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Family › Re: It's Our Wedding Anniversary! Help Us Thank Jehovah. by MrCork: 3:20pm On Mar 24, 2016
timbros:
The date was 24th March 2012.

It feels like just yesterday, but today makes it exactly FOUR YEARS of pure undiluted bliss...

Nairalanders please help me in thanking Jehovah for this wonderful lady. My wife, my lover, my sister, my mother, my best friend.

To the best wife ever..... If I was a cell phone, you would be the charger. I would be dead without you. I love you.
...she aint lightskin!! angry
Family › Re: It's Our Wedding Anniversary! Help Us Thank Jehovah. by MrCork: 3:20pm On Mar 24, 2016
timbros:
The date was 24th March 2012.

It feels like just yesterday, but today makes it exactly FOUR YEARS of pure undiluted bliss...

Nairalanders please help me in thanking Jehovah for this wonderful lady. My wife, my lover, my sister, my mother, my best friend.

To the best wife ever..... If I was a cell phone, you would be the charger. I would be dead without you. I love you.
angry
Romance › Re: Happy Romantic Easter To All!!! by MrCork(op): 3:11pm On Mar 24, 2016
EASTER.....yayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! cheesy
Romance › Re: MrC0rk Is A Troll by MrCork: 3:03pm On Mar 24, 2016
prettythicksme:
Yes,i am cheesy
.^^^^Kaiiiiii...seee sexxxy edible kissssable sweeet lips......dyammm, if i kiss those lips mennnnn... Petrol will change to water!!!(mwaaaaaaah x 12) tongue
Romance › Happy Romantic Easter To All!!! by MrCork(op): 2:58pm On Mar 24, 2016
.....Its easter weekend & I have couple of Disco parrrrrys to attend startin tonite......Juss in case am not here...then HAPPY EASTER TO THE GREATEST WEBSITE REPING AFRICA (((((NAIRALAND))))... and for those of u who cant find patners..keep prayin..ther rissssssss hope!!! undecided

Anyways...Happy Easter Nairalanders!!
cheesy
Romance › Re: MrC0rk Is A Troll by MrCork: 1:56pm On Mar 24, 2016
prettythicksme:
He is coming for u! grin yes,he is buh sometimes he do create sensible thread cheesy
^^^^^prettythicksme is a wifey material....thanks babes! wink
Romance › Re: MrC0rk Is A Troll by MrCork: 1:53pm On Mar 24, 2016
Zceesneh:
Mr.c0rk is troll, who agrees with me?


[size=32pt].^^^^^^NIGGGGGGGA MOVE YOUR DUMB THREAD TO JOKE SECTION....YOU BORED HOUSE WIFE!![/size] grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Romance › Re: Where Can You Find True Love? by MrCork: 1:40pm On Mar 24, 2016
oyinvibes123:
So many people in the world today ask this question in their various languages, but the fact is that does it even exist.... only God knows?

visit : oyinvibes..com

For more detailed info
...Sir...try **Onstelly** of Nairaland.....she a good Yoruba gir..she availabble & ready to go! smiley
Romance › Re: Noticed Only The Ugly Nairaland Girls Asslick Guys A Lot Here. by MrCork: 1:26pm On Mar 24, 2016
Stupedinluv:
LoL The fear of being called ugly can make you stay in the kitchen even when its steaming hot

tongue
...are you ugly..Y...are you lightskin?...N....ther u go!!!(no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: What Makes Her Your Main Chick? by MrCork: 12:06pm On Mar 24, 2016
WiLdFLame:




