Celebrities › Re: Batman V Superman:dawn Of Justice Shatters Records Earning Over $160 Million. by MrCork: 10:45pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
KingRex1: cos they many there. Ibos are all over Houston. Us ....and you herd that on nigeria radio...you dumb phuck...80% of IBO guys here in London are in prison for fraud. Most have been deportted bakkkto nigeria which is why they choose Houston.. let me lecture yorrr dumb phuck brain again...it's much easier to get to Houston then to London..you dumb phuck IBO thing (No oofense)  |
Celebrities › Re: Batman V Superman:dawn Of Justice Shatters Records Earning Over $160 Million. by MrCork: 10:33pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
player007: Lol, this is Laughable. What you driving @ exactly? i drive Range Rover...it will take you 35 year to buy one (No oofense)  |
Celebrities › Re: Toyin Aimakhu’s Career Is Finished- Ex-boyfriend Says by MrCork: 10:28pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
YorubaWoman: [color=#8C001A] 
Hope you knw am a married woman  Wetin I wan take you do I would ask you nicely to re-edit that before you find yourself behind the bars Tiv no dey take woman play o [/color] ...sweet hat...it's ok to like cozzz you no you don't have man so stop lie...anyways am easy...ask nicely & you will have me for 2minute!  |
Celebrities › Re: Batman V Superman:dawn Of Justice Shatters Records Earning Over $160 Million. by MrCork: 10:21pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
KingRex1: You in london nd so f**king what? That place thats now a yoruba's man land
btw superman seriously? Mehn bro u deserve a hard slap...cow!(no offense) :-/ ...bro why do you say london is yoruba man land?... are you one of thosse ibo people?  |
Celebrities › Re: Batman V Superman:dawn Of Justice Shatters Records Earning Over $160 Million. by MrCork: 10:08pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
KingRex1: You in london nd so f**king what? That place thats now a yoruba's man land
btw superman seriously? Mehn bro u deserve a hard slap...cow!(no offense) :-/ ..well I have moiney..you don't...anyways am shock you people there in that nigeria place No of superman an barman. ..Nigeria is realy advancin!  |
Celebrities › Re: Happy Birthday Obama! by MrCork: 9:59pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
MrsPhyno: It's Obama's birthday today! He turned 54.
Many more years to the lovely man. ^^^see desssparates Ghana women wishing Obama like he no them..SHAME(no oofense)  |
Romance › Re: Revealed: ... All Feminist Are Lessssbians!!! (proof) by MrCork(op): 9:52pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
...jusss been told there are 8 lesssssbiam on nairaland but I will not mention there name... we prefffa LESSSBIANS as looong as they are femine & don't not wear trouser & tie like men!  |
Celebrities › Re: Batman V Superman:dawn Of Justice Shatters Records Earning Over $160 Million. by MrCork: 9:49pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
KingRex1: Sharrap there! ..am a Londoner. ..you bein to London? .. no....then come bak and talk to me if you can enter London...goat!(no oofense)  |
Celebrities › Re: Toyin Aimakhu’s Career Is Finished- Ex-boyfriend Says by MrCork: 9:44pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
YorubaWoman: [color=#808000]Wahala bobo Mr Cork sha
He has the lonngest Oko on nairaland & shod ne a celibrity but he's d***k too big but he sexxxxxy
O dabi amugbo Toni Oko [/color] ..Madam Yoruba. plisss .leave my big d**k alone..ask nicely if you wannnnnit!  |
Romance › Re: My Sister Is Addict! PLEASE HELP!! by MrCork: 8:39pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Saronna: Just mind ur business  . .Saronna...you dont have a man but yet u spends 23 outter 25 hour on nairaland...SHAME!!  |
Romance › Re: My Sister Is Addict! PLEASE HELP!! by MrCork: 7:19pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
..but serrrriously..why are some people realy dumb?  |
Romance › Re: My Sister Is Addict! PLEASE HELP!! by MrCork: 7:18pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Saronna: My dear sister is 8 weeks prego, but she can't stop drinking energy drinks! She was an addict before she got pregnant she used to gulp down atleast 4 bottles a day , says she doesn't get energy without it. Although the doctors warned her to cut it down , she still drank 2 bottles in a day , we forced her to stay with us at our parents house so we can keep her guard and she now only drinks one bottle a week!
