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salinson:
We met by faith, become friends by choice. After experiencing the sweetness of our friendship, falling in love was uncontrollable, staying in love was difficult but adventurous and now we realise we couldn't continue as friends but as husband and wife. This has been a journey well-travelled with love and kindness and we are thrilled to share our day with you.

debque:
so what name do we call female armedrobber

grossintel:
While growing up I felt so different and did things differently. Naturally I am an introvert, my class mates in sec school would say I have a unique way of doing things. I felt so cool about myself expecially the ability to control how I feel generally. I am very handsome and the kind of guy girls easily throw themselves at, again I felt my ability to resist certain temptations was because I had self control. Growing up in a Christian home their are things we don't ask mom and dad, I would look at Lil bro and notice I had a smaller scrotum but I didn't feel something was wrong with me. All these years I never understood I had a real problem. Am all grown now but I can't keep a relationship!! My siblings will always crack a joke about how unlucky I was with finding a good date. First time I got a girlfriend, very loving and caring young girl. We started off for 2yrs without sex. It wasn't a problem for me I don't know what sex feels like but it was to her and she wanted it badly I knew I would loose her if I don't and she began to wonder if I was a man. First time we tried sex I couldn't get erected, I felt it was anxiety and she was supportive. Second and third was worse but we kept trying. She had to tell me to see a doctor fast because I am not okay. Sex ended up being an issue and we broke up. I dated two other girls and the last girl said it to my face "YOU ARE IMPOTENT" And that was when it occurred to me this is serious. I went to see a urologist and after the blood test it was confirmed I had low T. Low testosterone below normal. I couldn't believe I had a problem like this until I did a sperm analysis. I had oligospermia!! 95% abnormality. Further test showed I had Hypogondasim, it's yet unknown if it's secondary or primary Hypogondasim. I knew I had gone down that road where u look back and ask life
What did I do to deserve this?
How do I convince a girl to even accept to marry me?
Is their really a God?
Why am I a man if God won't give me what I need to become a man.
Every solution I have heard so for is impractical, expensive or ridiculous. Imagine injecting testosterone for 6 months before ur fit to make love to your wife? Or injecting my penis to stay up before sex? Alpha blockers like viagra has no effect on me at all. Apart from sexual performance secience is yet to understand male fertility and alot of things will be tried on me, this could take years!!! If it's so simple as doctor's will easily say why are their cases of 25yrs without a child some never have a child and just adopt. Why are their so many drugs and injections if one thing works. Am at the bridge of taking my life, I see no point making all these money and sit down in an empty house sad and lonely.

ellacute45:
What do hugs and weed have in common? Well, both either make you feel comfortable or earth-shatteringly anxious. Sometimes, mood dependent, they make you pretty Hot. But apparently they could have the ability to make you bond with people. Like make real connections maaaan.
Praise be, stoners. This may add much needed weight to the decriminalisation argument. Researchers at the University of California have discovered the
link between the “love” or “hug” hormone (oxytocin) and the effect of marijuana on human behaviour that improves interpersonal bonding. Oxytocin triggers the release of a chemical called the “bliss molecule” (or anandamide), which helps to activate brain receptors and increase happiness and motivation. Testing this with animals showed that mice which were given the marijuana, which stops anandamide deterioration, reacted as they enjoyed spending time with their mice mates much more, than mice that were served with a placebo drug.
This is the first study of its kind to look at weed and oxytocin, and on a serious note, looking into this further could help scientists know more about oxytocin and social impairments, like autism, and potentially develop new methods to tackle symptoms of autism.
I’m not sure if I bond much with people when I smoke weed, or that I’ve seen much evidence of it either. Whenever I get stoned, or walk into a living room of people smoking and hanging out, I’m more freaked than friendly. Maybe I’m smoking the wrong weed. Maybe I’m hanging out with the wrong people.

Strahovski1:
You making no sense man..

You just saying what doesn't relate with op thread. Where did op say he is gay or looking for wife? If he is gay, you can't do sh!t. So kill yourself

FreeBSD:
I do not need women. Neither do I need men.

jashar:
ahn ahn... Mr.Peckam Cork. if you truly from Peckam, what is the meaning of 'OLE OLE OLE'?