U see dat my monics name right? am gonna roast ya ass and ur bleeping inches cock!
...b!tch please.....am goin bank to $hit mennn....eddddiot boy! undecided
Romance › Re: What Makes Her Your Main Chick? by MrCork: 12:02pm On Mar 24, 2016
ClassCaptain:
mr cork please check your email
..0k hon...are you a babe?..in the gym right now thou..soon! cheesy
Romance › Re: What Makes Her Your Main Chick? by MrCork: 11:56am On Mar 24, 2016
WiLdFLame:
u daa barrking bleeping shiit is dis? u pokenose? u want a hole in ya numbskull mofo head right?
u are highly jenzum!
...calm down son....ama lover not a fighter from London.pekam.... nuggggga don't make me pulllllout my 17incchess looong banana diiiiiiik & SLAP YOUR FACE with it(((((WARNING))) angry
Romance › Re: Girl Beheaded In Minna (photos). Ladies Be Warned! by MrCork: 11:52am On Mar 24, 2016
Angelberry:
Not today and I can't upload it here
....darlin I can wait...but will give up after 100years thou...HURRRRRY!! cheesy
Romance › Re: Girl Beheaded In Minna (photos). Ladies Be Warned! by MrCork: 11:44am On Mar 24, 2016
Angelberry:
tot u wanna see a hot pix
...HOT ...HOT ..HOT....HELL TO THE MORRRRRRAFAKIN YEÀAAAAAAAAAA....YES MUMMMY!! cheesy
Romance › Re: Girl Beheaded In Minna (photos). Ladies Be Warned! by MrCork: 11:39am On Mar 24, 2016
Angelberry:
Don't you wanna see me in bikinihuh you asking for too much
...don't care..as loong as you look delicious edible. .. moi happy!! tongue
Romance › Re: What Makes Her Your Main Chick? by MrCork: 11:13am On Mar 24, 2016
handsam:
lol. .nw gonna ignore you. .attention seeking brainless rattonguetonguetonguetongue. .seek d iyas in ur village to wash ya head tonguetonguetonguetonguetongue. .beg them to return ur brain to u so u stop thinking with ur cork tonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetongue. . .


































now swerve to oblivion. . .
tonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetongue
^^^ there you go....he Juss prooof our point...faggggggots are usualy sensitive & emottional..this one is a faggggggot!! ((TRUSS ME)) undecided


Cc
FirstEVA ( so you no)
kashybaby
KingCheezyPuff
Romance › Re: Girl Beheaded In Minna (photos). Ladies Be Warned! by MrCork: 11:11am On Mar 24, 2016
Angelberry:
I promise you'll see my pix but not today.
..nice...kaiiiii...cant wait...plis don't forget to where mini plus thong!! cheesy
Romance › Re: How To Avoid Sex by MrCork: 11:04am On Mar 24, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
That's easily fixed......change ya mindset winkbye
...thanks boo..anyways .we need to discuss that question I asked you later..which you preffffa wearin:... pant, tong or G string! wink
Romance › Re: Revealed: ... All Feminist Are Lessssbians!!! (proof) by MrCork(op): 11:00am On Mar 24, 2016
booqee:
here goes this broke gay mo'fuckah again..always spewing horseshit..
^^^^^did you say that in a deeep voice??.....thise are the masculine feminist we more scared of...they choook you with beer bottle!! (TRUE STORY) embarassed
Romance › Re: What Makes Her Your Main Chick? by MrCork: 10:55am On Mar 24, 2016
handsam:
jealousy no gud. .tonguetonguetonguetongue












take dis tonguetonguetonguetongue



















more! tonguetonguetonguetongue


















tonguetonguetonguetongue
















also stop thinking with ur cork. ,cos its useless nw. .y nt use ya brainshuhtonguetonguetonguetonguetongue






































take dis as a parting gifttonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetongue
^^^^this one clearly a fagggggggot!! (No ooofense) undecided
Romance › Re: How To Avoid Sex by MrCork: 10:50am On Mar 24, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
No. Its for those not wanting it or not wanting it too soon.
Virgins first or secondary
Celibates
Folk in new relationships etc.
...can you change your name back to QueenValerie....I keep thinkin am talking to a guy..I ain't no fagggggggot undecided
Romance › Re: Girl Beheaded In Minna (photos). Ladies Be Warned! by MrCork: 10:48am On Mar 24, 2016
Angelberry:
huh
...can you put your picture up again...I wannnna see your preeety lightskin face! smiley
Romance › Re: What Makes Her Your Main Chick? by MrCork: 10:38am On Mar 24, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Cork I told you not ta cuss at me angry
...corrrrection..I can never cuss you but why was that neggro ragamofffin woooooin my woman?...the negggro can't aford you!! angry
Romance › Re: Girl Beheaded In Minna (photos). Ladies Be Warned! by MrCork: 10:35am On Mar 24, 2016
BelieveThat:
A beautiful young lady was allegedly
beheaded in Minna, Niger State recently
after she went there to meet a guy she had
been chatting with on Facebook.

According to Amanda Chisom who shared
the story, the victim went to Minna to meet
with the parents of the said man so they
can know more about her and otherwise.

But instead of going to the man’s parents’
home, the Facebook boyfriend convinced her
to put up in a hotel as his parents who are
from a royal family are not happy that he
wants to settle down with a girl that is not
his tribe...

For more and photo:
https://www.naij.com/775750-sad-girl-beheaded-minna-visiting-boyfriend-met-facebook-photos.html?source=index_latest

Ladies be careful please, for the heart of men are evil.
He that has ears...
..is she lightskin? angry

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