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Samhyme:
Please Advice “I’m 24 And
Impotent, Is There Really God?”
While growing up I felt so different and did
things differently. Naturally I am an introvert, my
class mates in sec school would say I have a
unique way of doing things. I felt so cool about
myself especially the ability to control how I
feel generally.
I am very handsome and the kind of guy girls
easily throw themselves at, again I felt my
ability to resist certain temptations was
because I had self control. Growing up in a
Christian home their are things we don’t ask
mom and dad, I would look at Lil bro and notice
I had a smaller scrotum but I didn’t feel
something was wrong with me. All these years I
never understood I had a real problem.
Am all grown now but I can’t keep a
relationship!! My siblings will always crack a
joke about how unlucky I was with finding a
good date. First time I got a girlfriend, very
loving and caring young girl. We started off for
2yrs without sex. It wasn’t a problem for me I
don’t know what sex feels like but it was to her
and she wanted it badly I knew I would loose
her if I don’t and she began to wonder if I was a
man.

First time we tried s*x I couldn’t get er3cted, I
felt it was anxiety and she was supportive.
Second and third was worse but we kept trying.
She had to tell me to see a doctor fast because
I am not okay. S*x ended up being an issue and
we broke up. I dated two other girls and the last
girl said it to my face “YOU ARE
IMPOTENT” And that was when it occurred to
me this is serious. I went to see a urologist and
after the blood test it was confirmed I had low
T. Low testosterone below normal. I couldn’t
believe I had a problem like this until I did a
sperm analysis.
I had oligospermia!! 95% abnormality. Further
test showed I had Hypogondasim, it’s yet
unknown if it’s secondary or primary
Hypogondasim. I knew I had gone down that
road where u look back and ask life
What did I do to deserve this?
How do I convince a girl to even accept to
marry me?
Is their really a God?
Why am I a man if God won’t give me what I
need to become a man.
Every solution I have heard so for is impractical,
expensive or ridiculous. Imagine injecting
testosterone for 6 months before ur fit to make
love to your wife? Or injecting my joystick to
stay up before s*x? Alpha blockers like viagra
has no effect on me at all.
Apart from s*xual performance secience is yet
to understand male fertility and alot of things
will be tried on me, this could take years!!! If it’s
so simple as doctor’s will easily say why are
their cases of 25yrs without a child some never
have a child and just adopt.
Why are their so many drugs and injections if
one thing works. Am at the bridge of taking my
life, I see no point making all these money and
sit down in an empty house sad and lonely.

olowookerekemi:
Which is advisable or worthy before God? paying of tithe to Church or giving it to the needy or widowers?

HateU2:
Nobody is ugly, some people are just broke

HateU2:

U be Aboki, I see
I yam not a house wife
Nd u ar a bored house husband for u 2 be stalking me

HateU2:
ode

HateU2:
Here is the counter thread . Enjoy



1. FB are all asewos . They can fvck different number of girls anyday, aanytime. Goan see them for 'sexuality section '

2. FB are all fvckboys, he calls and chats with different ladies inviting them to come over.

3. FB won't respect you. I mean, he will chat with girls even when you are beside him(something he won't allow you to do). He will even seize your phone


4. FB will treat you like a slave girl, always ordering you around as if you are a maid in his house.


5. FB won't appreciate you. Even your cookings, he won't say 'thank you' after spending hours in the kitchen just to satisfy him.

6. FB will talk to his friends about you(bad things ooo). He will call you 'side chicks' to other guys.


7. FB always looks perfect. I mean you will think you have met the 'perfect' man in the world.


8. FB will always make you fall in love. Since they act as perfect BF, you gat no choice than to fall in love.


9. FB won't call/chat with you unless he needs your help. He will remember he have a GF aroound whenever he needs your help because you are the only good 'girl' he can see around but won't fall in love with you because you don't have 'big yansh or big boobs'. (He's still looking for that)

10. FB will complain about your weight/height. ' Too slim or too fat', 'too short, not too tall', 'small yansh(while he likes it big). Blabla like that.



