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Romance › Re: Ladies What's Your Idea Of Perfect Guy Physique? by MrCork: 2:53pm On Mar 23, 2016
Audray:
haha. No min her. But...how come you are a "king" and not a "queen".? Do cheezypuffs not recognize the female gender?
...ok Andy.....so wot does it feellike beein a feminiiist lessssbian?...do u enjoy dressssin/looookin like Man?...and are u related to or friend of KingCheezyPuff? (no oofeinse) smiley
Family › Re: Help A Jealous Wife by MrCork: 2:34pm On Mar 23, 2016
Saronna:
No iam RAINBOW! good enough? ?
..go & change dakskin yor skin compluxsion to lightskin yellow or else no man will chase u on nairaland & u will remain single!! angry
Romance › Re: Sexuality Is NOT A Choice!! Why Won't Y'all Admit It! >:( by MrCork: 1:10pm On Mar 23, 2016
Audray:
illiterate
...so you a proud mussscular femminist lesssssbian who enjoy drinkin bear with grown assss real men...correct?...I GIVE UP!! undecided
Family › Re: Help A Jealous Wife by MrCork: 12:46pm On Mar 23, 2016
Saronna:
Brother , ur words - To each their own! Good day.
..am not your brothers...anyways are you lightskin? angry
Events › Re: Twin Sisters Marry Twin Brothers On The Same Day (Photos) by MrCork: 12:44pm On Mar 23, 2016
Fabulocity:
The coolest part of this is that the children of each couple would be biologically related to each other. That's awesome.
^^^story....are you lightskin? angry
Nairaland General › Re: What Is Wrong With People?!(late Nite Rant) by MrCork: 12:41pm On Mar 23, 2016
Audray:
sooooooo you joblessly went ahead to check out my profile and comment on a thread that i opened eons ago. What is wrong with you?! Leave me the F****k alone.!
..anyways am a lover not a fighter & I will help you...did I mention I drive £28000 (cash) range rover spot & am a real man with moiney & single & can help your life from lesssssbianisim! wink
Nairaland General › Re: What Is Wrong With People?!(late Nite Rant) by MrCork: 12:39pm On Mar 23, 2016
Audray:
sooooooo you joblessly went ahead to check out my profile and comment on a thread that i opened eons ago. What is wrong with you?! Leave me the F****k alone.!
...calm down feminist lessssbian CRACKHEAD..is nairaland your house?..hope...nairaland is a public forum mean we free to walk into when ever what ever...I ssuggest you find man in your life to help your tinkink..you don't like it hear..GO TO YAHOO! (No ofeense) smiley
Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Fat Ladies by MrCork: 12:20pm On Mar 23, 2016
KashyBaby:
Na lie
Na lie
Na lie
Na lie......na lie. U did & ur guilty...look, ur nose is getting bigger coz u lie.. grin grin
angry
Nairaland General › Re: What Is Wrong With People?!(late Nite Rant) by MrCork: 12:19pm On Mar 23, 2016
Audray:
OK . So I am not trying to be an insensitive jerk or offensive. But I think Nigerians are being ####****##! I mean no one has been typing "pray for Nigeria" on their FB walls, changing their themes into Nigerian flag,posting pics of any Nigerian monument or landmark or lighting candles for the scores and scores of blown up people since 2009. But BOOM its France! everyone is "praying for France" cos Justin bieber did it,phyno is doing it and we are now copying them. Every part of t internet I look at all I see is "pray for France" It has become one of those tragic sensational one week internet fads just like the chibok girls.(remember?) Chris brown,Mitchell Obama, Obama sef, rihanna, Beyonce and the likes all wrote"bring back our girls" on cardboard sheets and posed with fake sad faces to take shots and post online and Nigerian celebs and random people all over followed suit like goats then everyone forgot all about it in a week. Remember?!. Good! cos that's exactly wats happening again. Rubbish!
...Arrrhh...ok we gerrrit...you jerk on Facebook wall at nites (read your post) & you all so a proud lessssssbians (read your other post)...your life is really phuckkup & we will pray for you. You need Jesus! smiley
Romance › Re: Sexuality Is NOT A Choice!! Why Won't Y'all Admit It! >:( by MrCork: 11:30am On Mar 23, 2016
Audray:
Illiterate. Seriously leave me alone.
..THERE IS NO ROOOM FOR FAGGGGOTS & GAY PEOPLE IN NAIRALAND. .....PLS GO FIND YOUR OWN SITE....GO TO YAHOO. ..FACEBOOOK...CNN OR SOMTIN!!(no ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Revealed: ... All Feminist Are Lessssbians!!! (proof) by MrCork(op): 11:25am On Mar 23, 2016
Hourglass4real:
if all feminist are lesbians then u Mr.Cork are truly gay smiley
oooo yes am gay...eddddddiot boy! undecided
Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Fat Ladies by MrCork: 11:20am On Mar 23, 2016
KashyBaby:
Here we go again like a pirated CD...


