz u have one big quality.........Guess...I detect big heavy giant Pineapple booooooooooooooooobsi!!!((REAL TALK)) ....errm but pls, not too fast...Que loong! wink
Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 6:49pm On May 09, 2016
HateU2:
Mumu + ode + dindindin + oponu = corkhead
Darrlin plis act like a lady for onces & stop cusssin...STOP....WHite women do not behave like that..4real..

.Hate2u is the kinda chick u take to a london ressturant that cusses out the waiters & end up abusin ther parents in Yoruba..i lie? (((Ilitracy is a desease)))
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Get Tired Of Ladies After Several Sex? by MrCork: 6:11pm On May 09, 2016
Hisduchess:
just continue to dey bet.how can I be handling two monikers. I ve gat no time for that
..when will u change it or u get ban again! angry
Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op):
ZeeAfrica:
hehhehehe okay. Sierra leone abi? Lol. Kikiki, okay, so do tell, wats stoppin u from marrying den? R u scared? Or maybe u think no girl is worth yo heart?
....my heart been broken 17times by black women which is y no one dates them hear In London. They always end up doin the same thing to me..chop my moiney...I ain't scared..am juss scared to truss them...if I don't marry..they have threaten to find me girl from the village & that will phuck up my repputation as a plaYA angry
Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 5:33pm On May 09, 2016
ZeeAfrica:
Letter to op. Dear MrCork, i hope you do realise that advicing you is a bit too hard,because before anyone gives you any advice, you have to answer just 1 question. R u light skinned?
...plis carry your wahala backkkto sierra Leone...I beg..we kinda busy right now discussin marriage! angry
Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 5:24pm On May 09, 2016
ariyike23:
issoraite.. its my profession dts selling bread and egg abi... issokay..i wuldnt say anything again..
...anyways I forgive u...are u light skin? undecided
Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 5:06pm On May 09, 2016
ariyike23:
lol grin grin grin,i wee sue yu to court oo nd still defend yu so u cn pay enoff damages...PLease im outta ere,av had enoff jawe,,will soon leave work.. we talk later gee.. pls hold cork bf he escapes aro
...work?..selling bread n egg?....are u tryna impress we Londoners??.. STOP LYIN jorr!! undecided
Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 5:03pm On May 09, 2016
KingRex1:
Someone has taken her afternun dose of weed.

Mrcork u need to coman carry this gurl
...bro ignore her.. Hate2u is suffffarrin from flankocrasimank pikorondolanda & we already called the Dr......they on there way! wink
Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 4:51pm On May 09, 2016
ariyike23:
lol,u need Chisos... No offence either buh u sound lame wink
...why are u on this thread..GO AWAY....u remind us if the tiny $hit u flush in the toilet that wunt go away....We on our knee...we beg u....Leave the thread..GO AWAY..i beg!!! embarassed
Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 4:45pm On May 09, 2016
halfricanadian:
mrcork baby

Your wife is here grin grin grin grin
..you & who? undecided

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 457 458 459 460 461 462 463 464 465 (of 968 pages)