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Travel › Re: I Think I Lose My Bargaining Skill by MrCork: 9:28am On Apr 12, 2016
ellacute45:
angry just stop now!!!!!
...stop wot?...if Elton John is not shy to be proud Gay when shod u be shy to be a lessssbians?....the goood news for u is that they dont jail lesssbians there in Nigeria, They only Jail GAy Fagggggots for 14years ..meanin u have notin to worry about..If i can like u then trussss me, any man can like u!((CHILL OUT)) wink
Literature › Re: Contemplating On Spilling My Lesbobo Friend by MrCork: 9:24am On Apr 12, 2016
sinaj:
erm it's not me o! tongue



Btw wen did u start having a thing for brown babes like us*rolls eyes*
...well i juss woke up & she made my 17inchess *kondo* stand up for 20 minute....this is a sign that she a wifey material and for the record, she aint no brown babe.....shes 49.9% lightskin & thats a pass mark!!(REAL TALK) angry
Travel › Re: I Think I Lose My Bargaining Skill by MrCork: 9:21am On Apr 12, 2016
ellacute45:
angry angry am not a lessssbiann
..you a shy lessssbian & its ok cozz u shud be proud..the great news for u is that I love women & I love lessssbians (those yorr type that loooklike women)....anyways, it takes time & u will get over it..The main ting u need in yorr life right now is a strong man..another great news for u is that am my *kondola* is 17inchess loooooong & truss me, if i nank u juss one round, all that gabarisholick rubbbbish thinkin that u a lessssbian will dissappear & thats why we need to linkup!..((REAL TALK)) smiley
Travel › Re: I Think I Lose My Bargaining Skill by MrCork: 8:25am On Apr 12, 2016
ellacute45:
angry am straight angry
...if u straight then why u rejectin fine guy who drives £28,000(cash) Range Rover spot...females never reject such guys....well it normaly techinically means u r fullly 1000000000% lesssssbiainism. u dont belif me, Gooogle angry
Travel › Re: I Think I Lose My Bargaining Skill by MrCork: 7:56am On Apr 12, 2016
ellacute45:
I can't be 1 of your babes angry
arrrrr...ok so u dont like men....correct..how loong u been a lessssbiann?(no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: I Am Unable To Sleep. Help!!! by MrCork: 12:54am On Apr 12, 2016
ernesty20:
I have been awake since, i cant sleep. My girlfriend who is sleeping with me on the same bed has turned her back on me cos we had a quarrel.

What do i do now?
...hangon bro..let me tell u bedtime story about a torrrtoise & the lion!! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..can You Date A Fine Boy Who Eat Groundnut by MrCork(op): 10:35pm On Apr 11, 2016
onstelly:
Mr Cork will never eat my Groudnut, biko
^^^^^WTF??...the village girls call it Ground nut....but our london girls call it *Peanut* (Ilitracy is a desease, I swaaaaar) grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Travel › Re: I Think I Lose My Bargaining Skill by MrCork: 10:30pm On Apr 11, 2016
ellacute45:
can you just stop quoting me angry put your ugly pics let's see first
...anyways put up yor picture and dont be shy...let me c if i stand a shance of becomin one of my babes! smiley
Travel › Re: I Think I Lose My Bargaining Skill by MrCork: 10:29pm On Apr 11, 2016
ellacute45:
can you just stop quoting me angry put your ugly pics let's see first
...WOW...so u worried Kashybaby's foto would make u look ugly...correct?....u too scared to pull up yor picture??....Anyways its already a done deal & she already said u waz bein steeepid & Childish. I begged her but she insist she woud put u in your place later..NOW U IN DEEP DEEEP TROUBLE..if i were u, i would deactivate my account b4 she embarasss u!!! embarassed
Travel › Re: I Think I Lose My Bargaining Skill by MrCork: 9:46pm On Apr 11, 2016
ellacute45:
are you dating kashybaby
...put up yor picture and let me see if I can have u too...i want to comapare the two beauties! wink
Travel › Re: I Think I Lose My Bargaining Skill by MrCork: 9:43pm On Apr 11, 2016
ellacute45:
are you dating kashybaby
..well, we use to *mate* but it then, the love grew to *Romeo & Julie*......why do u ask?...u tryn to replace her?...U REALLY ASKIN FOR HER TROUBLE..truss me!! smiley
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Pls I Need A Job In Abj,ssce Pls Help,urgent!!!! by MrCork: 8:11pm On Apr 11, 2016
Rejoiceavl:
Wat is it na? Leave me alone, I'm tired of dis shit
^^^ladies do not swaaaaar...grow up!
