₦airaland Forum

misshoree:


Lemme free yu dre11,tomao is a new year & Mr Cork has the bigggest d**K on nairaland & is ten times bigger than yours or any guy I seen in my life. Its a motibvation for life M

misshoree:
it seems dz guy is sick upstairs



Sumone should help take him to a general hospital plz.....Mrcork or watever it is you are called,plz stop stalking me

Stupedinluv:
What catches your fancy first

Her
1. Eyes
2.Hair style
3 Face
4 Lips
5 Hips
6 butt
7 legs
8 boobs
9 smell
10 smile
11 walking step
12 voice
13 Intelligence
14 Complexion
15 weight
16 Height
17 Neatness
18 What?

KashyBaby:
Hang on...lemme ask Hardy hardboi..

ramdris:
This list ain't complete without my kids

See them...

LoJ:
After you claimed to be in London, and be richer than naijadeyhia, just because you are in London and he is in nigeria,
After you claimed to drive a Range rover, and all others should envy you because you deal in pounds,
After you suddenly realized that the guy has been in London long ago, and is back, is a successful real estate operator and drives several luxury cars,

you now want the thread no to be derailed.

naijadeyhia:
Now its Nairaland ladies? Worse Plonkers have tried so you cannot even catch a cold if you were drenched in sputum. I am sure your next post would still contain the words " THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING" like the word "last" is different from the word "final"

naijadeyhia:
Like seriously? Embarrass me in front of what ladies if I may ask. Dude I am married so I give no other lady a second thought. You embarrassed yourself with what you posted was I the one who tagged u a clown on NL? You did that to yourself bro. So stop looking for another horse to hop on.
I also like and encourage mentally poor people who prove their mental poverty by always shouting about their illusionary assets from the top of a hill. Real people dont do that and those who empathize with the poor also do not do that....REAL TALK!

omohjesu:
Look at dis big crab I bought today #yummy

naijadeyhia:
Dude dont get your knickers in a knot. Over here London is looked upon like going to your backyard. Been there done that and not impressed. Over here as well we run dollar, pounds and naira accounts so put a sock in it. You claim to drive a range which to u is high end over there but to us its everywhere like pure water these days. I drive a 2012 landrover, a 2008 navigator and was planning on getting a 2015 range but due to above reasons opted for a cayenne 2014 so goodluck with london.

Kgdavid:
Big uncle, no vex o... i only want to ask where i fit buy Range Rover Sport (£28,000 but cheque version as i no get cash)?

mumu

naijadeyhia:
At the rate you lie about this your range and the price your nose will soon be 1000 miles long.

Dreamwaker:
A Range Rover has been parked in my estate for a while now and I suspect that it is a stolen car. My suspicion is based on the fact that the car hasn't been moved since it was parked few weeks ago with no Plate number also it is parked next to a compound with only '' face me I face you '' kinda houses. Who drives a Range and lives in a house like that.

Cynthia Morgan and anyone else whose Range Rover was stolen from them should have a look at the photo and see if it looks like their.

More pics can be taken if need be.

ellacute45:
noted

ellacute45:
f**l

ellacute45:
you are crazy

naughtynaughty:
This has to be d most boring place ave eva been in my life. U think church is boring wen yhr pastor is preaching? *yimu* u dunno wt boredom is.
D only thing dt seems to interest me here is d cute/handsme judge's face, wit his beard..stained by few white hair.
Lemme not even tlk abt d ugly courtroom aaarrrgggghhhh.. Eyesore, like goat house


Dis niggas shld finish wateva thing dy r doin nd lemme go home. Who legal clinic epp?

Court is d most boring place eva, judges nd lawyrs? D most boring pple..dunno wt am lukin for here seff


*sorry, dunno whr to post dis ooo, y'all come romance it

Wil update u guys as e dey go

ellacute45:
it would be disgusting

Blokifen:
Smellymouth where do you get those funny pictures?!

ellacute45:
Hmmmmmmm. You are the one confused here

ellacute45:
nahhhh

ellacute45:
cause you are jobless that's why you have the time to jump into my MT and say thrash

ellacute45:
[b][/b]AM NOT A LESSSSBIANN

ellacute45:
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odinese:
Make I first start with nairaland guys.
Why nairaland guys to dey form? the ones wey no get girlfriend full nairaland dey talk about how their babes do this, do that, fùck up or follow another man.
Even the ones wey never see pant or hit puberty for dem life, full here dey talk about how dem kpansh 50girls ah ah GOD dey see Una heavy lie wey don destroy the peace of this forum.

As for ladies?
Na so I go dey check their profile pictures one by one as dem dey talk how dey flush their boyfriends one by one.... Me sef go dey wonder who flush each other, Shey na the boyfriend or na the girl.?
Even the ones wey boy never tell watsupp come here dey make mouth
Out of 20pics wey I go check, na only 6 naim go fine inside and the worst thing be say the pretty ones don't talk.
Nairaland girls abeg stop to dey lie, if ur boyfriend dump you no tell us say na u dump am. Finish...

As for the guys wey dey talk, abeg if real men are talking make u stfu!