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KashyBaby:
Hahahhahaa....yeah...well,it's all done..


*nothing follows*

EnigmaticEnigma:
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EnigmaticEnigma:
Gosh


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booqee:
so you're Yoruba??!! and you even ate amala this evening.. so groundnut shouldn't be a big deal especially with your boil-size pimple on ur face from too much of groundnut eating..

fcck off niggah

queenfav:
This tv series is just the bomb.My favourite character is of course Annalise keating.That woman is damn strong and smart.I love how she thinks fast .The fact that she's bisexual is not shocking to me because I have always known she had a freaky side.Their way of using illegally obtained evidence to win cases is not cool though. This show is not for the faint hearted,the suspense is off the hook.Season 2 returned with a bang.I wonder why annalise took the case of "the rich stupid kids".I desperately pray annalise keating doesn't die?The show would be so boring without her.Seriously who would want her dead?The scene at the end of s.2 ep 2 where the keating 5 were convincing connor to leave the crime scene with analise dying didn't help to answer lurking questions.Did he shoot annalise?So many questions unanswered.A lot of cliffhangers after season 2 episode 1 and 2.Honestly,this show has the suspense factor locked down.I can't even predict what would happen next.Fans of HTGAWM,please share your thoughts on new episodes and characters.

onstelly:
Have you ever been cheated on by your partner you so much trusted, if yes how did you handle it. Were you able to forgive him/her and start all over again or was that just the end of the whole thing. A for me I have been cheated on before, though I have forgiven him but I just can't seem to forget the whole things even when I tried so hard to. Let's share your veiw on this

macaranta:
Truce..your matter tire even s.eun and l.ala

OK bye ..no offeinse

macaranta:
Don't worry..you will soon be deported as a migrant worker ..you can't possibly be earning £35k quid

Ajengule your new peckham...g.oat

Angelberry:
You said fine boy that eats groundnut

macaranta:
Yea ..you were that waiter that munched my left over. No offeinse ..more chicken bone for you tomorrow ..g.oat

misshoree:
Is eating groundnut a sin?

Angelberry:
Mtcheew...I don't date fine boys

Adudavidlee:
Oh yah!! he’s single and searching..A dwarf who was bullied
as a child has told how lifting weights and posting sexy
photos of himself online has boosted his confidence and
earned him an army of female admirers.
As a teenager, 4ft 2in Ismail Lanaani was cruelly taunted
about his height. Bullies even dubbed him the ‘Midget of the
Sahara’ and told him he would never get a girlfriend.
But now, the fashion-conscious 27-year-old, from Beni-
Mellal, Morocco, who spends four-and-a-half hours at the
gym several times a week, says his confidence has soared
as women love his ripped muscles, handlebar moustache
and quirky style
He said:
‘I go to the gym to keep healthy and because I want a sexy
body. I post photos on Instagram to express myself and get
women saying they like my muscles. ‘Posting photos of
myself could help others with dwarfism feel good about
themselves. People with dwarfism should be represented in
society and seen more, like as models. ‘If the chance came
up to be a model I would accept it. I love fashion, especially
American styles.’ Ismail, who can speak Arabic, English and
French, also said that, although people have suggested he’ll
be single forever because of his stature, he is determined to
find love.
‘I’m single at the moment and I’ve never had a girlfriend,’ he
said. ‘We have a lot of dating apps here that I could go on,
but I’m not on any. ‘I think a lot of people think I’m Casanova
and I’m in a lot of sexual relationships but it’s not true. I’ve
only had one sexual partner.’
He added:
‘I would like to get married though, and I talk to girls in
Europe and America. Maybe one day I could move to America
for a better future, to get married and have a family.

dollyjoy:
i am darkskinned

dollyjoy:
Goodevening nairalanders,well,i just want to share what happened in school today.


So,i was supposed to leave for school on sunday but owing to some situations beyond my control,i decided to say till on friday,now a friend of my dad begged me to teach in his school,pending when i will leave for school because there is shortage of staffs there,(the two teachers taking two classes there didnt resumed for the term)


i obliged after series of begging and all that,so on monday,i went to the school,the kids(am taking kg2)where disturbing,so i purnished them and instructed them to tell me "thank you aunty"if i purnish them for any wrong behaviour again.



,i went to the school today,as usual,i was just doing my thing after the morning assembly,i sat down,minutes later,a pupil came to inform me that the director want to see me,so i left,just to come back and see two kids fighting.


I seperated them and purnished the offender,i went back to continue doing my thing while he was crying.


To my surprise Eric(the pupil) ran to my table and with tears in his eyes, said"mummy thank you for flogging me"

Well,It was really an emotional moment for me because in all my years of experience,that was the first time a littlelun called me "mother" with so much affection.




Anyone with a similiar experience?kindly share.

marvelck:
Why do girls cry cos of a guy (boyfriend). Especially whenever they're having issues in their relationship or whenever her guy wants to end the relationship. It is out of love or infatuation?

Stupedinluv:
Have you noticed?
Even on nairaland. The smartest always has a thing for the chocolates. Everytime he describes his woman, he wants her dark? There are exceptions o.

p/s: am in btw dark and light.

Stupedinluv:
Have you noticed?
Even on nairaland. The smartest always has a thing for the chocolates. Everytime he describes his woman, he wants her dark? There are exceptions o.

p/s: am in btw dark and light.

sheunsheun:
Silence they say is the best answer for ......

I'm nt here to trade wrds

sheunsheun:
Smh 4 d niggas abv dey actually derailed the thread!!! Well bak 2 d deal.

She go b lyk, i was raped nd i was ashame to tell you. Remember every naija babe were rape 4 d 1st tym

yemsai:
Na alakada...by their fruit u shall knw dem..

macaranta:
Tnnxx Mr Cork... G.oat no offeinse.I drive a 28k range rover spot..cash in £ .You just a village Londoner peckham @ best..ever been to Mayfair?no offeinse Goa.t

yemsai:
Was actually talking to u mr Cork..u nid sumone to teach u a lesson..

macaranta:
Op needs English lessons on the definition of Lynch

Kanyekels:
Mr..... Has derailed the thread

yemsai:
Sumone need to teach ds guy a lesson...he jst dey talk anyhw..

Hadez:
Oh God
He is so handsome and his comments always makes a whole lot of sense.

He is respectful with his posts and he chooses his words carefully.

He respects women and he is so romantic.

He has a bright future and his brilliancy is ravishing.

He has a sexy and sweet lips which makes me feel uncomfortable whenever I stare at his profile.

I don't know how to tell him what I have in mind because he might just take me for granted. Sighs I really wish he would just strike a chat with me I need to know him better

GenLiberty:
The Boi'z feeling me, he keeps checking up ma profile.. You know what? My style is alot to munch..

GenLiberty:
SMH

layla129:
Fucck off