Romance › Re: Ladies..can You Date A Fine Boy Who Eat Groundnut by MrCork(op): 8:09pm On Apr 11, 2016
Missonas:
You growing senile stewpid grin
..Mary..if u cannot date fine boys who eat ground but...LIVE THIS THREAD!!!. angry
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Pls I Need A Job In Abj,ssce Pls Help,urgent!!!! by MrCork: 8:06pm On Apr 11, 2016
Rejoiceavl:
Tanks OK, I don't want to beef agn, I'm tired of dis shit!!
...juss on case u ask again.. Yes I drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot an i have money....today is your big shance....can I by the designer bag in return for *** things wit me?*** cheesy
Romance › Re: Ladies..can You Date A Fine Boy Who Eat Groundnut by MrCork(op): 7:50pm On Apr 11, 2016
Missonas:
What is ground nut? In peckham its called Peanut!
....see yourrr triangle head like jacket potato ...have u bein to London?.. goat!(no oofense) angry
Christianity Etc › Re: The Groundbreaking Artists Challenging Religion Through Art by MrCork: 7:45pm On Apr 11, 2016
ellacute45:
angry angryyea
...I don't beliff u..let me see your nyansh wink
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Pls I Need A Job In Abj,ssce Pls Help,urgent!!!! by MrCork: 4:37pm On Apr 11, 2016
Rejoiceavl:
PlS I need a job in abj,ssce pls,its URGENT!!!!
...sweery am a lover not a figher & i drive £28,000(cash) Range rover spot & am from London & i have moiney & am ready to give u another shance to want me like a real clasy woman... be nice!! wink
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Pls I Need A Job In Abj,ssce Pls Help,urgent!!!! by MrCork: 4:35pm On Apr 11, 2016
Rejoiceavl:
Pls wats d meaning of shance?? And are u dis jobless? Stalking me wer Eva I gohuh
^^^^See this educkated ugly ilitarate bored house wife....are u Beyansi??...u claim u have job then why the heck are u on nairaland??...GOAT!!! (no ofeinse) undecided
Celebrities › Re: Sade Adu's transitioning Lesbian Daughter: Before & After Photos by MrCork: 4:33pm On Apr 11, 2016
GurlFriend:
Nigerian born, British-Nigerian pop singer Sade Adu has a beautiful 20-year-old daughter named Mickailia “Ila” Adu. Ila is is the product of a romance between her famous multi-Grammy award winning mum and Bob Morgan, a Jamaican-American music producer.

What a lot of people are not aware of is Ila is a lesbian, and not only that, she is a lesbian who is now “transitioning” from a lesbian to a male identity... which these days means wearing men’s clothing, taking male hormones, chopping off their breasts and behaving like alpha males on steroids.

