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Romance › Re: Dammit! Am Back.... by MrCork: 9:22pm On Mar 22, 2016
Jameskyle:
Wahyahseyhuh
....young man..do we no you?(no ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Am I Too Small Down There? by MrCork: 9:17pm On Mar 22, 2016
hendyrills:
Am 25yrs old with 6 inches joystick. Pls ladies n gentlemen is it small for my age?
...spek to Onstelly of nairaland. ......she a good witch doctor with great juju charm! smiley
Family › Re: Help A Jealous Wife by MrCork: 9:12pm On Mar 22, 2016
Saronna:
Non taken. Just leave me alone?
..stop cussin on nairaland & stop derailin people's threads...no man on nairaland want a lady like that ..GROW UP!! (word of wisssdom? undecided
Family › Re: Help A Jealous Wife by MrCork: 9:00pm On Mar 22, 2016
Saronna:
Don't worry about my husband. I will make sure I marry someone who will put me first as I would and definitely have mutual respect!
^^^^^hello mad woman Sanana......you will never find man on nairaland with yorr atitude on less you start actin like lady....this is not a curse..it is a sayin!! (No ofenese) undecided
Romance › Re: What Makes Her Your Main Chick? by MrCork: 7:38pm On Mar 22, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Handsam Wildflame an me are just playin'....
...So go easy on MrCork grin
...sweery...you berrrra warn that Crackhead handsam boy to bakkkoff from ma woman or else.... angry
Romance › Re: Confused Please Advice by MrCork: 7:18pm On Mar 22, 2016
Oliviaarims:
Lol.
...whos the fine **lightskin babe** in yor picture profile loookin like SOleto strawwwbery yummy yummy Ice cream?. tongue
Romance › Re: Confused Please Advice by MrCork: 7:07pm On Mar 22, 2016
Oliviaarims:
Lol..."puzzling" is the word I remember using.
**awwwww..thanks babes...I fancy me too** wink
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend In Egbeda Market In Lagos (photo) by MrCork: 6:33pm On Mar 22, 2016
layla129:
Fine. Propose to her in the confines of ur room then...must it be in a market square?
..i wud propose to u in a market offarin u Yam & Goat!!(no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Confused Please Advice by MrCork: 6:31pm On Mar 22, 2016
Oliviaarims:
Can't say.


[size=20pt] **YOU FANCY ME??***[/size] wink

Romance › Re: Revealed: ... All Feminist Are Lessssbians!!! (proof) by MrCork(op): 6:09pm On Mar 22, 2016
onstelly:
Black poor boy
Gerrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaa awwwwwayyyy ediot


[size=18pt] STOP DERAILING THE THREAD (((crackhead)))[/size] embarassed

Romance › Re: Revealed: ... All Feminist Are Lessssbians!!! (proof) by MrCork(op): 5:46pm On Mar 22, 2016
onstelly:
Onye Ara certified
^^^DRACULA IS AWAKE.....NAIRALAND THREAD DERAILER!!! shocked
Romance › Re: Confused Please Advice by MrCork: 5:44pm On Mar 22, 2016
Oliviaarims:
U're one person that seriously puzzles me...



how?.? undecided

Romance › Re: Hey Everyone! by MrCork: 4:32pm On Mar 22, 2016
ShayGirl:
undecidedundecided
Sorry to dissapoint u but not everyone is destined for fatness tonguetongue
angry
Romance › Re: Hey Everyone! by MrCork: 3:58pm On Mar 22, 2016
ShayGirl:
The last time I checked, vernacular was Neva considered a village language...so, dearie learn to carry out ur research properly before concluding.

See him talking like he is d originator of English Language... forming one yeye familiarity!!!Mind urself oooundecided
....and whos the nice slim babe in yorr picture profile ..sef?...aint u ladies sopose to be fat? WHats goin on ther in that Nigeria place or am i seeein double?
Romance › Re: Hey Everyone! by MrCork: 3:56pm On Mar 22, 2016
ShayGirl:
The last time I checked, vernacular was Neva considered a village language...so, dearie learn to carry out ur research properly before concluding.