You can never satisfy a FB because he will keep looking/searching for that girl he will never find. In short, we are all side chicks to a FB till we are all fully married. Don't get it twisted. Just be yourself and a guy who likes u 'short, tall, fat'n slim, small yaansh, big yansh, small boobs, big boobs' will come one day and appreciate what FB can't see in you.

Happy easter to y'all nairalanders

[size=14pt] ^^^^^^^^^^^bored housewife!!!((((SHAME)))[/size]

HateU2:
.
It's raining here ooo.
2:44am
So I wan use the opportunity to ask this questions.

Seun, I wanna ask this question probably for fun or maybe you will answer me(whichever way).

Why change 'Hornny' to Hot
Why change 'abokii' to Aboki
Why change 'niiples' to nipples
Why change 'fvck' to Bleep
Why change 'stuppid' to stupid
Why change 'pvssy' to pussy
Why change 'biitch' to bitch

Erm erm, I yaf forgotten others oo but ;dey'(my fellow amebos ) go help me add am.

Who else noticed it

[size=20pt] ^^^^^^^^bored housewife!!! ((((((((SHAME))))))[/size]

flightz:
We should be able to know and even restrict those who check out our profiles. Lalasticlala

...Filip....bro we not sure if yor common sense is common juss becozz u cant find man on nairaland... are u BEyansi?

...Niaraland is a public forum ..U dont like it here...go to yahooooo chat...jusss sayn!!(no oofeinse)

AyamConfidence:
no bro...i wont have you disturb Monalisa...and FYI, she didnt reject me

oladot99:
https://weporntv.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Capture-13.png

I must confess you are doing a good job , keep it up …….

My boyfriend is my problem
He loves s.ex so very much , yet he is a few seconds man and it’s beginning to reduce my life spam,He makes love to me least 7times a day. Even when am in school, he will call and beg ..
He bought me a car and tinted it and ever since,He just drives to any where I am Drive my car to a dark corner and make love to me .
My major anger is the 1min ,He just last 1min and his out panting Like he went to war .After one hour he will call again and Come and waste my precious time .It became very annoying because He just puts my body on fire and Waste my time , on some occasions I had to m.asturbate my way out.
I cheated on him last week with another guy,But my anger was that this same guy I cheated with was worse , his d.ick is dwarf in size, kept slipping in and out of my body …. In 30 seconds he poured .
I was so angry with myself that I cheated with rubbish .I want to break up with my boyfriend
And get another guy , but all I want ,To know is how to spot a guy with a Big d.ick .
How do I find them ?How do you know they have a big d.ick once u see them ?
I don’t want to go throwing my legs open cause am looking for .I need to know how to spot a big d.ick guy at first sight .

Admin please post asap I don’t want to keep wasting my time .

oladot99:
https://weporntv.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Capture-13.png

I must confess you are doing a good job , keep it up …….

My boyfriend is my problem
He loves s.ex so very much , yet he is a few seconds man and it’s beginning to reduce my life spam,He makes love to me least 7times a day. Even when am in school, he will call and beg ..
He bought me a car and tinted it and ever since,He just drives to any where I am Drive my car to a dark corner and make love to me .
My major anger is the 1min ,He just last 1min and his out panting Like he went to war .After one hour he will call again and Come and waste my precious time .It became very annoying because He just puts my body on fire and Waste my time , on some occasions I had to m.asturbate my way out.
I cheated on him last week with another guy,But my anger was that this same guy I cheated with was worse , his d.ick is dwarf in size, kept slipping in and out of my body …. In 30 seconds he poured .
I was so angry with myself that I cheated with rubbish .I want to break up with my boyfriend
And get another guy , but all I want ,To know is how to spot a guy with a Big d.ick .
How do I find them ?How do you know they have a big d.ick once u see them ?
I don’t want to go throwing my legs open cause am looking for .I need to know how to spot a big d.ick guy at first sight .

Admin please post asap I don’t want to keep wasting my time .

ammamat:
hello...plz is it right or dose it sound good to tell your guy to open up to u if his fade up with reletionship or he should leave you alone if he feel his tired. or plz what is the right word to use coz this guy has stop talking, calling and I don't call either.