See the before and after photos of this ravishing beauty who has opted to act like a man


http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/04/before-and-after-photos-of-sade-adus.html
.....kaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....she lightskin.....No cooooodummm..will pour everytin inside!!! tongue
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Returns To Movie Set, Flaunts Hot Boobs On Set (photos) by MrCork: 4:28pm On Apr 11, 2016
Sharoniah:
noticing your moniker, I just know you're a good for nothing fellow, get some good job and stop quoting others senselessly
...anyways i forgive u coz everyone need a shance.....are u lightskin? angry
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Returns To Movie Set, Flaunts Hot Boobs On Set (photos) by MrCork: 4:25pm On Apr 11, 2016
Sharoniah:
noticing your moniker, I just know you're a good for nothing fellow, get some good job and stop quoting others senselessly
^^^^Typikal homebase dakskin nigeria woman....u catch them out & they start lyin....and then she complains she cant find man on nairaland ((((((SHAME)))) undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: The Groundbreaking Artists Challenging Religion Through Art by MrCork: 4:16pm On Apr 11, 2016
ellacute45:
The groundbreaking artists challenging religion through art
A meteor-hit pope, crucifixes submerged in urine and Israeli soldiers reenacting the Last Supper: these artists steer away from what the Bible told us
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Text Leah Sinclair
Religious iconography and art has always been a controversial mixture. Often considered a sign of disrespect, or used as a way to create scandal, artists have used such works to both question and give their opinion on the mystery of
religion. From the use of bodily fluids by
Andres Serrano , to the pop culture filled world of David LaChapelle, these are some artists who utilised faith in the most creative — and at times — most questionable ways. With the forthcoming release of Art & Religion in the 21st Century – which features an in-depth study of the relationship between art and religion over the years, we chart ten artists who have challenged religion, from the hidden culture of the female Muslim women in China, to the trippy, Manga-inspired world that mixes technology with Buddhism.
HANNAH WILKE – SUPER-T-ART
American performance artist Hannah Wilke captured her transformation in striptease style, in the photographic series “Super T-Art”. The series of photos aimed to parody the female body as a commodity, with her progressive transformation from herself to the erotic persona of Venus to what she alludes to as the ultimate “pin up”: Jesus Christ, the superstar. The images brought together sexuality and spirituality, and suggested that the allure of Jesus was that he is portrayed as sex symbol through his various appearances in art. Makes you look at Piero della Francesca’s “The Baptism of Christ” a little differently, right?
MAURIZIO CATTELAN – LA NONA ORA
Humour and religion has often been resulted in risqué work, and Maurizio Cattelan definitely delivered on that with “La Nona Ora”. The life-size installation of Pope John Paul II struck down by a meteor created mixed reaction after its 1999 debut, specifically for how realistic and lifelike the figure of John Paul II was. The original installation was completed with a shattered skylight and red carpet, creating many interpretations of what “La Nona Ora” meant. Did the meteor represent an act of God, or merely that the Pope is human like the rest of us and can be struck down like us all?
DAVID LACHAPELLE – AMERICAN JESUS: HOLD ME, CARRY ME BOLDLY
David LaChapelle is known for his colourful, often twisted, take on pop culture, showcasing the biggest stars from The Kardashians to Jesus Christ himself. His exhibition American Jesus: Hold Me, Carry Me Boldly , displayed the iconicism that our society hold towards celebrities as though they are religious figures, with numerous images of Jesus and Michael Jackson. The poppy, religious themed imagery features a contemporary artist who was both crucified in the media and idolised by the masses, creating an interesting analysis between pop culture figures and religious ones alike.
ADI NES – UNTITLED
In one of his most famous images, Israeli photographer Adi Nes recreates
Leonardo da Vinci’s “ The Last Supper ”, but replaces the central figures with Israeli soldiers. The photo depicts 14 young soldiers sitting around a crooked table as they smoke, drink coffee and converse with one another. Nes spoke of the photo, stating: “The moment you serve as a soldier, you choose to give yourself over to the society, to the army, to someone else. You have to take the possibility you're going to die. Here, I tried to incorporate the idea that this supper may be the last for any of them, not just Jesus. All of them are Jesus, all of them are Judas.” The image appeared on the front page of the New York Times in 2008 and helped establish Nes as one of Israel’s most acclaimed, albeit controversial, photographers.
RON MUECK – YOUTH
Known for his lifelike sculptures, Ron Mueck played with race, religion and identity with “Youth”. The hyperreal sculpture shows a young black boy staring at a stab wound under his chest, mirroring the paintings of Jesus Christ showing the wound in his side to his disciple Thomas and allowing the viewer to really create their own interpretations on the meaning behind it.