See him talking like he is d originator of English Language... forming one yeye familiarity!!!Mind urself oooundecided
ROmance section is stricyly for talkin about love & chansin women.......not cussin..Muss u females all ways cuss?...This is exactly why we ignore u females & setlle for white females..they dont give stress & they dont spek pigeon english... Village Girls!(no ofeinse) embarassed
Romance › Re: Simple Sudanese Henna♡♡•• by MrCork: 3:50pm On Mar 22, 2016
Saronna:
Andd The wait begins! grin
...AND PLISS MOVE YOR GANDORARABISH THREAD TO FASHION......ROMANCE SECTION IS FOR CHASIN WOMEN ONLY!!!(no ofoeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Simple Sudanese Henna♡♡•• by MrCork: 3:48pm On Mar 22, 2016
Saronna:
Sarona !! Sarona! Sarona ! Are you obsessed with me? Do u have anything meaningful to do then following me around? U need help asap
^^^^There she go again....***DRACULA IS AWAKE......STFUareyouGod..bro come & looookat the mad woman..shes callin out her own name repeateddly...sanonaa..sanona..sanona ..SHAME!! (SHE MAD) embarassed
Romance › Re: Confused Please Advice by MrCork: 3:05pm On Mar 22, 2016
tboy11:
u dont have to insult me. i have a job and i have more than enough money to take care of people around me
..yess u hava job & yess u can take care of thoise around u.....THe question is yorr moiney is not enough to take care of her & u wll not admmit it (Read yor last post)...Bro its not a crime to be broke but its a crime to lie. ..THis is exactly why women dump u homebase guys coz u lie to much!!(no oofeinse) embarassed
Celebrities › Re: Unoaku Anyadike's Son 6th Birthday Is Today (Photo) by MrCork: 3:02pm On Mar 22, 2016
dollydolly:
https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs4291230/5075563932-w644-h429/unoaku-temitope-anyadike.jpg
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2996985_img20151025093235_jpegbd53490e43a5eabcd0cbb38e3e914974

Remember the Beauty Queen Unoaku Anyadike who won the title for the MBGN 2015/2016? Today is her son's birthday.

His name is Onate and he is 6 years old. He really does look like his mother.

Happy birthday to you Onate.

''Happy Birthday to my Son Onate , I remember when I had you 6years ago, nothing but joy and happiness You are a star, continue to shine so bright. I love you''

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDPrwt9g47G/?taken-by=unoaku.anyadike
...if thats the best ting u people has ther in that Nigeria place....then we stayn PUT in London.....SHE AINT EVEN LIGHTSKIN!(no ofeinse) angry
Celebrities › Re: Unoaku Anyadike's Son 6th Birthday Is Today (Photo) by MrCork: 3:00pm On Mar 22, 2016
dollydolly:
https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs4291230/5075563932-w644-h429/unoaku-temitope-anyadike.jpg
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2996985_img20151025093235_jpegbd53490e43a5eabcd0cbb38e3e914974

Remember the Beauty Queen Unoaku Anyadike who won the title for the MBGN 2015/2016? Today is her son's birthday.

His name is Onate and he is 6 years old. He really does look like his mother.

Happy birthday to you Onate.

''Happy Birthday to my Son Onate , I remember when I had you 6years ago, nothing but joy and happiness You are a star, continue to shine so bright. I love you''

