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layla129:
This guy will never cease to crack me up...anyone who takes him serious will just have a heart attack . Anyways, how are you today MrCork? How is your range rover sport £28000( cash) doing ? Hope peckam is cool too?
( no oofense)

chubbyswit:
lwkmd which ladies? It's either u're a clown or u're completely e-nuts, quit mentioning me abeg lolz.

shulamitewoman:
nahh nobody broke ma hrt,am kinda bored in the office..so ur comments are cracking me up..especially d part dat says."I drive range rover" so we should go n hug transformer then?

shulamitewoman:
nahh nobody broke ma hrt,am kinda bored in the office..so ur comments are cracking me up..especially d part dat says."I drive range rover" so we should go n hug transformer then?

shulamitewoman:
kikikikiki see dis aboki..lwkmd

chubbyswit:
c gbagx flying everywhere. I'm sure u're holed up somewhere in ur village having this chats, lolz lover and u're bashing people up and down in ur silly thread? Thought you typd u're in london, or is fuel a scarce commodity over there too? Lwkmd are u always this silly boy?

reportnaijanews:
https://greennews.ng/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/transformation-770x470.jpg
Fans of music artiste, Oritsefemi Majemite Ekele, who is best known for his remarkable recreation of Fela Kuti’s song “Double Wahala” have lashed out at the singer on social media over the picture of an ‘evolving’ him that he posted on his IG page with the caption ‘I wish you all a fresh day ahead, my people’.
The artiste, who has experienced tremendous transformation in every aspect of life from the days of his defunct group called Junglist, is currently experiencing some ‘glowing transformation’ skin-wise, a development that is considered repulsive by his numerous fans.


See screen shots of the tongue-lashing below
https://greennews.ng/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/oritse-femi-1.jpg
https://greennews.ng/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/oritse-femi-bleaching-1.jpg
https://greennews.ng/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/oritse-femi-chicken-1.jpg

source
http://www.reportnaija.com/2016/04/stop-bleaching-fans-blasts-oritsefemi.html

reportnaijanews:
https://greennews.ng/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/transformation-770x470.jpg
Fans of music artiste, Oritsefemi Majemite Ekele, who is best known for his remarkable recreation of Fela Kuti’s song “Double Wahala” have lashed out at the singer on social media over the picture of an ‘evolving’ him that he posted on his IG page with the caption ‘I wish you all a fresh day ahead, my people’.
The artiste, who has experienced tremendous transformation in every aspect of life from the days of his defunct group called Junglist, is currently experiencing some ‘glowing transformation’ skin-wise, a development that is considered repulsive by his numerous fans.


See screen shots of the tongue-lashing below
https://greennews.ng/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/oritse-femi-1.jpg
https://greennews.ng/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/oritse-femi-bleaching-1.jpg
https://greennews.ng/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/oritse-femi-chicken-1.jpg

source
http://www.reportnaija.com/2016/04/stop-bleaching-fans-blasts-oritsefemi.html

shulamitewoman:
kikikikiki see dis aboki..lwkmd...try more harder..

Ekakamba:
I have been chatting with her for quite some time, she confided in me and told me that she really likes me a lot and would like to meet me one day. Hoping that I don't disappoint her like all the other men who have passed in her life (ex's and potential boyfriends to be specific).
I agreed to take her out on a date. A lunch at the restaurant. A fancy one.
I arrived at the restaurant prior to her arrival. She was about 30 minutes late and never apologised about it, instead she threw a few curse words saying that 'God pu-nish that driver'. I thought she was talking to me, because immediately when she arrived at the restaurant she just tilt her head and spotted me instantly.
She was carrying a huge red bag that I assumed it was full of regrets, but I asked her what it was for just for asking sake.
She looked at me and said "Argh man, it's just a bag".
She asked me to stand up and sized me and said I look more handsome and big compared to the photos I post on Facebook, she added by asking why are my photos black and white and before I answered her she just pulled a sit with her leg and sat down.
She pulled out her Samsung galaxy phone and rolled her index finger on it and constantly volunteered her eyes on me.
The waiter came and gave us a menu, I just ordered a decent meal but her? She spent close to 15 minutes trying to study the menu. She then ordered a mean with a very big word and asked the waiter how does it taste like and the waiter just smiled and said that our meals will be served.
The meals came and she was surprised to see that her big named meal is as small as baby food. I could see her dissatisfactionand disappointment running down her cheeks.
She asked to taste mine. She pulled my plate and what started as a taste led to the whole eatery, she grabbed her Samsung galaxy phone and took a picture while she devour.
She was completely in her own world, she talked while food was on her mouth. The was a point where she scrolled down her phone and mistakingly licked her finger thereafter.
I was there, watching all of the action.
By any chance she could get, she would update me about the number of likes that has just kicked in.
Instead of using a toothpick to remove a stuck meat on her teeth she took a box of matches on her bag and use one of the match sticks as one of her toothpick.
After it was all said and rated, she recieved a phone call which she claimed it was urgent and would require some privacy.
After the phone call she came back running and told me that one of her friends have engaged in a fight and picked up her bag.
She kissed me on the forehead and asked me to give her a cab money.
I gave it to her.
But now I just got a text from her telling me how she had some nice time and would like to do it once again if she had some time. She also added some bit of romance to it and said that she loves me.
I bet she is still wondering why she will die single because after all that I just blocked her like all the other man that she told me about.
Her standards are retar-ded high indeed.

ellacute45:
if i slap you ehnn

shulamitewoman:
hahahahaha try harder..u stil learning

onstelly:
Joblessness

ellacute45:
you na bored house maid

chubbyswit:
you're clearly insane boy, that i condescended myself to using pigeon english doesnt mean that i cant construct a good lexicon, stop contradicting yourself mr boy. My question perfectly rhymes with your silly thread. Good luck waiting for answers that'll never come. You can now run along boy lwkmd.

ellacute45:
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shulamitewoman:
london ke..person wey dey shogunle..

horeofe:
i tink u av acute blindness apart 4rm ur obvious silly smugness nd attention seeking habit.i wrote ebi o ti pa dada nt tipadapada.
#i didnt write dem 2geda,ow did u manage 2 pass exams?#

chubbyswit:
OP u must be a mumu lolz, wetin concern groundnut concern handsomeness? lwkmd

ellacute45:
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horeofe:
ew,sori den city guy.

juhan:
whats tipadapada

horeofe:
person dey form 2 eat?? ebi o ti pa dada.

yemsai:
Lmao...will I use it to collect money in d bank?

yemsai:
Lol...I knw u dey 1 Village..#receive sense