ANDRES SERRANO – PISS CHRIST
Take a photograph of a crucifix submerged in urine, and you get one of the most famous and widely debated images in photography. Andres Serrano’s “Piss Christ” caused an uproar after its 1987 debut, with everyone from conservative U.S senators to French Catholic Fundamentalists condemning the photo as a display of disrespect. A Christian himself, Serrano explained that the image aimed to represent how society has cheapened the image of Christ and the hypocrisy of followers who twist his words to fit their own purpose.
GIULIA MARCHI – CALL HER FATIMAH
Gender, religion and ethnicity are the key components behind Giulia Marchi’s “Call her Fatimah” project — a series of images exploring the lives of the female Muslim population in China. Through the series, Marchi documents the daily lives of young women navigating through their religious identity in contemporary China. Each individual girl serves as a challenge to the onlookers’ perception of what it means to be a religious woman beyond western culture – providing a look into the “hidden world” of young Chinese Muslims.
SOORAYA GRAHAM – BRA
While many acclaimed artists have displayed works representing both religion and art, students are also using their power and social media to create thought-provoking work. In 2012, Muslim-Canadian Sooraya Graham – a fine arts student at Thompson Rivers University in Kamloops – found herself at the centre of controversy after her photo of a woman wearing full Islamic dress and holding a bra in her hands caused chaos at her college campus. While the photo caused debate, Graham claims the image aimed to humanise the veiled Muslim woman, and acknowledges the everyday duties for women like herself.
MARIKO MORI – 3-D VIDEO NIRVANA
Mariko Mori is known for her mix of cyber-geishas, technology, religion and manga-esque characters, creating a dreamlike world that explores the overlapping relationship of fantasy and reality. For “3-D Video Nirvana”, the Japanese-born artist explores the blissful perception of the Buddhist spiritual practice by including herself in the photo dressed in a peach-coloured kimono and floating above an acidic orange-pink landscape. Trippy.
BILL VIOLA – MARTYRS
Contemporary art and religion might be frenemies, but Bill Viola’s “Martyrs” created a powerful and modern
installation which married the two perfectly. “Martyrs” was displayed at St Paul’s Cathedral, and included four videos on separate screens projecting different images based on the elements earth, wind, rain and fire. While reactions to “Martyrs” were mixed, its ability to mesh contemporary art in a historic religious space created a dynamic which looks to their relationship in the future – asking the viewer to question if maybe art and religion can work well together after all.
..ok sweeet hat quik quesstion...are u lightskin & do u hav nyash..sef? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Returns To Movie Set, Flaunts Hot Boobs On Set (photos) by MrCork: 1:50pm On Apr 11, 2016
Rejoiceavl:
Una Don com? She is fat fat fat, dats AL u guys notice, Hopeolovutungen, Mr C0rk has the biggggest loooongest baddddest diiiiiick on nairaland & am proud of it.. mtweeew
..awwww thanks babes....ask nicely & u can get yourr shance to play wit it!! smiley
Literature › Re: Contemplating On Spilling My Lesbobo Friend by MrCork: 1:20pm On Apr 11, 2016
sinaj:
I was still arguing with the conductor to give me back my #50 balance ,wen i heard d lecturer's voice in a distance saying wake dat slowpoke in sexy clothe up' i woke up immediately, picked up my pen nd started scribbling something into my notebook to look serious.The ink in my pen froze wen the lecture thundered again 'Hey fool get out of diz class'.
I murmured nd slowly packed my books in my bag, as I stood up to go I noticed dat anoda gel wz leaving d class, I quickly understood dat d lecturer wz referring to someone else, I smiled nd xhaled loudly wen d lecturer's eyes nd my eyes met, ai quickly checked myself nd sat down witat blinking my eyes till the end of the boring class. To cut d long story short,
I cme bak from d class after trekking from d classrum block to my hostel nd d weather didnt help as it scorched al tru.
I reached my hostel, quickly removed my shoes nd clothes nd rushed to d bathrum naked to shower because i was very hot.I poured d water over my head nd njoyed d chilly sensation it gave me *smiles* after my bath, i didnt feel lyk cleaning my body, i walked
back to my room with my tiny towel barely covering my bum bum,
I entered my room, turned on my fan nd faced it to my bum bum, i laughed out loudly to d sensation it gave me nd laid on my bed.