FlawlessRebirth2:
see what fuel scarcity is causing..

now its only yahoo bois dah put on GEN


see ehhh now in my school,,,,pple don de fear to put ON gen cuz of d crowd mk go gather you....

AyamConfidence:
lol...cork STFU...The deal aint your business

AyamConfidence:
lol...cork STFU...The deal aiynt your business

AyamConfidence:
Cork mind yourself o....don't pick on Mona o....i will fight you o

KingCheezyPuff:
Cork cover them yella teeth back up
an leave that woman alone

ellacute45:
so because you live in LONDON and a citizen you think you have got it all stfu with your dream range over I live in Germany too..

cutieberie1:
I did not say am light skin am not o

ellacute45:
[s][/s]am not on nairaland to look for men or whatever

^^^^^She a real fighter...juss like serena Williams..but yet she claim she not a femmminist lesbian like there is anytin wrong with lesssbians...anyways back to the serrrious topic...why do femmminist l ways fight men and hate anytin man??....seerrriously?



CC
KingCheezyPuff<<<<<<<< she has answers to everytin!!

ellacute45:
[s][/s]am not on nairaland to look for men or whatever

mekzyjoe:
An xpensiv ride bt u still day live for rented apartment in lekki(2 bedrom flat) .. I kno dis Guy very well.. Na wa o

ellacute45:
According to reports, The UK is planning to deport 29,000 Nigerians and they claim they are working with the Nigerian authority to do this. The people that they are deporting are those who don't have the right to remain in the country they said. And they say the deportation is necessary because of the migration crisis created by the troubled regions in the world.
Speaking about the planned deportation last month, the acting Nigeria High Commissioner in London, Olukunle Bamgbose, told Vice President Yemi Osinbajo
“I think about 29,000 Nigerians have been designated to be deported. We are insisting that due process must be followed before Nigerians are really removed from the UK to Nigeria” Bamgbose had said

ellacute45:
shame on you too ewu hausa

cutieberie1:
My dear i wonder o which 1 is dark skin way and light skin way agn

...ermm sweery...not sure if some one stole yorr glasses but did u juss say u waz lightskin??....lightskin how?? ...wher?


[size=16pt] .....SIRRRRRIOSLY, I GIVE UP.... takin my Range Rover to cash wash...laters!!!!!!![/size]

ellacute45:
EVEN A MAD MAN IS BETTER THAN YOU......EWU PLEASE STOP BEING IN MY MENTIONS

celebgists:
A man flies comedian basketmouth to Japan just to surprise his wife of her 40th birthday.

How Many of our Nigerian Men Can Be This Romantic?
https://i0.wp.com/celebgists.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Screenshot_2016-04-14-14-04-09_1.jpg?w=1078


https://i1.wp.com/celebgists.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Screenshot_2016-04-14-14-04-21_1.jpg?w=1080

http://celebgists.com/man-uses-basketmouth-birthday-surprise-wife-japan/

....FAKE....NA LIE......FOTO SHOP!!!!(no ofeinse)

ellacute45:
you are a fool Mr. Cork you just want to increase traffic in your thread

KingCheezyPuff:
She's pretty period. Not in a "dark skin way"

...correction....hang on sweeeery......may I remind u agan that the preeeeiest female on Nairaland is **Kashybaby** and acordin to nairaland opinion poll...every guy agrees that no female is as preeeety as Kashybaby...One look at Kashybaby and u would no she looooooks notin like a femmmminist lesssbian unlike 93% of nairaland females..looookat ellacute45 for example..all she does is rebbbel against every single nice thread I post all becozz she tryna proooof a point she a femmmminist militant lesssbian...and the sad truth about about ellacute45 is that she the kinda homebase chic that beat up bus condoctor & taxi driver all becuzzz they drove wrong direction or the forgot to give her her shange....IS SHE WOT U CALL A WIFEY MATERIAL OR A FEMMMINST LESSSSSBEAN?? ...and who do u thibk I or any other male wud choose: Kashybaby or femmmminst militant lesssbian agresive ellacute45??

[size=20pt] ....I RESSSSSST MY CASE!!!(no oofeinse)[/size]