Are u bored mocking others that's y u come to profile Again & read all my quotes as YOU always do cool

I know u always check On me but I don't know y u have to do that?

Someone up there, juz missing me so damn bad...
...when did I read your quote...I didnt! undecided
Romance › Re: Sexuality Is NOT A Choice!! Why Won't Y'all Admit It! >:( by MrCork: 11:19am On Mar 23, 2016
Audray:
Illiterate. Seriously leave me alone.
..sweeethat...am a lover not a fighter & i love women & beaaaaurifull leasssbians only or lightskin lessssbian....you come across like bored house wife & you decide to be spokesman for faghgggggots?... we are curioous..why?....why do you like them faggghots and why do you soport them? undecided
Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Fat Ladies by MrCork: 11:14am On Mar 23, 2016
KashyBaby:
Here we go again like a pirated CD...


Are u bored mocking others that's y u come to profile Again & read all my quotes as YOU always do cool

I know u always check On me but I don't know y u have to do that?

Someone up there, juz missing me so damn bad...
...ok let's do a deal...you the mosss beauriiful chick on nairaland & I want you to stop talking to all guys but juss females only....you my girl & I hate sharing my women!!...

..then we be cool ..and then we make love & peace..no more battles..that's the only condition for peace...and also..you must remain beaurriful!
angry
Romance › Re: Sexuality Is NOT A Choice!! Why Won't Y'all Admit It! >:( by MrCork: 11:09am On Mar 23, 2016
Audray:
*sigh* I just realized how block headed you are. I also just realized that you are a illiterate and i've been wasting my time conversing with you. After reading everything you typed up there i suddenly felt sorry for you. You never understood a word i said. I doubt if you even understand this.you act like programmed robot,you dont really think you just act.unfortunately ur kind abound on NL and Nigeria. Please dont mention me again.
..Andy...have you notise you been cusssin & fighrin me like a man...fire for fire...you muss be a very powerfull & physical lessssbian thou..what you niiid is a strong soldier like me in your life & trusss me..if I mate with you..2round...you will forget that lessssssbianism crapp business.. (REAL TALK MY NIGGGA) angry
Romance › Re: Revealed: ... All Feminist Are Lessssbians!!! (proof) by MrCork(op): 11:05am On Mar 23, 2016
Hourglass4real:
Yeah...you lie
...bro...all feminist are lesssssbians...trusss me...they break up marriages an encorage women to stop cooking & cleannning...99.8% of the dakkkskin ones loooklike man.they nommaly dakskin anyways!!!! (REAL TALK) undecided
Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Fat Ladies by MrCork: 10:59am On Mar 23, 2016
KashyBaby:
Well,op u can't blame us why we're fat; we have soooo much food in our fridge..can u blame us that we love so much food ? grin grin grin I'm a foodie...
....don't they hav gym there in that Singapore place?....loooookat your fat sef ?. No man dates fat women any more.. ...PLISss GO ON DIET...SHAME!! (No oofense) angry
Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Fat Ladies by MrCork: 10:57am On Mar 23, 2016
KashyBaby:
Well,op u can't blame us why we're fat; we have soooo much food in our fridge..can u blame us that we love so much food ? grin grin grin I'm a foodie...
angry
Events › Re: Twin Sisters Marry Twin Brothers On The Same Day (Photos) by MrCork: 10:55am On Mar 23, 2016
chimere66:
As shared on Facebook......

Double double: Twin sisters marry twin brothers on the same day

Twin brothers, Chinonso Akinade Okueze and Chibuzor Adelakin Okueze, from Asaba, Delta state married twin sisters, Folawemi Taiwo Okuniyi and Febisola Kehinde Okuniyi, from Ondo state in Ikeja, Lagos state.
Is it possible that these couples would have twins themselves?