*** *** ***
I woke up feeling a hand on my bum bum, i shoved it off my mind thinking itz jux a dream.The hand glided down my butt to my legs nd i heard someone whispering my name i woke jux to c my nxt door neigbour sitting at d edge of my bed now touching my legs, I sighed nd asked how wah she wnt ,she said matchbox, I got up to get d box with my ass clapping bhind me.I gave her the matchbox nd laid back on d bed coz awaz still filin slipy,I noticed that she was reluctant to leave xo I asked her if she needs any other thing, she said nothing nd asked me why am nt putting on my hairnet. I ignored her coz i wnted her to go.She got my hairnet for me nd stroked my back, i smiled sheepishly coz i njoyed d stroking.she got up nd whispered I luv you in my ear, I had mixed feelings nd replied her that Jesus loves her more, she smiled nd told me that she mean it.I got up, dragged my little towel nd tied it round my chest nd asked her what she rily mean by that, she repeated it nd said she wnted to tell me but was scared to tell me that she cant hold the feeling any longer.
I was very surprised nd the same time shocked coz d gel iz my cousin's girlfrnd.She doesn't knw that the guy she iz dating is my cousin, xo wah will I do?, spill her? coz i neva liked her undecided
um...I didnt get A1 in literature xo overlook my grammatical blunder, daz if u find any wink
...kaiiiiiii...whose the fine kisssable ice cream loookin babe in yor picture profile? tongue
Crime › Re: Justice For Ese by MrCork: 1:17pm On Apr 11, 2016
Pheals:
Now justice for ESE trending on twitter.....
angry
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo And Her Slimmer Bod In Hot New Photos by MrCork: 1:16pm On Apr 11, 2016
maureenihasee:
How she got her new slim figure is so amazing!....

i need to hit the gym, no time for any slim tea that will purge out my intestine .... or what do u think ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BEA6xyABAYH/?hl=en
....very ugly ting...dont u homebase people have lightskin females in that Nigeria place? angry
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Pls I Need A Job In Abj,ssce Pls Help,urgent!!!! by MrCork: 1:11pm On Apr 11, 2016
Rejoiceavl:
Wow, so do u have a job 4me? I really nid 1
...corrrection..u aint lightskin, u aint all dat & u have to shance to even qualify as one of my baby mama!!(no oofeinse) angry
Celebrities › Re: Flavour's Baby Mama Sandra Okagbue Shares Stunning New Photos by MrCork: 11:31am On Apr 11, 2016
stubbornman:
like she was slappedhuh
...if Rejoiceavl is beaurriful then u nid glasssses.....so u like fat females? corrrect?...the Ghana girl aint even lightskin!(REAL TALK) angry
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Pls I Need A Job In Abj,ssce Pls Help,urgent!!!! by MrCork: 11:29am On Apr 11, 2016
Rejoiceavl:
PlS I need a job in abj,ssce pls,its URGENT!!!!
..sweeet hat ..try an loooose wait & i swaaar u will find job & man from nairaland...anyways, did i mention i drive £28,000 (cash) Range rover spot & am from Pekam, London...juss in case u ask! smiley
Celebrities › Re: Nomoreloss Kept So Many Secrets - Brother by MrCork: 8:53am On Apr 11, 2016
booqee:
they have come niyen.. its always when they die, friends and family would come out with sh1ts like this...

mtcheew
...do u even hav nyansh sef?.. ey yorr picture at?..u fine? undecided
Travel › Re: I Think I Lose My Bargaining Skill by MrCork: 8:50am On Apr 11, 2016
ellacute45:
MR CORK angry
..Calm down babes..I begged Kashybaby to forgive u & she said u juss bein silllly, Childish & Steeeewpid ..( I WARNED U).. anyways.. THANK ME LATER!!! smiley
Health › Re: I Am Only 24 And I Am Diagnosed Of Impotency, Why Is Life So Unfair? by MrCork: 8:45am On Apr 11, 2016
smileysmiley:
first time you are making a near sensible contribution, thumbs up!
angry

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