ThreeGEEKS:
Just look at the highlights of a person asking another if english language is her first language.

Never knew english is this hard even for someone who lives in London and drives a £28,000 cash range rover sport

Blokifen:
you wanna have sex when you cant spell f*uck.

firstEVA:
Sorry Mrcork!!

postmann:
Shut up you glorified student, who still depend on your relatives back home for
-feeding allowance
-cold allowance
-discrimination allowance
-racial abuse allowance

Sex starved he-goat!

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, why do guys always assume I am married when they see me?[/color]

ellacute45:
Cc. Kashybaby

firstEVA:
Mrcork RIP

Rejoiceavl:
Seriously do u know ur a big idiot, Mr cork or whatever ur name is, just get d hell outa here nobody s talking abt shit car u drive, is d car AL uv got? Cos AL av bin reading s car car freaking shitty car!!.. *feeling disgusted *

Zobski:
-Eyewitness dub the late Alamieyeseigha as the rain man

– Ex-president Goodluck Jonathan, amongst many other dignitaries, gets soaked after an unexpected rain took centre stage at the funeral ceremony of late Alamieyeseigha

The late Diepreye Alamieyeseigha has been buried in his hometown Amassoma, Southern Ijaw local government area in Bayelsa state, amid heavy rainfall.
NAIJ.com can report that the deceased was buried after a commendation service by the Church of Nigeria (Anglican Communion) on Saturday, April 9.

However, the funeral ceremony which was graced by top dignitaries which included ex-president Goodluck Jonathan, his wife amongst others, was disrupted as a result of an unanticipated heavy down pour.

The funeral ceremony had to be quickly rushed so as the corpse of the late ex-governor could betransferred to the venue for his interment.

Just like eyewitnesses and pressmen, dignitaries had a fair share of the downpour as they always drenched in the rain.

Eye witnesses who assembled at Amassoma to pay their tribute to the late Alamieyeseigha had to run helter-skelter to seek refuge from the rains, which was unrelenting.

Speaking after the funeral ceremony, one of the eye witnesses at the ceremony told NAIJ.com on the condition of anonymity: “The rain didn’t help matters, but I have always known Alamieyeseigha to be the rain man.

“I can remember when he was presented to us as our first civilian governor in 1999; he was addressing the people and prayed that peace be restored back to our lands. That was the period when there was crisis in Bayelsa. When Late Alamieyeseigha raised a matchet, signifying the end of the crisis, a heavy rain all of sudden began. It was surprising to see but he has always been the rain man and we will miss him.”



https://www.naij.com/793950-mysterious-rain-disrupted-late-alamieyeseighas-burial-photos.html?source=index_featured

KingCheezyPuff:
Another time. Bye- bye.

postmann:
So what does life feel like in Pekam, being just another black man with no face, no voice, no job? Even the traffic light in the streets of London allow the white man's dog to cross the road before you, a run away, mental asylum seeker!!!

Modern slave!

ellacute45:
u berrraaa do what?

KingCheezyPuff:
Hmmm gangster...
....Gangsters play ball
Ball is a sport so then you wear a Jockstrap!.....Nice
But take that off,you can't wear that in the church house

firstEVA:
daft

FreeBSD:
You should quote my last post.

I do not need a woman

BlaqCoffee109:
MrCork eating groundnut with garri boost your libido... truss me, your street cred as fine boy amongst the ladies when you eat groundnut becomes unbeatable.

KingCheezyPuff:
Me
...I heard that's what YOU wear
Is it true

[size=20pt] ... PHUCK NO..... AM A GANGSTER!!!![/size]

KingCheezyPuff:
We are to resist temptation, brother Cork

horeofe:
same 2 u

KingCheezyPuff:
Then you,I an the pastor will bow our heads in prayer

AccessME:
words u mention are true qualities of me

KingCheezyPuff:
Cork! Go get dressed I'm tackin' you ta afternoon service!
Maybe it'll take some of that clownish outta ya!

FreeBSD:
I never told you I am in need of a woman did I?