But we are still worried that it may harm the baby since she's in her early stage of pregnancy, please can a fetus die due to caffeine intake? ...you bring medical queesstion to nairaland that is fulllof unemploy & under age kids to give you advice....I don't mean to sound rude but...your head need serrrrious medical sheck up!! (No oofensice)  |
Romance › Re: Arrange Marriage Vs Love Marriage!!! by MrCork: 7:13pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Saronna: Are u bored? I mean is ur life this miserable that ur present in every thread ranting ppl, i pity you! ^^^^^add vise comm in from bored house wife who spend 23 outtter 24 HOUR on nairaland. ... ((((WHAT A SHAME))))  |
Romance › Re: How To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 6:12pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Enouwem: Be rich ^^^addvise comin from 10year old boy...we give up  |
Romance › Re: Nawa For Some Girls by MrCork: 6:04pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
chibwike: When konji holds a guy
He wouldnt care about that ..bro I agree...we hope OP is not gay thou!  |
Romance › Re: Nawa For Some Girls by MrCork: 6:03pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Kanyekels: Are you sane at all...... Its either you are not or you are mad ...if you don't like women then stick to watching mens pant.....why the tell did you open thread about loookin at womens pant?.. bro..you very desssparate!! (No oofense)  |
Nairaland General › Re: A Nairalander Pictured With The Tallest Woman In Kogi State (see Pics) by MrCork: 5:52pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Stuntkid172: You guys should take a look at this picture and see for your self.
The tallest woman/lady in Kogi state. she was given the award by former Governor Late, Prince Audi Abubakar.
*Am the one in the 1st pics (the guy in black polo)* ..how long you been a midget?  |
Romance › Re: Nawa For Some Girls by MrCork: 5:45pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Kanyekels: How much is the cost of underwear that this girl cannot afford to change this nonsense or is she waiting for guys to provide money for it too? ...bro are pregggnant??...you don't like it..looktha fkuc away gadddemit... we hope u aint gay!!(no oofense)  |
Romance › Re: Help! I Feel Like A 21st Century Witch by MrCork: 5:01pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
nlfan: I am feeling more like a devil right now, 
I have a friend who owns a Business Hub where Technology startups are enhanced and built in the southern state.
Occasionally, he partners with Google to organized tech and entrepreneurial events and i am always one of the resource person, we are good friends and we share alot.
When i traveled down for one of the training, he showed me his girl, whom he also call his fiance.
One day he called me to say one of the mentee in the hub was going to represent him in an event in Lagos and that he would like her to stay in my place, and i gladly accepted.
The lady came and she was completely amazing, i took her shopping and we had massive fun, i liked her already and she stayed a little longer after the program before she left.
She became my friend and sees me too as a mentor, i advised her in areas of my specialties and helped her market her startup, she started visiting Lagos randomly because she now had me, so one day when she visited, she told me she is really in love with her mentor in the Hub, who is also the man that introduced her to me, i told her the mentor already have a fiance and she confirmed that she knows but just in love with him, we talked over it and we had a good laugh.
So last year when i went for the training, i did not see the Hub manager fiance, i asked him and he told me she is fine, i said are you sure because she is always here in your programs, what happened, the guy laughed and went away.
When he left, this lady who usually visits me in Lagos then told me, that they have broken up, that the lady was not good for her because she knows nothing about his business, the hub or help in anyway and so he had to let her go. we talked over it and i said shebi you are in love with him, isn't this the best time for you to go in lol. initially i took this as a play but when i returned from the training early this year, the lady called me and said she knows i can influence him to fall in love with her, i told her since he is single that i will see if my pranks can work.
I started talking to the guy about one of his mentee, how i like her and how good she is, he also confirmed she was good bla bla bla bla, i started talking to him about dating the girl, used different tricks, initially the guy was neutral and did not want to have anything to do with someone in his hub, to avoid disrespect et all, but i told him the girl is more matured than that etc. and ofcourse i asked the girl to shower him with respect, work smart, well and make him see reasons to fall in love.
Few weeks after we put all of these together, he asked her out and they started dating, I was so happy for them.
But trouble started when the old fiance of the guy came to me on facebook to chat, reporting the guy to me, that she knows he respects me alot and so she wants me to talk to him, and i asked what is the issue, she told me she has a child for him, a child they are bringing up together and that the child is less than 6 months old, that he was a good father until recently (the exact time he started dating this girl in the office) he has changed, and that he is now dating a girl in his office and that the girl has been robing it on her face, that the girl had the mind to come to their child dedication and flaunt her relationship with her fiance even though she still wears his ring and he still insist there is nothing to worry about.
I asked her, did you guys ever broke up and she said never, infact it was his idea to keep the child, they never had any issue in the relationship, and the reason she never showed up for the program last year was because her baby was so little she couldnt leave her alone in the house, i think the baby was a month old then.
At that point my head bursted, how could i be a party to those who will inflict pains and agony on another woman.
I never knew she had a girl for him or that they are still dating, this lady used my head and made me confused an innocent man, even though i do not understand why the guy never told me he now has a child.
I asked this other lady if she knew the fiance had a child and she said yes, that she did not want to tell me and that she doesn't care if she has a child or not, that the fiance did it out of wickedness to have a child for him so to block others from competing with her, i almost went mad at hearing her talk that way, i asked her to leave the couple alone to bring up their child that i will never be part of it but she said she cannot.
