₦airaland Forum

booqee:
I don't like u..stop quoting me

airmirthd1:
So sorry Sir...... I'm a lady not a bro but no problem with sharing na..... I'll vex and hand her over to my uncle now..... Wetin do you sef

You had better apologise to me now.... And tell me your favourite gospel song..... Shakara man...#Tongueout#

silverdam:
I know so many people are battling with weight issues. I decided to share these pictures to motivate others no to give up. I used to weight 110kg, i wasn't happy cos to get fitted clothes is a problem. I tried using some drugs to lose the weight but it wasn't helping. I was just too lazy to exercise or diet cos i love food so much.

Then something happened that triggered my determination to lose the weight in a very healthy way, which was dieting and exercising. The only exercise i did was skipping of rope, i jumped rope 30mins everyday. So within 5 months of skipping rope and dieting, i lost a whopping 34kg.

Although my goal was to reach 70kg but Nigerians with their mentality, they were already insinuating I'm HIV positive or I'm suffering from eating disorder. I just had to stop at 76kg, also they said I'm ugly and not good looking anymore. My health is very important to me, I'm healthy, smart and light. Finally i don't spend 6hrs while shopping for clothes anymore, i spend less than 2hrs cos i easily get my size and the best. I love myself but my health is important....

airmirthd1:
Kashybaby.... I have being observing you for a while now.... I think you're cool!

bro wot do u want wit my wommmman??.....I DO NOT SHARE!!

KashyBaby:
Tnx

airmirthd1:
Kashybaby.... I have being observing you for a while now.... I think you're cool!

gochenko:
So who is the romancelander male that bashes females for turning down his love advances?

ellacute45:
WIT.CH you again

...if only u waz as slim & beauuuriful like **NAIRALAND HOTTTIES** like Leriebloom,Layla129, Kashybaby, naughtynaughty, Idydarling or Ebubey or the super sexxxxy lanicky.....but sadly u kinda overwait and then complain u cant find man or no men ignore u on nairaland.....why wunt we ignore u..huh?.......and Insted of loookin for GYM...u sit down at home with eatin pap-corn an sufffin Nairaland like.....


[size=20pt] ..GRANNNNNY COUGAR!!!! [/size]


..the good news for u thou... am a babe magnet.....i will help u!!

fweshh:
my younger sisters waec, what course can she study
commerce: c8
crk: d7
economics: f9
government: c5
lit.in english: e8
english: c6
maths: c5
biology: c5
shes planning to sit for another waec but am against it, she should just go and read the course that matches her result,if theres any let me know, otherwise no choice but to take the next waec form.

HateU2:
wait nah!
We are talking A nd you are talking B
Did u read at all

ellacute45:
WIT.CH you again

HateU2:

I just dey look u Mr pekam london

ellacute45:
Them dey craze ndị ala

HateU2:
So, na me u wan fight abi
U don misss road Mr pekam london

naughtynaughty:
mr judge, do u ever sleep?

...well am naaaaaaked right now sittin in front of the fan.... but not too close...

anyways whers that yor refugee Ghana friend calld HateU2? ... telll her i want to fight!

Azsalami:
The story is about EMEKA AND THE WARRIOR PRINCESS ADA0BI ... Hope you enjoy it....

HateU2:
Hateu.2 in conjunction with naughtynaughty brings you the most interesting thread for this year . After a thorough investigation from both parties, we can surely tell you the following about guys. Enjoy:



1. You are always on my mind: . My sis, if a guy tells you this. Biko, run for your life. Are you a matric number Why should you be on his mind always when he says the same thing to others girls immediately he drop the call . Smh 4 guys.

2. I love you pass my mother: chai! Guys, dairis God ooo . My sis, don't you ever fall for this biko. He just wanna get down there.


3. I can't live without you: . Are you the air we breathe in If no, run sis biko, run!!! He said the same thing to his 'ex' and yet he's still alive. You are replaceable my sis. You gerrit now

4. You have the qualities I want in a girl: ewooooooooo!!! If so, why was he staring at the girl with big booobs and yansh the other day He will always look for another girl with 'big' big yansh like my bestie, naughtynaughty . All na format my sis. Again, run!!!

5. I have never love any other girl the way I love you: . Again, all na format. He just wanna put 'it' in. You understand right .

6. I miss you: He only misses you when the other girl is not gonna make it that weekend. He only says this because of the benefits that will come when you come around.


7. I LOVE YOU: .
Biggest lie. Run! Run!!! Run!!!
In fact I don't know what to say about this. No words to describe it .



Never trust someone who lies to you, never lie too someone who trusts you.


Erm erm, just know your 'place' in a guy's life. Simple! He might be call you 'side chick' to his friends. Be wise girl .
I drop my phone here oo.
Naughtynaughty, any addition or subtraction

HateU2:
Hateu.2 in conjunction with naughtynaughty brings you the most interesting thread for this year . After a thorough investigation from both parties, we can surely tell you the following about guys. Enjoy:



1. You are always on my mind: . My sis, if a guy tells you this. Biko, run for your life. Are you a matric number Why should you be on his mind always when he says the same thing to others girls immediately he drop the call . Smh 4 guys.

2. I love you pass my mother: chai! Guys, dairis God ooo . My sis, don't you ever fall for this biko. He just wanna get down there.


3. I can't live without you: . Are you the air we breathe in If no, run sis biko, run!!! He said the same thing to his 'ex' and yet he's still alive. You are replaceable my sis. You gerrit now

4. You have the qualities I want in a girl: ewooooooooo!!! If so, why was he staring at the girl with big booobs and yansh the other day He will always look for another girl with 'big' big yansh like my bestie, naughtynaughty . All na format my sis. Again, run!!!

5. I have never love any other girl the way I love you: . Again, all na format. He just wanna put 'it' in. You understand right .

6. I miss you: He only misses you when the other girl is not gonna make it that weekend. He only says this because of the benefits that will come when you come around.


7. I LOVE YOU: .
Biggest lie. Run! Run!!! Run!!!
In fact I don't know what to say about this. No words to describe it .



Never trust someone who lies to you, never lie too someone who trusts you.


Erm erm, just know your 'place' in a guy's life. Simple! He might be call you 'side chick' to his friends. Be wise girl .
I drop my phone here oo.
Naughtynaughty, any addition or subtraction

ellacute45:
Egbon Smellymouth them Don close that thread cuz derailers like Mrcork took over the thread. When will the campaign thread open?

booqee:
shut the hell up nigga

Leriebloom:
Kelly Rowland look alike keh. Benue is in Nigeria. lol

lwanibeauty:
I gat six toasters today alone..
but am considering two for future partner sha

ellacute45:
WIT.CH

Hadez:
I do but I haven't seen him before

ellacute45:
WIT.CH

Hadez:
I don't know him.

ellacute45:
Omg you are really a wit.ch I didn't reply your mentions in your thread and you traced me to this thread. Ekwensu kwakoro naba I don't have your time

[size=15pt] ^^^^^^^^Bored House wife!!!! [/size]

ellacute45:
help your as* biitch

ellacute45:
attention seeker

Leriebloom:
Today has been pretty bad for me, i got posted to Benue and i cant help but hate it.