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDPrwt9g47G/?taken-by=unoaku.anyadike
angry
Romance › Re: Confused Please Advice by MrCork: 2:59pm On Mar 22, 2016
tboy11:
funny u. she isn't for sale
.^^^^there u go....so why the F****k l are u chasin women when u dont have moiney to maintain them...and then u complain they ignore u....do u hava Job? YOU HOMEBAS PEOPLE MENNNNN!!!(no ofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Confused Please Advice by MrCork: 2:50pm On Mar 22, 2016
tboy11:
good day all, please advice me on this. criticism is also welcomed. i have a gf am dating for like two years now and everything seems ok but of late i met another girl whom i have feeling for. i kept the feelings to my self until yesterday when i told her how i feel about her and i also told her that im in a relationship already. all i ever wanted from this girl is just friendship, i would have love to date her but already in a relationship. i told her all this and she felt bad and said she can't be my friend again. that is hurting me so much as i don't want to loose this girl as a friend.
what can i do to make her come back to me as a friend. thanks
..black women hate love...they love wig...Buy her Brassssilian wig and trussss me.....SHE YOURS!!!(Real Talk) angry
Romance › Re: Simple Sudanese Henna♡♡•• by MrCork: 2:45pm On Mar 22, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
Mrcork why you being mean to her? undecided Be nice
..bro..that Saronna chick started cussin us yestaday for no reason simply becozzz we ignored her thread ....we didnt make comment on her breakfast...she a hot temper pycho!! (truss me) undecided
Romance › Re: Simple Sudanese Henna♡♡•• by MrCork: 2:40pm On Mar 22, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
It's nice but maybe too much.
I think they look nicer when they look simple.

How kind did it take to paint that? And how long can you have it on?

You said it's temporal, how do you get it off?
...bro be care full....Saronna is a agresivve animal!!! embarassed
Romance › Re: Simple Sudanese Henna♡♡•• by MrCork: 2:39pm On Mar 22, 2016
Saronna:
Andd The wait begins! grin
...darlin i realy need to $hit...I be bakkkkkkkin 2 hour!!(no ofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Hoes Aint Loyal, A Woman Will Always Be A Woman! by MrCork: 2:34pm On Mar 22, 2016
WiLdFLame:
5 things to remember from "fifty shades of red" & "fifty shades redder"
1.women love children how men love women
2."women arent loyal to u,they're loyal to ur power"
3."female loyalty isn't loyalty in d truest sense of d word;for its far too conditional to be considered such thing. the conventional understanding of loyalty demands abt beyond an enamour with power.
4."women need and crave masculinity in their lives, if u are in a relationship bt not sufficiently masculine,ur woman will cheat on u.its nt so much a matter of 'if' as its a matter of 'when' as such,a relationship success is ur pry responsibility nt hers.
5."u've been lied to abt the nature of women all ur life, disregard what u think u know cos its probably wrong.ignore d top-down preaching that society espouses. reconstruct ur understanding from d bottom-up"
so fellas,dont get predictable,transparent or so reassuring..women whether as ur wife(wives)side dishes,gfs or fvckbuddy's shud neva feel dat comfortable,Bleep dem hard&fvck dem good.
...and to be honest, lightskin females (like the Beyansi) are all ways loyals.......Dakskin females (like Opra) break yor heart!! angry
Romance › Re: Hoes Aint Loyal, A Woman Will Always Be A Woman! by MrCork: 2:32pm On Mar 22, 2016
WiLdFLame:
5 things to remember from "fifty shades of red" & "fifty shades redder"
1.women love children how men love women
2."women arent loyal to u,they're loyal to ur power"
3."female loyalty isn't loyalty in d truest sense of d word;for its far too conditional to be considered such thing. the conventional understanding of loyalty demands abt beyond an enamour with power.
4."women need and crave masculinity in their lives, if u are in a relationship bt not sufficiently masculine,ur woman will cheat on u.its nt so much a matter of 'if' as its a matter of 'when' as such,a relationship success is ur pry responsibility nt hers.
5."u've been lied to abt the nature of women all ur life, disregard what u think u know cos its probably wrong.ignore d top-down preaching that society espouses. reconstruct ur understanding from d bottom-up"
so fellas,dont get predictable,transparent or so reassuring..women whether as ur wife(wives)side dishes,gfs or fvckbuddy's shud neva feel dat comfortable,Bleep dem hard&fvck dem good.
We 1000000000000000000000000000000% AGree.....WiLdFLame for precident.......WiLdFLame for precident!!! angry

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