What do you think i can do to correct this mess i have created. ....arrrrha..are you one of thooise Lagos witch that fly around at night with broom stick & .are you related to Onstelly from nairaland?  |
Romance › Re: Help! I Feel Like A 21st Century Witch by MrCork: 4:58pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
nikkypearl: Shameless bitches everywhere !
Not your fault! The best thing to do now is come out clean and talk some senses into that guy's head ..ladies do not swaaaar!  |
Romance › Re: Arrange Marriage Vs Love Marriage!!! by MrCork: 4:19pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Saronna: Which one lasts forever?
To all the married peeps, was ur marriage arranged or love?!
If arranged, do u have any regrets or would not want it another way!?
If love , would you have ever considered arrange marriage ? And if NO , then explain why please! ...you going afffta marrried men...what the hall wrong with you? SHAME!!!  |
Romance › Re: Right Or Wrong! by MrCork: 2:54pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Suigeneris93: Who sends nudes with their face? No be body part the person wan see?  ...sweeery jusss ignore that sillly OP...Anyways quickly email me your nuuude picture..i jusss wanna check somtin!  |
Romance › Re: "Smellymouth...mst Hilarious Name On Romance Sec by MrCork: 12:51pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
FlawlessRebirth2: .I DONT KNOW WHY HIS ALWAYS ATTACKING ME ...you a beauuurifull lightskin chick...why would I atack you..when?..for what? How?  |
Romance › Re: "Smellymouth...mst Hilarious Name On Romance Sec by MrCork: 12:45pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
FlawlessRebirth2: .WHATS YOUR STRESS? ...calm down sweeet hatt...you shod be proud your mouth smell(read your last post) ...at list you can all ways cover it with parrfume!!(am jusss tryna help)  |
Romance › Re: Lets Talk About IT... by MrCork: 12:42pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
KweenSisan: Lets talk about it is simply an avenue to ease ur mind off mind bugging issues...see peoples suggestion...and probably people who have faced similar issues ...ain't gooono ask but pliss change your color to lightskin yellow...you have 2week!  |
Romance › Re: Lets Talk About IT... by MrCork: 12:40pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
KweenSisan: Lets talk about it is simply an avenue to ease ur mind off mind bugging issues...see peoples suggestion...and probably people who have faced similar issues  |
Romance › Re: "Smellymouth...mst Hilarious Name On Romance Sec by MrCork: 12:33pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
FlawlessRebirth2: wah de hell is "SMELLYMOUTH"?
yah...I know romancelanders got the mst hilarious name on here....but serzly...this guy got me tinking
yah...he has the mst annoying+funny name here except you wanto prove me wrong(I know say una sabi argue well) ..you can relate to smellymouth Cozz you have smelly mouth?...SHAME!!  |
Romance › Re: What Exactly Is A Big Time Babe? by MrCork: 12:31pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
mamagee3: [color=deeppink]What is a big time babe?[/color] ...Big time babe are fat girls like Onstelly or Refiner who use slim pictures of other people foto on nairaland  |
Romance › Re: Is This The Tallest Woman In Nigeria ? (LOOK) by MrCork: 12:26pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
hmmph: Ain't no way you drive a car that price, you are way too stupid and uneducated and uglyoh. Go bleach your own skin, better yet, drink bleach ...an from London, I have pounds sterlin...you in Somali..you have Somali dollar...we not on the same level (No poofense)  |
Romance › Re: The Beauty Of Eritrean Women by MrCork: 12:09pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
hmmph: You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Only a low self esteem slave will put other women before his own. At least Somalians defend their own with pride [...I take it you are half Somali half errritean .correct?....son I beg you...when nest you talk about beaaaaurifull women...don't mention Somali or eritean again...Ever!! (No oofense)  |
Romance › Re: Right Or Wrong! by MrCork: 12:06pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
zylert: Well for one, I asked for opinions not for "help" esp from peeps like you. Not surprised you're the only one that thinks it' dumb. Proves my stand earlier on about your low level of reasoning. You on the other hand really needs some help so you don't just go showing your low self esteem by throwing insults on people for no reason. I've seen your type before and like I have always done,if you need help,just Holla. ...calm down son..if you create dumb thread..it simply mean you need help..isssssit any ofyour business what marry couples do?... You don't have job..you don't have moiney...even women, you dont have...& then you come to nairaland looooking for woman (read your last posy)..you need help!! (No ofee)  |
Romance › Re: Right Or Wrong! by MrCork: 10:43am On Mar 29, 2016 |
zylert: How do you feel seeing of all the comments here it's only yours that clearly showed a low level of reasoning?This was just to sample different opinions from peeps everywhere,doesn't in any way signify getting into the business of married people. Word of advice: Read and understand carefully before typing off on your keyboard..(No offense intended). ...bro are you pregggnant?....you come to nairaland askin.dumb question & then you get up set when we try an help you..GOAT!! (No oofense )  |