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/03/photos-nigerian-twin-sisters-marry-twin.html
...they ugly....they ain't lightskin!! (No ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Sexuality Is NOT A Choice!! Why Won't Y'all Admit It! >:( by MrCork: 10:52am On Mar 23, 2016
[quote author=Audray post=44030305][/quote]...we have not against lessbian as long as they looklike women & they are beauuriful & feminine....but as for fagggggggots & those of you feminist man loookin faggggot with deep voise....you shall be erase..TELL YOUR PEOPLE!! angry
Romance › Re: Sexuality Is NOT A Choice!! Why Won't Y'all Admit It! >:( by MrCork: 10:32am On Mar 23, 2016
Audray:
look .wateva floats ur boat .it is because of sleep evading me that i have kept up this ruse. If u think i am male and that makes u happy.go ahead..indulge. I dont get this funny belief that anyone that defends gay guys is secretely gay or a guy, i am a GAY woman and f****ing proud of it.i defend ALL queer persons. So go stick urself in a wine bottle or wherever Mrcork,
..lesssbian??...ok this is beginnin to make sence now..so you one of thoise femminist musscular loookin black fagggggot women that shave there hairs & wear suit & tie......you loooklike a man..correct? ...NIGGGGGA..THE F***K YOU WANT ON NAIRALAND? ? angry
Romance › Re: Sexuality Is NOT A Choice!! Why Won't Y'all Admit It! >:( by MrCork: 1:28am On Mar 23, 2016
..LIKE IT OR NOT.....HATE IT OR LOVVVVVIT....THERE IS NO ROOOM FOR FAGGGGGGGGGGOTS ON NAIRALAND!!(REAL talk) angry
Romance › Re: Sexuality Is NOT A Choice!! Why Won't Y'all Admit It! >:( by MrCork: 1:00am On Mar 23, 2016
Audray:
naw ur wrong. this fagggggot is very female and loves beautiful women. i prefer saying i am gay cos d word lesbian is sort of old fashioned and antiquated to me. so whatever...
..niggggga who do you think you fooolin....you a fagggggit PRETENDIN to be female jussss to get atensioon on nairaland. ....acid on your face ((DO THE MATHS)) angry
Romance › Re: Sexuality Is NOT A Choice!! Why Won't Y'all Admit It! >:( by MrCork: 12:45am On Mar 23, 2016
Audray:
house wife? you are very drunk. i refer to all queer persons(GAYS LESBIANS TRANNYS and intersex) with the word "gay" .you have no right to see lesbians as merely sex objects. typical heteronomative dude.
^^^^^^^another fagggggggot pretendin to be female on nairaland! !....we will find you faggggggots
Romance › Re: Sexuality Is NOT A Choice!! Why Won't Y'all Admit It! >:( by MrCork: 12:29am On Mar 23, 2016
Audray:
look for man? what? NL is now a brothel abi?
..you a bored house wife ...i sugggggest you forget about fagggggggggggots & focus on findin man on nairaland....fagggggggots are not welcome on nairaland. ..jusss lesssbians angry
Romance › Re: How True Is This? by MrCork: 12:18am On Mar 23, 2016
olaide92:
Boys like what they see, Girls like what they hear. That's why Girls wear Makeup and Boys lie.
..pardon me?? undecided
Romance › Re: Sexuality Is NOT A Choice!! Why Won't Y'all Admit It! >:( by MrCork: 12:16am On Mar 23, 2016
Audray:
go and commit suicide if you want man. the gays are here to stay. suck it up.
...sweeet ht...ain't you sopose to be looookin for man on nairaland in sted of been spokesman for faggggggots? undecided
Romance › Re: Sexuality Is NOT A Choice!! Why Won't Y'all Admit It! >:( by MrCork: 12:15am On Mar 23, 2016
Audray:
go and commit suicide if you want man. the gays are here to stay. suck it up.
..correction..I take it you the spoke man for faggggggots..correct...anyways the good news is gaggggggots will be hunted...the bad news is fagggggggots will ****

Faggggggots are waste of speeder & are not hear to stay!! (REAL TALK CRACKHEAD)
angry
Family › Re: Help A Jealous Wife by MrCork: 10:22pm On Mar 22, 2016
Saronna:
Why you care? Go on with ur bussines and stop sticking ur nose where it's not needed!
..but how are u soposee to find man on nairaland if we dont helpyou....dont you wanna marry an hav kid?..why are you a stobbborn she-goat?(no ofeense) undecided

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